the translation game

[potatoman4]

go to this site (http://babelfish.yahoo.com/), select "English to Japanese", type in a sentece, translate it then copy the translated Japanese symbols into the translation box, select "Japanese to English", and hit translate again. the result can be very funny

how to win? just see if you can make people laugh the hardest

screw the rules, i have money
becomes
Tighten the money which me it has rule, with the screw!

[Clank4Prez]

BEFORE: I have poured a liquid all over your boobies and i will lick it off

AFTER: I pour the liquid your least significant without the [ku] [ma], lick that

What?!? LOL

[Tormented]

Before: I slept with your sister last night.

After: I slept your sisters and last night.

[capler]

I buy purple ribbon to strangle people with.
=
I buy the ribbon of purple in order to tighten with the people.

Also, a line from a random fanfic.

“I shall name you Strangles!” She patted it lightly on the head and smiled as it cooed back softly. “That’s a good Strangles!”
=
“List I name, it tightens!” She that it whispered quietly with the head, struck that simultaneously, lightly lightly smiled. “It is good, it tightens!”

Why does that sound so hentai- ish? o_O

[potatoman4]

“I shall name you Strangles!” She patted it lightly on the head and smiled as it cooed back softly. “That’s a good Strangles!”
thats a simpson quote! bart got a snake and named it strangles

That is the quotation of simpson! Baht profit, that is shown the snake, it tightens

[Spoofs3]

This cannot turn out wrong...

Answer?
As for this it is not possible to become by mistake, (It's close, Give it credit guys)

[capler]

That was on the Simpsons? o_o
I didn't even know that... I don't watch the Simpsons that often.

[Tormented]

Before: Please don't touch me there, ma'am.

After: don' As for t in me, ma' It touches there; AM.

I think it hurt itself in its confusion.

[Eia]

Your father whether elderberries the [re] was the hamster and your mother.

Before: Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Babelfish is the bad translator.

Before: Babelfish is a bad translator.

[eternity]

Underling never should have been a mod.

I`m probably gonna get banned now.

AFTER:

The subordinate should never mod, is not. Obtaining now it prohibited I `m which perhaps goes.

¬_¬

[potatoman4]

if underling came here this thread whould be locked by now

When the subordinate comes here, this thread tightens now already

[ChaosVincent1]

They call me Cuban Pete.
I'm the king of the rumba beat.

They telephone me the Cuban peat. I' King of m [runba] sound.

[Tormented]

Before: I wonder when everyone will die.

After: I everyone when dies, think in doubt.

[lilliejean]

Before: What do you mean you've only glanced at the phrase book?
After: you' Is meant something which; Did ve do just ripening language collection at first glance?
I tried it again as I was having fun.
2nd time: you' Something it is meant; Did ve do the language collection which it matures exactly with the beginning glance?

[niknnik]

Before: I'm going to eat your souls because it tastes of mint chocolate
After: Because as for me taste of the chocolate where that is brand-new does, you intend to eat your mind

O_O

[Tormented]

Before: I want to have sex with dead people, then die.

After: I die you think that we would like to possess the characteristic where the people who die have been attached and.

[eternity]

This is stupid AND boring!

This foolishness, is the boring!

[l3o2828]

This is stupid AND boring!
How Hipocrate of you...

[ChaosVincent1]

The street will be covered with your blood.
Sort is covered with your blood.

[PegasusJCrawford]

Kicking babies is more fun than card games.

The fact that the baby is kicked the tramp game at times is many pleasures.



LOL! XD
This is probably my favourite forum game ever!

[Tormented]

Before: I hate my life.

... I also hate yours.

After: I hate my life. … In addition as for me it hates your.

[potatoman4]

you life hates me? ;_;

[Tormented]

It sure does. XD

Ok, that made me lol.

[ChaosVincent1]

I got a bite

I bit and obtained the scar

[AsteriskRocks]

Personally I prefer the air...

The air which I like privately…

[niknnik]

Before: That monkey stole my chocolate biscuit and had wild sex with it
After: My chocolate biscuit is stolen in the monkey, there was a characteristic of the wildness where that has been attached

XD I play this game at school when i'm bored :D

[dragonqueen]

i will tell you the whole truth and nothing but the truth

The I am all truth and truth

[potatoman4]

hands off my bread

My pan the hand which leaves

[AsteriskRocks]

Prepare yourself! I fight for my friends...and you will get no sympathy from me!

Prepare you yourself! As for me for my friend…Fight, resonance is not obtained from me!

[havefun]

gay people are bad, lesbian people are a-ok
becomes
The cheerful people are ok which is the people of bad state and lesbian

[dragonqueen]

yugioh abridged is more funny than cheese
Yugioh which is summarized is stranger than the cheese



wtf

[Fenrir502]

Let's get down to business, to defeat, the huns, Did they send me daughters, when I asked, for sons?
became:
Let's As for being defeated in business, Hun those which start when I hire the son, sent the daughter to me

[Alaron]

ok.... so i put down:

Alas, poor yorik.... i knew him......

IN AMERICA


It became.......

Alas and poor yorik…. i knew him ...... IN AMERICA

[eternity]

I typed in:
Suiseiseki is a gardener who can open portals to dream worlds. She is also a shy girl, very cute, and has 2 different coloured eyes. She has a twin sister, Souseiseki, who is well... almost exactly like her, since she can open up dream worlds, and she has the power of a gardener too. I hope at one time, they will all happily live at Jun's place.

Japanese Text:
http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn410/eternityNYC2/MessageJapanese.jpg

It translated too:
As for Suiseiseki the world it is the landscape gardener who can open the entrance in order to look at dream. And the girl bashful it is lovely, there is an eye where two colors very in her. She developing the world of dream, being something which possesses the power of the landscape gardener who goes, the sisters of opposite, her entirely in her most health…So Souseiseki which is it is. As for me, them happily Jun' So you have lived, you desire entirely at one time; The place of s.

¬_¬

[potatoman4]

wait...im seeing Japanese Text insted of a buch of numbers and sysmbles

...
i see wut u did thar


The place of s.

[aaaaaaaaah]

Before: You were right , Joey, my beaver was on full display!

After: It was joey the right which is in complete indication with my beaver!

[AsteriskRocks]

In English

It's says "Mother 3's ending" right there in the title. That's your ****ing spoiler tag.

tp

It' As for s " You say; Mother 3' ending" of s; Then with right title. That' Bill of the spoiler of ing of your ****.

[Clank4Prez]

Before: Take that bitch! No one fucks up on strategy games worse than me!

After: Take that female dog! Everyone of the game of the maneuvers which are worse than me has sexual intercourse!

[potatoman4]

0.o
...
i love strategy games :)

[ChaosVincent1]

I am the captain of Squad five

I am the captain of squad 5

[Tormented]

Before: You have lost the game, my friend.

After: The game, my friend was lost.

[DarkPhoenix]

before: As a matter of fact I do smoke marijuana it's good stuff

after :Actually as for me marijuana it' The smoke and others it does; The raw materials whose s is good

[DarkPhoenix]

BEFORE: Every time Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies

AFTER: Each time Of kaiba [usmedetsya], the screw die of the puppy

this is what happens when you use Russian

BEFORE: Every time Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies

AFTER: In the degree where Kaiba smiles, the dies of the puppy

and this is what happens when you use Japanese

[eternity]

BEFORE:

Sakura Haruno is a total bitch, She does nothing for the entire NARUTO series. It's only until Shippuuden that she finally becomes useful. I still don't understand why Naruto-kun is still a GENIN. There is some idiots on teh internet who spoil things about shippuuden. I hate those mother fucking asshole-licking-bastards!

AFTER:

Sakura Haruno the entire female dog, her is what for the entire NARUTO series which is not done. It' S to of the thing Shippuuden where she becomes finally useful. I still don' Naruto-kun is even now GENIN why, you understand t. Thing there is a fool of some person in Internet which approximately is made shippuuden useless. I those the mother am not the [ro] [ku] very to lick, the coarse item it hates!

[DarkPhoenix]

BEFORE: Fucking birds this date is lame, I'd rather be at home playing card games more and more, if you ask me, Tea's a whore, but that's no surprise she was like that before.

AFTER: Very, as for the bird these date legs to inconvenience, I' So it is; d if on the other hand you ask to me, more and more with home the game of tramp, Tea' So it is; The prostitute of s.a, but that' s you were surprised and as for her the way it was not before.

[munchycrunchy123]

BEFORE: Hurry! They took your wife!
But im not married!
You are now....TO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
AFTER:Rapidity!Those took your wife!
But im where you have not gotten married!
In America....! Now it is

[eternity]

Before: ZOMG! WTF!? NARUTO GOKU VEGETA SASUKE SUISEISEKI, SOSEISEKI, SAKURA, BULMA, LIGHT, KAGOME, KAKASHI, NEJI, MASTER ROSHI, BROCCOLI, BROLY!

After: ZOMG! WTF! ? The light/write of NARUTO GOKU VEGETA SASUKE SUISEISEKI, SOSEISEKI, Sakura and BULMA, the broccoli of KAGOME, KAKASHI, NEJI and master ROSHI, BROLY!

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[potatoman4]

The light/write of NARUTO GOKU VEGETA SASUKE SUISEISEKI, SOSEISEKI, Sakura and BULMA, the broccoli of KAGOME, KAKASHI, NEJI and master ROSHI, BROLY!

[eternity]

No way the Translater can FUCK THIS up!
____________________________________________
Translator this it cannot have sexual intercourse method!

[potatoman4]

so far that one is winning

50 get!

[DrunkenCelticGuard]

I really like to play a totally fucked up children's card game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I like playing complete sexual intercourse children' truly; s plays cards.

You're a virgin right?I have a big cock, so that's going to make things real tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You' About vestal virgin right? I have a big cockerel, therefore ' Goes s works truely tight.

[DarkPhoenix]

BEFORE: Beauty is art, Art is a bang, Beautiful I'd like to bang you heh heh Deidara

AFTER: As for beauty the hard blow which is art and art, beautiful I' So it is; d likes the fact that it hits hard

[eternity]

Just FYI, the translator makes things sound more appropriate.

Fucked = Sexual Intercourse
Bitch = Female Dog
Damn = Denunciation?
Fuck = Sexual intercourse
Shit = It is every [wa
Ass = Donkey
Vagina = Vagina
Cunt = Cunt

[metroid119]

this topic stinks

ths topic shoots stench

the babel fish coldnt have said it any better

[capler]

How about instead of bitching about it, you leave it alone?

TRANSLATION: How is in the change which says dissatisfaction concerning that, it shoots that?

[dartizo]

Before: I OWN everyone in this topic. With My Mad Ninja Skillz

After: In order to own everyone of I this topic. Using the technology of the warrior of my lunatic

[KawaitaSakebi]

I am the original Cool Sock Ninja.

I am ninja of the socks where the origin is cool. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[dartizo]

Your mother Play's Card Games In Hell!!
Your mother does the tramp game of the hel

My Voice Gives Me Super Strength!!!
As for my voice in me extreme strength! It gives
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[TPishek]

Help! This building's haunted! By French people!
-becomes-
Help! This building commutes! With the French people!

Oh my God a giant rock!
-becomes-
No lever Toda enormous stone!

(wut?)

[KatshiQueenOfGames]

Before: I like to eat cookies in bed

After:I like the fact that the cookie of the bed is eaten

xD

[TPishek]

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.
You may have heard of me.

I stole the king woman from wheelbarrow king of sleep. I burnt under the town of Trebon. I passed the night of Felurian, my sanity and went away with my life both. I was discharged rather than being able to allot most people from the university of a younger age. I the other people between day step on the road with the moonlight which is feared in order to speak concerning. I God, to the song by the document which makes the woman and the wandering minstrel cry who are loved spoke.
It can inquire about me.

This one was actually posted in Pat Rothfuss' blog a few days ago. Excerpt is from his book "The Name of the Wind"

[mistriosfrog]

I could beat you up in 4 different languages
becomes
As for me four languages can strike

[Clank4Prez]

Gohan! Do a headbutt!

It was super effective.
BECOMES
Gohan! Do the head piercing! The extreme validity


AssBurgers
BECOMES
Bat hamburger

[YoshiYoko]

That hotly entering here, therefore disperses your clothing entirely.
BEFORE: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

The woman is proven the baby of the fact which loves the boy of the countryside being brought up!
BEFORE: Ladies love country boys, it's a proven fact, baby!
Lol ^3^ What?

[beatlesgirl95]

Looking outside on a windy day, I contemplate whether or not I want to go to my grandparents house tonight.

BeCoMeS~

Seeing in the day when the wind is strong at outside, whether or not I think that I tonight would like to go in the house of my grandparents, it looks.

[xHannahx]

I like to eat meatballs with a spoon
becomes
I like the fact that the meat ball where the spoon has been attached is eaten

[Clank4Prez]

Get your ass off my lawn!
BECOMES
Profit do your donkey from my lawn separated!

[Sechmet]

BEFORE: I spy with my little eye something beginning with gay clown.
AFTER: My eyes are small and my first gay man in spy.

XD

[TerribleMasterUrd]

Before: lets play a childrens card game
After: The play is permitted the tramp game of the child

bahahaxDD

[TerribleMasterUrd]

(doing another one)

When I see your face I feel as if I am floating on clouds

Becomes~~~

When me me seeing your surface, as I float with the cloud, be moved

[Suga Baybee]

I will strip for cookies

becomes

I remove because of the cookie

[YoshiYoko]

Before: I believe I will be the first person to go completely insane because of this abridged series.

After: I the first person where I go completely abnormally in this kind of reason believe that it is the series which is summarized.

[ChaosVincent1]

I got you in trouble in high school
College, now that was a ball!

I obtained trouble of the high school. Because there was a sphere, the university!

[Suga Baybee]

Rape bear is right behind you!

becomes

The rape [ku] [ma] is correct with your rear!