Riddles/Mind F**Kers Thread

[ggbhtg]

I've been talking about making this thread for a while now, so lets' get to it.
This is a thread like DSD's trivia, except I'm posting riddles and brain teasers
and I'm not using a point system.
If anyone has ideas on how I should set this up, I'll gladly listen.
When I'm not here or too busy/ lazy to update,
my friend Vice Executive Producer Blaydrix will keep it going,
(EDIT: but I guess he quit so anybody who has a question to post can go ahead and do it.
EDIT AGAIN: He just forgot, and since I forget 'bout it at times, I'll let it slide....

Q1: Ten coins are arranged as shown.
Move 1 coin so that when added vertically and horizontally, two rows of 6 coins will be formed.

O
O
O O O O O
O
O
O

[darkarcher]

Take the bottom coin of the vertical row and place it on top of the coin in the intersection.

O
O
Q O O O O
O
O

Where Q is the double-stacked coin.

[ggbhtg]

Yes!
I'll have to find another...
sorry about the delay...
the topic wasn't on watch somehow...

[ggbhtg]

no this one sucks...

[ggbhtg]

If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later.
What time is it now?

[darkarcher]

9 PM.

Depending on how you read the question, it could also be 11 PM.

[ggbhtg]

Correct.
Can you arrange the numbers 1 to 9 in the circles so that each straight line of three numbers totals 18?
http://riddles.com/images/stories/bt1.gif

[Zairak]

Row 1: 3 5 1
Row 2: 2 7 9
Row 3: 6 8 4

I think that's right...

[ggbhtg]

correct

A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?

[Zairak]

Edit: Never mind, I'm an idiot.

Ok, retry. The woman's name is Jenny and the guard's name is Julie?

[ggbhtg]

no the woman said her name is jenny and julie...
maybe I'll change the question
forget the last one
ANSWER:

The woman has Multiple Personality Disorder. This happens when a traumatic experience causes so much pain that they make another personality to cope with the situation.

The two dice in each pair are identical. As usual, the numbers on opposite sides add up to seven. On each pair, what is the total of the two hidden sides that face each other?

http://riddles.com/images/stories/dice.gif

[Zairak]

Oh, I see...

A=8
B=7

[ggbhtg]

no but here's a hint
for both dice, it equals 8

[Zairak]

Hmm...Odd, I must have calculated it wrong. I had it where A was 5 and 3 and B was 4 and 3.

[ggbhtg]

It may been messed up

but B was supposed to be 4 + 4 = 8

Next:
Determine what letter should replace the ? at the end: M M L J A R C C G E P C ?

[overload14]

the next letter is T

[ggbhtg]

Yes

I think I'll resume this monday...

[overload14]

damn, i was just getting into it

[ggbhtg]

can't find any good ones now...

[Blaydrix]

So I guess I can take over then?

[overload14]

y u?

[Blaydrix]

Because I am Vice Executive Producer Blaydrix.

[overload14]

that is a good reason but i thought u were "sir blaydrix"

[ggbhtg]

I named him that

[Blaydrix]

Oh, I am. But ggbhtg actually appointed me as Vice Executive Producer a few hours ago.

[Blaydrix]

SO ANYWAY here's any easy one.

What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[overload14]

they weigh the same, a pound

[Blaydrix]

WRONG

Want proof?

[overload14]

yes

[Blaydrix]

One pound of feathers is more than one pound of gold because the "pound" unit is different. The most commonly used system of weights in the US and Great Britain is the avoirdupois system, where 1 pound = 16 ounces. This is used for most solid objects, except for precious metals and gems; gold is weighed by a special system, called the troy system, where one troy pound = 12 troy ounces. Where one avoirdupois ounce is 28.35 grams, one troy ounce is about 31.10 grams. To convert from avoirdupois pounds to troy pounds, multiply the first by 1.2152 to get its equivalent in troy measurement. Therefore, one "pound" of feathers in troy weight is actually 1.2152 pounds (one avoirdupois pound), compared to one troy pound of gold. And the feathers win.

[ggbhtg]

MIND FUCK

I was right to put you 2nd in command!

[overload14]

O_o? thats a bit much for a riddle but wow

[ggbhtg]

refer to new title

[Blaydrix]

This one should be easy, but I dunno..

An Old friend of the family left $666,666 to 2 fathers and 2 sons to be split equally. After careful consideration they each happily received $222,222. Why and how was this possible?

[overload14]

oh in that case........WOW!!!!!

[overload14]

there r only 3 people

[ggbhtg]

funeral costs? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[Blaydrix]

Exactly

Can you tell what we are: Half of Four of us are Two of us, Twice Two of us are Six of us, Twice Eight of us are Ten of us, and Twice Five of us are Eight of us?

[overload14]

Half of four of us...[four = 4 letters] - half of four is two
Twice two of us...[two = 3 letters] - 3 times two is six
Twice eight of us...[eight = 5 letters] - 5 times two is ten
Twice five of us...[five = 4 letters] - 4 times two is eight

[Blaydrix]

Correct.

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?

[overload14]

44 n 66

[Blaydrix]

Yup.

A peasant is convicted in China. He gets the death penalty. The judge allows him to say a last sentence in order to determine the way the penalty will be carried out. If the peasant lies, he will be hanged, if he speaks the truth he will be beheaded. The peasant speaks a last sentence and to everybody surprise some minutes later he is set free because the judge cannot determine his penalty.

What did the peasant say?

[Clank4Prez]

This statement is a lie.

[ggbhtg]

this isn't a thread for just anybody to post questions...

[overload14]

This sentence is a lie

[Blaydrix]

I guess that works, but my answer was "I will be hanged."

[Clank4Prez]

I was replying to the riddle.

[ggbhtg]

NEVER MIND...

[Clank4Prez]

Oh, you didn't have to give it away.

[Blaydrix]

NEXT RIDDLE, AND THIS ONE IS HARD

A man would like to take a new health insurance. An officer taking care of these matters says to the man: "Please tell me how many children you have." The man answers: "I have three of them." The officer: "What are the ages of your children?". The man answers: "The product of the ages is equal to 36." The officer replies: "This is not enough information Sir!". "Sorry that I was a little bit unclear, but the sum of the ages is equal to the number of shops in front of your office," says the man. The officer: "This still isn't enough information Sir!". The man replies: "My oldest child loves chocolate." The officer: "Thanks for your cooperation, I now know the ages."
Are you as smart as the officer? Then give the ages of the children.

[overload14]

9 1 n 4

[Blaydrix]

No, but close.

[overload14]

9.2 n 2

[Insane]

4 3 3

[Blaydrix]

Yes indeedy.

The product of the ages is 36. Using this one can make the following combination of ages:

1,36, 1 sum = 38
1,18, 2 sum = 22
1,12, 3 sum = 16
1, 9, 4 sum = 14
1, 6, 6 sum = 13
2, 9, 2 sum = 13
2, 6, 3 sum = 11
3, 3, 4 sum = 10

After the man had said that the product of the ages is equal to 36, the officer didn't have enough information. Then he was told that the sum is equal to number of shops in front of the office. He replied by saying that this still isn't enough information. So the sum of the ages should be 13, because otherwise he would have known the ages immediately. The last statement is that that the oldest child loves chocolate. So there is an oldest child. Hence the officer concludes that the ages of the children are 2, 2 and 9 years.

[Blaydrix]

Eh... I'm done for now.

[WeirdSmells]

I'll take over, I guess
Complete this sequence of letters: o, t, t, f, f, s, s, _, _, _.

[Blaydrix]

o,t,t,f,f,s,s,e,n,t.

[WeirdSmells]

Yes, If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

[Insane]

1

[WeirdSmells]

Yes, What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

[Blaydrix]

Bacon

[Insane]

And by that logic, all pork

[Blaydrix]

Yes, I suppose all beef products should be included, as well as all poultry...

[Insane]

And all meat...

[WeirdSmells]

Yes,yes,yes,and yes.
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

[Blaydrix]

He's a priest, he marries people.

[WeirdSmells]

Yes. Okay here's my favorite Which of the following statements are true?

1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.

EDIT: Oh and explain your answer

[Insane]

Number 5?

[lilliejean]

Number 9- one has to be right but the rest must be false
The at least complicates it a bit but I think that's right.

[WeirdSmells]

Correct I'm done for now

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

Think of words that end in GRY. Hungry and Angry are two of them. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word?

[Zairak]

Stay ends with a Y, so that works, if you view GRY as meaning G or Y.

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

incorrect

[Blaydrix]

No, he means ending in "gry".

[Zairak]

I swear that originally had the line "explain your reasoning", and I overthink things.

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

It would probably be best if you explained your reasoning. cause its a rather odd answer

[Zairak]

*takes out dictionary*

Would Scavengry work?

[Blaydrix]

Language.

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

K. I'm going to repost the riddle to help a little better

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

blaydrix... your a genius or a cheat. one of the two. lol

[Blaydrix]

There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?the English language. What is the third word?
1. The
2. English
3. Language

[Zairak]

Nobody likes Scavengry, I see... So, what's the next one?

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

Ok. Heres a tougher one I think.

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

FURTHERMORE!

The following night two friends check into the same motel. Once again the clerk charges them $30, or $15 per person. After the clerk remembers the total rate is only $25 he sends the bellhop upstairs with five $1 bills to pay the two friends back. The bellhop knows he got away with larceny once so he tries it again. But this time he pockets $3 and returns $2 to the hotel guests ($1 per guest). So each of the two guests got $1 back from their original $15. Therefore each paid $14 which is a total payment of $28 for the room. Now the bellhop has $3, the guests paid $28, for a total of $31

[Zairak]

I hate to nitpick, but shouldn't that be 35 dollars as the original amount spent?

Edit: Ok, nevermind, I'm done being stupid for the night.

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

why do you say that?

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

anybody want the answer?

[Blaydrix]

I know the answer, I just don't feel like typing it down....

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

ok

The facts in this riddle are clear: There is an initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 must be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the 3 friends, $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to this riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect your thinking - and quite successfully for most. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30.

[Clank4Prez]

So the other dollar didn't go anywhere?

[ggbhtg]

I didn't know random people would be taking over this thread when I'm gone,
but I guess I'll allow it....

[ggbhtg]

What happens once every minute,
twice a moment,
and never in a thousand years?

[Insane]

"m"

[ggbhtg]

yep

[dragonqueen]

where is the M in thousand

do u mean million

[ggbhtg]

Crap it was supposed to say never

[dragonqueen]

ah that makes more sense

what can you put in a cup but never take out

[ggbhtg]

air?

[dragonqueen]

nope

[overload14]

a hole

[xXxHyuugaNejixXx]

What is something you and I see every day that god will never see?

HINT: if you, your mother and your grandmother were the only people on earth, you and your mother could see it, but your grandmother could not

[WeirdSmells]

Why us kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[overload14]

a mother/parent

[Altrix]

yourself

[hyponome]

I'd have thought it would be mother, but most of us don't see our mothers every day.

[lilliejean]

That's true, I think the answer is: Someone older than themself.

[DarthWario]

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

[Insane]

Charcoal

[DarthWario]

Aye

Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

[Insane]

Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.

[DarthWario]

Yepsies


Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

[Insane]

Outside

[DarthWario]

Yah

In olden days you are a clever theif charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But the king decided to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die. What way should you choose?

[Insane]

Old age

[DarthWario]

Si

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

[Insane]

Wholesome

[DarthWario]

Ja

Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable.

[Insane]

I have to say, that one is tougher.

[Insane]

But...
Headache is one
I wouldn't have thought of that if not for the fact that I have one.

[DarthWario]

But...
Headache is one
I wouldn't have thought of that if not for the fact that I have one.

Strange way to get there, but yes Headache is correct.

[Insane]

Do you want the other?

[DarthWario]

I can give it to you. I'd say you've answered the riddle.

[Insane]

I think i've got it: Heartache.

[DarthWario]

Yes, well done!

[Seraphim]

A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

[easygoinguchiha]

he had hiccups

[Seraphim]

he had hiccups

Correct

[havefun]

a man is standing in front of a window of a giant skyscraper, being depressed.
all of a sudden he decides to open the window and jump through. even tough he was on one of the highest floors he didn't have a scratch. why/how?

[lilliejean]

He jumped into the building

[havefun]

alal correct he was a window cleaner

[Seraphim]

Damn it, I was wrong...

[havefun]

more!!!!!!!!!!

[Insane]

My personal answer is that the first (insert floor number - 1) are under ground so the man was only jumping from about 7-8 feet

[LordMaddie]

Um... I have one, but I don't think it's any good....

What herb cures all illnesses?

I've got loads more, if anyone's interested.....

[havefun]

weed?

[LordMaddie]

No. Shall I say the answer?

[DarkPhoenix]

Um... I have one, but I don't think it's any good....

What herb cures all illnesses?

I've got loads more, if anyone's interested.....

...idk

[lilliejean]

Thyme! I think that might be it anyway.

[Insane]

Thyme! I think that might be it anyway.

I agree...

[LordMaddie]

Correct! Hooray for you!

Ok, I got another one. It's pretty old, so....

As I was going to St.Ives, I saw a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits,
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many where going to St.Ives?

[havefun]

1, just the guy

[LordMaddie]

Correct! Hooray for you, too!

Here's another:

What gets wetter as it dries?

[DarthWario]

A towel

[LordMaddie]

Correct! man, I'm running out of riddles...

This one's a bit loosley worded, but here we go:

What does man love more than life
And fear more than death?
What the poor have, the rich require,
and what all contented men desire?
What misers spend and spenders save,
And all men carry to their grave?

[Insane]

Nothing

[DarthWario]

Nothing

[DarthWario]

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

[LordMaddie]

Yeah!

And another:

The part of the bird
that is not the sky,
Which can swim in the ocean
and yet stay dry.
What is it?

[DarthWario]

Its shadow

[Insane]

And yours is language.

[LordMaddie]

Yes! OMG, you're good at these....

Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet do I lack.
What am I?

[DarthWario]

A ship

[Insane]

A ship.

[LordMaddie]

Yes! Ok, More!

You are a bus driver.
You start off on your daily rounds.
At the first stop, you pick up 10 passengers.
At the second stop, you pick up 5 passengers and drop off 3 passengers.
At the third stop, you pick up 9 passengers and drop off 10 passengers.
What is the name of the bus driver?

[Insane]

Insane85

[DarthWario]

DarthWario/Martyn/Name

[LordMaddie]

Yes!

Long legs, bandy thighs,
A little head, no eyes.
What am I?

[DarthWario]

Tongs

[LordMaddie]

Yes! More...

What force and strength cannot get through,
I with gentle touch can do,
And many in the streed would stand,
Where I not a friend at hand.
What am I?

[DarthWario]

A key

[LordMaddie]

Horray! That is correct! Is anyone else wanting to post riddles? Because I've already posted quite alot...

Black we are. and much admired,
Men seek for us if they're tired.
We tire the horse, but comfort the man,
Tell me this riddle if you can.

[DarthWario]

Coal

"Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."

[lilliejean]

If it's a trick question and is actually asking for the third word in "the English language", then it's language. If not, then I don't know.

[LordMaddie]

So is that the right answer?

Or should I go ahead and post another riddle?

[DarthWario]

Sorry, I was away.

LillieJean was correct, it was language.

[LordMaddie]

Hooray for LillieJean!

A hill-full, a hole-full,
You cannot catch a bowl-full.
What is it?

[DarthWario]

The Mist

[LordMaddie]

Horray! That's right! Hm.... Do you think I say 'Hooray' too much?

Anyways:

In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stornghold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
What is it?

[DarthWario]

An Egg

Saying hooray is fine

[LordMaddie]

Hooray for hooray!

And.... OMG, I'm quite out of riddles! Ahh!

Apart from the Sphinx's Riddle, but EVERYONE'S heared of that, right?

[DarthWario]

Probably. Still, if you're out.

[LordMaddie]

Hm... Oh, wait! I found one!

Little Nancy Etticoat,
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose,
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.


There. Wait, did you want the Sphinx's Riddle?

[havefun]

a snowman with a tomato nose?

[LordMaddie]

Nope, sorry.

Can anyone else get the answer?

[DarthWario]

A candle

[LordMaddie]

Yep! Ok, in my desperation, here is the Sphinx's Riddle:

What goes on four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon and three in the evening?

[DarthWario]

Man, or a human

[LordMaddie]

Yeah, everyone knows the answer to that....

Old Mother Twitchet had one eye,
And a long tail that she let fly,
And every time she went through a gap,
She left a bit of her tail in the trap.

[havefun]

what's the question?

[DarthWario]

A needle and a thread.

I'm gonna stop now. I have hwk for tommorow to do.

[LordMaddie]

Correct! Um.... Oh no!

I'm all out!

Ah! PANIC!

[LordMaddie]

Got another one.

(phew)

I am blue and yellow and everey hue of the rainbow.
I am thick and thin.
I sometimes sleep curled up.
I can eat a hundred sheep and still be hungry.
What am I?

[lilliejean]

Wool?

[LordMaddie]

Close, but not quite right.

[havefun]

the big bad wolf-o-saurus

[LordMaddie]

That's not even close at all.

[DarthWario]

Woolen rug

[LordMaddie]

Corect! Hooray! Hooray!

Um, I'm out again.

[havefun]

it seems darthwario keeps killing the forum

[DarthWario]

I'm sorry...

Its an inherent ability for some reason.

[LordMaddie]

Yes, I was trying to find out how to say that in a non-offending way.

[DarthWario]

I can be cool, but I can't be cold,
I can be sorry, but I can't be guilty,
I can be spooked, but I can't be scared,
I can be sweet, but I can't be friendly,
I can be flammable, but I can't burn.
What am I?

[LordMaddie]

Me, lol.

[DarthWario]

Possible, but not what i'm looking for.

[Seraphim]

A gelatinous substance?

[DarthWario]

Again, possible but no.

[lilliejean]

My guesses range from a cat to sugar to a greetings card. *laughs*
I'm a bit stuck and I'm sure none of those are right.

[DarthWario]

Nope, none of them are right

I may have to give the answer...

[LordMaddie]

A sign?

[DarthWario]

Nope.

[LordMaddie]

Arsenic?

[DarthWario]

Nuh uh

[LordMaddie]

It's not fair, you always get the right answers to MY riddles...

Deer?

[DarthWario]

Nope

[LordMaddie]

Poison? The wind? Toast? Mice? People? Imagination!???

[DarthWario]

None of those.

We could be here for a while...

[LordMaddie]

AHHH!!

TIME!? ANTS!? TREES!? ARRGH!!!!

[DarthWario]

No!

[havefun]

hints?

[DarthWario]

Its not a physical object

[havefun]

a voice?

[DarthWario]

Nope.

[havefun]

personality?

[DarthWario]

Are you reading the goddamn riddle?

No

[DarkPhoenix]

feelings?

[DarthWario]

...no..

[DarkPhoenix]

popular

[DarthWario]

nope

[havefun]

srsly WTF u on about?

[DarkPhoenix]

damnit ummm...wind

[DarthWario]

no.

Shall I give the answer?

[havefun]

please

[DarthWario]

I can be cool, but I can't be cold,
I can be sorry, but I can't be guilty,
I can be spooked, but I can't be scared,
I can be sweet, but I can't be friendly,
I can be flammable, but I can't burn.
What am I?


Words with double letters

[DarkPhoenix]

*head/desk*

[havefun]

omfg u bastard

[DarkPhoenix]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

[Seraphim]

"I'm innocent"

[DarkPhoenix]

nope

[lilliejean]

"You'll sentence me to 6 years" And so a paradox.

[DarkPhoenix]

Yes here is the full answer

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

[lilliejean]

I have this book with 20 or so lateral puzzles, about 3/4 of them are morbid in some way but here's one of them.

A man goes into a hardware store and asks the shopkeeper for something. The shopkeeper tells him that: "Four will cost you $3, fifteen will cost you $6 and two hundred will cost you $9." What was the man buying?
You might have heard this one before.

[havefun]

house numbers

[LordMaddie]

Chain?

[lilliejean]

Correct havefun!
There aren't any other riddles up so here's another one:
Those who make them don't need them, those who buy them don't want them and those who use them don't know it. What could they be?

[easygoinguchiha]

A coffin?

[lilliejean]

A coffin?

Correct! I was thinking of tombstones but both work equally well.

[LordMaddie]

Hooray! I got one, although it's more of a joke than a riddle....

What goes green BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ red?

[Seraphim]

A street light? Or one of those new security doors that they have at the bank?

[LordMaddie]

Nope.

[Seraphim]

A bee? They are colour blind aren't they? And they go Bzzzzz.

[havefun]

a frog in the blender

[LordMaddie]

Yes! Hooray! Hooray!

Next one!

There are two coins that make up 30p.
One of them is a 20p coin.
But the other isn't a 10p coin.
What is the other coin?

[Bluespirit0000]

There are two coins that make up 30p.
One of them is a 20p coin.
But the other isn't a 10p coin.
What is the other coin?

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Its a 10p! Cause the other one (20p) isn't a 10p!

[LordMaddie]

Yes! Hooray!

What's black and white and red all over?

[havefun]

a half eaten zebra?

[DarthWario]

Sunburnt penguin?

[DarthWario]

A penguin falling down the stairs

[Rydonmower]

A newspaper. Or at least after you've read it.

[LordMaddie]

DarthWario's closest. I was going to say 'sunburnt zebra'.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

[DarthWario]

Dead.