attack the person above you

[ChaosVincent1]

If you don't get how this game works... READ THE TITLE!!! JUST ATTACK WHOEVER POSTED BEFORE YOU!!!

Maybe I shouldn't have made this thread...

[LordMaddie]

How does this game work?

[DarthWario]

You should probably explain in the opening post.

Anyway, I strike with my army of ZOMBIE JESUSES!

[LordMaddie]

I dodge your zombie Jesuses and attack with this huge black dragon behind me!

[ChaosVincent1]

I will edit my first post to make anyone who doesn't get this game feel stupid.

*blasts Maddie with a kamehameha*

[LordMaddie]

I dodge your kamehameha (WTF is that anyway?) and I start MINDLESSLY BLABBERING ABOUT BAKURA!!

Worship his haircut! How does he gat his hair like that anyway? His AWESOME GODLY POWERS, I assume. Either that or concrete. But concrete would be too heavy.... I dunno, maybe Bakura has a super-strong neck.... Did you know someone's shipped him with SHADI!? It's called Invalidshipping, I do belive............

[Rydonmower]

I use a Super-Special-Awesome-Chocolatey-Fudge-Coated-Ultra-Rare-Mega Rocket Launcher to explode everyone here!

[Fat1Fared]

using the power of Parliament, I make your fudge rocket legal, grounding it, I then get an army of thugs to steal it and kill you with pens

[Rydonmower]

I steal Lord Maddie's dragon and use it to burn down Parliment with you inside!

[Fat1Fared]

that won't work for 4 reasons:

1=Maddie is my servant
2=Parliament is not one thing, but millions of different things, meaning no matter how powerful your dragon is, it won't be able to do that in one attack (PS at lest name the building)
3=I am not big enough to be in all different bits of parliament
4=It just sucks

Police arrest that dragon and as for you, well your mind is so small it falls in on itself

[FanMan]

I use a banana by first eating it and then toss the peel in your direction so that when you slip on it, you slide along the soapy water that was conviently under the banana peel and you hit the edge of bridge that appears out of nowhere and fall into an abyss.

[ChaosVincent1]

FINAL FLASH!!!
*blasts FanMan*

[FanMan]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!

[LordMaddie]

that won't work for 4 reasons:

1=Maddie is my servant

Police arrest that dragon and as for you, well your mind is so small it falls in on itself

I AM NOT YOUR SERVANT!! AND GIVE ME BACK MY DRAGON!!!

Or I shall use my FANGIRL SQUEAL ATTACK!!! (It shatters eardrums and windows)

[Rydonmower]

First, I stick a bike pump in my brain to inflate it to normal size again.
Then, I dig an underground tunnel to where the dragon is being held captive and release him!
Next, I use the power of stem cell research to clone him, and give him to Maddie.
We then fly all over the world, burninating everything in sight including the posters.

......
Then I lop of Maddie's dragon's head.

[LordMaddie]

*Very High Pitched Fangirl squeal*

Take THIS!

[ChaosVincent1]

I rupture Maddie's vocal cords, thereby, making her mute.

[Fat1Fared]

i call on an army of my best planes to shoot ryon and his thing down, once and for all

Then I gag and bind maddie (oh god how wrong did that sound)

Then I call on Kong Fung action jesus to fight Vine

[ChaosVincent1]

*calls Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Fared*

[Fat1Fared]

sorry won't work, I am all safe in a super hidden base, and what chance does Chuckials stand against my army of loyal guards, hidden traps, mines, bombs, ground placed guns, battle robots and a squad of the most evil and top warriors of this universe, (including likes of Vegata, Light, Soloman Goldensmite, Dr Doom, the joker, the bug and even David Milliband, if know who he is I will give you a cookie

[ChaosVincent1]

Is that all? Chuck Norris handle that easily. He can even beat a brick wall at tennis.

[FanMan]

Well try this Chuck Norris. About about Captain Falcon and his falcon punch.

[ChaosVincent1]

I blast FanMan with a 10x kamehameha

[FanMan]

I use a spirit bomb on Chaos.

[Fat1Fared]

I get Vegata to blow up whatever crappy DBZ planet your on

[FanMan]

While I use the special beam canon.

[ChaosVincent1]

I deflect vegeta's attack back at him and then use my dragon fist on Fared

[Fat1Fared]

Like I said you cannot get me, I use slaves to do my bidding why'll keeping myself save

PS chuck is sucks

[ChaosVincent1]

I power up to ssj4 and throw your slaves aside effortlessly.

[FanMan]

I attack you with a banana. Fear the power of Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

[ChaosVincent1]

I pour a lot of vodka down FanMan's throat.

I wonder what his hangover will be like

[FanMan]

Only if you make loud sounds will it hurt badly.

I take a pencil and jab Chaos with it giving him lead poisoning.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

I launch my nuclear arsenal at FanMans house! D'OH! Now I have no more nuclear weapons to hold the free world ransom...DAMN YOU!

[ChaosVincent1]

I trhow a molotov coctail at TFI

[LordMaddie]

Then I gag and bind maddie (oh god how wrong did that sound)



Oh so very wrong.

I shoot Ancheint Egyptian Lazer Beams at everyone!!

[ChaosVincent1]

I summon Bahamut ZERO to use Tera Flare on Maddie

[LordMaddie]

The Tera Flare (Whatever that is..) Freed me from my bonds and now I attack with....

RAYQAZZA!

[ChaosVincent1]

Time to get serious... Ultimate End!
*summons Knights of the Round*

[LordMaddie]

Rayqazza! Draco Meteor!!

Meanwhile, I shove some Belladonna down your throat!!

[ChaosVincent1]

Looks like FF7 summons won't do anymore...

*Grabs a sword and omnislashes Maddie*

[LordMaddie]

Ahahahaha!

MOAR BELLADONNA!

[ChaosVincent1]

I shatter the smash ball and strike maddie with...

GREAT!!! AETHER!!!!!!!!!

[LordMaddie]

*Jumps backwards and pulls out scythe*

Aha! Take this, ChaosVincent1!!! *Slashes with scythe*

Meanwhile, you are being poisoned by the Belladonna....

[ChaosVincent1]

I puke on Maddie

[LordMaddie]

Yuck!!

Oh well, you're still going to die.....

[ChaosVincent1]

*casts curaga on self*
now... *casts ultima on maddie*

[LordMaddie]

Casts what on me?

And the poison should shut down your nervous system in 3....2....1.....

[ChaosVincent1]

... Glad I cast curaga on myself
*casts firaga on Maddie*

[LordMaddie]

WHAT ARE YOU CASTING!?? WHAT DOES IT DO??

Anyways... I inflict my contagious insanity onto you!

[ChaosVincent1]

YAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ultima = best attacking spell
Firaga = high-level fire spell

Here's one you should understand
*pistol-whips Maddie*

[LordMaddie]

No. I don't understand that.........

*Punches ChasosVincent1 in the stomach*

[ChaosVincent1]

Fine... *shoots Maddie in the foot*

[LordMaddie]

*Kicks ChaosVincent1..... Where it hurts*

[ChaosVincent1]

*Shoots Maddie's other foot*
That's for the low blow

[LordMaddie]

*Jabs broken protractor in ChasVincent1's eye*

[ChaosVincent1]

*puts eyepatch on*
This thing makes me want to quote Roy Mustang
*uses a match and hairspray to burn maddie*

[LordMaddie]

*Pours petrol on ChaosVincent1's head and sets it alight*

Hmmm... Not so pretty.

[ChaosVincent1]

*sprays self with fire extinguisher, then hits Maddie with it*
You won't be doing that stuff when I'm furer

[LordMaddie]

Furer? What's that?

*Shoves cocktail sticks into ChaosVincent1's ears*

[ChaosVincent1]

You don't know much about FMA, do you?
THAT DAY!!! ALL FEMALE OFFICERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR
TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
*steps on maddie's foot doing the pose to go with it*

[LordMaddie]

FMA? What's that?

*Eletrocutes ChaosVincent1*

[ChaosVincent1]

*burns Maddie with a flamethrower*

Fullmetal Alchemist

[LordMaddie]

Ah. Nope, never heared of it.

*Throws flaming cheese at ChaosVincent1*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*Stands back and watches*

When one of you finally falls, I will mercilessly strike down the survivor, leaving just me.....and the clown of course.

[LordMaddie]

*Stabs ChaosVincent1 and The FreedomIllusion in the face with a knife*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Ohhhhh........so not cool.

*Impales LordMaddie with a stake*

[LordMaddie]

*Pushes TheFreedomIllusion into the sea, soaking his hair*

[ChaosVincent1]

*uses alchemy to trap maddie and TFI*

[LordMaddie]

I challenge you all to a children's card game!

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*sicks evil clown on LordMaddie and ChaosVincent*

[LordMaddie]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!! CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Summons dragon to maul the clown, TFI, and Chaosvincent1*

[ChaosVincent1]

*omnislashes evil clown and throws pieces at TFI*

[LordMaddie]

*dragon shoots black fire at chaosVincent1*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

NOOOO! MY EVIL CLOWN!!!

......you.....evil...person.

*cuts ChaosVincent's arm off and shoves it down his throat*

[ChaosVincent1]

*jumps to the side, making TFI's sword hit Maddie's dragon*

[LordMaddie]

*Dragon rips off ChaosVincent1's and TFI's heads and eats them, then sets the bodies on fire*

[ChaosVincent1]

*cuts Maddie in half with a destructo disk*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

HA! I'm the hydra!!! You cut off my head and I'll grow two more!!! BWHHAHAHA

*spits in LordMaddies face*

[LordMaddie]

*Wipes spit off face, and Dragon eats TFI's body and leaves the head(s)*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Damn it!

*cuts open dragon and crawls out*

[LordMaddie]

YOU........... NOT VERY NICE PERSON!!

*Chops TFI into very small peices, burns the peices, and scatters the ashes on the sea*

[ChaosVincent1]

*powers up to ssj and punches TFI in the face*

[LordMaddie]

*Punches TFI in the face... Then kicks him.......... Where it hurts*

[ChaosVincent1]

*breaks Maddie's neck*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*kicks sand in ChaosVincents face*

Thats right, I fight dirty!

[ChaosVincent1]

*powers up to ssj2 and senses TFI's power level*
It's faint... but it's still there!
*blasts TFI with a ki blast*

[LordMaddie]

*Thrusts burning cloud into TFI's face*

HUG HIM!!!!

[ChaosVincent1]

*fires a barrage of ki blasts at maddie and TFI*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*runs LordMaddie over with steamroller and drops anvil on ChaosVincents head*

[LordMaddie]

HUG. HIM. NOW.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Hug ME??!??!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?

GAH! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bursts into flames*

[LordMaddie]

O RLY???

*Glomps TFI*

*Fangirl squeal*

[ChaosVincent1]

*shrugs off anvil drop and powers up to ssj3*
DRAGON FIST!!!
*punches Maddie and TFI*

[LordMaddie]

*Glomps ChaosVincent1*

*fangirl squeal*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*wheels in atomic bomb*

Heh....heh.....heh

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs burning cloud* *Hugs atomic Bomb* *hugs TFI*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*sets bomb to go off in five seconds and then teleports away*

TOODLES! BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHA!

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs Burning cloud*

BOOM

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*Sits in lawn chair watching mushroom cloud*

Bwhahahaha....Damn, I'm evil.

[LordMaddie]

Evil?

I <3 Evil! Evil like Bakura!!!

*Glomps TFI*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Damn you! I thought you were vaporized!!!

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs tighter*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*head butts LordMaddie* Begone demon!

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs even tighter* Never! You're the closest thing to Bakura I have!

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Fine. *bursts into flames again*

BWHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[LordMaddie]

8Hugs even even tighter* fire is pretty, Bakura!

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*turns into pile of ash then blows away in the wind*

Curse you and your nonstop hugging!!!!!

[LordMaddie]

NO BAKURA!!! COME BACK!!!!!!

*Collects ashes in box and hugs box*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Curse you mortal! Release me!!!

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs box even more*

Nevar, Bakura! We'll be together FOREVER!!!!!!!11

[TheFreedomIllusion]

CURSES!!!

Hey look! A distraction! *points and slithers away*

[LordMaddie]

*Grabs and hugs*

FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TheFreedomIllusion]

....Mortals......

*teleports back to Hell*

[LordMaddie]

*Follows, grabs, and HUGGS!!*

Nice place you got here, Bakura.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

GAH!

Don't make me smite you.

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs*

I'm going to be smitten by Bakura! Yay!

*Hugs*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

GAHHHHH! *finds real Bakura and guts him, spilling his intestines on the ground*

There. He's dead. Stop obsessing!!!

[LordMaddie]

Tee hee hee! But You're Bakura! That guy was just a cosdresser!

*Hugs*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

GAH!

*banishes LordMaddies soul to the black abyss of Hell*

[LordMaddie]

Hooray! I was banished By Bakura!!

*Comes back*

*Hugs*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Alright. Since I'm apparently Bakura....go do something useful for me. Go rob a bank or two to fund my evil council.

[LordMaddie]

*Robs bank*

*Comes back*

*gives all the money to Bakura*

*Hugs*

Anything else, O Great One?

[TheFreedomIllusion]

A statue or two would be nice. Of my evil clown friend here.

[LordMaddie]

..... I can't do evil clowns.

I can do you, though!!!! *Hugs*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

BAD MINDSLAVE!!! Clown...kill LordMaddie.

[LordMaddie]

Hooray! Bakura is going to kill me!

*Subcounciously tears apart clown*

*hugs REALLY tightly*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Impossible. You can't hug me. My evil clown has already dismembered you and is feasting on your flesh as I write this.

[Takumithebest]

*attacks person* I dont get this game

[LordMaddie]

*Still hugging*

WRONG! You have underestimated the power of your fangirls, Bakura! Now, stay still while I ship you with Ryou......

[LordMaddie]

*Punches Takumithbest in face then sets him on fire*

Attack the person above you!! Simple!!

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Finally!

*torches Maddie with a flamethrower*

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs TFI*

*Claws TFI's eyes out*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*grows two more*

EPIC FAIL. *kicks Maddie across the globe*

[LordMaddie]

*Hugs TFI*

*ships him with Marik*

Ahaahahahaha!1 I've written some horrible fanfiction about yoooooooooooouuuu!!!!

[Takumithebest]

*Punches Takumithbest in face then sets him on fire*

Attack the person above you!! Simple!!
O ok *Pulls out all your hair and pushes you into the fire* =P

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*kills self*

Oh look, no more Bakura.

[LordMaddie]

*Kicks Takumithebest ...... where it hurts, then stabs him in the back*

[LordMaddie]

*kills self*

Oh look, no more Bakura.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo.......

[Takumithebest]

*Runs over your face with 15 cars and stick your head up your a** and slits your neck*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHA!

Oh, and I guess I'll have to wound Takumithebest someway...hmmmmmm....*smashes face in with golf club*

[LordMaddie]

*Goes mad due to death of Bakura, Chops your head of with a sickle, and repeatedly stabs the corpse with a dagger*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*shoots Maddie with machine gun*

[LordMaddie]

*Gives up fight, and dies*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

I AM VICTORIOUS!

BWHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

[Takumithebest]

*Shoves your head up LordMaddie a** splits you in half with a axe then Chops you with a chainsaw then cooks you and feeds you to my pitbull.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*gets evil clown to rip off both your legs*

[dragonqueen]

shoves the evil clownb down ur throat so u explode and then force the remains of ur head toest the remains of ur flesh

[Takumithebest]

*Shoots you in the head with a touric gun then tapes a gernade to your face then the gernade will blow up in your face then get my dog to rip all of your limbs of and eats all your organs*

[Fat1Fared]

stands back looking bemused at one of histories longest and most pointless fights, then walks off leaving my propaganda papers to enslave your minds

PS=Freedom, Maddie is my servant give her back

PSS= maddie the paper has interview bukura-whats-his-name in it and freedom there are evil clowns in there too, got picture of them doing the trick where cut someone in half

New guy don't know what your strange fetish is so whatever you want, I am sure it is in there

[Takumithebest]

What do you mean by fetish I don't have a fetish

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Hey look! Fat1Fared is here!

*punches in teeth*

WELCOME!

[ChaosVincent1]

*sneaks into Fared's base with Solid Snake-like stealth ability and shoots him with a Nikita missile*

[ChaosVincent1]

*sends Barret to stop him*

Nice try, Foo!

[Fat1Fared]

shadow merely releases interspretor (his dog) on barrett for 10,000 damage (yes special abilities)


Meaning Shadow is free to cut you into small peices and severe you as a pie

PS, its over 1000.......(I am now an official Raditiz)

[ChaosVincent1]

Guy who's as weak as a saibaman says what.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*exposes Fat1Fared to anthrax spores*

Breathe. Deeply.

*breaks Vincents knees with rusty crobar*

[ChaosVincent1]

*powers up to ssj3 in response*
DAMMIT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
*Attacks TFI using Dragon Fist*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Foolish fool! I am impervious to your attacks.

*swats Vincent away like fly*

[ChaosVincent1]

*uses an anti-clown spell on TFI*
This works on evil clowns like you. The only other option is to break the fourth wall.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

You wound me so! I am not an evil clown. I have AN evil clown minion, but me myself am not an evil clown.

So....I guess you have to break the fourth wall.

*throws random things at Vincent*

[ChaosVincent1]

*looks at audience*
Guys, It's time for me to break the fourth wall... Just like most preschool shows do. The fourth wall was his only defense. And now it's broken.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*keels over and dies*

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ChaosVincent1]

*stands victoriously*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Epic fail. You do not even stab me to make sure I'm dead? I could spring up and snap your neck or something!!! And I'll do just that.

*jumps up and snaps Vincents neck*

PWNED.

[ChaosVincent1]

*manages to swallow a gikon pill and emerges in soul reaper form*
I don't think he can even hear or see the real me right now. Ignite, Ryusenhou!
*slashes TFI in half*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Oh drat.

*sews self together again*
*torches Vincent with flamethrower*

[ChaosVincent1]

*absorbs fire into zanpakuto*
You must not be familiar with my zanpkuto. In its shikai state, I can block all fire with its blade. You cannot defeat me with fire.
*flings huge fireball from zanpakuto blade at TFI*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*eats fire* YUMMY!

*dumps vat of hydrochloric acid on Vincent*

[ChaosVincent1]

*uses flash steps and slashes TFI from behind*
You cannot match my speed. Even like this, I have not tapped into my full power yet.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

MUWHAHAHA! And I can think of endless ways to come back from the dead. So....we both fail.

*sticks tongue out at Vincent*

[ChaosVincent1]

Then I will have to reduce you to ashes.
BANKAI!!!
*Creates a pillar of fire and emerges with a different looking sword and two dragon-like wings made of fire.*
Daiken Ryusenhou!
*slashes and incinerates TFI in one swing*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

HEY! I've already been reduced to ashes today! Do you have any idea how incredibly uncomfortable that is????

*jumps into ocean*

Your fire fails.

[ChaosVincent1]

Hadou #90: Kurohitsugi

*Traps TFI into a box of darkness and kills him with it*
I am better than the captain I replaced at that one.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

OOOO DARKNESS!

*basks in the presence of the evil dark*

Evil nameless clown henchman number one, please decapitate Vincent for me will you?

*Clown decapitates Vincent*

[FanMan]

Testicle attack #49 *punches straight up into Freedom's private area*

(the attack is from a show - Robot Chicken)

[DarkPhoenix]

I ATTACK FANMAN BY RAMBLING NONSTOP ABOUT BEYBLADE

Did you know in the dub they made the characters a year older then they were in the original Japanese version, and a lot of fans like to pair Kai with his dad who only shows up int the manga which is ironic because Tyson's dad shows up in the anime but not the manga...anyway Kai get's paired with his dad and raped by his grandfather and some dude named Boris the fans are evil then again so am I. Then there's Rei his family is never shown in either the anime or manga except some Uncle that works in Paris but I doubt he's actually his uncle since I haven't seen the original Japanese episode....

((I saw that it was sweet))

[LordMaddie]

*Uses max revive to come back*

FAT1FARED, GET THIS INTO YOUR HEAD! I AM NOT YOUR SERVANT!!!!

*Absent-midedly slashes DarkPheonix in the face with a knife*

[Takumithebest]

Fat Head Fat Fared sucks

[Fat1Fared]

Fat Head Fat Fared sucks

wow, wow whats with personal insults man, that is deep, real deep man

There is no need, just no need

You have cut me Deep, <shakes head in disappointment>

(I may have to become an emo now)

as for attack, well just laugh at you

[LordMaddie]

Maddie you are all confused, here have bukura CD


*gasp* OMG! I shall tresuere this for the rest of my life!

*fangirl squeal*

[TPishek]

I attack Bakur--- I mean, Maddie with a spork.

[LordMaddie]

I snap your spork in half, and gouge your eyes out using it.

And I also set you on fire with my pet burning cloud.

[CELTIC]

I attack LordMaddie with a flamethrower

[TheFreedomIllusion]

I spray pepperspray in CELTICfan's eyes, then smash out his teeth with a baseball bat.

[LordMaddie]

I repeatedly stab TFI in the stomach with a dagger, and twist the blade to make sure I damage most of his organs. I punctre both his lungs with kebab skewers, and hammer 12 nails into each of his eye sockets.

[LordMaddie]

*Kicks TFI*

[DarthWario]

I take a knife, cut open Maddies chest, shove a high explosive grenade in the gash, seal the would with sellotape, run and wait for the boom

[LordMaddie]

My chest!??!!??

ESCUSE ME!! That was incredibly rude!!

I grap Darth by his neck, and shove a golf club through his stomach, making it come out the other side.

[DarthWario]

I use the Sith Lightning ability my Username grants me and uses it until you are unconcious. Then i beat your face in with a baseball bat before feeding you to the sharks.

[LordMaddie]

I shove a corckscrew..... Where it hurts. REALLY hurts.

[DarthWario]

No, not my pride!

I use the Mobile Oppression Palace to crush your spirit. And your actual body.

[LordMaddie]

I twist aforementioned corkscrew.

(And I'm not talking about your pride.... Honestly. Think.... More physical)

[DarthWario]

My Handsomeness?

I catapult you accross New York, impaling you on the empire state building before using a giant slingshot to smash you onto the Statue of Liberties crown.

[LordMaddie]

Nope. Even more physical.

Oh, yeah, and now I hammer a nail into the back of your head. And twist the corkscrew again.

[DarthWario]

Oh. Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ouch. Ooooh....don't like to think about it...

I bitchslap you till you head falls off, and believe me that takes a while, then I play tennis with your head.

[LordMaddie]

TWIST DA CORCKSCREW!!! And shove a couple of cocktail sticks in, too.

[DarthWario]

I have a fiendish idea...

I pay Bakura and Ryou to say that they don't like you, and never will. This will send you on a self destructive spiral until you inevitably kill yourself out of depression. Bakura will most likely stab you as well.

[LordMaddie]

Bakura: We don't like you. We never have, and never will.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! 8Punches Bakura in face*

SAY IT ISN'T SO!!! SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Shoves corscrew into Bakura's...... You know....*

Bakura: IT ISN'T SO!! AHHH, THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!! MAKE IT END!!!!

AND AS FOR YOU!!!!

*Uses scythe to slice up darth loads*

Unimaginitive, I know....

[DarthWario]

I can see I hit a weak spot.

I surgically attach testicles to your body, including all nerve endings. I then kick them so hard they go into your body and come out your mouth as diamonds. I remove them and sell them. I then hire you a fancy funeral.

[LordMaddie]

So.... Am I a man now...?

*Confused*

*deep voice* I'M VERY MANLY!

I force you (Somehow) to become a woman, impregnate you (Not me personally, someone else) and force you to give birth!!

HOW D'YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, EH!!???

[DarthWario]

...I removed the testicles after so you died a woman.

I train this newborn baby for several year to become the perfect assasain. He then kills you by plunging a knife into the back of you neck and it comes out of your brains central cortex. She is very good.

[LordMaddie]

I murder your child, and then slice open your head and feed your brain to my burning cloud.

Then I set the bodies on fire and dizzolve the ashes in acid, then neutralize the acid and pour it down the sink.

[DarthWario]

I hire Osama Bin Ladin to personally suicide bomb you.

I then get a medal for killing Osama Bin Ladin, telling a tale of how you tried to stop me and how you were the real head of Al Kaida. Your body now hands in the British Museum with a pike up the ass.

[LordMaddie]

THAT'S IT!!

(I'm not sure if I've done this to someone else, but...)

I'm shipping you with Mako Tsunami. Then I write lost of discusting fanfiction about it. There are pictures. I post all this fanfiction on the internet.

Lastly, I squeal very loudly and glomp you, shattering your spine.

[DarthWario]

I do the same thing with you and Weevil Underwood. And Rex Raptor. And the possesed Teddy Bear.

I get more hits than you, by the way.

[LordMaddie]

I enjoy it.

Also, I eat all your food. And make a tree fall on top of you. Because I can.

[DarthWario]

I tell you every time i see you that I just lost the game until you go insane.

I then shove you off a cliff onto a giant rock.

[ChaosVincent1]

*walks in*

Hadou #88: Hiryugekizoshintenraiho!!!
*blasts Fared with the nonelemental kidou*

[CELTIC]

I blow up ChaosVincent with 100 tons of TNT

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*gets evil council to gang beat CELTICfan*

[ChaosVincent1]

Let's see... your power is darkness... *casts holy on TFI*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

BOO HISS!!!!

*slithers into shadows*

[ChaosVincent1]

*throws a light grenade at TFI and returns to the airship*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

That was evil of you. You should join our evil council!

[ChaosVincent1]

Not interested. I'd rather hunt you creeps down than join you. Besides. I'm already with Soul Society.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*stabs Vincent*

You are now an enemy of the state.

[ChaosVincent1]

Bakudo 62: Hyapporankan
*summons hundreds of light rods to pin TFI down*
You can't handle fighting a captain of the gotei 13, so give up already. And I won't be a traitor like the captain before me.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*runs to secret bunker and grabs suitcase nuke*

[ChaosVincent1]

Bakudou 61: Rikujokoro!
*traps TFI in place*
Don't bother... you're trapped by a light-based kidou. A darkness specialist would not be able to move far after that binding kidou.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Since I don't know what a 'kidou' is, I'll use my magical powers to walk away and grab my suitcase nuke.

You have approximetly thirty seconds before everything in a two mile radius of here is vaporized.

[ChaosVincent1]

Bakudo 39: Enkosen
*uses the kidou to contain the nuclear explosion*

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Curses. Foiled again.

*calls evil council*

Cap this foo'!

[ChaosVincent1]

... *remembers that I'm in soul reaper form*
You don't want to do that. You'll have the same luck trying to shoot a ghost.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

*calls Ghost Busters*

You're f*cked now buddy.

[ChaosVincent1]

*I explain to them that I help souls pass on to the next world and demonstrate my konsou on a nearby soul*
A soul reaper's duty is to allow the souls to pass over into soul society. By where do you guys send the ghosts?

[TheFreedomIllusion]

They send the ghosts to rot eternally in the black abyss.

[ChaosVincent1]

.....WHAT!? THEY COULD BECOME HOLLOWS LIKE THAT!!!
*destroys the equipment*
That explains the massive increase in menos-class hollows.

[TheFreedomIllusion]

Hollows?

I take it they are.......bad? If so....its a good thing I have several ghost sucking up machines stored at the secret bunker! *grabs another ghost machine, then commands slaves to mass produce them*

[ChaosVincent1]

*Soul Society detects the disturbance, pinpoints the source, and destroys all of your machines.*
Any Adjuchas can use the garganta ability to escape from the black void to Hueco Mundo. Some Gilians can escape, too. And then... The Vasto Lordes can use it effortlessly.

[LordMaddie]

*Smashes ChaosVincent1's face in with a brick*

[ChaosVincent1]

Hadou #54: Haien
*incinerates the brick*

[CELTIC]

Beats ChaosVincent with a shoe

[LordMaddie]

*Smashes ChaosVincent1's face in anyway*

[LordMaddie]

*Kicks CELTICfan1888 in stomach*

[CELTIC]

*Throws holy water in Lord Maddie's face*

[ChaosVincent1]

*throws Kung Lao's hat at Celtic*

[CELTIC]

*Throws a firebomb at ChaosVincent'*

[ChaosVincent1]

*hits Celtic with Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken*
AAAATATATAATATATAATATATATATATAATATATAATATATATAATAT A!

[CELTIC]

*Unleashes an army of the undead to attack ChaosV*

[ChaosVincent1]

*Plays Thriller and watches the zombies start to dance*

[CELTIC]

*Unleashes an army of Nazi zombie's to attack ChaosV*

[ChaosVincent1]

*leads the nazi zombies to the dancing area.*
They're still zombies.

[CELTIC]

*Breaks the Disco Ball*

Go my zombies, attack ChaosV!

[DarkPhoenix]

I attack Celticfan with REDNECK RAGE!!!! RAWR!!! DIEEEEE!!! *Stabs with fork*

[ChaosVincent1]

All the time they spent dancing to Michael Jackson music has given me time to get this all together.
*pulls catapault lever, hitting each zombie with a phoenix down*
We all know revival items hurt undead opponents.

[CELTIC]

*Shoots ChaosV with a Ray-gun*

[Fat1Fared]

I cause global warming to speed up by a 1000years meaning the land Chaos and Cel are standing on floods, taking them to Davide Jones Locker

[ChaosVincent1]

*uses instant transmission and blasts Fared*

[CELTIC]

*Continues to shoot ChaosV*

[ChaosVincent1]

*uses instant transmission to get behind Celtic*
KAMEHAMEHA!!!
*Blasts Celtic*