Sarcasm

[berober04]

The rules are simple (I hope):

One person writes a story about anything (must be true), and then at any point they want, they start writing sarcastically. We have to guess when they stop telling the truth and the first person to do so wins.

An easy example (I hope again):

The most pain I've ever been in was when I was 10 and I went to the Wacky Warehouse (Indoor Playground). I decided I was old enough to jump onto the huge slide halfway down. Unfortunately for me my foot got tucked under my body and the weight of my body on my foot caused it to nearly break. On reflection, the most painful thing was when my girlfriend broke up with me and I spent the next 65 days crying and contemplating suicide, I went through with it too.

So the correct answer would be at 'On reflection...'

Someone else can start.

[CELTIC]

Once upon a time I beat a annoying guy up in the street. I stole his credit card and used the money to buy a computer and then I joined this website

[berober04]

and then

[CELTIC]

Mostly correct. I stole..... was the right answer

[berober04]

hmm...

Back on the day after the GBA SP came out my daddy told me I was allowed one, but mother dearest said no. Now daddy told me first and so when mommy said no I started crying all the way around the shopping centre, they were so embarassed they bought me it in the end as well as a copy of Pokemon Ruby! To this day I still have it and right now it is on permanent charge because that way the clock keeps going on Pokemon Crystal and I can get to 999:59 and catch a Mewthree like the nice man on the internet said would happen

[DarthWario]

they were so

[berober04]

no, amazingly

[insaneXchaos]

as well as a copy of Pokemon Ruby!...?

[berober04]

nope, keep going

[niknnik]

"But mother dearest"

[berober04]

yep

[niknnik]

yep

K, give me a few minutes to think one up...

[niknnik]

I simply couldn't wait for Christmas that year. I had no idea what I was going to get because I hadn't asked for anything. Of course, we'd seen the adverts for the Wii and everytime we saw one, I'd exclaim "I'd be brilliant at that!". I was teriffic when it came to Wii Tennis, I've always been quite proud of it. My father always thought he was good. Yes he's absolutely brilliant. I would still say I'm far better than him though. I reached Pro level within 2 days and that makes me the best Wii player ever, to tell you the truth... I could probably give up actual physical activity because I'm so good at all of the Wii sports games.

[berober04]

I could probably

[niknnik]

I could probably

Waaay off :)

[berober04]

i had no idea

[niknnik]

i had no idea

I can see why, but sadly, no.

[berober04]

Of course, we...

[niknnik]

Of course, we...

Very close. :8V:

[berober04]

and everytime

[0mnislash17]

I hadn't asked for anything

[niknnik]

and everytime

Pretty much.
Your turn.

[berober04]

A while ago, I went to a sleepover with my friends and I stayed up all night so the next day we were playing with water guns and I fell asleep on the grass outside, then that evening England won in the football

[DarthWario]

A while ago

[berober04]

nope

[0mnislash17]

All night.

[niknnik]

"Then that"
(If I'm right, someone else go, I have to go)

[berober04]

no, no

[DarthWario]

won in

[berober04]

no

[Ohara]

"So the next day"

If I'm right, someone else take over my turn.

[TaiCat]

because I was quite poor during my teen days,before I finaly got PS2 I dreamed about it once.This dream was so real that I though I actualy have this console and I was on my way back home with it then I woke up and looked around.After I realised that it was only a dream,I cried for 10 minutes

[berober04]

nope. bit early to jump to it weren't you TaiCat

[TaiCat]

nope. bit early to jump to it weren't you TaiCat

that evening...
(sowwie >.>)

[berober04]

nope

[TaiCat]

and I...

[berober04]

Yep:

England lost 2-1 to France that evening
I managed to stay up 34 hours straight

[TaiCat]

I die after 24 hours

now you can go guess mine (the one which is up there)

[berober04]

i cried

[TaiCat]

nope xD