PSI Corruption! The Wish changed form!

[Maruna]

EDIT: I hereby surrender my DUTY to change the thread title frequently in pursuit of half-a-lulz. If any staff members are up for the power abuse, go ahead and take over.


Make a Wish, and the next poster Grants it, but in addition to granting it, corrupts it so it goes horribly wrong. Just like a Genie. After that, they just add in thier own wish.

Maruna: I wish the fake LittleKuribohs would all die.

UnIcOrN MaStEr69er: Granted, but you realize that you were a Little Kuriboh imposter yourself.

I wish I would make a friend before I die

And it just continues on like that. Any questions? No, Didn't think so. Now Start.

[Maruna]

I Wish I was a Bannana.

[Mana]

granted, but all the monkeys try to eat you at once and you get squashed :)

[LazySlacker]

I wish for some snickerdoodles.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you become alergic to them.

I wish theey would release the tape of Steve Irwin's death to the public.

[Mana]

granted, but it's so horrible that you have nighmares for a year and his family are so cross they go on a rampage.

I wish I had a pikachu.

[LazySlacker]

granted, but it dosen't obey you.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

[Mana]

granted, but it was a crap wish anyway

[LazySlacker]

I wish that Mana would wish for something.

[Mana]

(oops)
granted- but she posts it a post late (the horror)

[Mana]

I wish I could play the guitar.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you lose your fingers after you play.
I wish I didn't have to deal with little kids day after day.

[Hayou]

Granted, but dealing with little kids hour after hour isn't going to be any better.
I wish I could fly.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you only get to ride an aeroplane.

I wish I had money.

[Hayou]

Granted, but the IRS will reclaim all of it - with interest.

I wish I had icecream.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's Chocolate with Chocolate chips, Chocolate Sprinkles, Hot fudge, and Chocolate milk poured on top. Muahaha, how evil am I?

I wish Season two of 'The Venture Brothers' didn't suck.

[Hayou]

Granted, but just wait until you see what they do to Season three.

Yay! Chocolate! ^_^ I wish I had mint to go with my chocolate!

[Maruna]

Granted, but you get every Junior Mint in the world, and you're attacked by every single person that likes them. And seriously, It's delicious mint candy covered in a chocolate shell. Who doesn't love that?

I wish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire would return to primetime.

[Hayou]

Granted, but their budget's a little tight so they've changed the title to "Who Wants to be Fifty Cents Richer."

Junior mint heaven - but I wish I had a bat to beat away all the attackers!

[Maruna]

Granted, but it flies away. >__>

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome that everyone wants to be me.

[Hayou]

Grant... Oh, wait, you never were that awesome. My bad.

I wish youtube would stop banning anime.

[Maruna]

Granted, but they start IP banning the people who watch it instead.

I wish Hayou would stop making jokes about me that aren't funny. (Saying I Never was that Awesome)

[Hayou]

Granted, but only jokes that aren't funny to Hayou will count.

I wish Maruna's ego was smaller. *whistles innocently*

[Maruna]

Granted, but it gets so small that I can't corrupt this wish.

I Wish I had a some Chile.

[Hayou]

Granted, but you also inherit the Chile national debt. Have fun with your new country.

I wish the tooth fairy left $100 a tooth.

[Palis]

granted, but only when she takes your adult teeth. and dentures caust $10,000

i wish i could read minds

[Hayou]

Granted, but everyone can hear your thoughts, too.

I wish I had a computer with unlimited memory.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you become a vegetable, and can never move or speak again.

I Wish Hayou realized that I already own a country, and HE just expanded my Empire.

[Palis]

granted, but then he takes over and rules over them instead

i wish i could always be happy with my life

[Hayou]

Granted, but your life will end in three... two... one...

I wish Maruna would stop calling me a 'he!'

[Maruna]

Granted, but you are in fact, a man.

I Wish Hayou would stop wanting to be a woman.

[Hayou]

Your wish cannot be granted at this time because Hayou already IS a woman!

I wish Maruna would slip on a banana peel. In front of a lot of people. *cues evil thoughts*

Long live parody! ~Hayou~

[Maruna]

Granted, but it was in the movie, "Maruna VII: The Battle against Marijuana" Which I win an Oscar for.

I Wish Hayou realized that cross dressing in his mother's basement doesn't make him a woman.

[Palis]

granted, but after the operation, hayou begins exploring womanhood with enthusiasm to rival that of mr/mrs garrison

i wish i new more people who werent idiots

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you become agravated with them and die a horible death.
I wish I could watch all the yugioh abridged series all in one day several hundred times.

[Palis]

granted, but you then grow bored with yugioh abridged and realize its too late to erase the damage its done to your social life

i wish i could think of something good to wish for

[Hayou]

Granted, but you will forget what it is as soon as you begin to write your next post.

I wish I actually had a basement - no, an attic. No, a basement. Attic. Basement. Attic. Basement. Atticbasementatticbasementatticbasement BOTH!

Long live parody! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, but while enjoying your new attic, a tornado come by and kills you, destroying the attic

i wish...damn, forgot...oh yeah, i wish i could write parodies

[Hayou]

Granted, but youtube will sue you for copyright infringement anyway.

I wish I had a puppy.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but your cat kills it.
I wish It was friday.

[Palis]

granted, but going through labor is gonna suck

i wish i had more free time

[Hayou]

Granted, but it will cause you to become addicted to online gaming.

I wish I was the queen of Monopoly.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

granted, but your really the king of Monopoly.
I wish Monopoly money would become real money.

[Palis]

granted, but nobody will want to play because everyone secretly hates that game

i wish i could play the guitar, and for that matter that i had a guitar

[Hayou]

Granted, but guitars will suddenly fall out of fashion and no one will want to hear you play.

I wish I had a better comeback wish to use against TwilightLink.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[FallingOut]

granted, but you post it ten minutes late

i wish i had a pie

[Hayou]

Granted, but it's a mud pie. Earthworms, anyone?

I wish I could be in a Broadway show.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, rent, but since you cant act, you suck it up and ruin a wonderful musical for every theatre geek in existence. and you play angel.

i wish i had an hdtv

[Hayou]

Granted, but the only show that's on is a low-quality videotaped performance of the Broadway show I ruined.

I wish I had an iPod.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Palis]

granted, but you go deaf from listening to it so much

i wish i wasnt near deaf

[FallingOut]

granted, but now you are totally deaf

i wish i had super powers

[Palis]

granted, but what are you going to do with the power to melt and to make puppies cry?

i wish i had two wishes

[Hayou]

Granted, but you just used one.

I wish I hadn't posted late and had to edit this post.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you use them stupidly.
I wish I had three wish's.

[Palis]

granted, but they somehow backfire on you in an ironic manner

i wish adult swim was its own chanel

[invisiblegunnut]

granted but the channel gets bought out by 4kids and you know the results.

I wish I had a ham sandwich

[FallingOut]

granted, but the bread is moldy

i wish i could type faster

[Palis]

grnated, but ouy los the abilty to spel

i wish i had some dinner

[Maruna]

Granted, but It's the exact same dinner I ate about an hour ago. It just looks a little different.

I Wish I Wish I was a fish.

[Hayou]

Granted, but must forever live with the irony of being a guppy named Flounder.

I wish I had a smoothie.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's a Maruna Slushy. Loaded with my hair, and toenail clippings. I usually only give it to women, but I can make an exception.

I Wish Hayou would accept that I'm just going to call him a man for as long as he posts on the Off-Topic board.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you become addicted to them, and overdose.
I wish I could read like super fast with no interuptions.

[Maruna]

Granted, but the only thing you can read is my horrible 50 Page Golden Sun fanfiction that I never finished.

I Wish I wasn't so self absorbed.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but mmmmmmmmhmmmmm, I can't seem to think of a Corrupiton.
I wish I could think of a corruption.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it involves me getting a girl friend. Wait, wha?

I wish I had a girl friend... I'm just so lonely...

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but so do I. :(
I wish this guy on yugioh would stop talking about his hair. lol

[Maruna]

Granted but... Gah... AHH!! Time-Space Paradox!!

I wish I that all the girls in Siberia named Maruna would jump off a bridge. (Yes, Maruna is a girls name in siberia)

[Hayou]

Granted, but Maruna has just been adopted as a girl's name in Africa. Tough luck.

I wish the guy on Yugioh who talked about his hair would be in more episodes.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Maruna]

Granted, and it causes a Xodarap Ecaps-Emit which undoes all of Link's damage. Hurray!

I wish the Magical Land of Unicorns was real...

[Yoshi8710]

grated, but the unicorns all died from a nuclear bomb

i wish dinasours still roamed the earth....

[Maruna]

Granted, but the only in zoos.

I wish I could go work on making my profile prettifulnessifiedismized.

[Hayou]

Granted, but your IQ has just dropped by ten points simply for making the request.

I wish I could see Europe.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but only the eastern part of Europe

I wish MGS4 would come out sooner.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but it only comes out in alaska, and never comes out anywhere else... ever.

i wish i was king of the world...

[Maruna]

Granted, but they don't have time to make Solid Snake a playable character.

I Wish I didn't post at the EXACT same time as Yoshi.

[diamond07]

ok, you didnt post at all. or ever will again.

i wish i had some cookies

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but they're snickerdoodles and I take them away from you.

I wish I had a box of toffee.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you can't eat them unless You tell me your gender.

I wish LazySlacker would change It's avatar. It's too damn cute. It's driving me crazy.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but I changed it back.

btw, I'm male, toffee plz.

I wish I had a chocobo.

[diamond07]

ok, but its a yellow one and does nothing

i wish that i lived in canada

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you live in the northern reaches of Canada.

I wish I wings to fly with.

[Maruna]

Granted, but... Well, that's torture enough.

I wish I had some tofee to give Lazy.

[diamond07]

granted, but it tastes super nasty.

i wish i had some pizza..

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but it has anchovies. (unless you like them...)

I wish for fish in a dish.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's name is Maruna, and looks (Not to mention tastes) Exactly like me!

I wish I could be a better person, if possible.

[LazySlacker]

Granted. Now you're .01% better.

I wish for an Aeroplane.

[diamond07]

ok, it crashes on first flight.

i wish that i was able to do something famous

[Maruna]

Granted. You kill Oprah.

I wish Diamond wouldn't be killed by every woman in the world for committing the greatest of sins.

[LazySlacker]

lol

Granted, s/he'll be killed by every other woman.

I wish for a ton of salted soy nuts.

[Maruna]

Granted, but they've been tainted by the dark forces of Hippies.

I wish people would stop turning me into a girl, so I could be a boy again.

[diamond07]

ok, they start turning you into some other alien species.

i wish video games were free

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but the spell backfires, and you turn into halph, boy halph girl, half goerge bush

i wish i had super magical powers

*edit*
stupid same time post

[Maruna]

Granted, but you get them on the Black Market, and go to jail.

I wish Marijuana was legal.

[Yoshi8710]

granted but you have to sell your home to get it

i wish i went to australia

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you're stuck at Ayers Rock.

I wish September would come faster.

[Maruna]

Granted, tommorrow is September 30th.

I wish I had a girlfriend... again.

[diamond07]

ok, but she dumps you

i wish that i had better handwriting

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but you will ramdomly switch from left to right handed for the rest of your life

i wish i had a million dollars

[Maruna]

Granted, but your hands become possessed, and you're forced to chop them off.

I wish Comedy Central would play Idol Hands again. I haven't seen that movie in forever.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you missed it.

I wish that people would understand the power that is snickerdoodles.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but then everyone takes away all of your snikerdoodles!

i wish that all these same time posts would stop :(

[diamond07]

granted. no one posts here. ever.

i wish that bleach didnt suck as much as it does

[Maruna]

Granted, but because you were run over by a cow.

I wish Yoshi would stay dead... ^__^

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but i come back as a gost and haunt you for the rest of your life!
ha

i wish books could talk....

[Yoshi8710]

double post....

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but they talk in Latin.

I wish everyone was bananas.

[diamond07]

ok, i eat them.

i wish fourth of july was every day! (yes i know excuse to blow stuff up)

[Maruna]

Granted, after I blow up the US.

I Wish someone here could figure out my real name. (Hint: The first few letters of Maruna are the same)

[Yoshi8710]

mark?

[LazySlacker]

Granted, It's Marsha

I wish I can save the world.

[Maruna]

Yoshi Wins!

And Granted. You can save the world by becoming a Mazi. When Germaruny takes over the world, purity and togetherness will be restored, meaning peace for everyone.

I Wish Lazy would Join Us of his own free will.

[Yoshi8710]

YAY I WIN victory lap

granted, but germaruny never actualy takes over the world... sorry

i wish that i was happy-er?

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but the botox runs out.

I wish Maruna would come in to terms with him/herself.

[Maruna]

NOT Granted. I'm just a tool to help my country succeed in creating a new world.

I wish Lazy would clean up my poopies.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but I did a half-assed job.

I wish that I would have a hat.

[Yoshi8710]

oh you did not just not grant a wish!

you should be ashamed

just for that your wish is also not granted

i wish ipods were supreme overlords of lizards

[Maruna]

Granted, but Apple has already been destroyed by 2051, when my Mutant Lizzard Mazis are controlling South Africa.

[Maruna]

I Wish I didn't just forget to make a Wish.

[diamond07]

granted, but your wish sucks.

i wish that i had some money

[LazySlacker]

Granted, you go to jail for stealing money. (do not pass go)

I wish for a katana.

[diamond07]

ok, but it got brokend

i wish i had some pokemons to fight you all with.

[LazySlacker]

granted, but they all faint while fighting my magikarp.

I wish for a golden magikarp.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it gets killed by the best pokemon ever, Lord Muk Supreme.

I wish someone else loved Muk as much as I do. Everyone always says Pikachu and Mudkip are cute, but do they acknowledge the cutest of them all? No! They just ignore the Lord Supreme!

[diamond07]

ok, but you dont know who they are.

i wish for you all to burn at the hand of my flaming monkey

[Yoshi8710]

granted the only other person who likes him lives on the other side of the world from you, and he dosnt have the internet

i wish that pokemon were more real the yugioh

[Maruna]

Uh, The Omega Red Ranger Megazord crushes you.

I wish I understood what Yoshi wished for.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but It's too late to grant it.

I wish for a Ninetails and a Arcanine.

[Yoshi8710]

granted but you never understand anything ever again

i wish that summer was a little bit longer

[Yoshi8710]

gah!!!! double post

[Maruna]

Granted, but the rest of the year doubles in length.

I wish I could fly, Spread my wings and touch the sky...

[Yoshi8710]

granted but the wax melts and you fall into the sea!!!!!

i wish that i could have a lucid dream

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but it turns into a nightmare.

I wish that Diamond would get back here.

[Maruna]

Granted. You have two.

I Wish I wasn't afraid to change my avatar.

[diamond07]

granted, but your new one would ultimately suck

i wish that i wasnt bored at 12:40 in the morning

[Yoshi8710]

granted you try to change it, but the internet crashes right as you change it

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you'll be bored at 12:41 AM

I wish that Diamond would get that lip gloss song stuck in his/her head.

[Maruna]

Granted, and it never comes unstuck.

I wish my computer wasn't starting to spazz out on me.

[diamond07]

granted. its alreadly in the being dead phase.

i wish there was something on tv right now

[LazySlacker]

granted, infomercials

I wish for some art skills.

[Maruna]

Granted. You learn how to draw perfect Trouser Snakes.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but there two small, and you blow up.....

i wish i had a shiney bumper sticker to put on my door...

[Maruna]

Granted, but it says, "Cowboys Butts drive me Nuts"

I Wish Yoshi used the correct form of "Too"

[diamond07]

granted, but nobody really cares

i wish that i ruled the world

[Maruna]

Not Granted, but you recieve an invitiation to become a Mazi. A part of the country that WILL rule the world.

I wish Diamond would accept the fact he's not a badass.

[diamond07]

granted. but only if you do as well

i wish what just happened will happen

[Yoshi8710]

granted but..... your moms a dumbass???
i hate ur mom jokes

i wish that i went two the store two bie to pairs of socks

[Maruna]

I'm not a badass, I'm just self absorbed.

Granted, but your grammar comes to life and kills you.

I wish today was FunDay.

[diamond07]

granted, its funday in india and the european portion of russia only though.

i wish i wish i had a fish

[Maruna]

Granted, but I already made that wish, so nothing happens.

I Wish for POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you're so powerful that you explode.

I wish for some trout.

[diamond07]

granted. but you cant use it.

i wish i could think of something to wish for

[Yoshi8710]

granted but..... you also explode

i wish that i wont explode

[Maruna]

Granted, but you implode.

I wish I would Deplode.

[Yoshi8710]

granted but you fall off a cliff

i wish that i could breath under water

[Maruna]

Granted, but you can't swim.

I wish that Lazy would let me Mind Rape him again.

[diamond07]

granted, but then again, it isnt really mind rape if their willing.

crap forgot to wish. uh, i wish i hadnt forgotten to wish

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you forgot again.

I wish for something.

[Yoshi8710]

granted but its a giant safe that falls and crushes you

i wish for a TALKING fish

[Maruna]

Granted, but her name is Winston, and she never shuts up.

I wish someone wasn't running out of ideas.

[diamond07]

granted. were alreadly out

i wish i had some fish to eat.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but it's spoiled

I wish it was morning.

[Maruna]

Granted. You get a raw Sunfish.

I wish people would stop wishing for fishing.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but it posinous

*generic fish wish*

[diamond07]

*generic fish wish gone wrong*

i wish i hadnt ran out of ideas

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but you still run out of ideas

i wish that fish would rule u all!!!!!!

(except me)

[Karlibell22]

granted, but you have to wear a smelly fish suit and dance around singing "human heads, human heads, icky rolley human heads"

I wish I could write more of my story.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you do a shitty job of writing it.

I wish I had Green Hair.

[Winnar]

Granted, but it's only your nose hair :(

I wish for balogna! :D

[Maruna]

Granted, but I already used up all the mustard!

I Wish for World Peace...

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but someone screws it up.

I wish for some barbeque ribs.

[Bramble]

granted, but they're your mamas ribs

i wish for a sexy Bakura to keep as my very own

[Maruna]

Granted, but he looks exactly like Tea.

[Bramble]

noooooo! i don't want him anymore!

Maruna, you forgot to make a wish! :p

[Yoshi8710]

your non excistant wish is granted, but then something horrible happens....

i wish i had the power of levatation

[Bramble]

granted, but you're scared of heights

i wish for a sexy pet transvestite

[TwilightLink]

Mmmmhmmmm, granted, but its less sexy than you wanted it to be.
I wish it wasn't so freaking hot outside to where I can't do anything.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but now you live in alaska

i wish that i had esp

[Bramble]

granted, but now you're too cold

i wish for a new set of paints


EDIT: Damn you yoshi!!

[Pegitty]

granted, but it has the soul of an ax murderer fused inside em! :o
wish i could sing like Ville and Lauri ^^

[diamond07]

ok, but everyone suddenly goes deaf.

i wish i owned a gamecube

[Yoshi8710]

granted but its so old that it dosnt work anymore

i wish i had somthing fun...

[Kirocuto]

granted, you have 100 live hand granades,(there fun)

i wish i wasn't on crutchs

[Yoshi8710]

granted your in a wheelchair

i wish that the world was one land mass

[Bramble]

EDIT: wtf i'm so slow...

granted, but everyone speaks Turkish

i wish i had the utilities to make cups of tea in my bedroom

[Kirocuto]

granted, you no longer have any room to sleep.

i wish yoshi knew how much insanly fun wheelchairs are. (drag race though the hallways WOOHOO!!!)

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but your wheelchair has only one wheel!!!!! hahahahah

i wish for pizza, i havnt had lunch yet...

[diamond07]

granted. it has anchovies and everything your allergic to.

i wish i had some pizza as well

[Kirocuto]

its blood pizza. your blood pizza.

i wish i had a ballon

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but i give you mine, and then get some plane old cheese pizza for myself

i wish for somthing to drink with my pizza

[diamond07]

granted. its vomit flavored vomit

i wish i had the ability to change shape

[Bramble]

granted, but you only have teh ability to change into ugly shapes

i wish i had a new black felt-tip pen

[Yoshi8710]

granted but it ran out of ink

i wish for a magic monkey

[Kirocuto]

the magic monkey, being magic, runs away to run a circus.

i wish that the new smash bros whould come out.

[Pegitty]

Granted but every single character you played as has been erased from the game! (they're gonna cut some out, you know. TT)
i wish i had wings. ^^

[Yoshi8710]

granted but therre not big enough to let you fly

i wish that somthing would happen


yeah

[Bramble]

granted, but the thing that happens is attempted gob rape.

i wish i had a scanner in my room.

[Pegitty]

granted but your scanner is as crappy as mine. :(

i wish i could have a kitty.

[Bramble]

granted, but it's a stuffed kitty

i wish i could be arsed to get something to eat

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but its something nasty.
I wish more episodes to the Abridged series would come out.

[Bramble]

granted, by LittleKuriboh dubbed them all in a foreign language that no one knows.....

i wish my lamp had a new bulb

[Yoshi8710]

granted but.. i dare not corupt that wish

i wish that my wish cant be corupted wither

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but Idk what wither actually means so I can't corupt it. lol.
I wish I knew what wither ment.

[Bramble]

granted - wither has several definitions. but i'm not gonna tell you what they are

i wish for lots of sexy sex

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but it ain't with me.
I wish posting would be just a tad bit slower so I could make more posts that aren't late.

[Bramble]

hahhaah lol!!

granted, but it gets too slow and no one replied to your posts for a week....

i wish i wasn't hungry

[Palis]

granted, but you die of thirst

i wish more people would post on my forum

[Bramble]

granted, but they all say nasty things

i wish my eyesight was better so i could tell whether that blotch on my bedroom wall is a moth or a spider.....

[Palis]

granted, but by the time you realize its a spider, your already dead

i wish i was more popular than maruna

[Maruna]

Granted, but Ten seconds later, I become twice as popular.

I Wish More of the site would accept more of my avatars. The only good ones that work, give people the impression that I'm a girl. >_>

[Bramble]

granted, but now we all think you're a tranny

i wish i could find my old earphones that don't crackle >.<

[Palis]

granted, but they dont make any noise at all

i wish maruna were humble

[Maruna]

Granted, but I forget about being humble after a few minutes of it.

I Wish I had a Yellow Coconut.

[Bramble]

granted, but it's rancid and you die from severe food poisoning

i wish i had one of those office chairs that keeps your back straight

[Palis]

granted, but it colapses when you sit in it and you ironicly brake your back

i wish i wasnt an insomniac

[Bramble]

granted, but then you become narcoleptic

i wish i had a decent pencil sharpener

[Maruna]

Granted, but it only sharpens Rose Art brand pencils.

I Wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish.

[Palis]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... huh... what... oh right

granted, but you forget to grant the wish before instead

i wish i had some noodles

[Maruna]

...

I Wish I could see my new avatar. Can anyone else see it?

[Envoy]

granted, but you choke on the 59405 you tried to swallo at once


i wish i could play yugioh

[Palis]

granted, but you play it like they do on the show

i wish i could see the new avatar too

[Maruna]

Granted, but you get killed by Demise OHKO and Monarch Decks.

I Wish I didn't run out of chocolate sprinkles.

[Palis]

granted, but theyre those disgusting fake chocolate sprikles

i wish more people new the lyrics to "la vie boheme" from rent

[Bramble]

granted, but we don't sing in tune

i wish i didn't have to go to work

[Envoy]

granted, but they are terrorists


i wish bleach wasnt so hyped up

[Maruna]

Granted, but everyone decides to praise Death Note instead.

I wish Naruto would die.

[Bramble]

edit:

granted.... but nothing happens cuz you made teh wish too late

i wish i didn't have an itchy elbow

[Palis]

granted, but you didnt wish for anything

i wish i was really old

[Envoy]

granted, but you lose your arm


i wish L didnt die in the anime

[Maruna]

Granted, but someone is going to end up posting before me, so there's no point in corrupting it.

I wish I wasn't so slow when it comes to granting wishes.


And Envoy is an evil Spoiler person. I demand you remove that wish for the sake of people who haven't seen Death Note yet. Or just spoiler tag it.

Random unmarked spoilers ruined the ending for me, and I'll never forgive them.

[Envoy]

10010101010010010101



0101011111001000001111010

[Bramble]

granted, but nothing happens cuz the wish faerie can't read binary

i wish for a new pad of paper

[Palis]

granted, but its all wet and useless

i wish i had a really big house

[Envoy]

granted, but wtf is cencored by 4kids


i wish 4kids, was 8kids

[Maruna]

Granted, but now they double the damage.

I Wish Funimation would dub One Piece faster. I can't wait any longer.

[Palis]

granted, but thats just twice the gayness

i still wish i had a really big house

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but it has nothing in it.
I wish i wasn't so tired. that means less time for here.

[Maruna]

Granted, but now you have to sleep with a bear when you finally do go to sleep.

I Wish we would all stop double posting.

[Bramble]

edit: looks like i'm teh slow one now!

granted, but your new willy is a bit small

i wish that i could think of a new wish

[Palis]

granted, but it sucks so you dont say it

i wish three people hadnt all responded to my thing at once

[Bramble]

granted, but it'll happen again soon

i wish people who are scared of moths weren't, cuz the moth flying around my room is so cute!!

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but they are scared of your face.
I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Bramble]

granted, but now you're so excited you don't know what you want to do first

i wish i had a pet Yami

[Palis]

granted, but you will become content with sitting around doing nothing and eventually waste away into nothing

i wish i wasnt so cynical at night

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but I have no clue what that means.
I wish I didn't have to get off soon.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you get off of your own free will instead.

I Wish I was a boy again. I also wish everyone who gave me girly parts would perish in a wave of destructive laser beams.

[Palis]

granted, but you'll want to be a girl

i wish i could find time to do things besides this forum

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but how could you live with yourself without posting here?
I wish I had more time for here.

[Palis]

granted, but you wont have any time for any where else. ever.

i wish i could wish for something

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you just did.
I wish I school didn't start in 4 weeks :(

[Maruna]

Granted. It starts in Four hours.


I Wish I had a Death Note.