How you do it!

[Kagomas]

I'd quite like to give this whole "Abridged series" thing a shot and I think I could do it with dragonball z, problem is it's become a bit of a breeding ground for people who don't know how to do it as good as this. What I'd like to know is what would be needed to make a series that is as good as (but not intended to compete with) yours.
oh, and I'm also open to the idea of sharing jokes to put in the series (if I happened to use them then credit will be given where credit is due)
Here's a few of the jokes that I thought I could use in a DBZ abridged series:

How do you maintain that great look Goku?
Constant masturbation!
Okay…I’m just off to stab myself in the head with a brick…

How can you fly anyway?
I dunno, how can you wear a leotard?
Ah touché!
I somehow get the feeling that Vegeta3986 and MasekoX want to beat us up…

Ow! God! What did you do that for?
What?
You punched me you frigging psycho!!
No I didn’t, your face bounced off my hand!
…you’re a dick…

Hey Krillin……..YOU’VE GOT NO NOSE!!!
…yeah, so?
HOW THE BLUE HELL DO YOU SMELL STUFF?!
I’m not even friends with you anymore.

Ah, life’s good when you’ve got a tail.
Yeah, I bet that comes in handy with the wife!
Oh don’t be so crude!
I mean for helping with housework!
Oh, right…
Yeah, while you’re doing her! Hehe…
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