next sentence story

[haloprime]

a story written by everyone. you post one line of the story, then someone else does, then someone else does. whoever finishes starts the next. ill start with a very origional sentense: once upon a time

[SSY]

We have a thread like this. Except you can only have three words per post.

[Underling]

desu

[SSY]

A magical person from Krozeland declared an attack on the people of Underlingsville.

[JesusRocks]

They didn't stand a chance, the entire army of Krozeland was blown away by the sheer force of Underling's WIN.

[SSY]

Underling then decided to rule Japan.

[haloprime]

then he developed a massive laser, with which to destroy transylvania

[SSY]

But the Transylvanians were to powerful for Underling.

[haloprime]

underling turned his attention to the now undefended krozeland

[SSY]

Underling thought he could win, but he did not know the strength of Kroze and his hot dickings.

[haloprime]

kroze used his secret weapon.

[SSY]

Underling was destoyed.

[haloprime]

kroze took to power using his hot dickings, and he successfully conquered japan

[SSY]

Kroze turned all anime in to complete garbage.

[haloprime]

americans were forced to turn off their tvs, this left them crippled and weeping.

[SSY]

This went exactly as Kroze had planned it.

[haloprime]

america fell beneath krozes might, and the krozian empire spread

[SSY]

There was only one person who could stop Kroze.

[haloprime]

LITTLE KURIBOH!!!

[SSY]

LK came up with a genius plan to defeat Kroze.

[haloprime]

join a theatre group to lull kroze into a false sense of security

[SSY]

Kroze fell for it.

[haloprime]

LK suddenly smashed kroze, leaving the empire rulerless, as LK was to busy making ygo: tas.

[SSY]

But then superspecialyugi, the hero of Specialville, took over the empire.

[haloprime]

and underling became priminister

[SSY]

Haloprime became the town fool.

[haloprime]

(yay 4 fool)

[haloprime]

superspecialyugi became ill and was demoted to assistant town fool, and underling took control

[SSY]

Haloprime ran around town nude.

[haloprime]

and superspecialyugi followed him, as he was the assistant.

[SSY]

Underling decided to banish the two fools.

[haloprime]

they made their own country called foolensylvania.

[SSY]

Underling said "Damn! I declare war against those fools."

[haloprime]

but he had underestimated them, lk made an episode wich blew underlings mind, and the fools empire and army grew

[SSY]

It was bigger than the U.S. army.

[haloprime]

underling recovered and sent out a small attack, which got massacered

[haloprime]

superspecialyugi temporaraly went into hiding, and HaPr was followed, and they started planing. meanwhile platypus was voted prime minister

[SSY]

The platypus was a horrible prime minister.

[darkyazan]

yazan came and assassinated the prime minister for 10 dollars

[SSY]

Yazan also found superspecialyugi and haloprime.

[darkyazan]

he ended up assassinating both but buried both into haunted indian burial grounds.

[SSY]

They came back to life, killed darkyazan, and took the empire back.

[darkyazan]

i came back from hell and killed ssyugi for calling me darkyazan and became the empires guard

(cause its mine now bitch)

[SSY]

Superspecialyugi and haloprime decided to start a new empire in heaven while yazan owned an empire on Earth.

[haloprime]

the heavan empire was huge, and it wasnt long b4 it and the yazanian empires joined forces, but kroze, (who had been living in secret on mars) attacked.

[SSY]

But with the yanzian and the heavenly forces combined, Kroze was wiped out.

[Ratchetandclank]

Then Ratchetandclank killed yazan, and changed the empire name to Ratchet&clanktoria.

[SSY]

The heaven empire forces avenged yazan's death, killed Ratchetandclank and took the empire back.

[Ratchetandclank]

but unknown to the heaven empire, R.A.C. took regeneration potion incase he died, so he took back his empire

[SSY]

The heaven empire decided to let yazan help rule them.

[CELTIC]

But yazan was betrayed by his best friend Samuel Jackson

[SSY]

This made the heaven empire extremely mad.

[JesusRocks]

Underling then launched his nuclear DESU~ and destroyed the entire empire.

[SSY]

While all this chaos was going on, George Bush took over the USA.

[haloprime]

and all chaos broke loose

[WeirdSmells]

Underling wrestled Godzilla.

[SSY]

It was a close match.

[niknnik]

but it nobody won because they blew up.

[SSY]

This caused NKNK to get angry.

[niknnik]

He took his anger out on superspecailyugi by jumping on his tramopoline.

[SSY]

I shot NKNK.

[niknnik]

But I lived and started a business in selling home-made apple pies.

[WeirdSmells]

Not cherry because Cherry Pies Suck

[niknnik]

And they cause people to die.

[fangirl]

yazan threw one of the pies on haloprime

[SSY]

He missed.

[ChibiChan]

then suddenly an amazingly terrifyin ...mouse emerged from some swamp.

[DerekKndrck]

The mouse claimed to be from Narnia and needed their help.

[Aldir]

The mouse got eaten by a cat. Ha ha, mouse. Ha ha.

[SSY]

The mouse started exploring the cat's stomach.

[Aldir]

The cat started to digest

[DerekKndrck]

Then the DerekKndrck clan emerged from hyperspace in the Deathstar.

[SSY]

They decided to visit the Indiana Jones Amusement Park located in my blog.

[Ianking]

But decided it was boring and watched Indiana Jones instead.

[sandpaperedthroat]

Indiana Jones liked the topic where you could only post three words a sentence better. He told me so. Seriously.

[DerekKndrck]

Then the DerekKndrck clan blew up the earth holding the rebel base making the sun explode in seven days.

[niknnik]

Why it took seven days nobody quite knows why, because if the sun exploded we would die before you could post something on your Livejournal.

[Aldir]

Then the moon took over and everything grew up faster.

[niknnik]

Aldir died.

[DerekKndrck]

But before he died he created a clone of him self that joined the DerekKndrck clan to take over the universe.

[niknnik]

But then they all died too...

[DerekKndrck]

Except for the leader of the DerekKndrck clan who some how escaped death and went into hiding on the moon.

[niknnik]

But he didn't have any oxygen tanks with him, so he died, and there was no way he could ever come back or be alive and there can't ever be any contradictions to him dying.

[DerekKndrck]

Niknnik couldn't live without the leader of the DerekKndrck clan so he ejected himself into space and died.

[DerekKndrck]

And there was no possible way in the existance of everything that Niknnik could ever come back since DerekKndrck was beating up his soul.

[niknnik]

Godzilla started a new sentence to get rid of all the dying.

[DerekKndrck]

But godzilla underestimated the sentence which exploded causing him to die to, creating a worm hole to Narnia.

[niknnik]

Narnia was burning to the ground.

[fangirl]

the moon changed the floow of the oceans on narnia and extinguished the fire

[DerekKndrck]

Yugi was some how in Narnia with a talking Beaver showing him around the place.

[Minig]

But the Beaver accidentally walked off a cliff and died.

[DerekKndrck]

So Yugi had a giant squirl guide him through Narnia, but what he didn't know was that the squirle was going to sacrifice yugi to bring back every who had died.

[niknnik]

But then the squirrel died too...

[DerekKndrck]

But it took the squirl seven days to die.

[dragonqueen]

it would of taken longer but yugi couldnt wait and he shot the little bugger

[niknnik]

So yugi picked up a banana and told it to guide him through Narnia - He stood there staring at it for days.

[sajeev50]

He then ate the banana while walking along the yellow brick road.

[dragonqueen]

the he met a scarcrow who started singing follow the yellow brick road, so he shot that too

[sajeev50]

Then he met some man made of tin who also started to sing, so he melted him.

[Cocyta]

Yugi decided that being a serial killer was fun, so he wasted the rest of Oz before returning to Domino City.

[sajeev50]

Upon returning to Domino City, Yami decided to give up on his murderous ways and open a pizza shop.

[Cocyta]

However, "Little" Yugi refused to give up his new hobby, and teamed up with Yami Bakura to rid himself of the sanctimonious pharaoh.

[sajeev50]

To celebrate their newfound friendship, Yami Bakura and Little Yugi go have dinner at Applebee's

[Cocyta]

After they ate, Yami Bakura, "Little" Yugi, and Zorc destroyed the world.

[dragonqueen]

then realising htey were the last things on the earth they built a rocket ship

[sajeev50]

They used it to trvel to Mars

[dragonqueen]

cause the liked the red planet due to its blood colour

[sajeev50]

when they landed, they looked for something sharp

[niknnik]

so thay could stab thos f***ing martians.

[sajeev50]

They walked around the planet for hours

[DerekKndrck]

Until they discovered the spore creature creator thing and started to create a new race of duelists.

[sajeev50]

Since there were no cards on Mars, they used rocks instead.

[niknnik]

And instead of trading and duesling them, they were throwing the rocks.

[sajeev50]

They mostly threw them at the martian with grey hair.

[niknnik]

In fact, it wasn't like duel monsters at all...

[sajeev50]

...they just liked whipping rocks at each other.

[niknnik]

Yugi hated the death caused by throwing rocks all of a sudden, and, ironically, killed hiimself because of it.

[sajeev50]

Yami Bakura took Yugi's body and buried it under a lot of rocks

[niknnik]

The martians took the rocks and carried on throwing them at eachother.

[sajeev50]

Since there was nothing else they could use to bury Yugi, Yami Bakura and Zorc threw his body into space.

[niknnik]

Zorc was so annoyed by the martians, he threatened to destroy their world if they didn't stop throwing rocks.

[sajeev50]

But the martians didn't stop throwing rocks

[niknnik]

So, Zorc would've started to destroy Mars, but something was stopping him...

[sajeev50]

...it was the fact that the rocket was out of fuel and that if he destroyed MARS, he would die too

[niknnik]

Although, there was the ermency rocket, which could fit just one person.

[sajeev50]

Zorc and Yami Bakura looked at each other, and they both rushed toward the rocket..

[niknnik]

Yami Bakura reached it first, then realised that there was no point, because Zorc wasn't going to destroy Mars if he couldn't get away.

[sajeev50]

After stunbling upon this sad realization, he gave the rocket to Zorc

[niknnik]

Zorc flew away and blew up Mars.

[sajeev50]

He traveled the galaxy for months and months

[niknnik]

Until he realised that he was dead.

[sajeev50]

And then the rocket blew up.

[niknnik]

The pieces fell and fell until theyy reached New Earth.

[sajeev50]

The pieces landed in the desert

[niknnik]

Where spider-man was looking for water, dying of thirst.

[sajeev50]

A piece ended up hitting spider-man on the head.

[niknnik]

He was knocked out, and a desert-local found him.

[sajeev50]

They removed his mask....

[niknnik]

And found something horrible.

[sajeev50]

It was the most horid thing they ever saw.

[niknnik]

Absolutely disgusting, is what it was.

[sajeev50]

It was.....

[niknnik]

Sickening...

[sajeev50]

It was ANOTHER MASK!!!

[niknnik]

The local started to take off the other mask.

[sajeev50]

only to find yet another mask.

[niknnik]

The local was seriously worried and scared now...

[sajeev50]

Out of fear of what they might find, they did not remove this mask and they took him to the hospital

[niknnik]

The surgeons tried as hard as they could, pulling off mask after mask, but to no avail.

[sajeev50]

There seemed to be no end to the amount of mask Spiderman had on

[niknnik]

The only way the doctors at the hospital could find out what was going on whas to wake Spiderman.

[dragonqueen]

but they found it difficult to wake him up so they poured a bucket of ice down his suit

[niknnik]

Spiderman abruptly awoke and wondered why everyone was staring at him.

[sajeev50]

They then asked Spiderman....

[dragonqueen]

are you gay???

[sajeev50]

Spiderman said no.

[niknnik]

Then they said, "seriously, Spiderman, WTF's up with all your masks?".

[sajeev50]

Spiderman replied, "I REALLY don't want people to know who I am"

[niknnik]

The head surgeon, George, got pissed off and shot Spiderman.

[sajeev50]

He was then arrestted for killing the only person that can keep the city safe.

[CELTIC]

But then Dix came back from the army and he said I pity the fool who doesn't like Mr T

[niknnik]

Nobody knew what was gong on now, but something happened and CELTICdan1888 died.

[sajeev50]

Seeing this, Joey Wheeler rushed in and gave him CPR

[CELTIC]

CELTICfan1888 was not botherd because he did not like CELTICdan1888 for trying to copying his name

[sajeev50]

As CELTICfan1888 walked away, Joey continued to give CPR

[CELTIC]

However he failed to save CELTICdan's life

[niknnik]

CELTICfan laughed at his death.

[sajeev50]

Joey, now realizing that he was unable to save him, buries the body in his yard.

[niknnik]

Joey was getting annoyed at Celtic's laughin now...

[sajeev50]

so he challenged him to a duel

[fangirl]

Joey summoned the dark magician

[sajeev50]

CELTIC summnoned Moe Sizlack

[CELTIC]

Moe destroyed Dark Magicain with ease then CELTIC got bored at playing a children's card game so he played MGS4 instead

[sajeev50]

Joey wheeler was sad of losing and went to a bar

[CELTIC]

But SSY was there and he was posting lots of SPAM

[sajeev50]

So he left and decided to take a road trip

[CELTIC]

Tristan decided to go with him and they went away to distant lands

[sajeev50]

They traveled for days ad days

[niknnik]

They had no money, and were running out of food and water and petrol.

[CELTIC]

So Joey decided to eat all his trading cards

[sajeev50]

Tristan didn't have any cards and starved to death

[sajeev50]

Post eaten by Joey Wheeler

[CELTIC]

Joey was still hungry so he ate sajeev's double post

[sajeev50]

He then started looking for a nearby town

[niknnik]

But he didn't find one.

[sajeev50]

Instead he found a new car.

[CELTIC]

But it belonged to Underling so it FAILED

[niknnik]

Before he could get out of the FAIL Underling car, someone came along and stole the other one.

[sajeev50]

Little did that person know that the other car was out of petrol

[CELTIC]

Then it blew up

[sajeev50]

Joey watched in horror as the other guys body parts rained to the ground

[CELTIC]

Meanwhile thousands of miles away.....

[sajeev50]

...Tea was visiting England

[niknnik]

Because she actually had a thing for limey english people, after meeting Bakura

[CELTIC]

Yugi was with her

[niknnik]

Despite the fact that yugi had died on, like, page 5.

[CELTIC]

Then something happend

[dragonqueen]

something unexpected

[CELTIC]

CELTICdan came back from the dead and he killed SSY

[niknnik]

CELTICfan was like f*** you and lunged at him with a knife.

[CELTIC]

However CELTICdan's power level was over 9000 so he easily beat off the attack

[niknnik]

CELTICdan took out his death ray and aimed at CELTICfan, who was lying in pain on the floor, because of his opponents power level.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

As Kaiba was flying over in the Blue Eyes White Jet, CELTICdan and CELTICfan where sucked into the engine turbines.

[sajeev50]

Kaiba laughed in triumph as he had killed two of his mortal enemies

[Lordofthedance]

but his blue eyes white jet blew up because of CELTICdan and CELTICfan, so kaiba was now dead. mokuba wanted revenge, so he...

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Got kidnapped by, Bakura.

[Lordofthedance]

and was forced to do british things with him like

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Drink tea and eat crumpets.

[DerekKndrck]

Bakura searched the YGPTAS websight, for no reason, and found this topic and read the entire thing. He wondered what was going on.

[sajeev50]

Then his computer blew up.

[CELTIC]

Meanwhile Joey was still in the middle of the desert with nobody to talk to

[niknnik]

He found a desert snake and befriended it.

[CELTIC]

He then named it Soild Snake

[niknnik]

A scorpian climbed out of the sand and facepalmed...

[CELTIC]

Then Joey said ''Naw u''

[niknnik]

He ordered solid snake to kill the scorpian

[sajeev50]

Joey and his pet snake wandered through the desert

[CELTIC]

Then they were invited to be main characters in a brand new game called Metal Gear Soild

[niknnik]

But they refused and carried on looking for something to do.

[DerekKndrck]

Then Joey got really hungry and ate the snake.

[CELTIC]

Joey then realsied what he had done and began to cry

[dragonqueen]

but soon he ws vrying with laughter as he realised that he was being stupid

[Lordofthedance]

then died cause the snake blew up inside of him

[CELTIC]

Meanwhile sajeev50 was planning on takeing over the world!

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

"Now, to get those weapons of mass destruction i hid in saddams backyard!" sajeev50 hummed to himself. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away....

[DerekKndrck]

But George W Bush, who some how escaped being blown up when the earth was destroyed... Like ten times.... Declared war on himself.

[frogger4Christ]

Due to the fact that he was looking in the mirror all day and got tired of staring at himself.

[niknnik]

He had been staring in the mirror because he was the president of USA and that's what they do.

[sajeev50]

Meanwhile, sajeev50 had gotten into saddam's backyard

[CELTIC]

Then Saddam got very mad

[sajeev50]

But sajeev50 shot him.

[niknnik]

sajeev50 was a national hero, despite the fact saddam was already dead and he had just shot a corpse.

[sajeev50]

He then took the Weapon's of Mass Destruction from Saddam's Backyard....

[CELTIC]

Then this happend:

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x286/pholdenj/ng_god.gif

[sajeev50]

Because God was angry....

[CELTIC]

Because he dislikes Americans

[sajeev50]

So Sajeev50 shot a rocket launcher at him

[CELTIC]

Then he went to KFC but that made the Burger King very unhappy

[Elt]

Suddenly the Burger King got so angry that he took Sajeev's rocket launcher and used it to shoot down KFC. (Sad but true)

[CELTIC]

However Colonel Sanders escaped unharmed

[CELTIC]

BUMP

[Waldo]

Grandpa just watched..... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

[Lordofthedance]

...then died

[DerekKndrck]

Then George W Bush ate KFC on the moon in a rocket ship built out of crack.

[sajeev50]

sajeev50 went back to his house....

[PegasusJCrawford]

And washed some dishes... =D

[SSY]

Just like Underling-ling.

[CELTIC]

Then sajeev50 watched Mythbusters because Mythbusters is WIN

[sajeev50]

When it finished, he picked up a book

[Lordofthedance]

it was an alright book.