Wishes will be Corrupted

[ChaosVincent1]

I believe we all know how this works. Grant the previous person's wish in a way that totally messes it up, then make your own wish. GO! NOW!!!

I wish a $100 gift card would fall from the sky and land right in front of me.

[leonhart321]

Granted but it is already overdrawn

I wish to have the abiliy to turn Super Saiyen 4

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but you lose your street fighter moves in the process.

I wish for a Thickburger.

[toastwolf117]

granted but joo choke on it

i wish the old wish corruption was back <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but nobody plays

I wish this thread was made by Maruna

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's locked.

I wish I could do push-ups.

[ChaosVincent1]

granted, but you break your arms when you try.

I wish for a donut.

[Lordofthedance]

granted but it's 10 years old
I wish that they didn't have to lock the old wish forum

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but now the site lags.

I wish for a fresh-baked donut.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's sprinkled with arsenic.

I wish I had headphones.

[ChaosVincent1]

done... Vegeta does to your new headphones what he would do to a scouter.

I wish for a katana

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you get the non-transformed Tetsusaiga.

I wish I hadn't just been killed. >.>

[ggbhtg]

WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!

I made a new thread for this when it last one first got to 200 pages!!
But I was told it doesn't get locked at 200!

This....is...ass!!!!!!

<_<...

Granted, you the crap beaten out of you so badly that you were near death and hadn't died yet,
but went into a permanent coma.

I wish my comments weren't constantly ignored...

[insaneXchaos]

granted, now everyone complains about all the shit you wrote

i wish i knew about the 200 page lock thing-y

[toastwolf117]

granted but my long twist in the last thread comes back saying the exact same stuff except your brain exploded due to reading all 200 pages... and we all got pirete'd instead

I wish this thread wasnt ass I made a new thread for this when it last one first got to 200 pages!!
But I was told it doesn't get locked at 200!

This....is...ass!!!!!!

[ChaosVincent1]

done, now it's a spam haven

I wish I had saiyan armor.

[potatoman4]

granted, but wearing the armor gives you AIDs

i wish for a shoe...1 shoe

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, because your other foot is in a cast.

I wish for a phone with internet access.

[bakurachick]

granted but it takes all your minutes just to login

i wish for 10,000 dollars.

[insaneXchaos]

granted but it's in Viet currency so it's worth shit

i wish for a pair of earplugs

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but they get stuck in your ears.

I wish I had someone nice I could talk to whenever I felt like talking.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but they easily get annoyed at how much you complain

i wish the battery life on my laptop was longer

[toastwolf117]

granted but your laptop gets the blue screen

i wish for coconut

[Lerena]

Granted, but it isn't really a coconut; it's a screw driver. Don't ask.

I wish people read my spoiler tags.

[potatoman4]

granted but you never say anything else but dont ask (o wate)

i wish i wish i didnt kill that fish

[Lerena]

Granted, but it turns out the fish killed himself.

Star so high, star so bright, won't you grant my wish tonight? That wasn't the correct phrase <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>

[lilliejean]

Graanted, but it turns out that stars are very fickle things, and the wishes never last, whatever your wish was anyway

I wish for a firework and a lit match what can go wrong?

[Lerena]

Granted, but you burn yourself.

I wish you could corrupt this wish.

[klokwerk]

Granted, this wish has been fully corrupted, by not being corrupted.

I wish that I had a dollar.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but it's Australian dollar so it can only get about $0.64 US cents

i wish i knew what i didn't know

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but it's so mentally scarring that you go crazy and hang yourself.

I wish for ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS!!!

[Lerena]

Granted, but the American dollar loses its value so much that it actually ends up being equivalent to 1000 bucks.

I wish I had money.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but its frozen and nobody would take it.

I wish I could spend Christmas with all my friends ^__^

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but there's a big fire and not all of you make it out.

I wish for a katana

[klokwerk]

Granted, but I broke it(SORRY).

I wish of bread.

[KuroStarr]

Wish granted, but I took it and gave it to a llama.

I wish for the world's biggest diamond.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but it's too big to fit in your house or anywhere safe and gets stolen...constantly

i wish i had a chair that didn't hurt my but when i sit for too long

[aaaaaaaaah]

granted but it hurts everything but your butt

I wish for coffee

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but I drank it.

I wish I had a pet zombie.

[lilliejean]

Granted, but it will never show affection so you may as well just get a cat ^_^

I wish my memory would improve

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but your ability to read will be destroyed. [or something along those lines]

I wish for pickles.

[toastwolf117]

granted but you choke on them when you eat them

i wish i would just die (._\) emo

[potatoman4]

granted but life isnt fair so why did you exect death to be?

i wish i could see the light

[lilliejean]

Granted, but that makes it impossible to see much else as you are dazzled by it

I wish I had done more work over these holidays

[toastwolf117]

granted but you overwork your employees and change your name to scrooge

I wish that everyone heard about the bird

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but then THEY KILL YOU VIOLENTLY AND WALK ON YOUR GRAVE OR EVEN SUGGESTING IT!!! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

I wish I wasn't always out of tea.

[potatoman4]

granted but you always run out of food

i wish the rum wasnt gone

[insaneXchaos]

granted but you never get drunk

i wish for a family that would leave me alone

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but they leave you alone locked in a dark cellar. -_-

I wish I could dance.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted, but you dance too much that your feet starts to bleed

I wish for a house that wouldn't require me cleaning

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

Granted, but no one else cleans is so it's still really dirty

I wish I had better aim with elastics

[Clank4Prez]

Granted, you hit your mother.

I wish to have the hell beaten out of me. (Corrupt that!)

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but since you're the devil, having the hell beaten out of you means there's nothing left.

I wish for a nap.

[toastwolf117]

granted but you wake up 20 years later and find the earth has been taken over by super-intellegent beavers and ultra flys. meanwhile a small resistance team led by me. stops the ultra flys from taking over the beavers, but the beavers betray there deal with the raiders and kill them all leading the peace treaty with the humans cruppet and the last ultra fly named shlomo kills Obama! you are imprisoned by the beavers and forced to work in a slave mine where you mine for crystel gems, the beavers food source. But I come, rescue all the slaves and use an atom bomb to blow up the mining plant which leaves the beavers compleatly defensless and the martians come and destroy the beaver cloning facilty causing a meltdown in the earths core! But I (being the hero I am) stops the meltdown, destroy the martians, and kick the crap outta every beaver I see (super-intellegent or not)! also you grow a beard so... yeah. (i think that was longer then my last story :P)

I wish my storys were longer and more exciting

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but you can't sell a single copy of your novel.

I wish I had Chad's arm powers

[KawaitaSakebi]

O_o...
Granted, but your arms are under Chad's control. Whoever Chad is.

I wish for a beaver-proof shield.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, now women can ever go near you again

i wish for some sort of sanity within my household

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's the sort of sanity that makes no sense to anyone else.
I'm a girl... XD

I wish for the letter K.

[potatoman4]

granted, but K-mart took it

i wish for new speakers

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but they never stop talking

i wish my shoulders didn't hurt so much

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

granted, the pain transferrs to your head

I wish I had something to do

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you try to figure out why the state vegetable of Oklahoma is the watermelon. >_< And your brain explodes.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, and now Oklahoma wonders why you stole their state vegetable (is that true?)

i wish i had some caramel candy

[potatoman4]

granted but you get danceing nazi's insted (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbbUpHznh7g)

i wish for something

[KawaitaSakebi]

>_< Sadly, it IS true... (http://kotv.com/news/local/story/?id=125325)
Granted, your "something" is an ant hill in the middle of your room.

I wish Oklahoma's state vegetable was a vegetable. Or at leadt something commanly reguarded as a vegetable, like the greenbean.

[leonhart321]

granted but it's the couch potato

i wish for the greatest theme music to be played in the background of any room i enter that annoys everyone but me but is so awesome that even they cant do anything to resist or complain about it

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but the music plays so loudly that you can never manage to carry out a normal conversation

I wish I could have glasses that make me smart

[toastwolf117]

granted but (dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up, dont say get beat up...) ummmm (DONT SAY IT!) YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!! (YES I AM! MENTEL BITCH SLAP!) *Smack* ow... fine your head explodes from the knowlege.

I wish that my mind didnt betray me

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you work together to take over the world...and get pwned by the main character.

I wish I was a main character.

[leonhart321]

Granted but you are killed off by the directors to make room for someone new

I wish for a ham sandwich on white bread to appear before me on a china plate which can be easily grabbed and all the ingredients are in date and only i get to eat it

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

Granted, but you get shot by Osama bin Laden before you can grab it

I wish for world peace

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but the genie you with to is a bit deaf, and you get world pieces. O_o

I wish I had perfect pitch.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but since i don't know what a perfect pitch is i'll just give you a pitcher of water

i wish i had more to do on the net or any where

[Shinikama]

Granted. You are turned into a fish and immediately get caught by a fisherman. You can now flop on the net.

I wish for The Million Box. (Old Bugs and Daffy cartoon)

[klokwerk]

Granted, but there is no money in the million boxes of the box.

I wish for cheese.

[KawaitaSakebi]

lol, it's being able to identify musical pitches by ear.
Granted, but it's say cheese, and therefore pointless.

I wish I had a hammer.

[Shinikama]

Granted. You'll hammer in the morning. You'll hammer in ihe evening... In fact, you'r so glad to have this hammer that that's all you can do, ever.
I wish for more Yugioh Abridged episodes to come out tomorrow.

[KawaitaSakebi]

That's exactly what I was thinking of...
Granted, but every internet video hosting site collapses permanently.

I wish for pie.

[FatalFeline]

Granted but that pie is filled with hamsters, toilets and pubic hair. Oh dear.

I wish I had two unicorns called Bert and Steve-Jones.

[ChaosVincent1]

Done, but they have luck as bad as Charlie the Unicorn.

I wish for a TIME MACHINE!!!

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Machine)

I wish for a sock.

[ninjagecko]

granted but its itchy!!!

i wish for cake

[lilliejean]

Granted, it's a cake of soap

I wish to sleep

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted but you wake up even more tired than before and you couldn't sleep until the next night.

I wish I had my own working laptop that I didn't have to share.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but the internet access is a choice between intermitant Wifi and dial-up.

I wish I was a genius.

[FatalFeline]

Granted, but you become soo smart- your head explodes. What a mess.

I wish I had a rainbow that would last forever! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[insaneXchaos]

Granted, and it stays as bright as a 1000-watt bulb so it illuminates through everything making it hard to sleep...ever

i wish i had strong armor i can use and wear everyday, it doesn't matter if i can take it off or not

[ninjagecko]

granted but its so heavy it crushes you

i wish i passed all my exams

[toastwolf117]

granted but a... um... flying turkish man (hey im running outta ideas) takes your exam and its like you never didthem so you get a F.

I wish I wasnt running outta ideas

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but your idea-generating machine is idiotic.

I wish for chocolate.

[FatalFeline]

Granted but then you drown in it. OH NOES!11

I wish KawaitaSakebi a good funeral after they've drowned in chocolate. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[KawaitaSakebi]

Er...granted, but I give the eulogy. O_o

I wish I wasn't a ghost.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. But when you have to live again you get smacked by an eighteen wheeler, and end up in the hospital. Then your great aunt that you absolutely despise comes to visit you and tries to feed you so much that you explode. So the doctors put you back together piece by piece. Kind of like humpty dumpty--only they don't make breakfast out of you. They can't find your legs so in result; you are now a vegetable. You get prosthetic legs and then start your life over and work at Mc.Donald's-- You are forced to look at that scary clown...All. Day. Long. So you go crazy and are sent to a psych ward--And to your dismay that same great aunt is in the same psychiatric care unit with you. So you terminate yourself using only spoon. You end up as ghost again...then you start the whole process over....again....


I wish for Mr.Wonderful....

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you get the song. You can never stop listening to it, and your brain explodes.

I wish for a spoon.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. But I used it for lunch. My bad dude. D:

I wish I had a Bakura plushie...

[bakurachick]

granted but it gets stolen by a bakura fangirl.me

i wish for rain.

[KawaitaSakebi]

(That's "dudette". :-D)
Granted, but it's ME! XD

I wish I had the power of weather control.

[lilliejean]

Granted, however you have to give up your dream to be a full time weather forecaster

I wish I could see in the dark

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but you can't see in the light.

I wish for cheese.

[lilliejean]

Granted but you get this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bEQXcbqvbT0)

I wish I could hear better so I don't get caught up late

[FatalFeline]

Granted but now, you get caught up early! (And you die for some reason.)

I wish I wasn't so damn shy.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, instead you become so obnoxious that no one wants to be in the same room with you. :V

I wish I hadn't gotten a blister on my hand.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted, but now you have a pimple there instead

i wish for a paypal account

[toastwolf117]

granted but someone steals it and buys canada costing $1000000000000000000000000000000000000... and a half.

I wish doing 35 sit ups a night was easier.
And to KuroStarr, NO YOU DO NOT STEAL MY EXTREMLY LONG STORY!!! If you do it again I will build a time machine and send you in to the past to be attacked by Godzilla. He will eat you and outta noware King Kong comes out and beats the S@#$ out of Godzilla while your still alive and in his stomach. KK gut punches Godzilla and you get hit and your legs fall off but your still alive. So I go over to you and give you the AVGN frown ( >:C ) and say "THATS WHAT YOU GET!!!!!" and laff hahahahahaha.

[FatalFeline]

Granted, but it becomes soo easy, you just can't stop! We tried to warn you.

I wish, I wish.. my date tonight goes well.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, other than a slight incident involving a large snake, a tin can, and a famous painting. ^_^

I wish a wasn't being hypnotized by leeks. @_@

[toastwolf117]

granted your hypnotized by fruit

I wish FatalFelines grant for me made sense umm wouldnt it be good?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, she means you do them till you die. Which will be in 3...2...1...

I wish I wished a wishy-washy wish.

[FatalFeline]

Granted but.. uh.. Chuck Norris dropped a cow on your head .. uh.. YOU DIE. D<

I wish I made sense. Like, seriously.

..
I also want intelligence. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but it's such a high level of intelligence that no normal (if there is any) person is able to understand your high vocabulary and jest, that you seclude yourself in a large metal room fill with computers and a supercomputer(<<?) because you feel that they are the only ones that can understand you.

I wish i didn't waste all that time granting that wish (thinking, granting, typing,etc.)

[toastwolf117]

granted but you have partally stole my exteramly long story grant thingie so what I did to KuroStarr I do to you... now die

I wish I had more thinking grenades
P.S. I just looked at your profile... you are a yaoi fangirl. therefore you must be eliminated (cocks shotgun)

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but it'll take your ability to kill people, therefore i'm still alive... i think

i wish toastwolf117 didn't eliminate me just cause i'm a yaoifangirl

[toastwolf117]

granted your not a yaoi fangirl <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> your a yuri fangirl (Which is a-ok!)

I wish I didnt accidently send this in before i put up my wish

[insaneXchaos]

granted you've taken back your wish and i now i take back the granted approval for this wish

i wish i had cake
P.S i don't mind yuri i actually i can like yuri if i like the characters

[ChaosVincent1]

you get a lie

I wish for a Reese's Big Cup (I was referring to the candy)

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but it's served in Reese's Big Cup

i wish for a comfy bed

[ChaosVincent1]

done, the comfort only lasts one night

I wish for super strength

[toastwolf117]

granted you then get infected with solanom and turn into a tank. Eventually you kill the last 4 surviors on earth and the world is ruled by zombies. how dare you.

I wish the forum was back to the way it was I cant instantly go to the topic :(

[MarioMaster3000]

Granted, but your account is lost.

I wish for super speed!

[Seraphim]

Granted, but you can't ever stop moving at hyper-sonic speeds.

I wish for a hat...

[Insane]

...

I wish for pie

[Seraphim]

Why didn't you grant my wish?

Granted, but it's a cow pie (a.k.a. cow excrement)

I wish for that hat again...

[MarioMaster3000]

Granted, but it's a hat that shocks you every 2 seconds!

I wish for a remote that can control anything!

[Seraphim]

Granted, but the remote is broken.

I wish that pigs could fly.

[Maruna]

Granted, and Pig Wings are absolutely delicious. KFP arises as a new branch of KFC and quickly becomes a national favorite. All other fast food chains are driven out of business, world wide. Even the Japanese are attracted to the delicious taste of fried pig wings. They become incredibly fat, and blame it on the stupid Americans. Using their advanced technology, the Japanese scientists build a real life version of that spider chick from Wicked City and send her over to America.

Within a year, no male living in the Western Hemisphere has the parts required for reproduction. America Dies.

I wish for an Anti-Spider Chick Genital Barrier.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but your genitals fall off.

I wish I have more pizza.

[Fat1Fared]

granted, but its topping is rat poison

I wish for a mind control machine

[Seraphim]

Granted, but the only mind it controls is yours.

I wish for immunity towards rat poison.

[Fat1Fared]

granted, but means rats will start eating you

Fine, I want a techo geek to fix my mind control machine

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but the techno geek is really a secret government agent sent to destroy your machine.

I wish for 2009 Minnesota Vikings Season Tickets.

[Seraphim]

You get those tickets, but they are obvious fakes and you are turned away by security.

I wish for peace on Earth.

[FatalFeline]

Granted but you accidentally bump into someone and another fight occurs. Nations divide and we all blame you. D< HOW COULD YOU?!

I wish myself a happy birthday in a couple of days. =D

[insaneXchaos]

granted but the mirror broke as you spoke to yourself in it causing you to have 7 years bad luck

i wish for the next episode of kuroshitsuji to be subbed and uploaded

[Seraphim]

Granted, but it is subbed in Russian.

I wish that this fly in my bedroom would die.

[DarkPhoenix]

Granted but then elmo comes and kills you

I wish I had more female eevees

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but their head implode and you are all alone. Thus causing you to get very lonely and eventually cause you to commit spoonicide[DEATH BY SPOON!]
That's it for you, bud...
[lol, I'm just gonna ask this to see what horrible thing will be granted! XD]

I wish that Bakura was mine. D:

[Seraphim]

What you going to do? SPOON me to death?
Granted, but it turns out that his is a homosexual and eventually leaves you to pursue Fluffy.

I wish for the worlds greatest sandwich.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. But I ate it because I'm just a lonely spiteful b*tch like that.[and also because I wasn't satisfied with my granted wish...]

I wish for a friend.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but that friend is me. (Of course you would be dissatisfied with the wish, it's supposed to be ironic)

I wish for enough sandwiches for the world.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. But you ate them.

I wish for you and I to make the world's biggest muffin from our friendship. :3

[Seraphim]

Granted, but eating so many sandwiches made me vomit on it. :(

I wish the world's biggest muffin to be rid of vomit.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. But Shadi came it made a bunch of borat references so the muffin died.

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo286/rocknrollwardrobe/ICONoclast/4ftl55k.jpg

I wish the hobo would use soap.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, now he's cleaner than you

i wish for the ringing in my ears to stop

[Wiynn]

granted but i still be talking ( yea she my sister )

i wish for a game that can't be found

[Fat1Fared]

granted but you get lost looking for it


I wish for nothing, as I have everything I want (beat that)

[Seraphim]

You get nothing, but lose everything that you already have.

I wish for a haircut.

[Fat1Fared]

after destroying my everything your going to pay

You get your haircut, but it is done by me and my big sword

I wish for perfection

[havefun]

granted, but your life will become boring and you will commit suicide

i wish for a new brother

[onidragon]

The Mofo kills you

I wish I had a girlfriend. :(

[Seraphim]

Granted, but she is a very jealous woman. One day, she sees you talking to a female cousin that you have yet to introduce, but she says nothing and you didn't notice she was there. That very night she decides to take a very rusty pair of scissors to your scrotum.

I wish for something bad to happen to me.

[Wiynn]

granted but you might die or suffer burns or be in agony for a very long time or have to forgoting everythink and people try to make you suffer

i wish i have not read that manga

[Seraphim]

Hey! You were supposed to grant my wish ironically!

Granted, but along with the erasing of that memory, every other memory is erased.

I wish for a pet cat, one that behaves well.

[Dragon Champ]

Granted, But its dead. so it will behave well cause it wont produce any litter or be noisy.

I wish i could fly.

[ChaosVincent1]

done, now you can't get into college and you have to work at McDonald's flipping burgers your whole life.

I wish I was a genius.

[Fat1Fared]

but wait, how did I end up at Law school and get rejected from McDonald's if that true lol(and that is true)

Granted, however you gain knowledge of truth behind existence, which causes you to jump off a building, however you fail to kill yourself and spend the rest of your life as a brain-dead fruit

I wish I had a good book to read

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but when your at the climax and suspense of the story--it magically turns into twilight[oh no!] Then you hold a gun to your head.

I wish my nose would stop running. My tissue supply is dwindling. D:

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but the writer comes out with an even MORE annoying book based on her crack-filled-fetish-for-her-brother routine.

I wish I could find my nose stud.[can't find it anywhere! D: but not like I'm gonna use it, my nose has already fallen off.]

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You find it but forget where you where you put your car keys.

I wish I had an invitation to KOC.

[KuroStarr]

Granted. but a lamb came a kicked you...

I wish I could dance disco.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

You can but you couldn't resist breaking out in dance and lost a lot of your friends.

I wish I could control time.

[KuroStarr]

Granted but you commiteds to many braincells to it and your time as a genius was short lived. :<

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, so while you sleep, somebody breaks into your house and tears all of your limbs off and when you wake up, you have no limbs so all youcan do is lay around in bed.

I wish for more wishes.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Granted but you waste them all on stupid things

I wish for a Manos: The Hands of Fate remake.

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but the person who grants your wish had no idea what the hell that is. So you get a hand-full of rainbow-farting unicorns instead. D:

I wish that in my dreams creatures from the unknown deep wouldn't try to eat me.

[Rydonmower]

Granted, but you instead get eaten by the creatures from the thouroughly-explored shallows.

I wish that my laptop didn't have 3 keys missing.

[Dragon Champ]

Granted, They're all missing.

I wish I was in Red Dwarf. (TV Show)

[Seraphim]

Granted, but you replace David and have to spend the rest of your life with Rimmer and The Cat.

[KuroStarr]

Well, no wish granted for you...

I wish the person above me would have wished.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but my wish is that you were dead. Wut? It's supposed to be ironic, remember. You didn't expect that, did you?

I wish for another funny abridged series.

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but its not that funny [oh...I see what you did thar >.>]

I wish I could sing like a mermaid.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but not only do you sing like her, you are also a mermaid and can't breathe above water.

I wish for some rotisserie chicken.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but since i don't know what rotisserie chicken is you just get normal uncooked chicken that's still alive.

I wish i could get that final fantasy chibi set i saw once in Gametraders

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but the box is cheap and rips open at the bottom when youpick it up and all of the cihbi's fall out and break because they're made of cheap plastic.

I wish that the person above me had a potato chip but couldn't eat it.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but you only dreaming.

I wish I could rule the world!

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but you are impeached by Kroze

I wish for a cardboard box

[Jaadowgg]

Granted. Wait, did you say "cardboard"? I thought you said "beehive". Sorry.

I wish for something non-lethal to happen to Kroze.

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he loses an arm.

I wish I had a Sharpie.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted. It's permanent and you wrtie all over yourself.

I wish for a sponge.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but you lose the memory of the fact that you have those wishes.

I wish for a nice thick and warm sweater.

[DarthWario]

Granted, but its so itchy you scratch your skin off.

I wish for a bigger house

[Seraphim]

K, but instead I destroy your life by eating everyone you love. (Jeez, if you don't want your wish corrupted then don't come here. Look at the title, man.)

I wish for a delicious dish.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but you get sick and eventually die from Salmonellosis.

I wish for a cancer.

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it noms you.

I wish for L.

[Fat1Fared]

Granted, but he has you locked up in a cell for 5months (wait or is that what you wanted?)

I wish for a big bomb

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it's in the hands of Mello.

I wish for an army of L's.

[Fat1Fared]

Granted but their joined brain power, is so much your brain is fried and you become a mindless slave (dam I did again)

I wish for Misa lol

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it's after she jumped off the building.

I wish for my own Death Note.

[bakurachick]

granted but you are forced to write your own name in it.

i wish to for Light-kun

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he's got the mental capacity of a squirrel.

I wish the Death Note loved me. ;.;

[bakurachick]

granted it loves you a lot

i wish for bakura

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he's chained to Light. (o.o)

I wish for apples.

[Fat1Fared]

wow battle of the fangirls

[YoshiYoko]

Granted, but now it's time for a sexy party.

I wish for chocolate bars

[bakurachick]

granted but they are melted


i wish for yami-yugi

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he's a banana.

I wish for lemons.

[bakurachick]

granted but they are censored by 4-kids.

i wish for marik

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he has a British accent.

I wish for Zero.

[bakurachick]

granted but he ignores you


i wish for yugi

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he's three years old.

I wish for a sexy anime party.

[bakurachick]

granted but you fall asleep after five minutes.

i wish for Kyo sohma

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but when he poofs back, he's female.

I wish for Hastuharu Sohma

[bakurachick]

granted but you cant think of anything to say to him.

i wish for yuki sohma

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but he's in looooove with Tohru and ignores you.

I wish for Near.

[bakurachick]

granted but all he wants to do is stack dominoes.

i wish for Zane truesdale.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but he dies of a heart disease after he arrives.

I wish for the fangirl battle to stop.

[Fat1Fared]

Granted but in its place we get a fanboy battle <yikes>

I wish for the fanboy battle to begin (please do ruin this one)

[YoshiYoko]

Granted, but the fanboys turn out to be fangirls.

I wish for string.

[Fat1Fared]

(well that not so bad if they are good looking, I have been told I look like Light, if put few pounds on of course)

Granted, but has me on the end

I wish for Love

[Rydonmower]

Granted, you fall hopelessly in love with yourself.

I wish my fan didn't make such a loud noise when it's on.

[lilliejean]

Granted, but your fan starts randomly hugging you instead

I wish I could make a good impression

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but the impression everybody gets is so good they're driven crazy.

I wish I knew the meaning of life or find the fountain of youth.

(Also, lilliejean, I think you misunderstood what kind of "fan" Rydonmower said. It's the kind of fan that you use to cool of with. You know, the one that blows air.)

[lilliejean]

Granted but once you know the meaning of life you have an eternity of nothing else to do
Jaadowg, genies always misunderstand you-besides I just couldn't think of anything interesting to say about those kind of fans, so I threw the other kind in.

I wish I could always tell when someone is being sarcastic.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, now you think everyone is being sarcastic all the time.

I wish I was a ninja.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you cut your head off with your own sword.

I wish for world peace! (lol)

[insaneXchaos]

Granted, but now war if just for fun

i wish i had done more on my holiday

[Fat1Fared]

(should have kill everyone that would have been far cwler, infact I wish for eeveryone to be dead)

Granted you got arrested for it though

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but everyone comes back to life as Zombies.

I wish for braaaaaaaaaaains.

[DarthWario]

Granted, but its George Bush's

Wish for cure for Vamparism.

[Seraphim]

Granted, but all vampires become werewolves.

I wish for a talking bird.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but it never shuts up.

I wish for an endless supply of money

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I could fly.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish for a Corvette

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it's one-eigth normal size.

I wish for a llama

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but it won't stop spitting on you

I wish for world domination

[Fat1Fared]

granted but the world is Mar's

Wish for control of all life on earth

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but my possy from Mars destroys Earth

I wish for eighty tons of weapons grade plutonium, and dozens of Scud missiles

[insaneXchaos]

granted but you only get 40 tons of weapons grade plutonium and half a dozen of scud missiles cause i stole half of it after granting you them.

i wish for candy and coke

[Fat1Fared]

Granded the but is Coke is grade-A and so with all those weapons you stole, the world is destroyed

I wish I could speak very language

PS freedom, good return to my earth control

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish to have a private yacht

@ Fat1Fared, yeah I know eh? lol

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but the first time you take it out to the water, it sinks.

I wish for a killer banana as a pet. *under breath* Then I can sick it on all of you. *evil laugh* *cough*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but your killer banana pet is rotten!!!!! muwhahahahahaahhaha

I wish for an army of zombies.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but they can't stand sunlight. And since this wish was granted during the day, your army of zombies disinegrate into dust.

I wish for an army of cocroaches and cocatrices!

And no, I do not know how to spell.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but they eat you alive.

I wish for a giant blimp that is roughly one third the size of my ego.

[aaaaaaaaah]

granted but your ego is the size of a walnut

I wish for a cookie

[MrsSallyBakura]

Granted, but it has earthworms in it.

I wish I could fly.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you can't land

I wish for a nuclear submarine

[aaaaaaaaah]

Granted, but you grow gills and you don't need it anymore

I wish a sea turtle would make love to me

[Dragon Champ]

ummmm......ewww? Granted but the turtle hasnt got anything to make love with.

i wish i Could teleport.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you have no control over where you go.

I wish for a giant laser.

[Dragon Champ]

granted but it only targets you.

I wish for super speed.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but you run into a wall and break your face.

I wish for a Swiss bank account, with ten billion dollars in it.

[aaaaaaaaah]

granted, but it's in deutschland making it a Non-Swiss bank account and cancelling everything out...

I wish Hetalia wasn't cancelled
(gosh darn Korea!)

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but its dubbed in Swahili

I wish for ownership of Cuba

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, but the Cubans start a revolution and destroy you.

I wish for war to reign supreme in the galaxy.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but the galaxy explodes, killing every living thing but me.

I wish for giant snake for a pet.

[Jaadowgg]

Granted, it eats you and then it digests you. And then it does what ever snakes do when they eat something bad.

I wish for total control of somebody's brain.

[YoshiYoko]

Granted, but it's Tristan's brain.

I wish my voice gave me super strength.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but its George Bush's.......have fun!!!

I wish for a vintage Corvette

(anyone screws up my wish, and I will hunt you down and skin you alive :D)

[YoshiYoko]

Granted but it has Kaiba in it.
Oh wait...

I wish for a sexy party!

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Granted, but the only people who go to it are sumo wrestlers and Willem Dafoe.

I wish for my own aircraft carrier.