The real never ending story

[Fat1Fared]

I am not sure if this is better in random or games, so feel free to move it

Anyway was talking to someone on here yesterday about never ending story and it gave me idea of a silly game, basically we all make a story together and see how long it can last.

Rules are:

-Can only use up to 3 lines
-have to wait at lest one post, before posting again
-have to follow on from person above
-Can only kill and/or introduce 1 new character per post
-Can be as silly or serious as you like

OK lets start=

Once there was a clone named Jim
Before Jim was given a personality, evil animal rights people destroyed his lab
They then set him free into wild.....

OK have fun

[Jaadowgg]

Without a personality, Jim felt alone.
One day, he went deep intothe forest to find food.
There, he met Jay, who was hunting food for himself.

[GsLucky]

However all of a sudden the food that he hunted made him sick
He hurled and hurled all day, trying to find out what made it so
This made Jim worry about the stuff he had been eating lately

[FanMan]

He also began to worry for Jay but when he looked,
He discovered Jay lying on the floor with his eyes open.
Jim walked up to Jay to check on him

[Jaadowgg]

Jim was releaved to find Jay was still alive, just unconcious from vomiting.
Jim tryed to wake Jay up by shaking him violently.
After much shaking, Jay finally woke up.

[mystra]

But much to Jim's chagrin something in the food had made Jay forget who he was.
Jim proceeded to tell Jay that they were in fact lovers.
When Jim tolde Jay he proceeded to vomit again and pass out.

[FanMan]

Later Jay awoke again in a bed with satin covers,
He looks around to find a man standing in the corner hidden.
In the meantime, Jim awakes in the woods with a cut on his face

[Fat1Fared]

(This what you get when give people freedom of choice, a gay. clone and a confused wood cutter lol)

The man walked over to Jay, "I am GOD," jay just laughed "Really, I believed you were bigger"
GOD, was furious, because even with all his power, he was a dwarf "How Dare You"
"For Your foolishness, you now cannot LIE HaHa... Oh and go save your gay W-cutter Lover please"

[JesusRocks]

The man then turned around to face Fat1Fared and said with a solemn voice,
"There is already a very similar Three-Word Story thread that has not yet died, I'm sorry."
Fat1Fared protested profusely as his thread was unfortunately LOCK'D, thus ending the story.

[JesusRocks]

Then the man turned back to Fat1Fared after a while and said,
"Ah... I appear to have jumped the gun on this one, there appears to be absolutely no interest in the other thread at all. I'll go lock that one, and reinstate this one." UNLOCK'D

[FanMan]

(Ok then, thanks)

Jim feeling happy forgot about Jay missing while back in the cabin,
Jay realized that the bed he was in was actually inside a cage for zoo animals
Confused, he looks towards the corner only to find the man disappear into dust

[Jaadowgg]

Even more confused about the man,
Jay got up from the bed and looked around some more.
He was surprised to see a girl in the cage with him.

[FanMan]

He asked her what her name was and in a soft, cute voice, she responded Sally
She said that she was separated from her family when she was young
And hopes to find them one day. Moved by this story Jay promised...

[Jaadowgg]

He would help her break out of the cage and find her family.
He asked her who was in charge of the rows of caged humans.
She said that it was the Gureillas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerilla_warfare) that have betrayed mankind.

[Fat1Fared]

"Those B$%$%%$s" Jay shouted, "My lady I shell save you from these vile creatures"
Mean while back in the Cabin/woods (not really sure) Jim was even more lost/lonely than ever
He wanted the world to love him so he decided to make a plan...this took time, as he had no personality

[GsLucky]

Since he had no personality, he did the most wicked plan to find love
He arranged his hair and dived in a pool of glue then rolled on a mountain of glitter
He became a glittery guy and changed his name to Edward. The girls came to him like flies for a cake

[Fat1Fared]

(No not Twilight, please my story, my beautiful story, someone save it)

[GsLucky]

(It's just to bash the basterd D<
I hate the series too... I shall save it then 8D )

And so it was so many fans that he started to burn
just because god decided to punish him for doing such blasphemy
The fans where so attached to him, they burned to death as well...

(and so... this is what will happen in the end... *holycowspoilersforreallife!!!!1*)

[FanMan]

But luckily, all of the glitter and hairstyle got burned off but so did the forest
So Edward became Jim again and sighed with relif while the forest burned,
Then out of nowhere, a man with a hockey mask attacked Jim with a pogo stick

[GsLucky]

Jim used a random stick that had interestingly survived to push him down
He later grabbed the pogo stick and escaped using it
That was until he was on the road and saw some lights at distance...

[FanMan]

He stood there frozen when it was a circus train that passed right next to him
On that same train was Jay with the girl but Jim didn't know Jay was on the train
but Jim followed the train on his pogo stick cause he likes the circus

[Jaadowgg]

On the train, Jay and Sally had managed to escape from the cage.
Jim was following the train right beside a door.
The door then opened and Jay and Sally fell on Jim and all three went rolling down the side of a cliff.

[FanMan]

The train started to speed up and went through a portal into another dimension
As the three were falling, Jay realized that the man who disappeared was his father
They landed into a lake of freezing cold water but Jay was determined to save his father

[Fat1Fared]

Realising that his father was infact the hight challenged god, he become more inpowered than ever
He shouted "By the power of Gray Skull, I shell rule this world for you father, oh I change my name to..
....BOB (in order to stop people getting me confused with Jim)

[GsLucky]

And so, he was named Jim Bob the great!
He fenced his fancy sword against evil and saved dozen of lives
... which included cute kitties that turned out to be catgirls...

[Fat1Fared]

Now with his army of catgirl things, the world would be Bob's, "I will rule this world" he shouted
Jim looked at him and said "yes with world under your control, you can easily save your dad
"What Dad???" Sally just slapped him, Jim was charmed by her strength, just did not what charm was

[Jaadowgg]

As Bob was lying on the ground, unconcious from Sally's slapping,
Jim said, "Don't we need to have Bob awake for him to take over the world?"
Sally, then proceeded to slap Bob until he woke up.

[GsLucky]

Although he bleed due the slapping, he stood up triumphant
He took one random stick that turned into a magical rod
which allowed him to do most of his biddings...

[Jaadowgg]

One of his biddings was to bring the Guerillas back so Sally could slap them.
Unfortunately, since the Guerillas were in a different dimension, it did not work.
After this, Jim decided to give up, which confused both Sally and Bob.

[FanMan]

Bob said "don't give up, if we go to the other dimension where my dad is,
You can summon your guerillas" and Jim was happy. So the three set off finding
A way to travel to the other dimension so they decided to find the witch

[Fat1Fared]

However, like all stories this one has a villain, The Witch, formerly known as Bella!!!
Bella looked in her EVIL Ball and saw our hero's coming. She had a plan for them before they even got to door
Jim was first to go and knock on the her door as he did................

[Jaadowgg]

Bella tried to turn him into a sad and lonely man who would want to jump off a bridge.
However, since Jim had no personality, it didn't work.
Sally was the next one to knock on the door.

[Fat1Fared]

He was faced with Holyshadow, but stad him ten times, and went in
The witch was furious, 2 had got in her house
Finally there was bob could he do it, he knocked and......

[GsLucky]

The door exploded! And with it, the witch as well
Bob, since he was a hero, just sneezed: didn't do much
Confused, he shrugged and left the place.

[Fat1Fared]

With Witch dead, they needed new plan, so they went to Dr Mancherason
The Evil and Mad scientist had made a machine which could open a door to next world,
however it had a dark side effect, which is why he let them in so gleefully.......

[FanMan]

When the three arrived to the other dimension, they became their worst nightmares
Jim had a trench coat and sunglasses and he could slow down time, Bob turned into a dark,
shadowy figure with claws and red glowing lines, and Sally became an accountant

[Jaadowgg]

Because this was the other dimension and it wa so messed up, Sally the accountant was treated as a goddess.
Bob, the shadowy figure was given every dark area there was to rule over as a king.
Jim, the one who could slow down time was given nothing by the people of the other dimension.

[GsLucky]

But soon, the three would be bored, as one was a goddess, another a king and another do stuff
So instead, they created a world in which they used people to RP
It was better than dungeons and dragons for sure!

[Jaadowgg]

The RPing was fun but it soon became boring.
So Jim, Bob, and Sally decided to look for the Guerillas who had kidnapped Bob's father, "God".
They searched for three days and one night, the other two nights they had fallen asleep while searching.

[FanMan]

When they awoke, they were chained up and being carried off to a tower
Located above the dimensional clouds. They saw the knights of life were carrying them
while riding horses. As they neared the river...

[Fat1Fared]

Jim jumped into life, using his magic stick he knocked out his guard and ran to save Sally
However sally's guard was cunning and used his his shield as boat to escape down river
Using the confusion Bob had got his weapon back and killed the other guards, however they needed sally

[Jaadowgg]

So, Jim and Bob took one of the other guards' shields and did the same thing as Sally's guard.
When they caught up to Sally's guard, Jim used a bow he found lying on the ground.
Now, instead of doing the logical thing and picking up the arrow, Jim just threw the bow at the guard...

[GsLucky]

And the guard ... EXPLODED!
Before Jim could laugh about what happened more guards appeared and surrounded them quickly
Sally fainted while Bob simply shrugged while rolling his eyes

[Jaadowgg]

Bob grabbed Sally and pulled her onto their shield.
He and Jim than paddled away from the guards that surrounded them.
Only to run into more guards in the direction they were paddling.

[FanMan]

Then out of nowhere, a group of flying duachunds came firing laser beams out of their noses scaring the guards away. They introduced themselves as the "Flying Acrobat Long Dogs" or FALD, then a bunch of battleships appeared and surrounded everybody.

[Jaadowgg]

Out of one of the battleships, came the alternate version of Bob, who was once known as Jay.
Jay, as this guy was called, was the chief commander of the 345th fleet of the World's Navy.
The leader of FLAD explained that they were a part of the Navy as well.

[Fat1Fared]

Lucky seeing as this was a river the ships were so small, Bob could just stand on them all
They fled the scene and ran to a grove outside the castle, they laughed, until Jim saw Sally had been caught
Sally woke to find herself in a dark dungeon.......

[GsLucky]

Where she found none other than Zelda
She told her to wait for Link that had gone to defeat Ganon
In the mean time, they played some card games

[Jaadowgg]

Link was on the top floor of the castle where Gannon was waiting for him.
Bob and Jim fell through the window and landed on Gannon.
Link was so relevead that he didn't have to fight Gannon, but take all the credit of defeating him.

[FanMan]

The three greeted each other when Ganon stood up and was ready to attack when
Mario and Waluigi comes flying through the walls after being attacked by Bowser. The five agree to take down Bowser who had become Giga Bowser.

[Jaadowgg]

After an epic fight that involved swords, fireballs, darkness and other fun things,
Giga Bowser was defeated and Gannon was, too.
The battle, however was not without casualties from the other side as the three non-main characters had died.

[FanMan]

Then Jim and Bob decided to start punching the ground at super fast speeds while screaming "Uda uda uda uda uda uda" also really fast, thinking that they were Dio. Once the ground cracked, they fell down one floor and ran into none other, Dio Brando.

[Jaadowgg]

Jim and Bob tell Dio that they're trying to find someone.
Dio then agrees to help them on a condition that he become a main character.
Jim and Bob both said "No way!" and decided to take some stairs that led downward.

[FanMan]

Angrily, Dio chases after them and demands that he becomes a regular by smashing the wall with a punch. They still say "No" so Dio then proceeds to stop time with his power and attacks both Jim and Bob with his vampiric powers until he becomes a regular.

[Jaadowgg]

Dio, now a main character, decided to smash the floor of the thirtieth floor of the castle and all three fell down onto the twenty-ninth floor.
Unknowingly, Dio smashed a little too hard and everybody kept on falling until the reached the ground floor.

[FanMan]

The three got up and Dio apologized, "Sorry, I don't know my own vampiric strenght." Jim and Bob forgave him and thought that he could be helpful, but then the army and navy appeared and surrounded the trio. Meanwhile, Sally talked with Zelda about...

[Jaadowgg]

How idiotic men are, as this was something they could both agree on.
"You and I have more in common than I thought," said Zelda.
Sally agreed and said it was time for her to go because she felt that Jim and Bob were in trouble and she had to save them.

[Fat1Fared]

(wait Zelda is a woman?????)

The gods were angered that several rules had been broken, and so they destroyed the human armies
Jim and Bob thanked them, well until the army of the gods appeared
It all seemed over for Dio, Jim and Bob who all cried like little girls, until......

[Jaadowgg]

Sally the accountant showed up.
Since the Gods were afraid of accountants, as they should be, they screamed like little girls and ran away back to their cloud or wherever they came from.

(Of course Zelda's a woman! Have you ever heard of a guy named Zelda? We were talking about Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda games Hence: Link and Gannon.)

[Fat1Fared]

I never played it, and my dad was named Zelda before he became Peggy

Sally, "come we must go, though the gods are easily scared, they will be back and in greater numbers
So they began to move out.
After several hours of running Dio stopped them, "is it just me or is something wrong here"!!!

[Jaadowgg]

No offence but: your dad is weird. I have a great Aunt named Peggy.

Indeed something was wrong, for they had been going around in a gaint circle.
Then Zelda appeared as Shiek and told them to follow.
They did follow Shiek who led them outside into the land of Hyrul..ia. Stupid copyright.

[Fat1Fared]

dad bit was joke, he is and always was called Dave, cannot get more manly than that, still no one knows how ended up with son like me

Zelda-Shiek, stoped them, if going to ask why I have become sheik, don't as I am just as confused as you
Anyway we must go carefully, the gullia camp is near here
Bob jumped up "You mean we can save my dad?" They all answered "What dad?"




Jinzo is so Pissed right now,

[Jaadowgg]

Bob said "the short hairy man named God."
They all reamrked "Oooooooooooooooh."
And they all walked into the guerilla's camp unnoticed.

Why is Jinzo pissed? We haven't used any internet memes or cliched references.

[GsLucky]

((screw Jinzo XD I have rules!. . . wait, lemme try that again < <))

The guerrillas where too busy anyways, killing themselves on Medal of Honor
Which had nothing to do with them ... but had cool guns and seemed almost real
Bob, Sally and Jim where about to successfully exit the camp when Dio sneezed, making. . .

[Jaadowgg]

The guerillas turn around and spot all six of them.
This concludes CD#1.
To continue reading, insert CD #2.

[GsLucky]

Damm it! Already?! NOOOOO!!!
*looks for CD #2*
Tch.... I lost it... damm, I'll have to torrent it again @ W@;

[Jaadowgg]

I've got it.
*inserts CD #2*
The guerillas turn around and spot all six of them.

[FanMan]

They grabbed their guns and chased after them... them... them... them...
Darn, cd is skipping *hits cd player* there we go
The six ran through a jungle and jumped on a double decker bus while being chased

[GsLucky]

The double decker bus carried Will o' Conner fighting an Egyptian Mummy... but that wasn't important, was it?
The six continue running, trying to avoid the guerrilla but Sally got a cramp
Sheik told the other 5 to GTFO, as he (or she) would use his (or her?) magical powers to stop them

((the he/she is since 'he' can turn into Zelda, thus a 'she'. Super Transvestite power go! *B + down*))

[Jaadowgg]

Shiek used the magical powers to slow the guerillas down while Jim carried Sally and ran with the others.
After they had gone a fair distance, God said he was proud of Bob.
But he had a confession: Bob was not actually his son!

[GsLucky]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... oh, what, yeah, I knew that...
But Bob didn't... so he started to yell at heavens his disgrace
Jim simply shrugged and continued to carry Sally

[Jaadowgg]

It was a little while later that Bob asked God the question.
"God," Bob said, "Can you adopt me?"
This didn't shock anybody in the least.

[GsLucky]

And 'God' ceased to exist
Bob was so unhappy that he wasn't adopted, and sat in a lone corner
Meanwhile, Sally and Jim wondered how the hell would a corner appear in the middle of nowhere...

[Jaadowgg]

Dio also wondered that, but thought nothing of it.
Then Link showed up and he didn't look too happy.
"Hey, remember me? You kind of just left me back at the castle." He said.

[Alaron]

"uh..... no... i dont think so" Dio said.
that was before an evil thing popped up saying "DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BRRRAAAWWWWGGG" and a lazer hit jim.
Doctor octagonapus was around

[GsLucky]

And so, it was a sign that god was still around
Jim started to get burnt due the lazor while Sally told him to roll over
Link simply looked at the scene and wondered why he got meshed with that crazy party...

[Jaadowgg]

Bob found some new strength and together with Link defeated Dr. Octagonapus.
Link demanded that he be a main character as well.
He threatend them the he would hunt them down and hurt them badly if he wasn't.

[Alaron]

Doctor octagonapus was beaten down, but not defeated.
He looked up and said "imma chargen ma lazer, don hurt meh"
And she rubbed his bruises.

[Jaadowgg]

"Well, if you dont want us to hurt you, don't hurt our friend." Bob said.
Jim got up and was covered in burns.
Sally splashed some water on him to cool off the burns.

[GsLucky]

((Now I can say Jinzo is getting aware of this < < ))

But Octagonapus was just in his quest to shoot lazors
Luckly, Link had pulled out his mirror shield and his ocarina
with this, he planned to deflect the lazors while summoning rain with the 'song of the storms' to heal Jim more

[Jaadowgg]

This plan worked for all but one second when one of the deflected lazers hit Jim.
However, Link just kept up with the defense and Jim kept getting hit.
Dio planned on sneaking up behind Dr. Octagonapus and covering his eyes.

[FanMan]

Just then, Dio remembered that Dr. Octagonapus was wearing sunglasses and it was the middle of the night. So how was this happening, but the mirror shield broke and killed Link. Sally screamed when Link appeared and said that he clicked continue.

[GsLucky]

"I want to have extra lives too" said Jim, who was basically scorched due the lazors
Meanwhile, Dio realized that Octagonapus' sunglasses also worked as thermal visors...
So he just had to cool things down and... even though he wasn't god's son. .. he still kept his powers. . .

[Fat1Fared]

So The Great and Mighty, (<sigh>) Bob, call apond the wind of heaven, with this Dr Oct was blind
Jim, who was now finding a whole range of feeling, felt anger for first time With a great roar he charged,
He punched Dr Oct, till there was nothing of his face left, but Dr Oct had final message, "If you think I am a great Emery, wait till he comes......"

In Next episode the coming of the greatest Emery of them all, Jinzo himself!!!!!!

[Jaadowgg]

Ten years ago, Jinzo was a man of political power, and a brilliant scientist.
But one day, one of his experiments went wrong and now he has to hide his face with a mask.
The experiment melted his face and skull but it also gave him psychic powers.

[GsLucky]

Not only that: his mask allowed him to see thru any obscure internet references and memes
Such was his power and his disgrace and his thoughts about the accident that he vowed to destroy them all
And so, the man became the Psycho Shocker, killer of Memes

((why psycho shocker: in Japanese it's called 'Android Psycho Shocker. Mainly 'Jinzō ningen － Saiko shokkā' . . . in other words, Jinzo is a short name . _.; ))

[Jaadowgg]

Jim and the rest of the gang were relaxing by a river after the defeat of Dr. Octagonapus.
Link said "Nothing bad is going to happen today, right guys?"
Before they could all agree, Jinzo appeared out of the water.

[FanMan]

At first everybody was scared but it was just a copy Jinzo. He said that the real Jinzo will
appear if they don't kill Link in the next three post and rip off Shiek's clothes.
Everybody started screaming and running like babies.

[Jaadowgg]

The clone Jinzo said he was only joking.
This calmed everybody down. But only for a second.
Because the clone Jinzo said they just had to kill every copyrighted character in one fanfic.

[GsLucky]

"Which fanfic are you talking about?" said Sally
Link however, readied his sword and shield: if he was going away, he would fight
Meanwhile, Bob, Dio and Jim plotted something

[Jaadowgg]

"He said one fanfic right?" Said Bob.
"Yeah." Said the other two.
"Well, we just have to pick a fanfic that has completely original characters in it." Said Bob.

[FanMan]

Then Dio started to panic because he was confused, "What do you mean by fanfic, and which one?!" Then Jim slapped him and said "Calm down, somebody in the group will explain... they will, will they?" Then Dio and Jim both stare at the audience.

[GsLucky]

Meanwhile I was in class minding my own business
When I saw Jim and Dio and simply shrugged
"Don't ask me... as Jaadowgg there *points to him"

[Jaadowgg]

"Who, me?" I asked.
"Uhh... Okay, a fanfic is a story created by a fan of a certain series. Most of them have copyrighted characters and... Here. Just do this one. *hands them a fanfic*"

[Fat1Fared]

Link charged with a brave heart, BANG Jinzo Clone, had basted him and all that was left were his feet
Tire of this plotting he basted Jaa as punishment. jaa was only weakened, as he used the power of Evil council
But then jinzo said you have 3 posts to kill all copyrights breaks

[FanMan]

"I will not admit defeat." screamed Dio as he ran towards Jinzo and smashed his head with his bare fist and sent him flying. Everybody was reliefed when a beam shot out and destroyed Dio's arm, he was losing blood while Jinzo had part of his head bashed in and an arm missing.

[GsLucky]

Meanwhile, Da Mangaka weeped for Link's death: she was just about to finish to draw him D":
However, back on the field, Jim and Sally started plotting a plan to save Dio and defeat the clone Jinzo
. . . would there be anybody that could save them?

[Fat1Fared]

Then Darkacrher came in on his great Black steed, Holyshadow.
Pulling out his great sword, Underling, and shield Kroze, he shouted "Begone Foul Creature"
Seeing the most powerful of all the internet cliche's ready to attack him, Jinzo Clone ran, but said

[Jaadowgg]

"You have sealed your fates! Soon the Real Jinzo will appear and destroy all of you!"
And with that, the clone Jinzo vanished.
Everybody cheered that they had won the victory over the clone Jino.

[FanMan]

While in the background, a dark figure was watching from the shadows and said, "These guys sure are strong, maybe one day I will be able to face them." then he walks away into the forest, meanwhile a large beam shot from the sky. Everybody looked up to see a man with wings and a pitch fork.

[Jaadowgg]

"Are you an Angel?" Sally asked.
"No, Sally, it's an alien." Dio said.
The man in the skay said, "You're both wrong. I'm-

[Fat1Fared]

"the demon peasant, and I want your ruling class blood, up communist ideals" he shouted
They all laughed, apart from Dio and dark. Dio said "oh nooooo, not the demon peasant he is.."
Dark continued "Jinzo's first general. He is all the disgruntled souls of communist supporters, thats lot of hate

[Jaadowgg]

The demon peasant was as strong as dark said for he turned the river below him into nothing but sludge.
Bob said, "Didn't that sludge used to be water?"
Everybody screamed and started to run around in circles except for Dark who-

[FanMan]

Took out a sward shaped like Holy Shadow and jumped as high as he could and hit the demon peasant while the Holy Shadow sword said "Ow" with a monotone voice
and straigt face. The demon peasant laughed and said, "A toy like that can't hurt me"

[Jaadowgg]

Just then, a ray of light appeared from the sky and landed on the ground right infront of some bushes.
Conviently, Team FourStar were just walking through the bushes when the light hit the ground.
"Where'd this light come from?" Asked MasakoX.

[ChaosVincent1]

From the beam of light emerged Shenron, who glared at Team FourStar and said in a deep voice, "Speak your wish so that I may grant it." Takahata101 couldn't help shouting in Nappa's voice, "I Wish for Bulma's panties. Isn't that right, Vegeta?." Lanipator shouted in his Vegeta voice, "Nappa!"

[Jaadowgg]

Before Shenron could grant Taka's wish, Bob said in a really loud voice that could be heard over Taka's,
"I wish for the demonpeasant to be gone!"
"You're wish is granted." Said Shenron.

[Fat1Fared]

However they had all forgot the Dragons weakness, it could never destroy anyone because it sucked
Demon-Peasant Laughed haha, your hope cannot defeat my despair haha, He attacked destroying T4S
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DBZ abridged was 2n best one you bastard, shouted dark, now he was piss

[Jaadowgg]

And so, Dark used what strength he had left to summon the one thing that could possibly defeat the demon peasant.
Everybody was in awe at the colours of lights that came from the ground.
When out of the ground came the one, the only, LittleKuriboh!

[GsLucky]

HO SHI! - Da Mangaka said - my popcorn is burning @ W@;
Meanwhile, LittleKuriboh used his Dan Green powers to white out the demon peasant
Or so we thought it was LK... because in reality... it was indeed Dan Green who had done so. . .

[ChaosVincent1]

And with a bold shout of "MIND CRUSH" the scenery shattered and everyone was standing in some crazy alternate universe with a giant pencil. Kroze tried to swing a baseball bat at some randomly flying baseballs, which suddenly turned into steel shot puts.

[Jaadowgg]

Dan Green said to our heros, "Be wary, for Jinzo himself shall soon appear."
And then, in a poof of smoke, he was gone, as was Dark.
Dio suddenly clued in and said "Jinzo will appear and we won't have anything to stop him with!"

[ChaosVincent1]

The Pencil drew weapons for everyone.
Dark got a powerful steel sword, while Kroze's was made of plastic.
Dio was given a spiked gauntlet.

[Fat1Fared]

(Dark is gone, bugger shouted Jim to remind Chaos)
Dio's gauntlet, Da Pen, Jagg's Club, Jims twin daggers, Bobs sword, Sallys book of money, Zadla's Bow
Together we are the Copywrite force!!!!!! They shouted together

[Jaadowgg]

When Jinzo appeard, he was holding a white flag.
Everybody fell to the ground because it was so unexpected.
"Are you serious!?" Dio shouted at Jinzo.

[Fat1Fared]

NO, Bang and Dio was gone,
"There is another coypright defeated hahahahahahahah Now die SNAKE"
they all fled with Jinzo hot on their trail

[GsLucky]

Meanwhile, Da Mangaka wondered where had her trusty pencil gone to. . .
Jinzo was closing by our heroes the more they advanced, making them wonder how the **** he could run/dash so fast
That gave Jim an idea. . .

[Jaadowgg]

He whispered something to Bob who then whispered it to Sally.
The three of them split up hoping to confuse Jinzo.
Unfortunately, Jinzo recognised their planand used his powers to split into three chasing after them.

[GsLucky]

"Well F*ck... that went good. . . " Bob said to Jim while they where now chased by 3 Jinzos
Jim knew they where quite fried unless something came up to his mind...
And it did... something so crazy and stupid, but yet brilliant that would save them once and for all. . .

[Jaadowgg]

But then he immediately lost that idea and said, "We surrender!"
Needless to say, it didn't work.
And so Bob, Jim and Sally continued running with three Jinzos after them.

[FanMan]

All three Jinzos fired their lazers when Kroze jumped in to save the heroes, unfortunately, it killed him. After seeing this, Jim got so angry he started to develop angry feelings and turned into Super Sayain 3, where he proceeded to kick Jinzo's ass.

[Jaadowgg]

Bob and Sally were both amazed at Jim for two reasons.
The first reason being that Jim had developed feelings.
The second that he had turned Super Saiyan without beign an actual Saiyan.

[FanMan]

Although, Jim only developed anger, he wasn't sure what the other feelings were but he just proceeded to beat the crap out of the three Jinzo's so much they combined together again and ran off crying to their mother and saying, "You haven't seen the last of me. I will be back."

[Fat1Fared]

However jinzo, had one last trick up his shirt (well 2) first he used his power to stop jims SS=power
then he got an army of winged monkeys to case our heros
In their bid to get away, they didn't see the big pit-hole=Bugger=in they went too....

[Jaadowgg]

They tried climbing out of the hole, but it was no use.
Then Bob had an idea and said "Why don't we dig ourselves out ofthe hole?"
And so, they dug deeper and deeper until they could no longer see the sky.

[GsLucky]

Finally, they arrived to... Japan!
Yes... Japan, not China...
Bob, Jim and crew where surprised, but thought themselves safe until. . .

[FanMan]

Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Chuck Norris WTF. They were prepaired to fight when Bob realized he, Jim, Holy, Sally, and Shiek were the only ones left alive. But Sally noticed Jackie, Bruce, Jet and Chuck were under Jinzo's spell. They knew they needed help especially to fight Chuck Norris...

[GsLucky]

So Jim prepared his fingers and Whistled as loud as he could
A large vehicle came up racing by the streets, bashing Jackie, Bruce and Jet in an instant
After it stopped, out from the Vehicle came none other ... than Cap. Douglas (muttaf*cking) Falcon

[FanMan]

He fixed his gloves, stared at Chuck Norris and said "Come." Chuck Norris angry that there could be somebody who is as good as him attacked Captain Falcon. It was going to be a fight for the ages, Falcon said "go and find Jinzo. I got this covered" so the others left before the falcon punch would be unleashed.

[ChaosVincent1]

Chuck suddenly turned around and roundhouse kicked Jinzo. As he stepped on Jinzo's corpse, he said, "That's for thinking you can control me." The battle was over, or so it seemed. In space, Spaceball 1 was approaching the planet. And inside was an evil force.

[Jaadowgg]

"BLAST!" Said a petite man wearing a black helmet.
"Our plan to use Jinzo to take control of the most feared martial artists has failed!"
"Um, Dark Helmet, Sir, that wasn't our plan at all."

[Fat1Fared]

It was mine, Shout Chuck Norris "HAHAHAHAHHA," and then before them stood Jinzo
"I am so evil, I made it seem I was dead, but real that was another clone from body of Real Chuck
"Now release my most evil servant apond them!!!!!!"............

[Jaadowgg]

"Umm... Jinzo, your most evil servant decided that he was too evil to serve you."
Said Jinzo least evil servant.
"Sh*t. Well, then, unleash my second most evil servant!"

[ChaosVincent1]

A few blasts rained down across the area. and one vaporized Jinzo where he stood.
"Keep Firing, Assholes"
"Sir, we have a visual of the area."

[Jaadowgg]

Jinzo's formerly most evil servant happened to be heading that way when the shots came down.
He located the source and shot a highly concentrated beam of energy in that direction.
It hit Dark Helmet's ship and the ship blew up.

[Fat1Fared]

"YOU FOOLS, I COME FROM THE FRASIER SCHOOL OF EVIL, I CANNOT DIE" shout jinzo,
Then jinzo's former most evil servant the <Censored creature> killed him by sucking him out of existence
Now, it is time for my rain of terror, this FanFick world MUST BE DESTROYED screamed <Censor>

[ChaosVincent1]

Dark Helmet got up and looked at the heroes.
"Glad I was wearing my helmet. Oh, right, and we're here to steal your air supply"
"Sir, we're severely outnumbered."

[Jaadowgg]

"So what? A few little humans don't scare..."
He looked and saw that there were more than a few little humans but in fact a lot of little humans.
"You can not win Dark Helmet" Said <Censored>.

[FanMan]

As everybody looked back <Censored> was killed out of now by a mysterious force. Then Dark Helmet said, "Blast, we should have used the swhartz." Everybody was
scared as Bob said, "Was that Alma from F.E.A.R. but I don't see her. I'm scarred Jim.

[Jaadowgg]

But it was not Alma that came out of the alleyway.
It was a fangirl.
Everybody, except Sally, Dark Helmet, and the crew of SpaceBall 1 yelled and ran away, dragging Sally by the collar of her accountant jacket.

[FanMan]

Out of nowhere, everybody was transported to the reverse Japan world, where guys are girls, girls are guys. Dogs can talk, and nobody wears clothes unless they take a bath. This also affected the group and made them embarresed except for Jim of course.

[Jaadowgg]

The fanboy, previously the fangirl, started to glomp everything in sight.
As everybody was running from the fanboy, they were again transported to another world.
Except this world changed them back to their original genders, except for the fanboy who was too busy glomping a cat.

[FanMan]

Everybody was relieved when a bunch of fanboys and girls were running towards the group and wanted to glomp and grope everything in sight. So they used the Spaceballs army to distract them while everybody else got away. Except for Dark Helmet who fell cause he couldn't see from the helmet.

[Jaadowgg]

The army of fangirls and fanboys started to glomp the Spaceballs army and Dark Helmet.
Dark Helmet's second in command stopped for a brief second.
When Dark Helmet said "Go on with out me." His second in command said "Ok." And ran off.

[FanMan]

Then Dark Helmet yelled "I didn't mean that literally, come back and help me." Luckily Dark Helmet had a chance to get up and run when a fangirl grabbed him and procceeded to grope him instead. And Dark Helmet yelled "Why is this girl gropping me?!" and the girl responded, "I'm a guy."

Lol, brings back memories of the movie.

[Fat1Fared]

As everybody looked back <Censored> was killed out of now by a mysterious force. Then Dark Helmet said, "Blast, we should have used the swhartz." Everybody was
scared as Bob said, "Was that Alma from F.E.A.R. but I don't see her. I'm scarred Jim.

Fan sorry to be git but you cannot kill a character, aspically mean bad guy, without reason or plot, bring him back

PS can we please turn this back into a story, rather stupid spam/abridge of average film

PSS chuck is dead, so needs reviving if want him back

[FanMan]

Alright fine. but you know you could have changed what happens afterwards.

As Dark Helmet screamed, in the distance the group continued running when a small light was radiating from the ground.when <censored> "Hah I am back I can't ever be killed by such a worthless reason." When out of nowhere Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon tried to punch <censored>

[Jaadowgg]

<Censored> dodged their punches and kicked them both in the gut.
However, what <Censored> didn't realise was that a fangirl had jumped on him and glomped him.
Everybody else was just running for their lives.

[FanMan]

<censored> got the fangirl off of him until two fangirls jumped him and glomped him. So <censored> just blasted them with a ray of energy that he emitted from his body. He then gave chase to the heroes. Shiek said that she would sacrifice herself through sexual intimidation and modeling.

[GsLucky]

That simple remark made Jim and Bob stay in their places so they could observe such maneuver
Sally grunted and pulled them by the ear just like Misty from Pokemon
Sheik started to dance to prepare herself for her 'counter'

[Jaadowgg]

When <Censored> saw what Shiek was doing, he was curious, so he stopped.
Shiek then grabbed a random paper fan and hit <Censored> with it.
As Shiek was preparing to run away, a couple of fanboys glomped her.

[Fat1Fared]

And that was the end of that, Shiek was glomped alive (until dead.)<censor> for first time in his existence, felt fear, these FanPoeple where almost as evil as him. So He use his ultimate attack to spend a wave anti-existence at them, everyone ran, but not everyone was quick enough.........

[Jaadowgg]

Dark Helmet and the crew of Spaceball1 were swallowed up by the wave.
Bob used his dark powers to set up a barrier so the wave would pass them by.
As <Censored> unleashed his attack, most of his body went with it.

[FanMan]

Everybody was relieved believing <Censored> killed himself unleashing his attack, but he appeared right behind them from the wave he unleashed, and stabbed Bob in the shoulder. Bob started to lose blood as Sally screamed. Jim realized it was up to him to stop <Censored>.

[ChaosVincent1]

<Censored> was only able to get past the barrier because his power was also darkness.
<Censored> turned and said, "Give in to your desire for vengeance. Show me your darkest power."
Jim glared at <Censored> Then focused all of his strength into one attack.

[Jaadowgg]

<Censored> knew that Jim's attack would be dealdy, so he braced himself.
Jim, with all of his energy stored up unleashed his most devistating attack! It was-
This concludes CD #2. To coninue reading, insert CD #3.

[CELTIC]

<Censored> took a lot of damage but didn't give in. <Censored> then did his most powerful attack but Jim blocked it well. Bob was quickly loseing blood so Jim knew he didn't have much time to finish the fight and save his friend

[GsLucky]

And so our heroes... and so... our heroes... and so. . .
DAMM! Why nobody clean these disks D< Is it so hard to ask?
*pulls out Disk 3 from DVD/Laptop and tosses it at freesbie*

[Jaadowgg]

*catches disk and cleans it off*
It should work now.
And so, Jim and <Censored> were almost out of energy. Jim knew that the only thing he could do was-

[FanMan]

Attack by making a slap fight. And so <Censored> and Jim had a slap fight.They were neck in neck, faces being slapped with no winner in sight until. Another beam of light blasted from the ground and a man appeared from the ground. He revealed himself as Jinzo's brother. Dun Dun Dun

[ChaosVincent1]

Jinzo's brother was proven to be an underachiever when a hanging sign fell on his head and caused a fatal concussion. <Censored> and Jim were dumbfounded at the sight of the lifeless body of Jinzo's brother. After ten seconds, they resumed their slap fight.

[FanMan]

Jinzo's brother woke up from his concussion an hour later while <Censored> and Jim where still slap fighting, he got angry and ripped his skin off to reveal himself as Father, the nemisis of the Kids Next Door and threw a fireball at the two.

[ChaosVincent1]

Suddenly, a giant explosion came from beneath Father. He had stepped on a buried landmine. <Censored> and Jim resumed their slap fight without noticing a peculiar cardboard box that wasn't there before.

[GsLucky]

Meanwhile, out by there, a smexy looking chick with tight suit passed by
She ignored Jim and <Censored>'s bitch slap fight and focused on the cardboard box
"What could possibly be there" she rolled her eyes, lifting it up slowly, plasma gun on one hand

[ChaosVincent1]

!
The man under the box has been seen. He lept out.
His only words were, "Kept you waiting, huh?"

[FanMan]

The woman said "Don't make me kill you" And the man said "How about we go back to my place." and she said "In your dreams." Jim and <Censored> got angry and said, hey cameramen don't from our fight to them. The focus and story is on us. Then Jim punched <Censored> to get the cameramen interested again.

[ChaosVincent1]

Jim and <Censored> punched each other continuously. <Censored> fell to the ground and said, "Have you ever been in a Shonen Jump story before, because this is almost turning into one." Jim said, "I'd only believe that if we have magical powers to use."

[GsLucky]

And so, from a random place, magical pixie dust fell upon them
Thus, they now had magical powers to use!
Jim, noticing how this 'deux ex machina' work, said "if only we'd had hot babes. . .". However, it didn't work . . . and where still punching . . .with magic. . .

[ChaosVincent1]

Suddenly thousands of women came charging in from all directions.
Jim said, "Ladies, There's enough of me to go around."
Eventually Jim and <Censored> Realized that these weren't ordinary females.

[Jaadowgg]

They were fangirls!
Jim and <Censored> tried desperately to use their magic powers to get rid of the fangirls.
Then Bob, who had miraculously recovered from his injury, used his magical powers to blow all the fangirls away.

[GsLucky]

And the fangirls exploded, taking half of Japan with them.
Bob realized his mistake, but decided to forget it: Korea is better anyways...
Meanwhile, Jim and <Censored> STILL continue to beat the crap out of each other... now with wands!

[Jaadowgg]

Bob just decided to watch the two fight using their wands and their magic, thinking it was fun.
Sally had woken up after Bob had used his magic and decided she would watch as well.
Then Jim's wand and <Censored>'s wand got over powered so they decided to find some logs to beat the crap out of each other with.

[FanMan]

Unfortunately, the logs became worn out after Jim and <Censored> beat each other with it. Then Jim said, "Screw the log, I have bubblegum." so he begins to chew bubblegum when Duke Nukem and, suprisingly, Dio Brando who is alive again, appear and Duke asked for gum cause he was all out of gum.

[Jaadowgg]

Jim said he'd give some gum to Duke if he took over beating the crap out of <Censored> for a little while.
Duke agreed to that and Jim gave him some gum.
Jim hen sat down beside Bob and Sally and watched Duke and <Censored> beat the crap out of each other.

[FanMan]

Then <Censored>, knowing that he won't make it long decided to kick Duke Nukem in the balls but it had no effect but caused <Censored> horrible pain in his leg when Duke said, "I've got balls of steel." Then <Censored> said, "crap" and was horribly punched to death. Then Dio asked what happened and just spontaneously combusted.

[ChaosVincent1]

With the villains gone, the Heroes enjoyed a long break.
That was, until they saw Zemus standing around in some abandoned castle ruins.
Jim and Bob didn't know who this guy was, so they approached him.

[Jaadowgg]

"Hi," Jim said, "I'm Jim and this is Bob. What's your name?"
Zemus said nothing.
Bob and Jim looked at each other and Bob said, "What's your name, mister?"

[ChaosVincent1]

Zemus turned around and said, "Maybe you should fight some of my minions. The Lunarians will rule this planet."
Jim and Bob stood speechless as Zemus vanished. They ran off to see a hunched-over figure guarding a bridge over a canyon.
The figure turned out to be Scarmiglione, who summoned zombies to help him block the bridge.

[Jaadowgg]

Jim and Bob then used their magic to try and defeat the zombies and their summoner.
However, they were no match for them and they died.
They then respawned back at the bar where Sally and Duke were. Obviously, they were confused.

[ChaosVincent1]

Jim and bob described what they could see of the cloaked monster. Sally and Duke were more skilled with magic, so they all went to the bridge together this time. And hopefully they could get across the ravine without any trouble this time. However, Scarmiglione was waiting again.

[Jaadowgg]

Sally used her magic and destroyed a third of the zombies.
Duke also destroyed a third with his magic.
Bob just got the crap beat out of him by using his magic.

[ChaosVincent1]

Scarmiglione struck the ground and a rock flew into Jim's Face
Jim suddenly grabbed a sword and slashed scarmiglione for some strong damage.
"What just happened?"

[Jaadowgg]

"It would appear that you killed him." Duke said while still using his magic to kill the zombies.
"Oh. Of course. Because that's just how good I am!" Jim turned around to face the others and started to laugh.
The he heard laughing behind him.

[ChaosVincent1]

After they crossed the bridge, they got attacked from behind. And this time, they saw what Scarmiglione really looked like.
"My true power lies in death, those who see this face must die."
And so, they had to battle Scarmiglione... AGAIN

[Jaadowgg]

Bob said he had an idea and that they should huddle.
So, they huddled and Bob said "Why don't we combine our magic? He won't be able to stop us then."
And so, they broke the huddle and combined all of their magic at a concentrated spot on Scarmiglione.

[FanMan]

They focused their magin on Scarmiglione's weak spot, his chest apparently and it started to work but Scarmiglione was still alive. So Duke said, "Screw this" and took out a rocket launcher and blasted Scarmiglione but it only destroyed Scarmiglione's left side. Jim said dammit, even magic and rocket launchers don't work on this guy.

[Jaadowgg]

Then Sally had an idea.
She said, "Why don't you two combine your magic with Duke's rocket launcher?"
So, they Jim and Bob focused their magic and Duke launched his rocket.

[FanMan]

"It's super effective!" some random guy yelled out.
Unfortunately Scarmiglione was still alive when a man with spiky hair fell from the sky on purpose and sliched Scarmiglione right down the middle and killed him. He said, "I'm either your new ally or enemy. Choose one."

[GsLucky]

"How about none?" Bob said, and after finishing this, a bolt came down and charred the spiky haired man
Sally and Jim really didn't knew what to think... but at least they didn't have anybody else...
Meanwhile, in a far away galaxy...

[Jaadowgg]

"Sir, we've found the portal to Earth."
"Very good. Take us there. Finally, I will have my revenge on the one who defeated me."
This new threat has come for someone. But who? Meanwhile, back on Earth...

[FanMan]

Jim, Bob, and Sally looked around to see who else was still alive and a part of their team. Nobody apparently since they all died because of Jinzo expect for Duke who just joined. They carried on their adventure walking through the forest into a town when people started screaming about some type of portal.

[ChaosVincent1]

An old man told them that they had defeated one of the four elemental archfiends. Now they had to deal with Cagnazzo, Barbariccia, and Rubicante in that order.
Jim asked, "So, where is the next one?"

[GsLucky]

"I think I ate him..." replied Bob who seemed quite bloated
Meanwhile, in space, the menace was coming much quicker than one thought...
Sadly, our heroes didn't seem to bother.. or notice.... or both...

[ChaosVincent1]

A giant blue turtle monster suddenly shows up.
"Don't think I'm another Scarmiglione. I'm much stronger than him. You can call me Cagnazzo"
Jim and Bob looked at each other. "THAT'S Cagnazzo"

[FanMan]

Sally became hypnotized by seeing the giant blue turtle monster and felt hungry.
"I think I'll eat this turtle." Sally said as she got closer drooling with knives and forks, and the turtle got scared and she cased him around in the background while Bob and Jim were deep in thought. "What shall we do next?"

[ChaosVincent1]

Suddenly, the turtle monster summoned a tidal wave that sent Sally all the way back to Jim and Bob.
Sally said, "Someone could have warned me about that ability."
Bob said, "Water archfiend... we should expect some tidal waves."

[FanMan]

"Wait, here comes a tsunami!" shouted Sally.
"Everybody run!" shouted Bob.
While Jim just stood there waiting for something, maybe preparing an attack on the tsunami.

[Jaadowgg]

Just then, a space ship came and crashed into the giant turtle which made the tsunami disappear.
The door of the space ship opened and a man large in stature came out followed by a man that was a bit on the short side, much like Dark Helmet.
"Where is Jay?" The short man asked.

[FanMan]

"Why do you need to know?" said Jay. "Cause I need him now! So where is he?" asked the short man, to which Jay replied "Maybe that's him" and he pointed towards Jim. Then Jim asked Jay, "Wait a minute, where did you come from?" Then the man grabbed Jim thinking he was Jay and took him aboard their ship and left.