Text based epic adventure

[toastwolf117]

This may be the most ultimately advanced text based random spoof of everything of the entire French based population, just think of what you can do with text based games, all the energy, all the power, ALL THE FREE CHICKEN! This. Is. A TEXT BASED GAME!!!!! brought to you by toastwolf117, the creator of extremely long posts.

The rules are simple, first one to reply to the story post on what to do gets there answer used (Example: Toastwolf117:you walk in a bar, what do you do? Unoriginalname1337:scream! Darklordorsomeothergothname666:die. Toastwolf117: (after quoting Unoriginalname1337) You scream as the bar patrons stare at you) simple isn't it now lets get started, ahem.

12/23/2012
8:03AM
You wake up in your bedroom, wearing only your under ware, and groggily walk out of bed. You stumble to your kitchen, your stomach is growling and you remember you didn't eat dinner last night.
What happens next is for you to choose... (on one last note, please only say what to do, don't post the rest of the story, i do that. also please don't do something completely random,but it can be a little stupid, just don't go to far, be specific, and finally you have a inventory! If any item you come across seems like it might have some value GRAB IT!)

[TPishek]

Open the fridge.

[toastwolf117]

Open the fridge.

You open it and see a apple, a pear, strawberry jam, and a milk carton (you really need to go to the grocery store!)

[TPishek]

lol! That's exactly what MY fridge looks like, except minus the pear and plus soda!

Take the apple.

[toastwolf117]

lol! That's exactly what MY fridge looks like, except minus the pear and plus soda!

Take the apple.

You grab the apple and stare at it (:confused: what do you do with it?)
on a side note, I'm going to try and post right away unless otherwise noted in my post

[BarkVon]

Use better grammar.

[toastwolf117]

Use better grammar.

I hope that wasn't a serious post relating to the story.

[BarkVon]

No I mean, you the writer should use better grammar, along with "you."

And to be more specific: Don't use smiley faces, don't make references that have been abused, specify a gender because I don't want to be a man groping my own breasts or a woman touching her dong, and go ahead and let me know if this is going to be taken seriously or if this will turn into a "kill yourself kill yourself jump out of window pee on kids ha ha random" story.

[toastwolf117]

No I mean, you the writer should use better grammar, along with "you."

And to be more specific: Don't use smiley faces, don't make references that have been abused, specify a gender because I don't want to be a man groping my own breasts or a woman touching her dong, and go ahead and let me know if this is going to be taken seriously or if this will turn into a "kill yourself kill yourself jump out of window pee on kids ha ha random" story.

I already said in the first post not to make it completely stupid or random and have some relevance to the story, furthermore if it is random or stupid I will skip the post. now if you don't mind I would like to get back to it now.

[TPishek]

Ignoring HeavyDDR...

You take the apple to the sink and wash it.

[toastwolf117]

Ignoring HeavyDDR...

You take the apple to the sink and wash it.

The apple is now perfectly shiny, clean and ready to be eaten, so you do.
Afterwords you look at your watch and realize in horror that your late for work. Quickly you don your clothes and head for your car.

[toastwolf117]

You enter your car and turn the key without noticing whats outside...
(sorry, just trying to keep this thread alive(I cant just watch it die!))

[Clank4Prez]

(Well, you gotta admit, this is very similar to neverending story.)

[ChaosVincent1]

drive to work

[berober04]

*get stuck in traffic jam near a nuclear power plant*

[toastwolf117]

drive to work

You step on the gas pedal and drive out of the neighborhood, WITHOUT LOOKING AT WHATS GOING ON OUTSIDE. You reach work in record time.

[caps]

you run into your boss, who is being shoved into a cop car

[toastwolf117]

you run into your boss, who is being shoved into a cop car

You walk up to the cop car and ask "Hey Jeff, whats going on?" Your boss responds "Well it looks like the law finally caught up with me about skipping jury duty."
All this is happing WITHOUT YOU REALIZING WHATS GOING ON AROUND YOU. (Is all this clear enough. hint hint: check the date in the first post.)

[ChaosVincent1]

look around

[berober04]

A massive meteor knocks you unconscious, when you wake up you are in a dark room, you...

[ChaosVincent1]

use a lighter to get some light and look around.

[berober04]

10 minutes later the gas in the lighter runs out. on a whim, you clap your hands twice...

[dragonqueen]

you suddenly explode

[berober04]

in a burst of flames. OMG YOU HAS SUPERPOWAZ

[Clank4Prez]

you realise that its the Buddhism prediction of the end of the world

[toastwolf117]

look around

You look around and everything seems fine...
OR DOES IT?!?!?
Suddenly a meteor hits the cop car.
"HOLY SHI-" one of the cops says before getting impaled by a chunk of the office building.
"HOLY SHI-" your boss says before the cop car explodes, killing him instantly.
"HOLY SHI-" a random pedestrian says before he walks away.
"What? I'm not going to say it." you say





And if your wondering the pedestrian dead. Micky mouse killed him.

[ChaosVincent1]

break mickey mouse's neck

[berober04]

why did you ignore my superpower post!?!?

[caps]

The meteor is immediately fallowed by a wave of lava and a shower of sparks.

[toastwolf117]

break mickey mouse's neck

You walk up to Micky. Unfortunately, he pulls out a flamethrower.
"O.o" you say. (???)

SNAP!
...
That was easy.