what is the best way to die?

[cionicgreycloak]

how would you personally like to go? in a cool jetstorm of fire and oblivion or in a hospital with tubes up your nose? post your prefered death

[gigavirus]

that depends if i was going to die of a serious illnes or it definite that i was going to die soon i would jump of a high building or at least die by my own means then die by someone elses

[metagaia]

To paraphrase Red Dwarf: when I'm 179, choking to death while trying to undo a bra with my teeth.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Surounded by shirless, clean chest shaven, young nubile male sex slaves, with long dark hair.
BEST DEATH EVAH.

[HeavyDDR]

Ha hur.

Best way to die is to be hit by a man falling from a building.

[cionicgreycloak]

what if you sort of combined heavyDDR's and gigavirus's so you would say jump off a building landing on someone you hate who happened to have a terminal illness and was enjoying the rest of his life

[Titan50]

Get hit by an ambulance on duty. That is how I will die. I'm determined. It WILL happen.

[killaziv]

Lol at the pure, amazing irony of it.

Its been said before and it shall be said again.

Drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

[cionicgreycloak]

to die fuckin.....what a dream

[HeavyDDR]

No wait I change my mind.

To die right after you made a big, dramatic speech, ending it with, "And if I'm wrong, may God strike me dead!"

[Spoofs3]

XD
That wins as the best way to die,
I personally want to die in a chain reaction.

Starting with 2 people at the top of a 40 story building,
One person pushes the other off the building while the one being pushed shoots the other,
The person falling will hit the ground on top of a person with a pressure system to release a bowling ball which rolls down a system of tubes which leads into a car with someone inside and the bowling ball hits the acceliration pedal causing the car to speed up, At the end of the road is a man in front of a wall, The car crashes into him killing him and the passanger, The wall will fall ontop of someone on the other side.

I would be the first to die

[gigavirus]

i wana die when i get beaten at yugioh that would be cool

[HeavyDDR]

No no, the wall would cause a domino effect until it knocked down the building the first person stood on.

[Titan50]

No it really wouldn't. The best way to be die at YGO would to be papercutted to death by a Fusionist

[Fenrir502]

In my opinion, the best way is to die while protecting something you love.

[HeavyDDR]

Gay.

[OverMind]

Yes, technically, it would be gay if you were to die protecting someone you love ... assuming that someone happened to be of the same sex and you guys were intimately involved.

Good eye.

As for the question posed by this topic: I'd probably have to think about it further. I have an endless list of the worst ways to die (i.e. overdosing on non-prescription drugs, drowning in the shallow end of a pool, anything from a newspaper, etc.), but the best way ... hmm ...

Well, in some regions of the world, blowing yourself up in the name of God in crowded, public places seems to be popular. I'll go with that one. I hear it's not really the way you die that makes it spectacular (believe me, it is a sort of fireworks show in its own right), but the reward you get for following through until that very last moment where you detonate the makeshift, improvised explosive device.

Not that original, I know, but I'm a sucker for the classics.

[Chidori]

to be impaled by a falling heron struck from the sky by a heart attack.

[Vee]

Being chased by a semi naked all-female lacrosse/hockey team over a cliff into my grave.

[Titan50]

Why only semi-naked?

[WillPhanto1]

I hear it's not really the way you die that makes it spectacular (believe me, it is a sort of fireworks show in its own right), but the reward you get for following through until that very last moment where you detonate the makeshift, improvised explosive device. But then it turns out your reward is 70, age sixty-three to ninety-five year old, nuns.
For me the best way would be to die in my own bed after the age of 80.
But if we're talking unnatural death here, I would have to go with getting sucked up by a F-5 Tornado.

[OverMind]

A seventysome is a seventysome.

Which reminds me, does heaven have Red Bull?

[Spoofs3]

Monthy Python sketch

[Titan50]

For me the best way would be to die in my own bed after the age of 80.
You really are a boring fuck, aren't you?

[WillPhanto1]

You read what I added right after that right? About being sucked up by a tornado?

[Spoofs3]

Yes but you said the BEST way was to die at the age of 80,
Seriously, Everyone on this site wants to die unnaturally adn then theres that XD

[cionicgreycloak]

entering a running race, starting to run when lighting goes everywhere like in back to future, dissapearing reappearing at the finish line as an old man, shoutin beware china!!!! then crumbling into dust

[Emmy]

I'd definitely like to die while going far too fast.
Examples:
Driving at 300 or so mph and not even noticing the tree/wall/building/giant rock
Driving a little space pod towards a black hole (built in gravity-powered acceleration guaranteed)
On the way down from a plane towards a valley sans parachute
In a rollercoaster explosion (extra points for being in the middle of a loop-the-loop, ie upside down)
In a double fighter jet head-on collision

[lunchbox]

I would do a small pile of cocaine on my desk then get into a gun fight with a bunch of pissed off Bolivians and get all shot up while knocking off a couple myself and then to top it off some no named tan person who is wearing sunglasses even though it would be at night sneeks up behind me with a shotgun and shoots me in the back and then i fall into a shallow pool of water(the classic Scarface ending)

[killshot]

I would like to perform a very difficult piano piece in front of a large audience. During the final note of the performance, I suddenly have a heart attack. The final note is held out for a long period of time and then the audience gives a standing ovation. The applause suddenly turns into screaming and chaos when an audience member discovers that they had been cheering for a corpse.

[eaglewing]

I would rather die in a gunfight against some bad guys.

[inamerica55585]

freak hovercar accident?
naked girl avalanche?
succumbing to old age after 2000000000000000000000000000000000 years of life?

[Tatterdemalion]

I would rather die in a gunfight against some bad guys.
That's interesting. I myself would rather live in a gunfight against some bad guys.

[Titan50]

You'd get bored after a couple of hundred of years. There's only so much you can do.

[Zairak]

I highly doubt that you could run out of things to do even if you were around since the universe was created. You might get bored, but that would only be due to lack of imagination on your part.

[Cegem]

I have no idea what would be the best way to die but I know what my last words will be.

Either "Gravity you bitch!!!" or "Well, That could have gone better"

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Would getting eaten by a large individual that plays arcade stepping games be a good way to die?

[Tatterdemalion]

No, it would be a surreal way to die. Very surreal. Like Dali.

[WillPhanto1]

Here's one: Rolling around in some atomic waste during a thunder storm and then strapping a lightning rod to back in order to gain superpowers, been when struck by lightning, your brain gets fried, turning you into a vegetable, and your body slowly dies of cancer because of the radiation poisoning (assuming they even put you on life support).

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

You have to admit, though, that manner of death is plausible in sub-moderation.

[IWFChamp]

Now I could say I'd like to be killed by a harmless children's card game... but that would be extremely predictable... not to mention a huge rip off. So I'd have to say completing Dragonforce on EXPERT 100%

[cionicgreycloak]

new one: stabbed by a transexual elf with a foot fetish

[viarules]

Apparently drowning is an extremely peaceful death.

Either that, or some vampire related death.

[Zairak]

I would like to go back in time and kill my past self. This would, hopefully, cause a time paradox and implode reality or something to that effect.

[Titan50]

I like your thinking

[Clank4Prez]

Well i would die as a Kamikaze. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[PacMan]

shadow duel <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[Titan50]

Die
OH WAIT

[insaneXchaos]

i would die at the prime of my life, so that way the people who remember me won't remember me as a has-been who wasted their life chasing after what was.

Like fireworks, go out as a bright bang and people will remember your beauty, fizzle out like a mouse on fire (bad metaphor, i know) and they'll laugh at how pathetic you were.

[Titan50]

The irony of a necro in this thread...

[Navaroas]

Death by Snoo Snoo.

[Tatterdemalion]

Here's one: Rolling around in some atomic waste during a thunder storm and then strapping a lightning rod to back in order to gain superpowers, been when struck by lightning, your brain gets fried, turning you into a vegetable, and your body slowly dies of cancer because of the radiation poisoning (assuming they even put you on life support).
You know, I just realized, that's really not so bad, because if you're already a vegetable when you start displaying the cancer then you won't be able to suffer during your slow, drawn out death.

[Tatterdemalion]

What's Snoo?

(If you don't reply "What's Snoo with you?" I'm going to be very disappointed.)

[Navaroas]

Uh, what's Snoo with you?

[inamerica55585]

you haven't heard of Snoo Snoo?
it essentially means F-ing constantly until your bones break.
It's from futurama.
Frankly, I'd still prefer naked girl avalanche.
Or choking on the elixer of life (IRONY!) <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[Arbaal]

There is no *best* way to die but fighting over 9000 dogs with a gun and mudkipz would be kewl

[KawaitaSakebi]

I suppose "noble heroic self-sacrifice" didn't make the list? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[Arbaal]

Noble sacrifice is a pretty crappy way to die.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Says who? :-P

[cionicgreycloak]

says the poor who's dead. lol

[KawaitaSakebi]

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'> But dead poors tell no tales!

[RationalInquirer]

Best way to die? Peacefully, of course, and living a long and worthwhile life by your definition. Then expiring on your deathbed surrounded by your loved ones. Now hopefully in the afterlife (if there exists one) you are not confronted by an angry God demanding why you haven't worshipped Him/Her/It. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'> .

[Titan50]

You missed the point of the thread.

[cionicgreycloak]

me thinks that someone may be taking this a bit seriously. :):):)

[Zimboli]

Why decapitation of course, quick and painless

[KawaitaSakebi]

Mmm...overdose of CAFFEINE!!!!!!!! ^_______^
*bounces off walls*

[Tatterdemalion]

If you're going to OD on something, why caffiene? That's just a heart attack, the period leading up to which would be filled with intense nervousness and anxiety. Now, an opiate, that's a different story...

[KawaitaSakebi]

Because I like caffeine. (Of course, I like poppies, too...)
But maybe I should say I'll have too much caffeine, start chasing shiney things, and accidentally found my way into the lair of the evil giant marshmallow monster who was extremely protective of his shineys. Yup.

[Tatterdemalion]

Actually, that sounds more like something you'd need LSD for.

[cionicgreycloak]

mushrooms have to be the best thing to OD on. dying whilst talking to a pinball machine getting a haircut from a labrodor. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'> <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'> <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[KawaitaSakebi]

Heehee. Not me! I like shiney things. And mushrooms

[Spoofs3]

Death by Ren finally getting revenge after the year of Ren'sAss++ jokes

[ReloadPsi]

That nearly happened to me. It was almost funny.

Anyway, I choose heart attack at 40. Think of all the things I'll miss out on: bladder problems, hip replacements, senility, kids turning into arseholes, diabetes, a stroke, cancer...

Who wouldn't go for that, seriously?

[Tatterdemalion]

If you expect that you'd have to die at forty to avoid senility, incontinence, stroke and diabetes, I can only imagine thet you're eitherwrong, or leading an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle.

[roxasabridged]

I would die fighting an unlimited amount of Ninjas. I would drink a potion, only to choke on it and deal 9999999dmg.

I die.

[miniroxasabridged]

Obviously the best way to die is giving Amy whinehouse a French kiss later leading into all known diseases, illnesses and viruses.(NOTE:you will very very very very very high and drunk like she always is, before kissing her)

[PikaBrawler]

Get Raped By A Homosexual That Has Herpes Then Stab Yourself To Deth With A Plastic Knife <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[QuirkBiscuits]

I quite fancy getting my head sliced off by an arok wind-turbine. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

Or, I get on an aeroplane, off on holiday, only my plane gets hijacked by some crazy bomber, I jump down the escape-slide, fall, a very long way down, then land in a pillow factory (the roof removed due to recent hurricane). I go to what I think is the Exit, but find myself 2 feet away from a furnace. I panic and jump backwards, colliding with some factory worker who's smoking. He falls straight into a passing worker carrying a large pile of pillows, and his cigarette sets the pillows (and innocent worker) on fire. Everyone panics, worker tries to Stop-Drop-'n-Roll but ends up setting the whole factory on fire. I escape from the flaming building, look to the skies and see my aeroplane, also on fire, spiralling out of control, heading straight for pillow factory. I jump on the roof of a taxi which drives me away from danger, but then the plane hits the factory, and there's a huge explosion. I am catapulted straight through the window of a museum, and a huge model of a dinosaur becomes dislodged due to shockwaves, and only just misses me and it KABOOMS to the floor. Etc. I take the train home. Train crashes. Explodes. I make it out alive, again, and as there's a lake, I decide to swim home. I am sucked into a whirlpool several times, but a slightly eccentric rapping fisherman who enjoys swearing excessively accdently catches me with his rod and pulls me out every time. I decide it must be fate that he caught me and get on his boat and he rows me the way home, only we manage to hit a storm. Fisherman goes flying about 19 feet afar, I can't be bothered to save him - instead I row like crazy to get out alive, and eventually I see land. I return home safely, begin to run to my door, and get hit by an ice-cream van. THAT'S how I wish to die.

[KawaitaSakebi]

...what she said. :3
XD

[QuirkBiscuits]

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> LOL

[KawaitaSakebi]

Personally, I would have died with the plane... XD

[QuirkBiscuits]

I think I'll go with the arok wind-turbine...a bit simpler ;D

[KawaitaSakebi]

Ah...ok. ^_^

[QuirkBiscuits]

Of course the ice-cream van is more fun... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[KawaitaSakebi]

Yeah, you get free ice cream for life! ...Death!

[QuirkBiscuits]

I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[KawaitaSakebi]

Ooh! Can I die by overdose of ice cream? :-D

[QuirkBiscuits]

You sure can! ;D Seems a great way to die. Wait...what flavour(s)? That's very important when considering death by ice-cream.

[KawaitaSakebi]

True...definitely the choclolatiest thing availible. Plus mocha. ^____^
What would your choices be?

[QuirkBiscuits]

I have to agree with the chocolate. XD
And COOKIE-DOUGH! Yeah...cookie-dough...and mocha sounds good too ;D

[KawaitaSakebi]

Ah yes! The cookie dough! It's gonna make me want to die all over again!
Sadly, I'm leaving now...nice meeting you! *friends*

[QuirkBiscuits]

Yeah, nice to meet you too. :D *friends*






[Ice cream FTW!]

[Zairak]

When exactly did this become Bob & George?

[KuroStarr]

Hm...
*ponders*
I would like to die when I'm an old grandma[age 81 to be exact] arm wrestling a gunslinger in an old-time saloon. Then I drop dead randomly. Not because I'm old; but because earlier that day I had mistaken the giant container of bleach for a gallon orange juice due to the fact that in my earlier days I had a computer addiction that will cause me to be almost totally blind.
Thats my fate. It's gonna happen.

[WolfSpirit456]

I'd rather die in my sleep. Seems like a more peaceful way to go...

[JesusRocks]

This thread would also rather have died in its sleep

But then you came along

Happy now? :V

[TitanAura]

THIS WAS A THREAD? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS EARLIER?!

I know how I want to die. I want to go down fighting a tiger, have 3 beautiful cubs, send them off on their own into the wild, grow old together and dying peacefully with her by my side.... either that or drowning in a sea of yarn.