Three Word Story

[Insane]

Since the other topic has gone over 200 pages I thought I would start a new one.
For those who don't know you post three words at a time to make a story.
We'll begin with the most recent (as of posting) post in the previous topic...

cotten candy stands

[potatoman4]

for people in

[Insane]

China who like

[dragonqueen]

to eat rice

[Eia]

while wearing thongs.

[Insane]

This causes DA

[drakebro]

to do his

[Eia]

nails in pink.

[drakebro]

then he realized

[Clank4Prez]

he was awesome

[drakebro]

so he stopped.

[Clank4Prez]

Then eternity made

[Insane]

all of his

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

bodily fluids spill

[Insane]

out onto the

[drakebro]

carpet. his mom

[Insane]

then got so

[drakebro]

angry she spanked

[Insane]

him so hard.

[drakebro]

he started crying

[Insane]

all the day

[drakebro]

,the neighbors complained.

[Insane]

Then the police

[drakebro]

arrested eternity for

[Insane]

being somewhat demented

[drakebro]

and changing his

[Insane]

undergarments every six

[drakebro]

years, he ran.

[Aesir]

then he said

[drakebro]

oh em gee!

[sajeev50]

Meanwhile in the

[eternity]

BAR, Underling kept

[eternity]

Banning People because

lol double post. xD

[Insane]

topics randomly died.

[drakebro]

IT"S THE APACOLYPSE!

[eternity]

said darkarcher because

[drakebro]

all the forums

[Insane]

randomly died. People

[potatoman4]

die when they

[Insane]

realise that the

[mistriosfrog]

evil, cute bunny

[Insane]

had run away

[drakebro]

to eat people.

[Insane]

The eaten people

[potatoman4]

are eaten as

[Insane]

eaten people who

[drakebro]

are very slow

[Insane]

to be eaten

[potatoman4]

after eating the

[Insane]

cake that is

[potatoman4]

being eaten while

[Insane]

people shout that

[drakebro]

CAKE IS A

[Insane]

LIE, says the

[drakebro]

abridged cannibals as

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

they watched Bakura

[drakebro]

watch cannibal holocaust.

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

it was very

[drakebro]

bloody. i didn't

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

know if my

[FatalFeline]

unitard fell off

[TheFreedomIllusion]

into the mud

[Insane]

where it then

[FanMan]

got wet with

[TheFreedomIllusion]

old peoples urine

[FatalFeline]

which was unfortunate

[TheFreedomIllusion]

because thats gross.

[FatalFeline]

Later, in a

[TheFreedomIllusion]

evil alternate reality,

[drakebro]

nobody was differant.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

except Bill Clinton...

[drakebro]

he was much

[TheFreedomIllusion]

more dumber because

[drakebro]

it's bill clinton.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Rabid monkeys ate

[drakebro]

lots of strawberries.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

So Chuck Norris

[drakebro]

roundhouse kicked them.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

The monkeys died,

[drakebro]

the city was

[TheFreedomIllusion]

safe...until more

[drakebro]

monkeys came. noone

[TheFreedomIllusion]

managed to escape.

[drakebro]

noone except for

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Chuck Norris, who

[Insane]

roundhouse kicked them

[TheFreedomIllusion]

and sent them

[ShadowSpawn]

flying into a

[TheFreedomIllusion]

giant razor sharp

[Insane]

condom. After that

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Chuck drank some

[ShadowSpawn]

bleach and he's

[TheFreedomIllusion]

not dead because

[Insane]

that would be

[ShadowSpawn]

inconcievable, since Chuck

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Norris can't die

[ShadowSpawn]

Meanwhile, thousand of

[TheFreedomIllusion]

evil Communist midgets

[Insane]

were destroyed by

[ShadowSpawn]

a Falcon Punch

[TheFreedomIllusion]

One remained however,

[ShadowSpawn]

as it was

[ShadowSpawn]

wearing a super

[TheFreedomIllusion]

special awesome hat

[ShadowSpawn]

of protection +

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Chuck Norris repellent

[drakebro]

but it failed.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

And then Chuck

[ShadowSpawn]

Said "By the

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Power of Grayskull!"

[ShadowSpawn]

"I HAVE THE

[Insane]

POWER!" But then

[FatalFeline]

, out of nowhere,

[drakebro]

somebody decided too

[ShadowSpawn]

drain Chuck's awesomeness.

[drakebro]

,but they failed.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Then Chuck chopped

[ShadowSpawn]

their heads off

[TheFreedomIllusion]

with a giant

[drakebro]

roundhouse kick....somehow.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Chuck was tired

[FanMan]

so he drank

[TheFreedomIllusion]

several vodka martinis

[ShadowSpawn]

. Somewhere in China

[TheFreedomIllusion]

people played pingpong

[FatalFeline]

which made everyone

[QuirkBiscuits]

get hit by

[TheFreedomIllusion]

several flying cows.

[FatalFeline]

"Oh no," cried

[QuirkBiscuits]

Jimmy, who was

[TheFreedomIllusion]

instantly killed by

[FatalFeline]

his own skull

[TheFreedomIllusion]

and then eaten

[FatalFeline]

by the biggest

[ShadowSpawn]

fat assed son-of-a-bitch

[TheFreedomIllusion]

named Micheal Moore

[FatalFeline]

who was holding

[QuirkBiscuits]

a soup ladle.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Several unicorns danced,

[JesusRocks]

"THIS THREAD DIES!"