The Why Game.

[PegasusJCrawford]

Alrighty kids! Heres how it works. You ask a question starting with why, such as:

Why is the sky blue?

Also in that same post you answer the question asked by the person above you (don't be litteral, be silly)
So the next post would look like this:

Answer: Because dinosaurs with wings fly up into outerspace and throw Mudkips into the air until they hit something and stain the sky blue.

Question: Why does corn come on cobs?
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So I will start with this:

Question: Why can't humans breathe under water?

[Elt]

Answer: You breathe in oxygen from the air. There is oxygen in water too, but the human body cannot take this oxygen from the water. If you tried to take a breath underwater, your lungs would quickly fill up with water and you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Fish and other sea creatures, however, can breathe underwater. They have organs called gills which enable them to take oxygen from the water. But if a fish is taken out of water, its gills dry out and it cannot breathe.
(Serious Business)

Question: Why am i so awesome?

[TitanAura]

Logic error.

[onidragon]

I think there was a thread like this a while back.

Anyway, why is milk white?

[Bluespirit0000]

You don't want to know...

[onidragon]

Don't you need to leave a question after your awnser?(SP)
Anyway, why is my hair blonde?

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Answer: Because you die it that way.
Question: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you come near...?

[Elt]

Answer: Just like me, they long to be close to you...
Question: Where's the spoon?

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Answer: A sub-troll stole it.
Question: Why is it so quiet?

[blueeyeswhitetrash]

Answer: Because, in the space, no one hears you scream.
Question: Why did they cancel Futurama?

[Bluespirit0000]

Answer: Cause Fox was worried that Futurama would influence people into thinking we have a future.

Question: Why did the Dinasores die? (shit, I forgot how to spell Dinasores)

[aaaaaaaaah]

answer: Chuck Norris was bored , so he invented a time machine and killed them

question:why do ducks say Quack?

[WeirdSmells]

Because they don't like telling racist jokes
What do reindeers do in the Off season

@BlueSpirit... I liked your Dr. Who Avatar

[Raulst]

Answer: They do what they usually do during the Off season, dhurrrrr...

Question: Why can I hear voices inside my head?

[WeirdSmells]

Because you're Yoko Ono
Why are Potatoes Orange

[Raulst]

Answer: Because you haven't been smoking enough weed.

Question: Why do bugs like dying flying into bright lights?

[frogger4Christ]

Answer: Because that's the only thing they can see, so might as well fly there.

Question: Why is the sky blue?

[cabbage521]

Answer: Because it'd look darn stupid if it were pink.

Question: Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?

[pollorico720]

A: to confuse the consumer and empower the man!!!

Q:why is it necessary for ppl to make themselves as big and strong as possible

[YgOtAsFtW]

Answer: Because I touch myself at night say so

Question: Why do I touch myself at night?

[Pianimae21]

Answer: Because the Disney channel features porn stars in it's movies.

Question: How can a man without eyes see pears on a tree?

[sajeev50]

A: He can feel them and visualize them in his head.

Q: Why is it that this game is exactly like my You Need A Reason Game, but my game got locked and this is still around.

[CELTIC]

A: Because you FAIL

Q: Why is KFC so tasty?

[Azat]

A: Because I put booze in it.

Q: Why am I an alcoholic?

[sajeev50]

Because I opened up a Hotel that gives alcohol to underages. >.> <.< >.>

Why is Pearl so addicting

[Azat]

A: Because the Gible loves you...

Q: Why are summer projects so evil?!

[CELTIC]

A: gny8egnyter8o

Q: Why is SSY still alive?

[Azat]

A: Because we haven't killed him yet.

Q: Why am I still alive?

[sajeev50]

Unanswerable because you should be dead from all the booze. O_o

Why did I finally evolve mah Gible

[Azat]

A: Because it still loves you...

Q: Why is the ocean so blue?

[Titan50]

My piss is blue

Why?

[JesusRocks]

You've been playing too many video games and watching too much anime, you have developed a rare condition known as Otakitis and in 60% of cases it is 80% fatal...

Why is English weather utter poo?

[Azat]

A: Because of the wind currents!

Q: Why do pencils break so easily?

[WeirdSmells]

Because my Alakazam is Psychic
Who has a pokemon friend code that they want to give to me

[JesusRocks]

Not me. You also have the rare condition. You're one of the 60%...

why is it that the general discussion subforum always causes people to make exceedingly long posts?

[Zairak]

Because they can't get to the point, like me.

Why does one and one equal two?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: It doesn't, it equals window!

Q: Why can't the Phresh Pharoah of Bel-Air kill people for losing card games in Japan?

[Zairak]

A: Because Mr. T. won't let him.

Q: Why does Big fail so much?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because Biggie Smalls is teh better

Q: Why does the dancing banana dance and why to "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"?

[Zairak]

A: Because it is a dancing banana and "Cheddar Cheese Time" doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Q: Who decided Martians would be little green guys anyway?

[WeirdSmells]

Someone with a radioactive midget fetish
Who is the king

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: I am

Q: What is Jimmy the Alzheimer's Tackling Patient catchphrase?

[WeirdSmells]

WHO AM I?
WHO AM I?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: WeirdSmells?

Q: Why does my cat have retractable claws?

[Zairak]

A: For sneak attacks.

Q: Why the Eragon hate?

[Azat]

A: Because they secretly want to kill you.

Q: Why do cows moo?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: So my password makes sense

Q: Why am I so populars?

[Azat]

A: Because you made a baby cry.

Q: Why did Gamma have to die?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because Alpha and Beta had and it was his turn

Q: Why won't these flies F@#$ OFF!?

[Zairak]

A; Because they lurve you?

Q: Is this the newly accepted format for The Why Game?

[Azat]

A: I assume so.

Q: Why is M. Bison so evil?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: We can only assume it's because of a sexually abusive relationship with his parents.... really SEXUALLY abusive

Q: Why won't you love me?

[Azat]

A: Because I don't know you that well.

Q: Then what was the purpose of Cammy?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Plot twist?

Q: Why do all Linkin Park songs sound the same?

[Azat]

A: Because paradoxically, they are the same.

Q: Why is Pluto no longer a planet?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because it's too small That's what she said

Q: Why does Garfield love lasagnes, yet hates Mondays?

[Doll]

A: Because lasagna is made from happy rainbowness and Mondays are the devil.

Q: Where do babies come from? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>

I'm sorry I had to. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[WeirdSmells]

The smexy stork
Are me good?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Yes, and that includes your engrish (no typos

Q: Me good at engrish?

[WeirdSmells]

Sure good you
Are me puffJiggly

[Doll]

A: Only if you want to be.

Q: Why are all the songs used in Sonic games sung by Crush 40?

[Pianimae21]

A: Because sonic team couldn't get Blink 182

Q: Why will sonic soon be weilding a sword in his next game?

[Doll]

A: Because apparently the writers are quickly running out of ideas (are you for real?)

Q: Why is it that if you like Metal/ Screamo you are automatically labeled as an emo?

[WeirdSmells]

Because people are stupid
Who here likes Alexisonfire

[Doll]

A: Meee!!!

Q: Who has Rough Hands as their MySpace profile song?

[Pianimae21]

(yes I am........)
A: Urm...you?

Q: wtf?

[WeirdSmells]

ftw?
Who likes Mail Box Arson

[Doll]

A: Eh, I was just wondering. It's my profile song. :P

Q: ftw?

[Pianimae21]

A: yes

Q: How can a man without eyes see pears on a tree? (nobody ever gets this)

[Doll]

A: He can't...?

Q: Why does no one ever get it?

[Pianimae21]

A: Because they aren't creative thinkers

Q: Care to try again?

[Doll]

A: HE GETS A SEEING EYE DOG!!!! Yeah, that's it.. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

Q: Is that the right answer? lol

[Pianimae21]

A: no sorry <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

Q: want a hint?

[Doll]

A: Ooh yes please.

Q: Does it have anything to do with a spatula?

[Pianimae21]

A: Umm.....no. The hint is in the plurals of the riddle <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'> Here's the whole thing...

Q: A man without eyes saw pears on a tree. He did not take pears he did not leave pears. How is this possible?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: he has no eyeS (plural) therefore he still has one eye

Q: A man and woman were driving with haste to an unknown destination. When they ran out of petrol the man went to find a gas station. Before leaving he locked all the windows and doors to make sure no-one could get in (or out) of the car. When he came back the woman was dead and there was a stranger in the car, but the doors and windows had remained untouched by the Veronicas lawl. this has nothing to do with the riddle
Who is the stranger and how did the woman die?
Also where were they goin', I guess? Although this becomes obvious with the rest of the answer

[Doll]

A: They were going to New York City when the Joker popped out of the back seat (he was there the whole time) and ate the woman's brain.

Q: Why are the answers to riddles like these so obvious yet I can never get them?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because they're outside the box (BTW you did get it wrong)

Q: Can someone answer my question? #76

[Pianimae21]

(Holy Heck you got it, but I was hoping Doll would get it, or else i wouldn't have given the clue...)

A: Well they had to be going to the hospital... the stranger could have been there all along. The woman died because they didn't make it, and the stranger was one of those people in the back of the ambulance (which they were in).

Q: what do you call those people? Medics?

[YgOtAsFtW]

(You got the destination right, but you'd think that if the man was in the car/vehicle he'd have seen that person/medic. Anyway, still wrong.)
A: Yes, they're called medics or better yet, Ambulance Peeps

Q: Can someone answer my question? #76

[kickme003]

A: i have no clue
Q: why does 2 + 2 =10?
(doesnt the question have to start with why)

[Pianimae21]

A: I can't, it's two in the morning (here) so I can't really put my mind into this

Q: Does the stranger have anything to do with the death of the woman, or was she dying anyway? (slightly rhetorical)

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: The stranger has everything to do with the death and had she got to the hospital she wouldn't have died, but there was and would have been a lot of blood (extra clue, if it helps - another if you still can't get it)

Q: Can someone answer my question? #76

[Pianimae21]

A: Oooohhhhh.... she gave birth. (I had it right before I edited it, but I didn't get it lol)

Q: That is right... right?

[PlatinumKing]

A: No

Q: Why do we need sleep?

[Bluespirit0000]

Answear: Cuz the government is trying to mind c..... z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z (thats how I sleep)

Qweasthun: Why can't we find aliens?

[aaaaaaaaah]

A. because they live in our shoes, and want our money to buy crack/cocaine

Q. why Can't the ghost who lives in the basement bake brownies?

[Hypnomonkey]

A. Because he has no oven

Q. will the Dark Knight be good? I haven't seen it

[WeirdSmells]

YESYESYES
Amirite

[Hypnomonkey]

A. Hopfully

Q. Why does the demon code prevent me from declining a rock-off challenge?obscure reference powah!

[drakebro]

because you spoiled the reference


Q. why do you care?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: I want to, that's why

Q: Why did the universe really become to be?

@ Pianimae21, you got it right <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[drakebro]

A. because some guy got very lonely


Q. why, where,when,what,and who?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Boredom, bed, 'bout 10, bangin', Bianca

Q: Why do sharks frighten people more than mosquitoes when in comparison mosquitoes kill hundreds of thousands more?

[drakebro]

A. because misquitos are small duh
small=less scary
big/mouth full of sharp teeth=more scary

Q. why deos malaria sound like malasia

[Grantsnake]

so we can make fun of people who cant pronoce either


why is a flea small

[drakebro]

A: because its an insect and they are generally small


Q: why do you care?

[Grantsnake]

because im a bear

why is the why spelt how it is

[Bluespirit0000]

Cuz the word "why" was invented by a man named Whylium Williums who first named and used the word in year of 1869 and a half, but the word Nazis stole the word and never told anyone of its origins...... yeah.

Q: Why do I keep going to this site instead of doing other things?

[l3o2828]

A: Because YGOTAS is addictive , is like a drug.

Q: Why am i the first one on reciving gossips and things like that?

[kokusagi]

A: Because you have nothing better to talk about

Q: Why is your love the sweetest thing?

[sajeev50]

Because kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Why do kids love Cinnamon Kids Crunch?

[Bluespirit0000]

Cuz its main ingrediant is love....... and LSD.

Q: Why do I feel depressed when I go here?

[Doll]

Because adults are apparently too busy obsessing over children's breakfast cereals, therefore abandoning their offspring and forcing them to become dependent on inanimate objects such as cereal- , therefore scarring them mentally for life and leaving the parents to blame.

Why is PWNED spelled without an 'O'?

EDIT:
Shit, I'm late.

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: It's a typo that changed the world, kinda like Donkey Kong (supposed to be Monkey Kong... well, he IS a monkey)

Q: Why is Donkey Kong a monkey?

[WeirdSmells]

He's an ape
Why is your avatars cat have a blue mouth

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: It's supposed to be animated with black where the blue is. Actually I just looked at the animated version and there's no actual blue (visible). Anyways, if I could answer that I would, but I really don't know

Q: Why is Mario's last name Mario? This includes Luigi, Wario and Waluigi somehow

[Grantsnake]

bacaudse nintendo only ade the money to buy one name when they came up with mario so they named him mario mario


why do dogs pee on fire hydrants

[drakebro]

A: because it'll get yelled at if it deos it inside like us


Q: why am i so bored?

[Grantsnake]

because your not watching Ross Noble doing stand up

why should i come up with soming to ask

[drakebro]

A: i know the wish/ask part is the worst part of this game and the wish corrupter


Q:why can't i spell good during summer break

[Grantsnake]

coz its a party i eman whippy wham wham wazzle

why did I wright this in bold?

[eric2009]

A: Because you like it bold, it makes you feel all tingly...
Q:When will this topic end?

[Grantsnake]

never
why did the person above me ask WHEN this topic would end when its called the WHY game

[eric2009]

A: Because i did so get over it
Q: why do the last 114 questions have to be so random and obvious?

[WeirdSmells]

because you suck
Why is Brook so cool

[sajeev50]

Because Brook is related to Brock, making him cool

Why is Trix for kids?

[WeirdSmells]

Because rabbits can't talk
Why does Sajeev think Brook (OP) is related to Brock (Pokemon)

[WeirdSmells]

Because rabbits can't talk
Why does Sajeev think Brook (OP) is related to Brock (Pokemon)

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because they both sound like Kaiba

Q: Why am I so super special awesome?

[Titan50]

Because God Loves you.

Why oh why Delilah?

[notbrock]

A: because she wanted to become a barber
Q: what's wrong with incest if it's between two people that don't exist

[Titan50]

It's incest

Why is the Internet dyng

[notbrock]

A's
guess it wasn't alive to begin with.
people get bored easily?
NOT ENOUGH TABLOIDSHIPPING
you hurt people on the internet
get stalked?!?!?!?!?!
I. AM. YOUR. REPLIER!
Q: ]Why am I bitching about tabloidshipping? (stripe that) Why does love have to suck?

[WeirdSmells]

Cause you're not brock
Whats Taploidshipping

[notbrock]

A: something to do with tabloids (best you don't know)
Q: Why does not being brock mean that love has to suck?

[WeirdSmells]

Because Brock has known that that reason for many years and has come to terms with it
WHAT THE HELL IS TABLOIDSHIPPING!

[notbrock]

A: .... wispersinsent .... (runs away) it's a shipping of a sorts like puppyshipping
Q: why are you so knowledgeable and why did you write it in bold? and why, for god sake why, does kittens have to do labour?

[WeirdSmells]

BECAUSE I'M ODIN AN ODIN HATES KITTENS!!!!!!!!
... Ask again later?

[notbrock]

O.O *cries*

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: u know perfectly well that you do sound like brock

Q: who's ODIN and why does s/he hate kittens?

[notbrock]

A: in Scandinavian mythology, king of the gods
Q: Why don't i have superpowers if i sound like brock

[Grantsnake]

becuase you where melesterd by pegusues (soz for spelling)

Just why?

[notbrock]

A: we have to be for some reason
Q: why does onions taste so funny
(Your explanation had the ring of truth. Naturally I disbelieved it.)

[Grantsnake]

becase if they tasted nice people would call them the other apples

why do you sound like Brock out of pokemon

[notbrock]

A: because i don't
Q: why 'Shut Up Mokuba' ?

[Grantsnake]

that just a coincedence my best friend name is mokuba and he never shuts up
and my fave character in yu gi oh is mokuba so the display pic is random luck

why did i just yawn?

[notbrock]

A: maybe it's night where you are (about one o'clock in the afternoon here)
Q: Why am I happy to know you like mokuba?

[Grantsnake]

because you a small india boy has a remote control to your brian and is telling you tho think so
(btw im in time zone 0 as well in fact im i could walk to the time line (as its know) and back in 2 minets)

i nearly forgot the the question
why did i nearly forget the question

[notbrock]

A: you weren't thinking
Q: why don't i get the indian reference?

[Grantsnake]

because there a smaal african boy controling my brain telling me to tell yuo about the small idian boy controling yours

why does whinne the pooh wear a shirt but no trousers

[notbrock]

A: cause all his friend thought it was in style
Q: why are they controling our brains?

[Grantsnake]

because if they controled our legs we could still puch them

why is there a random topic called the why game?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: They were threatened with playful banter

Q: Why can't I find my sense of humour?

[Grantsnake]

because your dog buried it in the garden

why did the numa numa guy do what he did

[notbrock]

A: because he could, that's enough reason for anyone
Q: Why does presidents have to mess up the world

[Grantsnake]

coz there idiots

why do i have 8 fingers and two thumbs

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Any more and you'd be different, any less and you'd be a minority

Q: Why does my lamp make noises?

[notbrock]

A: because god tends to do that to people
Q: why is life so boring

[Grantsnake]

fulty wiring and your not outside

why do people post comment at the same time

[notbrock]

A: b ecause they cant type fast enough
Q: why would i want to go outside while it's raining

[Grantsnake]

to fell the raindrop on your skin

why is there fish in the sea

[notbrock]

A: because cats cant swim that far
Q: why would i want to get cold?

[Grantsnake]

because it's hot in africa

why is england so cold

[notbrock]

A: you got crappy weather but cool technology. you can't have both!
Q:
why do you think it's hot here it's freaking cold!
why did your ancestors decide that living on an islands is a good idea

[Grantsnake]

coz its africa and i dotn there retards

why can america have good weather and technology

[notbrock]

A: because they have earthquakes and tornados
Q: why did the ratards steal my diamond (Anglo-Boere War!! 100% BOER)

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: it was shiny and shiny objects attract retards

Q: Where's my easy-wield meat-shield? (Person (preferablly retard) that you put in front of you to push through crowds)

[Titan50]

because I'm here

Why is there some kid outside bellowing like death metal?

[Grantsnake]

because his parent cold only aford for him to have a loud vioce or voice at all

why do people think that farts are gross

[Bluespirit0000]

Cuz they fear that a deadly gas leaves the farter's arse and starts to deteriorate peoples furniture.

Why do I feel ignored and alienated like Harry Potter when he is Emo? (and no i'm not Emo).

[Hypnomonkey]

Because you know too much Harry Potter

Why is air hockey so fun?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because white people are so good at it

Q: Where are my pants?

[Grantsnake]

A: on your head?

Q: why do people ensist on ask questions that dont start with why on the why game

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because I forgot the game

Q: Why does everyone hate (or at least say shut up to) Mokuba?

[Grantsnake]

because all little kids always have somthing that if told would difuse the situation in a comedy program thus making the show boring

why is there a person staring at me

[sajeev50]

Because you have a huge zit!

Why did I take a rubiks cube from the toy store?

[Grantsnake]

because your (like Tea) a colectamaniac (btw that last comment would have been funny if it wernt true)

why is there so little to do when you dont have any money

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because money is the root of all happiness?

Q: Why <Insert question here>?

[Grantsnake]

because chickens can't fly

why does diet pesi taste better than diet coke

[aaaaaaaaah]

A. because reguar coke tastes better than regular pepsi

Q. if a tree fell in the woods and no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound?

[Grantsnake]

yh but its a farting soung instead

why are there so many poeple with hands

[eric2009]

A: because they were born with them thats why

Q: why does people say that a ducks quack cant echo when they do?

[Grantsnake]

becasue its funy watching people trying to get carry a duck to a tunnel

why r some of the replies on here so serious

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because people got lost in the tunnel of forbidden quacks of duck wherein they lost all unserialsness (South Park reference - Al Gore episode. Destory ManBearPig!) and now they're really, really unfunny..... not like me of course.

Q: Why can't people kill ManBearPig?

[WeirdSmells]

Because ManBearPig is Obito, no Madara, no Obito, no Madara. Yes Madara
Why is the Eight Tailed's Host so awesome

[Grantsnake]

because if he had 7 he would be too lucky

why does that guy (two up) have an obsetion with south park

[PegasusJCrawford]

A: Because south park is fantastic and will eventually take over all of television.

Q: Why is snow cold?

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because it's white. Also because it's frozen!

Q: Why does beaches have sand?

@Grantsnake: Yeh, but who doesn't?

[eric2009]

because sand gets drifted onto the shore by the sea

why does people say "can i ask you a question?" when they already did?

[Grantsnake]

because if you say can i ask two questions people get suspisous that the first question will be
'will you go out with me?'
and if you say no that the second question wil be
'will you go out with my sexy alter ego?'
and take whatever you say as a yes.

why do people say the writtings on the wall?

@YgOtAsFtW: people who love The Mighty Boosh

[YgOtAsFtW]

A: Because they have dyslexia (u spelt writings as writtings...) and anger/depression

Q: Why does people say does instead of do? (for e.g. I'm going to does ur girlfriend on the weekend)

@ Grantsnake: No one likes the Mighty Boosh! Not even the monkey.

[eric2009]

A: it makes them look hard and gangstery

Q: why do people say a tomato is a vegetable when its a fruit?

@YgOtAsFtW': I like the mighty boosh! its funny <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[Grantsnake]

because my good person they would be killed instantly if they called a tomato a fruit on the island of new zeland so (just in case the end up there one ay and dont realise) the make calling it a vegetable a force of habit

why does everyone tke the piss out of my speeling when i DO have dyslexia

[WeirdSmells]

Because i don't know
Why do I think this is Hilarious
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z16/tcinternet/BADASS.png

[onidragon]

Because God made you photoshop that pic and Satan possesed you to like it.

Why does Ben 10 suck?

[PogoGopo]

because a watch is no utility belt




why do you never see the pope on a pogostick

[lilliejean]

Because he's surprisingly fast on his pogostick, the eye cannot keep up.

Why is it always just a coincidence?

[Grantsnake]

it's a coincdence

why do you always have to fart at the worst possable times

[aaaaaaaaah]

because god hates you almost as much as your adopted parents.

people on the internet have low self esteem

[YgOtAsFtW]

Isn't this the why game? You asked no why question

Why can't I find a companion?

[aaaaaaaaah]

because i forgot to type the word why

why is it I haven't been murdered yet?

[YgOtAsFtW]

I dont has enough money

Why does maths suck so much?

[Grantsnake]

becuase alienh designed it as mental torture but it got it's way into the school system

why do i always find penny's in the cracks beetween the sofas

[YgOtAsFtW]

That explains where my money's went

Why am I on this site during english when I should be working?

[Bluespirit0000]

Because this is funner and involves less scolding.

Why are there n00bs on this site?

[YgOtAsFtW]

cos all teh nubs died

Why can't I find some lovin'?

[magick]

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

[CELTIC]

Because you FAIL

Why is the grass green?

[dragonqueen]

beacuse of the chlorophyll inside leaf cells when photsyntheiss is green die to sun light

Why do birds in the rainforest have shorter louder calls then birds in other type of woodland

[leonhart321]

because they want you to be paranoid

why are there no mini barmen in a mini-bar?

[aaaaaaaaah]

because midgets can't reach the counter

why am i made of awesome?

[Grantsnake]

because we where all out of dudeness

why does the mighty boosh rock out so hard

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

A: because 4kids hasn't gotten ahold of it yet.
Q: why is the word "pickleweasle" so funny?

[AsteriskRocks]

A: Cause Fuzzypickle was already taken....
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the chocolate center of a tootsie pop?

[WeirdSmells]

A: 1192

Q: Why did I ever take the time to do that?

[geminigirl]

Because no one cares about you and you needed a way of getting attention

Why am I dead?

[Bluespirit0000]

Because people don't like how you don't have an avatar that they would relate to.

Why does geminigirl post in so many forum games.

[geminigirl]

Because geminigirl is just pure crazy...and she is bored

Why do I talk about myself in third person?

[YgOtAsFtW]

Because you're going insane (Saying "I" is first person, isnt it?)

Why do I have a cold?

[drakebro]

because you got raped attacked by pathogens


why must i talk?

[Bluespirit0000]

Because your an attention whore who is bored.

Why am I encouraged to be mean in these forum games?

[geminigirl]

Because being mean is fun and you should join the Kira Team

Why am I obsessed with the death note game?

[Grantsnake]

becuase of deep phschological issues involving your cat

why do i get an itch on my nose if people say nose or itch (or i if type it apparently)?

[drakebro]

because the elevator goes this way!


why deos the world go round

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because it doesn't want to be square.

Why are oranges orange?

[aaaaaaaaah]

because if they were purple they'd be purples!

Why are Lobsters carnivorous?

[capler]

Because everyone knows that meat>vegetables.

Why do some people who need and own glasses refuse to wear them, and then bitch about not being able to see?

[KawaitaSakebi]

>_>... Because the penguins made the glasses opaque.

Why is snow cold?

[WeirdSmells]

because you touch yourself at night


Why is Urban Rivals addictive?

[Grantsnake]

becuase you dont touch yourself enough

why is there always somone on the bus who smells?

[drakebro]

because the sky is blue

why is a muffin better then an english muffin?

[UltimateImpact]

because there is no english.

why are we all using why?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because you don't speak Yiddish.

Why is there an s in lisp?

[GsLucky]

Because I said so

why isn't there any cherry pop on the fridge? D":

[drakebro]

because cherry pop has been banned in 6 contienents (excuding antartica)


why must the good die young?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because the bad kill them.

Why are leaves green?

[drakebro]

because 3 year olds paint them green DUH!


why is asking the question the annoying part

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because the gremlins in your brain don't like being random.

Why can't fish breathe air?

[drakebro]

that's a good question let me take you to another operator *wait music*

why are gremlins so cruel?

[GsLucky]

Because they had to watch all 3 High School Musical movies

Why does kids think that (HSM) is cool, when it sucks?

[drakebro]

because kids are really top secret robots designed in catching gremlins and forcing them to watch all 3 movies thus making them more cruel thus making the world cruel thus causing world domination

why is kawaita's avatar like....uh some type of rain drop on water?

[KawaitaSakebi]

>_> Because I'm thirsty. kawaita sakebi = a yell of thirst. Yeah, there actually was a chain of logic in there...somewhere...

Why is Rudolf's nose red?

[drakebro]

because he has a melaginous tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within his brain


why is the why game the why game?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because otherwise the becauses would make it the because game.

Why are giants so small?

[drakebro]

because of the 14th ammendment


why are evil people ugly?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because of a certain incident involving weasels, chainsaws, and the marsh mallow plant.

Why is everything not nothing?

[GsLucky]

Because god then wouldn't be doing its job...

Why does my school hate me so much? T _T

[Grantsnake]

becuase R.E.M told thenm too

why does chocolate hobnobs taste so good with salt, pepper and crush chillis on them

[Insane]

Because your taste buds are screwed up

Why did George Bush get into office TWICE

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because you posted political questions on this forum.

Why are flowers so tasty?

[drakebro]

because brian leipold affects many people with his extreme urge to eat paper


why did the cow jump over the moon

[Lerena]

A: Because the frog did it and the cow got jealous. The cow built a catapult and launched herself over the moon. They're still doing it. It's quite sad really.

Q: Why do we have schools?

[drakebro]

to teach us things we don't and never will need to know


why must teachers force you to do a project and then tell you to make a paragraph telling why you're doing it

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because they have short term memory loss.

Why are fish blue?

[drakebro]

because your high

why is the apacolypse feared?

[Lerena]

Because the mushrooms are planning to take over the Planet Nostril next week. This "Planet Nostril" is extremely important to the economy as it provides for the common defense.

Why is grass green?

[drakebro]

because people force 1st graders too paint them in arts and crafts


why is water not blue?

[Lerena]

Because the color blue is too inferior to the amazing green that is the water.

Why do I bother listening to this song when the end makes me cringe?

[niknnik]

Because it is subliminal and is making you listen to it.

Why are you reading this?