Masturbation, Pot, and Speeding, all in one swoop.

[HeavyDDR]

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.
Source. (http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/07/31/4887_ntnews.html)

Give this man a trophy representing the above.

[Titan50]

I respect him

[Amber]

That is real talent.

[OverMind]

Perhaps a mid-life crisis?

[Elt]

This man deserves a medal, trophy and memorial...

[Titan50]

What turned him on though...

[Chidori]

Sergeant Melinda Edwards of course.

What an absolute legend.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Mr Erhardt
more applicable.
I don't think he'll be in court on the 1st of September.

[killaziv]

i never heard of this but this guy does seem somewhat of a legend

[Spoofs3]

MidLife crisis?
I think everyone would love to do something like that!
That was no crisis.

[metagaia]

He could get a fortune if he started his own website about it! Rule 34 strikes you in strange places.

[OverMind]

I think everyone would love to do something like that!
I wouldn't; therefore, you are incorrect.

And his age (i.e. 39, he's middle-aged) is within the threshold for a mid-life crisis to occur.

[eric2009]

that guy needs to get leid XD

[OverMind]

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.
My mid-life crisis theory has yet to be disproven.

[ULTRADUDE0]

LOL!!! I think you are correct!

[sajeev50]

This man will go down in history

[Zairak]

For the sake of discussion, I'll take a shot.

My understanding of a 'mid-life crisis' is that you act as you did when you were a child and/or young adult. Now, I understand that the attitudes and actions of children/young adults vary greatly, but I have never had any urges to do something like this man did, let alone acted on them.

The scenario seems rather simple. The man is driving, he decides to sample his own product and hilarity ensues.

What I am curious about is whether or not he was holding the camera with his other hand at the time.

[Kochiha]

His girlfriend is six months old? I'm probably skipping over something important, but from what I'm seeing...

[Titan50]

He's been with his girlfriend for six months

And thanks for reviving an epic thread

[liberate98]

All I have to say is wow, and I'm a month late to say it. ...

[Dee]

Why are you guys praising him? That was completed idiocy. Why the hell would he do that? What was his motive or incentive to do that? Ugh...I look down on him.

On a brighter note...this is my first post! 8D/

[killshot]

Did you make an account just to necro a thread?

Anyway, it wasn't just idiocy. It was idiocy of EPIC PROPORTION! One makes you stupid, one makes you a hero. Perhaps his motive was to become an inspiration to children everywhere.

[Titan50]

DON'T FEED THE TROLL