Name that quote

[nommayomnom]

Okeh, so in this game, someone will say a quote from YGOTAS. And then the person has to briefly explain the context, say the episode/video, and say the episode that the quote was in.

"Check it out, I've been workin' on my dance moves! I call this one 'The Joey'"

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

Episode 12, Duel of the Dead. Joey had a nightmare, woke up and after denying he lost to Kaiba in a children's card game. He showed everyone his dance. Yugi told him it was the worst dance ever, but Zombie Boy thought it was cool.

"It looks like it's my lucky day Yugi, Pegasus has offered a vast reward to anyone who can eliminate you from the tournament!"
"Yeah, maybe you could use the money to buy yourself a voice that doesn't frighten small children."

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 10. Panic was talking to Yugi before the duel.

"That bastard Kaiba Rick rolled me. I haven't been this mad since the day they made HeavyDDR a sub-mod."

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

Episode 27 after Joey sees he sees what Kaiba did to his profile.

"I think the ancient Egyptians played Yu Gi Oh in their spare time."
"Pull the other one!"
"No really I mean it"
"Next you'll be telling me the Romans played Pokémon!"

[nommayomnom]

Episode 20. Yugi's Grandpa (Solomon) is explaining to Rebecca how Rebecca's grandfather (Arthur) and Solomon met, and became good friends.

Holy **** on a **** sandwich with **** on top! ...And a side helping of ****

[nommayomnom]

damn, double post

[AkatsukiPein14]

Same episode. Lol. Episode 20. Rebecca had just announced her name, and that was how Tristan reacted.


"At least you'll never leave me. Right Ocean?"

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Episode 6, Everybody hates Mako.

I had a similar idea, but with quote from movies and television. Just never posted it.

"I'm here to kick ass and play card games, but I'mm all out of cards."

[AkatsukiPein14]

Episode 11. When Kaiba said "I'm here to kick ass and play card games." which was a reference to "They Live."


"Bugger off, kitty!"

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

Episode 20, the rebexorcist.

"Bats, Gay people, Same thing."

[ChaosVincent1]

episode 13. When Bakura was using his gaydar

ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair is BEING ASSAULTED!

[AkatsukiPein14]

Um...I think you've got the quote wrong. It's..
"Attention duelists, my hair is assaulting this small child." from Episode 5 or 6....when he was assaulting a small child.


"Wah. Wah. Baby want milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"

[nommayomnom]

No, it is being assaulted when he is trying to sneak up on Kaiba, but he is too loud (the thing said after that is "idiot. Next time you sneak up on somebody, try keeping your mouth shut).
Annnyways, that's episode 26, when Ishizu Ishtar is giving Yami a flashback, which Yami thinks sucks

"My wife and I were just about to have sex before you came in"

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

ZORC AND PALS! Zorc's talking to his mom

Screw the rules I'm in love with nurse joy!

[AkatsukiPein14]

Episode 14: Yugi was mocking Kaiba.


"He's not in the Goonies."

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 16. Tristan said it to Tea before they went looking for a dead body

By the gods, that's exactly what I want to look like

[ChaosVincent1]

That was either too easy or too hard...

Will this help to get an answer?
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x167/LUISJESSI/footballcake.jpg

[TPishek]

Episode 9, El Juegos de Tarjeta. Yami Bakura, looking at Ryou who has taken over a female body in the shadow game.

"Apply the handbrake, ya dumb broad!"

[havefun]

in serenitys childhood memory about her and joey being separated because joey hadn't learned their parents to drive.......

i can't stop staring at yugis caboose

[DarthWario]

Episode 13: Busted Rhymes

"I really got to give up smoking..."

[lilmisscrazy]

Yu-Gi-Oh the other abridged movie when yugi and gary are being chased by anime ving rahmes.

"I swear on the life of my pink shirt"

[ChaosVincent1]

Solomon Moto in the second Christmas special

He's just a whiny teenager with magical powers. He's Harry Potter, that's who he is.

[lilmisscrazy]

@chaosvincent
its actually that boy from duelist kingdom who had his starchips stolen and was assulted by kemo from the ep "Everybody hates Mako".

the pharoah in "The worst of both worlds"

"The samurai pizza cats?"

[DarthWario]

Episode 28
Yamis claim of the most feared anime organisation.

"I'm going to die of pneumonia, hooray!"

[lilmisscrazy]

grandpa episode 21 massively multiplayer online children's cardgame

"K thanks"

[ChaosVincent1]

Kaiba when he was leaving the company in Mokuba's incapable hands. That was at least one time it was said, but I only need to find once.

Step right up and I will reveal your future. IN AMERICA!!!

[AkatsukiPein14]

I forgot the episode but it was when Bandit Keith stole Yugi's millenium puzzle because he was a giant idiot. In America.

"And now your going to be cut off by the opening credits."

[ChaosVincent1]

Ishizu said it to the security guard in Episode 24

Nyeh? What's that? I couldn't hear you. I was too busy being American.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Episode 18

"Screw the rules, I have green hair."

[havefun]

kaiba's trip/flashback

this looks like a job for limey man

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 23. Bakura made a surprise entrance.

Maybe if we had an invisible tank

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 18 "Turn Around Bright Eyes" when the guards were arguing about wether they should've used the 'visible guns' or the 'invisible guns because they're magical and oooooo.'

"Oh my gosh! Another giant rock!"

[havefun]

Episode 24, when kaiba sees a second giant rock

[ChaosVincent1]

I'm like a chameleon. An AMERICAN chameleon!

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 16 "Fanservice" when Bandit Kieth stalks Yugi and his friends.

o/Corn on my mouth
Moe's soup machine
Naruto can't hang
Though they're keen
Key, yeah! Yoo-hoo.
You may want to look away
Call at the coot: "my camera's on Rita"
Diary, I've developed an itchy knee
Buy a weak old eggnog, Oh no!
Yami and I mosh in Torino
She threw away my super glue!
Quieter!
Send Kirby down
(Coochie!)
Guess Arnol knew never to kiss a Sue
Criminal, sends off to SEGA
"You owe me Tailand!"
There anymore of that celery?
Caught a hic-up
Walking down Art Carney Avenue
Packin heat
She's got a Wii
Tornoquet, Frylock's high again!o/

[lilmisscrazy]

The other abridged movie opening

"And now for something completely different"

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 31 "Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole" intro.

"Charmander, Char!"

[Rydonmower]

Ep 28. Mokuba is going through Japanese puberty and believes that he's a Pokemon.

"...reflection. Is there something you're not telling me?"

[lilmisscrazy]

yugi in the worst of both worlds ep 32

"Buggeration"

[ChaosVincent1]

Bakura when he was getting mauled in episode 20

Because that's what people do when they're grieving. They go to Egypt.

[havefun]

pegasus's flashback

it's like a black hole, you'll get sucked into it

[Jaadowgg]

Actualy, ChaosVincent, it's episode 30 "Sore" when Bakura got hit by the Dark Energy Disk.

Episode 15 "Card Wars" when T?a's about to duel Mai.

"Didn't this already happen in episode 10?"

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 27, when Steve was just stalling for time

You haven't dueled for a whole episode. You gotta get back in the game, man!

[Jaadowgg]

Actually, it was episode 30 "Sore" when Yami's legs were clamped by the leg clamps in the dueling area Steve Arcana was in.

Episode 32 "The Worst of Both Worlds" where Tristan is trying to pep-talk Joey back into dueling.

"Super Special Awesome Plot Twist!"

[lilmisscrazy]

Yugi in episode 23 yami of darkness when he duels bandit keith

"For Ra's sake"

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 18 "Turn Around Bright Eyes" when Yami finds out Pegasus set up the Duelist Kingdom Tournament to steal the Millennium Puzzle.

"Did you see that? I just tore that guy's f**king arm clean off!"

[lilliejean]

The Movie where they are being attacked by mummies- Tristan says it.

"Touch me again Tristan, and you'll be going home in a body bag"

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 10 "Both of You, Duel Like You Want To Win" when Tristan exclaims he likes their spin-off show.

"I'm just here to look pretty."

[lilmisscrazy]

Tea the other abridged movie

"Luegy gun"

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 31 "Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole" where Weevil sprays the fanboy.

"Holy Ra! Real Monsters!"

[lilmisscrazy]

yami episode one

"Settle down..."

[TPishek]

"Settle down, buttmunch"
Yami, Episode 4 "Lord of the Cards" after he beats Weevil in a duel.

"so I'm just going to walk briskly"

[Jaadowgg]

Episode 13 "Busted Rhymes" when Kaiba's going to Pegasus' castle.

"If you want to win this match you're going to have to take a page out of my book and Screw the Rules!"

[lilmisscrazy]

seto kaiba worst of both worlds

"I'll just have to kill them all"

[lilliejean]

Episode 27 when Tristan finds out Tea and Yugi know about his obvious crush.

"And for that matter, how did I get here?"

[lilmisscrazy]

kaiba in ep 7 cliffhanger

"I guess I wet my pants for nothing"

[LOLyugi]

Episode 12, when Yugi finds out that the rolling rock was just a balloon with a speaker inside it.

Friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree? Damn it.

[lilmisscrazy]

Tea ep 25 dirty dueling

"I'm going to spice up your life"

[Jaadowgg]

Pegasus in episode 11 "... In America" when he senses "Kaia-boy".

"I'm Canadian!"

[lilmisscrazy]

bandit keith ep 23 yami of darkness

"In the future cardgames will...."

[Jaadowgg]

Tristan in episode 27 "She Blinded me With Card Games" when he showed up on a motorbike.

"Prepare to be very disappointed."

[ChaosVincent1]

Yami was about to shout all sorts of spoilers randomly in episode 30.

But my hair's all blond and poofy

[lilmisscrazy]

joey episode 3 my cards will go on

"Ocarina of time"

[Jaadowgg]

@ ChaosVincent: Actually, it was When bakura showed up in Serenity's comment special.

Joey in Episode 21 "Massivley Multiplayer Online Children's Card Game" when they use it to resurrect the ancient flying machine.

"Of course I'm a f**king god, you imputent mortal! Do you think a regular human being could pull off this hair cut? Not to mention the whole 'plunging the world into eternal chaos' thing. Yes, I'm a f**king god! So start treating me like one! Bow down all of you! Worship my haircut. Your god commands it!"

[lilmisscrazy]

Yami Bakura in Bakura gets a job at youtube.com

"Oh. Shadi, I'm exited."

[YoshiYoko]

Yuugi in Cr*psule Monsters Episode #1, after Tea told him who was going to show up.

"I'm actually going to do something for once."

[lilmisscrazy]

Tristan episode 6 "Everybody hates Mako"

"Search you feelings, you know it...."

[Jaadowgg]

Kemo at the end of episode 15 "Card Wars"

lilmisscrazy, why do you never put down the full quote?

"That's a puzzler."

[lilmisscrazy]

lilmisscrazy, why do you never put down the full quote?

Two reasons why I don't put down a full quote:
1. I can't be bothered
2. It makes it harder

and I do put full quotes, if you look through this thread you can see

[Jaadowgg]

Alrighty-then. Care to make a guess at my last quote, then?

[Jaadowgg]

Actually, Akatsuki, it was "Seto Kaiba Adresses Youtube.com"

And that one is episode 10 "Both Of You, Duel Like You Want To Win" when Joey complains about the spin-off show "Yu-Gi-Oh! DMX".

"Fine. I'll go kill the President. That will make you love me."

[ChaosVincent1]

... Zorc said it to his mother in Zorc and Pals

HELP! This building is haunted!!! By French People!!!

[Jaadowgg]

Actually, Tristan said it to Serenity in "Serenity Strugggles with Youtube.com" after she told him to go away.

Bandit Kieth in episode 23 "Yami of Darkness" when Joey and Tristan opened the door to the burning building.

"Go back to Russia!"

[ChaosVincent1]

Was that even involved with the series at all? It would have to be some comment special... I'm guessing Kaiba would have said it to one of the people commenting. Either that or it was some background line.

"I'm just talking about Yugi"

[lilmisscrazy]

Joey Episode 10 'Both of you duel like you want it'

"I no longer have a reason to live"

[ChaosVincent1]

That was right after losing to kaiba when he went all emo in episode 14.

To the Kaiba Cave!

[lilmisscrazy]

kaiba episode 7 'cliffhanger'

"..........Something begining with gay clown"

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 30

Screw my sister. I have Money.

[Jaadowgg]

Joey, episode 19 when he gets the prize money.

Also, my last one was a kid in Yugi's class when Bakura was transfered in episode 11 "... In America". This is the scene and not my quote:

Teacher: Kids, this is our new student, Bakura. Not oly is he new here, he's also British so feel free to bully him like crazy.
Bakura: Hello, everyone. It's bloody nice to meet you.
Kid 1: What's wrong with his voice?
Kid 2: Is he a girl?
Kid 3: Go back to Russia!
Kid 4: I wanna go home.

Now here is my quote:

"I want a teddy bear!"

There's an easy one for ya.

[ChaosVincent1]

When Joey took his sister to the beach.

Also, it still qualified as a random background line.

Why, yes, I am a f***ing god!

[Jaadowgg]

@ChaosVincent: That one was so easy! It was Zorc in Marik's Ecil Council #2! I can't believe it. Also, I already quoted what you're quoting.

Yami Bakura responding to a comment in "Bakura Gets A Job At Youtube.com"

"Super Special Awesome Ultra Special Sexy Transformation Sequence go!"

There. That one is super special awesome easy.

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 10, after they met Panic

I think that blond chick is actually a guy.

[Jaadowgg]

Actually, it was episode 4 when they meet up with Weevil.

I believe that one is Rex and Weevil watch AMVs.

"Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again."

Now this one I'm sure you'll get.

[ChaosVincent1]

the movie... Kaiba said it.

That's it, Moto, You're f***ing dead!

[Jaadowgg]

Kaiba in episode 14 "When Yami Met Sally" after Yami did his impression of Kaiba.

"That's impossible! Only Grown-ups are allowed to play Chldren's Card Games."

[lilmisscrazy]

Joey episode 20 rebexorcist

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 20, when Joey didn't believe that Rebecca could be a good duelist.

She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you.

[Jaadowgg]

Yami in episode 24 "Dirty Dueling" when he told Johnny Steps about his date with Tea.

"What in the name of Liberace is happening?"

[redpheonix]

Episode...19 , its from the oh so fabulous Pegasus, when he and Yami are dueling and he is foiled at seeing the card Yami had because of FRIENDSHIP or something

"Now that she's out of the way, I can concentrate on finding gay people! Come on, little gaydar, work your magic."

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 23 when Tea was done talking to Bakura

For the last time, I'm not a witch!

[PokemonLuver0226]

Duke TRYING to tell tristan that he's not a witch

"Bullying is just wrong, Destroying peoples brains with magical powers is a ok"

[Clank4Prez]

Episode 10. When Yugi kills the pyromaniac.

"This is the best internet parody series ever!"

[ChaosVincent1]

Naruto the abridged comedy spoof show

Why is every monster in that guy's deck a f**king ninja.

[lilmisscrazy]

episode 38 magnum farce

"Pay backs a bitch"

[wazza2k9]

episode 16-fanservice. just before the opening credits where yugi is tormenting joey.


"but if you lose then you have to be my slave"

[lilmisscrazy]

Episode 22 - Shine on, you crazy devlin when joey challenges Duke to a duel

"Well rock me amadeus"

[lilmisscrazy]

Doesn't any one know. I thought it would have been easy.

[wazza2k9]

hint?

[Seraphim]

Episode 26, right after Kaiba's big announcement to Domino City.

"I look damn good in a Tutu."

[kudos]

Episode 14: Yami Meets Sally, when yami rescues tea from the dance studio. :D

"Time for a trip to the recycle bin, phantom. And then once you’re in the recycle bin, I’m going to right click on it and select empty recycle bin, because otherwise you would just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I’m going to kill you."

[lilmisscrazy]

seto kaiba in Massively Multiplayer after Mokuba actually saves him

[kudos]

since lilmisscrazy didn't post a quote to find, I will.... here 'tis:
Yami: Yeah, well at least I’m not adopted.

Kaiba: What did you just say?!?!?!

Yami: sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don’t you run home and cry to mommy? Oh that’s right, you don’t have one.

Kaiba: yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child…

Yami: Hey everybody look at me! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like brock from pokemon! Screw the rules, I love nurse joy!

[ChaosVincent1]

episode 14

The f**k is with your hair, your hair, your hair, your hair, I like you, your hair, your boobs, your hair, your personality, and- OH! A rare pokemon! The shiny Mokuba! I've got a master ball with your name on it.

[M.P.]

Episode 40

'Screw my sister I have money'

[WeirdSmells]

Episode 27: She Blinded Me With Card Games?


"Well there's the obligatory Death Note reference"

[kudos]

episode 42 (i never thought we'd sink that low lol)

"It’s not fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win."

[musigal]

episode 5 when the gang meets mai on the island right after she beat a guy wearing yellow and black stripes.

"blahblahcardgamesblah. blahblahblahattackmodeblah. blahblahblah?!?! blaaah."

[ChaosVincent1]

episode 18

Idiot! Next time you sneak up on someone. Try being a little more quiet.

[Koneko-Chan-Nya]

When Kemo sneaks up on kaiba. (Attention duelists, my hair is BEING ASSAULTED!)

"Tea, it's Japan, of course it will."

[Serial Ulyssicider]

When Kemo sneaks up on kaiba. (Attention duelists, my hair is BEING ASSAULTED!)

"Tea, it's Japan, of course it will."

Outside the museum at the end of the date episode, and in response to Tea asking if they have DDR, forgotten the name and the number sooo...fuck them.

"I thought they were cosplayers...really good cosplayers."
"No such thing, I'm afraid."

...Just because I use this sooooo much out of context! :3

[Angela_Mort]

Is from Yami when he have a duel with Yami-Bakura in tene episode Episode 40 - Final Deathstination...


"Shut the hell up you stupid limey"

[ChaosVincent1]

episode 13 when everyone was rhymey

Yugi, I should have never let you watch Twilight.

[wazza2k9]

have forgoten the number, but the one where he duels the guy with piercings all over his body. it was yami saying it to yugi right at the start of the episode.

"hey, what gives? i liked my old voice!"

[ChaosVincent1]

Tristan, after being revived in episode 9

What's that? I couldn't hear you. I was too busy being American!

[Angela_Mort]

This quote is from Joey when he have a duel with Bandith Keith, I dont remember the epi.

"For the love of the crap!" (Two characters say this quote)

[TerribleMasterUrd]

Marik said it to.. uhh.. I think Odion lol and tea said it to yugi in the abridged movie^^

...
""Mommy and Daddy are talking"

[musigal]

episode 13. Kaiba and Pegasus are talking outside of Mokuba's cell when he interrupts them. Kaiba responds with, "mommy and daddy are talking"

Not if I can help it, you albino cream-puff!

[kudos]

Episode 9: El Juegos de Tarjeta

Look pal, just because I inhabit the body of a teenage boy doesn’t mean I’m a…

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 2, when Pegasus said it to Yami.

What's up, whore biscut?

[musigal]

episode 43 when Melvin greets Mai for their duel.

It should take us exactly one episode to reach our destination.

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 35, before they start the flashbacks

She doesn't have those things.

[ChaosVincent1]

i didn't think it was that difficult to guess. It was episode 44, after Mokuba suggested kicking ishizu in the nads.

This outfit is the perfecct camouflage. I'm like a chameleon... an American chameleon.

[wazza2k9]

episode 19:fanservice, where bandit keith is stalking yugi and friends.

"i love you, you love me, we're a happy familyyyyyyy."

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Tristen, Episode 2, After joey loses to Yugi

"And can you possibly get me something to eat. Maybe some french fried potato's"

[Skoringo]

Epsiode 18: Turn Around Bright Eyes. It was when Tea, Joey, and Tristian was comunicating with Yugi past the shadow relm when Yugi was dueling Pegasus.
K here's mine. O and for future referance just wondering can I also use quotes from other Littlekuriboh Yu-Gi-Oh! movies I.E. Yami plushie movies, mariks evil council and others? Anyway heres my quote (starting out easy too):
"That's my Zorc!"

[Tsurugikage]

Episode 9 In the little joke of the first "Zork and pals" show


"Tell my fan girls I love them" I am looking only for the first time it was used.

[kammie]

Episode 12, after Bakura got ran over by the balloon with the speaker in it.

I get bigger sometimes, too. My mom says it's perfectly natural for a boy my age.

[Skoringo]

It was in the flashback of episode 4 when TeA REFERANCE Kemo (the hair guy) getting bigger and Tristian refrencing him getting bigger because his mother tells him its natural.

"COuld I get a hug?"

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 42... or pretty much any other time Melvin is on screen.

Hear that, Florence? That's the sound of the fourth wall... collapsing!

[Skoringo]

Episode 46. Melvin to Bakura after he defetes him with Mega Ultra Chicken.

Hooray I love practical jokes!

[TheOcean]

also episode 46: during the sweet life of zorc and cody.

You're some kind of moron you know that?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Episode 6: Everyones hates Mako
Yami says that to Bakura after a bunch of flashbacks telling about how Pegasus took over Kaibas company

With these weapons at my disposal, Yugi will be powerless to defeat me... also I have a god card

[FirePixie109]

Episode 26: Mo' Money Mo' Card games. Kaiba showing off his patented duel disk and his sexy new outfit to defeat the main character.

"That must be where all the special candy is!"

[Skoringo]

Crapsul Monsters episode 2. Tristian and Tea look in a cave when Trisitan thinks where the special candy is hiding.

THis Pornography is relly quite good..... DR. OCTOGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[LordZorc]

End bit of episode 27.

Because if Gary doesn't watch I'm going to kick the ever-loving crap out of him! Isn't that right Gary?

[Skoringo]

YuGiOh The Other Abridged Movie. Joey making Gary Stu watch Kaiba's duel

I am the jugernaut bitch leeroy jenkins

[LordZorc]

A new abridged series video, when Luffy pops out of the barrel.

It's a good thing I'm a cartoon!

[Skoringo]

Episode 6, after Mokuba falls out of Pegasus castle when he tries to escape.

Normal? Have you seen this guy? He's got peircings all over his body. You'd have to be pretty *EFFED* up like this guy.

[LordZorc]

Episode 32, when Marik is talking about strings.

You tell him, honey!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Episode 46: Melvin'ed

Marik says that after Bakura replys to Melvin who called Marik his boyfriend

Screw the rules I have green hair!

[kudos]

Episode 11: ... In America

Kaiba, of course, in a flashback

"Well, you’re really small. Look at you down there, you’re like Smally Mcsmall. That’s your name."

[Skoringo]

Episode 23. Yami's response to Yugi calling him a slut while he (Yami) was checking himself in the mirior.

"Your sisters the hottest thing I've ever seen. I am going to sleep with her."

[FirePixie109]

Episode 25, when joey and tristan are cleaning the floor.

Hooray for cyber terrorism!

[Skoringo]

Episode 7. Kaiba giving himsef props on hacking into Yami's duel.

Hey what are you doin? Askin for helps illegal... IN AMERICA!!!

[gandora12g]

episode 11 when kaiba tells the story to the group.
I am the cybernetice ghost of christmas past from the future.

[Skoringo]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Christmas Special #1. When the famous Aqau Teen character cybernetice ghost of christmas past from the future makes his apperance to Kaiba.

Jeez man. Put some *EFF*ing pants on. What do you think Bob?

[LordZorc]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Christmas Special #1. When the famous Aqau Teen character cybernetice ghost of christmas past from the future makes his apperance to Kaiba.

Jeez man. Put some *EFF*ing pants on. What do you think Bob?

First of all, the previous quote was from episode 44, during Kaiba's duel with Ishizu, not the christmas special.
Your quote is from Marik's evil council of doom #1, when Marik is disgusted to find out the dragon head on Zorc's crotch is his Willie.

That's what she said!... Or he! I could go either way really...

[Skoringo]

First of all, the previous quote was from episode 44, during Kaiba's duel with Ishizu, not the christmas special.
Your quote is from Marik's evil council of doom #1, when Marik is disgusted to find out the dragon head on Zorc's crotch is his Willie.

That's what she said!... Or he! I could go either way really...

My bad.....

What Would Yugi Do? One of the sexual jokes made by Yami.

Look everyone. Its Auska!
Hello, Shinji.
Hey Ausuka. I'm a gay emo kid.
And I'm a slut. I want your d**k.
Look there's Rey.
Hello, Shinji.
Ausuka and I were just talking about how I'm a gay emo kid and she's a slut.
Thats funny. Im a gay emo slut.
Ok you win.
(FYI: This is on the YGOTAS webiste and youtube and was made by LK. Also its not animated entirly.)

[Draconia Dominus]

Dan Green Presents Abridged 101 - when 'Dan Green' demonstrates voice editing

"So, you were the source of the gay signal I've been tracking."

[musigal]

when bakura and marik meet for the first time in that alley in episode 33

"wow, joey, you believed in the heart of the cards and it came through for you!"
"actually, it was more like dumb luck."
"same thing, really."

[Skoringo]

Episode 8. The Plot Thinens. The aftermath of Joey's duel with rex.

K time out. Is there actually anyone who actually believes for one second that this guys a ghost?

[gandora12g]

episode 7 when yami ask if anyone believes the gay clown then tristan says i do

Thousands of years ago before Joss Whedon, you lived in ancient Egypt, and you were dating this really hot chick

[Skoringo]

Episode 44. The Cybernetic Ghos of Christmas Past From the future flashing back to Kaiba's past.

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a moment just sit down James. I'd like to tell you how I became the undisputed king of card games.

[FirePixie109]

Episode 30: Sore, the intro "The Phresh Pharaoh of Bel-air"

Don'tcha wish your card games were fun like mine?

[Skoringo]

Episode 23, the intro song by Yami.

Your sisters the sexiest thing I have ever seen. I'm going to sleep with her.
Do it and I'll kill you with my bare hands.
Your just jellious.

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 25, while Joey and Tristan were cleaning the hallway

Actually, that's the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.

[Taniki-Otaku]

Episode 38 Magnum Farce

A rhetorical w*nker!

[Skoringo]

Episode 46: Melvin'd. Marik's response to Bakura being retorical in him saying that in season 1 he sounded like a wanker \.
BTW, Taniki-Otaku, you cant just say the episode. You gotta say when it was.

Now for the quote:
Ohoho. It is funny because wang means penis.

[gandora12g]

episode 28 "Whos that mokemon" when generic steve watches you my wang G that episode was funny. QUOTE TIME

And now, Dr Scuzzbucket, you're going to experience first-hand what one of my famous hugs feels like. Open wide, binky-boy! Ahahahahaha!

[Skoringo]

Episode . Melvin attacking Hank Ishtar (Mariks dad) with the possesed Marik Ishtar and the melenium rod.

It's time to get your motherfuckin' game on, bitches!

[ChaosVincent1]

this was for the abridged trailer for the 2010 yugioh movie.

This is not Pokemon and I am not riding a Charizard.

[brooklyn furry]

Cr*psule monsters episode 2

ARGG! MY FINGER!

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 26

These aren't the breasts I'm looking for.

[FirePixie109]

Episode 15, when mai is convincing the hair guy to let the others in

Its just a statue you ignorant child

[Skoringo]

Episode 27: She Blinded Me With Card Games. The fake fauther's response to the little boy who thought the blue eyes statue outside of that duel monsters arena was real.

OOO is it about how Kevin Spacy is Kaiser Sozay because I so totaly called that one.

(Dunno if I spelt that right)

[Draconia Dominus]

Deleted scene - Bakura's true Feelings (ep46): When Bakura tells Marik there's something he should know.

"Stop groping my Yugi-Muffin!"

[LordZorc]

Episode 15, when Tea is telling Bakura to get his off Yugi.

"The only consolation is you're not from 5D's"

[Seraphim]

From the new video, Yugi Vs. Jaden, where Yugi defeats Jaden in a rap battle.

"Yugioh's: they're Yugi-licious!"

[Turtlicious]

episode 7 first part yami says it

"Mako's a freaky fish guy"

[jfrindler28]

Episode 6 Everybody Hates Mako when Mako throw a harpoon at Yugi

"I'm wet in more ways than one."

[Skoringo]

Episode 21: Massively Multiplayer Online Children's Card Game. Mokuba arriving after he escapes from Kaiba Corp in the rain.

A kid showed up just the other day
I don't know how but it was kinda cool.
And there was stuff to do and so I got real busy,
And then he grew up and he was all pissed off.
He was bitter for some reason, and as he grew,
He said "I don't want to be like you, Dad,
And I sure don't want to live underground."

And the cat's in the cradle and the Millennium Rod
My favorite Superman quote is "Kneel before Zod"
When you coming home, son? I don't know when,
You probably should have told me when you're coming home,
I mean it's not like I have my own wristwatch.

[BeforeBirthday]

Marik's dad's song from episode 42: so long and thanks for all the card games.

"I'm like a chameleon. An American chameleon."

[FirePixie109]

Episode 16, fanservice, when bandit keith is stalking everyone in the halls.

"Your soul is lame!"

[LordZorc]

Episode 46: Melvin'd, when Yugi learns that Yami doesn't have a Wii in his soul.

"I'm the goddamn Kaiba-man!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Episode 35: A Tale of Two Tournies
When Yami and Kaiba are having flash-backs

My hair give's me the power to defy gravity

[LordZorc]

Episode 6: Everybody Hates Mako, When Kemo uses his gravity defying hair to counter Tristan's voice.

"Please, who hasn't had dream sex with Kaiba?"

[FirePixie109]

Episode 15: Duel of Fates, When joey accuses yugi of having dream sex with kaiba and Skankity Slut slut mai interjects

"Tea, its japan, of course they will."

[LordZorc]

Episode 25: Dirty Dueling, at the end when Yami responds to Tea's question about whether or not they will have DDR in the muesem.

"I wonder how that milkshake is-There isn't a Mokuba mobile!"

[Gamemaster300]

i know both yugi and kaiba said that, were they in the same episode? eh...to lazy

[LordZorc]

i know both yugi and kaiba said that, were they in the same episode? eh...to lazy

Only one of them said the first part (and it was different episodes).

[Gamemaster300]

episode 44 ishizu explains it all, kaiba is in the middle of saying fuck when his deck is destroyed mokuba sais “mokuba mobile away”

“you have guts i like that in a victome”

[Skoringo]

Episode 43: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mai. Melvin durring his duel with Mai.

I am surounded by idiots
ZOG ZOG

[LordZorc]

End of Marik's Evil Council of Doom, when Dartz starts to get fed up with his evil motorcycle riding henchmen's stupidity.

"...COMB YOUR HAIR!"

[Gamemaster300]

thats a good one, i actually have to look for it

[Skoringo]

End of Marik's Evil Council of Doom, when Dartz starts to get fed up with his evil motorcycle riding henchmen's stupidity.

"...COMB YOUR HAIR!"

I GOT IT!!! Bakura Plugs Masterthecreater. Marik's response to Bakura's suposed defense on the count of he promotes independent artists.

This is the dawning of the age of aquarius. Age of aquarius
Raza fraza gaza AH! Johnny! I'm glad I found you.
I'm not.
Shut up and listen. You and me we go way back! Remeber that time we made Power Rangers The Movie?
Not realy.
Well I only had a small part. I was one of Ivan Ooze's henchmen. THe Pink Ranger kicked my butt. But thats beside the point.

[Gamemaster300]

ummmm.....

[Skoringo]

ummmm.....

Hint. Try youtube.

[LordZorc]

Hint. Try youtube.

Could you give us a better hint?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

... thats way to hard -_-

[Skoringo]

Could you give us a better hint?
... thats way to hard -_-
It's one of the Dan Green plushie videos.... On CardGamesFTW channel on youtube.

[ChaosVincent1]

It's the one where he's trying to recruit viewers for the Abridge War

[Skoringo]

It's the one where he's trying to recruit viewers for the Abridge War

I'll except it. The name of the vid is YamiPWND.
K next quote

[Gamemaster300]

anyone or chaos???

[Skoringo]

Kinda hoping for chaos... Lemme coment him and if no response then I guese any one can

[Gamemaster300]

i call it, givin the circomstances

[Skoringo]

Jusrt commented and now we wait

[ChaosVincent1]

Attention Duelists! My hair is now in internet phenomenon!

[Skoringo]

Episode 35: The flashback to episode 3

Oh its the rare shiney Mokuba

[ichiyama22]

Episode 40: Deathstination

"Oh, please! Who hasn't had dream sex with Kaiba?"

[Skoringo]

Episode 15. Mai's response to Joey calling Yugi a slut under flase pretenses of him having dream sex with Kaiba.

"I fluffed a pillow. Its f**king full proof!"

[ichiyama22]

Episode 45; Odion is making it look like Marik is in bed while Marik is really on the surface with Ishizu

"You win this round, Xenu."

[Skoringo]

Episode 38. Jean Claude Magnum's getting rejected by Mai.

" SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ULTRA SPECIAL SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENSE GO! I'm back baby."

[Taniki-Otaku]

Episode 4. Yugi, Tristan, Tea and Joey Follow Weevil into a 'trap'

"OHH, the pain! And yet strangley arousing..."

[Skoringo]

Crapsule Monstes 2. Yami in pain when Joey wonder's how Yugi is doing.

Hey Téa, remember the time we became friends?

No, but I do remember the 4Kids version. Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurger King,
where all our meat is freshly slaughtered! Oh shoot, it's those dorks from school! They'll drive away our customers with all their talk of card games. I've got to do something!

Hey Yug, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? A Royale with Cheese! It's all because of the metric system.

I wonder what they call the Super Special Awesome Burger?

Kiss my grits, you geeks!

Holy cow, I think I'm in love!

[gandora12g]

episode 14 when yugi and tea talk about how they met.

I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!

[ChaosVincent1]

Episode 4

My fwiends, there is only one way to defeat that douchebag. WE WILL DO HIM!

[Skoringo]

Marik's Evil Councle of Doom 3. Datrz's plan to defeat Marik.

I got bored came to visit. Say do you have Nintendo in here?

[LordZorc]

Episode 46: Melvin'd, when Yugi goes to Yami's soul room.

For the love of Ra, just play the damn card already!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Episode 14: When Yami met Sally, Kaiba starts bragging about the Blue-eyes Ultimate Dragon and Yami gets pissed

"Oh no, half the cards in my deck are lame internet references "

[FirePixie109]

Episode 29: the not so super roba bros, joey when espa roba plays ginzo

Good luck with that shuckle-mutts.

[ChaosVincent1]

Sounds like something Weevil would say. I would say episode 31.

Describe what Marik Ishtar looks like.

[Skoringo]

Episode 36: The Man Who Would Be Marik. Tristian intergating the Steves.

"Damnit. Now I'm never gonna score. Being a minor character sucks."

[ChaosVincent1]

Rex, after being defeated by Espa Roba. Episode 29.

HEY ISHIZU WHAT'S THAT THING OVER THERE? LOUDLY DO I WONDER WHAT IT IS!

[Skoringo]

Episode 44. Young Marik loudly wondering what that thing in the pyramid is even though Ishizu tells him to be quiet.

Touch me again Tristian and your goin home in a body bag

[LordZorc]

Episode 10. Tristan touched Joey and said he liked Yugioh DMX.

"I have three friends, kill them instead!"

[Skoringo]

Episode 9. Joey not wanting to be killed by the reaper of cards before geting resurected.

Stop being so British

[Angel27]

Episode 13: Busted Rhymes. Triatan says it to Bakura while watching Yugi and Joey duel the paradox brothers.

"I love the smell of card games in the morning."

[Skoringo]

Episode 14: When Yami Meet Sally. Joey's first line at the begining of the show.

Wait a minute did you just-
Yes. I summond all my blue eyes in one turn. Shut up!
I was just asking.

[Angel27]

Yugioh: The Other Abridged Movie. Yami duels kaiba instead of Gary

"I just realised what the G stands for in Yugioh GX...Don't watch it!"

[Gamemaster300]

off the top of my head, episode 44......i think, before the opening credit thing

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

U should make sure before you post -_- and then post a quote urself

[FirePixie109]

AAAnnnyyywaaaayss... new quote?

"is this binary or something?" *hint: old video before LK's first youtube banning*

[Gamemaster300]

yea........i'll do that in the future. lets hmmm....

"With my catipolt turtle i can launch my dragon champion twords your castle shattering it's flotation ring, thereby causing it to collaps on top of your monsters."

I suck at spelling.........sory

[LordZorc]

yea........i'll do that in the future. lets hmmm....

"With my catipolt turtle i can launch my dragon champion twords your castle shattering it's flotation ring, thereby causing it to collaps on top of your monsters."

I suck at spelling.........sory
Episode 10: Yami's way of defeating Panic.

"Oh my! Do you suppose these are the gay people?"

[Gamemaster300]

episode 13 busted rhymes, the group finds the paradox brothers

i spy with my little eye something starting with i, guess what? its your eye

[LordZorc]

Episode 35: A Tale of Two Tournies; During a flashback with Yami Bakura and Pegasus.

"I thought he was dead..."

[Angel27]

Yugioh:The Abridged Movie. Tea says it when Pegasus apears in a helicopter.

"Oh you did not just say that, get back here no one dis's my catchphrase"

[Skoringo]

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Movie. Tea thinking Pegasus was dead.

Stone the flaming crows, the dingos ate my baby! Wotcher!

[Angel27]

Mariks Evil Council of Doom

"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding"

[gameboy92]

Episode 22 - Shine On, You Crazy Devlin grandpaw says it while being random

"punctuality, my achilles heel."

(i cant spell sorry)

[Skoringo]

Episode 22: Shine on You Crazy Devlin. The cafeteria or teacher ladys Pink Floyd reference.

Oh my god! A giant rock!

[Angel27]

Episode 24: Egyptian Exhibition Expo 2007. Kaiba says it when he sees the syone tablet in the museum

"Yugioh the Abridged Series, according to Wikipedia we don't exist"

[LordZorc]

Episode 24, when Kaiba finds a giant rock.

"Shut up charmander... I mean Mokuba!"

[Skoringo]

Episode 30. Opener

BITCH I'LL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT!!!

[gameboy92]

Episode 28 - Who's That Mokemon Kaiba

"punctuality, my achilles heel."

[Skoringo]

Episode 28 - Who's That Mokemon Kaiba

"punctuality, my achilles heel."

Yeah wrong episode! It was actually Episode 4.

Episode 43. Melvins weekness

Wheres the new episode? Wheres the new episode? Wheres the new episode? Update!

[LordZorc]

Yeah wrong episode! It was actually Episode 4.

Episode 43. Melvins weekness

Wheres the new episode? Wheres the new episode? Wheres the new episode? Update!

He was responding to mine...

[Draconia Dominus]

Cr@psule Monsters Episode 2: when the 'Eagle' drops Joey near 'LittleKuriboh's overly demanding fanbase'

"What's the matter kid? You've never seen that Kill You Family show before?"

[D.M.Girl]

episode 45 when marik watches T.v for the first time


"Good night, everyone! I hope my evil alter-ego doesn't wake up in the middle of the night and molest any of you, because that tends to happen a lot!"

[FirePixie109]

Episode 16 when bakura is going to sleep

so to pass the the time they started killing each other with magical powers.

[Draconia Dominus]

The Abridged Movie: when the narrator introduces Yu-Gi-Oh

No, it was only Jaden

[FirePixie109]

Jaden vs. Yugi (or yugi vs jaden, w/e) - when usei runs over jaden... thinking it was Kuriboh. lol.

L-oreal. because i'm worth it.

[Draconia Dominus]

(2 instances)
1. Episode 3: My Cards Will Go On. Joey asks how Yugi created his hairdo
2. Episode 33: Harpoonshipping. Marik comments on Bakura's hair. Bakura says the above line.

"Yes. I, Marik Ishtar, am a knobhead!"

[LordZorc]

Episode 39, Odion is pretending to be Marik.

"Stop yelling at me!"
"What?! This is my normal speaking voice!"

[Angel27]

Episode 35-A Tale Of Two Tournies. Joey says it to Espa Roba during a flashback

"oooooo what a feeling when you're falling through the ceiling"

[Shiny]

Episode 34 - Dork Side Of The Moon. One of the Mooninite Steves sings it before a battle on top of a glass roof.

"Die milkshake, die! That's right milkshake, you have been defeated. Now you go to milkshake prison!"

[Angel27]

Episode 25 - Dirty Dueling. Yami says it right at the end of the episode

"Duel Disk System...trademark"

[FluffyFTW]

Episode 26 when Kaiba advertises his 'Duel Disk System' on the big screen.

-

"I can't believe it's not butter."

[gandora12g]

episode 38 when everyone says i can't believe blah blah blah

"I'm the god-damn kaiba man"

[jerakats]

Episode 35, they were having the flashback episode in order to annoy the viewers

"Joey dont get angry, or you will turn into the hulk."