WHAT IF? GAME

[Mushipiee]

Rules for the game: You play by making your own 'what if' questions (ex: What if you lost a foot?)
To win: Who's ever questions that recieves the most replies by the due date wins.
DUE DATE: AUG. 30 2009

[Mushipiee]

I'll start out.
WHAT IF LITTLE KURIBOH DIES?

[Suga Baybee]

I'd cry :(

What if kaiba really gets laid??

[beatlesgirl95]

then hell will freeze over

What if hell froze over?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Then heaven would burn apart

What if the earth's core exploded

[An Hero]

we would all go boom

what if jonas brothers would kill themselves?

[animex75]

metalheads the world over would rejoice

what if all YGO:TAS fans banned together against the world?

[An Hero]

world would win

what if?

[animex75]

then

what if 4kids nvr existed?

[An Hero]

people would complain about FUNimation

what if Yugi would stop playing childrens card games?

[animex75]

he would cease to matter

what if america's censorship standards were like japan's?

[M.P.]

I would throw a party and get wasted

what if obama gets kicked out of office after the world discovers that he was not born in America.

[animex75]

i would life myself into an alternate dimension....even tho the Constitution says ya gots 2 be a natural citizen

what if FUNimation bought 4kids?

[Umbrella Man]

I might would hardly care

What if California broke off from the U.S.?

[M.P.]

The U.S. would have 49 states instead of 50

What if Micheal Jackson had never bleached his skin?

[animex75]

he'da still be creepy

what if Death Notes were real?

[Umbrella Man]

I would laugh.

What if a car flew through your wall?

[M.P.]

My wall would be broken

What would happen if Hurricane Katrina hit Manhattan?

[animex75]

id sleep easier, who cares bout NY anyways?

what if youtube didnt censor language?

[Umbrella Man]

There would be a lot of angry adults

What if you were kidnapped?

[M.P.]

I'd be scared shitless

What if you found out that all the current world's leaders are aliens planning to take over the world

[Umbrella Man]

I wouldn't be surprised...

What if MJ's death was a cover-up and he is chasing you?

[animex75]

id make it NOT a cover-up

what if you found out all governments were a puppet-government set up by a single ruler?

[M.P.]

I'd try to expose the fact to the world and form a rebellion against this single ruler, even if it means I would die a painful and horrible death

What if your nation suddenly banned internet, just like China before the 2008 Olympic games.

[Umbrella Man]

I would hit someone... I also wouldn't be here!

What if the air in Kansas became toxic?

[M.P.]

People in Kansas would die

What if all civilization would cease in December 21st 2012 and you knew for a fact it was gonna happen?

[animex75]

i would make sure im right w/ God

what if you found out i was some1 important?

[Umbrella Man]

I would wonder who.

What if I turned out to be a criminal?

[animex75]

id kill you

what if I were kira?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

You'd be a douchebag.

What if Britney Spears was signed on to Disney?

[M.P.]

I wouldn't care as I don't pay attention to the artists I don't like.

What if you could have sex with the girl (or boy) of your dreams but you find out that the government kills him/her just before you have the opportunity to do it as her/his father is a very important politician.

[animex75]

id coin-flip

what if i stopped posting for a week?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be bored.

What if I was actually Hannah Montana?

[animex75]

id kill you

what if i cared?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd kill you

What if Russian ninjas attacked

[Umbrella Man]

I'd kill them.

What if?

[animex75]

then

what if Geasses existed?

[M.P.]

Things would get out of hand? seriously, I dunno cuz I know nothing about Code Geass.

What if the world descended into another Ice Age?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

The Day after tommorow would happen

WHAT IF BOOBOO

[Umbrella Man]

I would be in ice...

What if a fallout happened?

[animex75]

id turn up the AC

what if scientists found alien life?

[M.P.]

I would be fascinated and immediately want to know more. Plus I would feel stupid for not believing aliens existed.

What if you had the power to brainwash anyone you wanted? Who would you do that to and what would you make them do/think?

[Umbrella Man]

I would brainwash you...
What if you owned a crocodile?

[animex75]

id use it as an attack dog

what if you werent human?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be something else...

What if I was an FBI agent?

[M.P.]

You would be arresting people

What if Superman were real but were an evil maniac focused on destroying the world?

[animex75]

id join him

what if i were immortal?

[M.P.]

I would brainwash you...


Somebody didn't answer half my question...

[Umbrella Man]

I would kill you.

What if I ate you?

(do you want me to add more?)

[animex75]

id rip my way out

what if animes were based on real life?

[M.P.]

id join him

what if i were immortal?

It would be all over the news (if people actually found out) and scientists would want to study you

what if you could have anything in the world but sacrifice someone in your family for it?

[animex75]

i wouldnt

what if i killed you for fun?

[Umbrella Man]

I would Be mad.

What if the devil knocked on your door?

[M.P.]

I would try to sneak out the back door

What if you were one of the last people alive on the planet?

[animex75]

id look around @ the sea of LCL and look for more people

what if NGE was reality?

[Umbrella Man]

I would talk to mannequins...

What if you were in a famous rock band?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd eat food

What gay asains were kissing at your front door?

[animex75]

id be surprised tht there WERE any

what if NY disappeared?

[M.P.]

I wouldn't be going there as much as I would be...I like NY, I go there a few times on holidays.

What if you could kill the person you most hated but would go to jail for it? Would you feel pride or guilt?

[Umbrella Man]

The guilt.

What if you were drowning?

[animex75]

id remember tht i can swim

what if this series nvr existed?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd grow wings an d fly away

What Mac cheese went on a rebellion and ate ppls

[Umbrella Man]

I wouldn't be here (again)

What if you found out you were gay?

[M.P.]

The world would look at me and yell 'oh look, he's a gay! let's make gay, offensive jokes and piss his gay ass off'

What if you could go back in time and change something? What would it be?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Me being born into my family

WHAT IF WHAT IF

[Umbrella Man]

Then I would would

What if I hijacked your car?

[animex75]

id detonate the bomb and watch you die

what if 4Kids was the only TV company in the world?

[Umbrella Man]

I would gouge my eyes out.

What if you died of cancer?

[animex75]

id be glad 4Kids is dying soon

what if i decided NOT you kill you?

[Umbrella Man]

I would go on with life.

What if chairs took over the world?

[animex75]

id burn them

what if i wasnt a pyro?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd burn you.

What if you were convicted of murder?

[animex75]

id kill any1 who knew i did it

what if you were a shinigami?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be confused.

What if you were beamed into outer space?

[animex75]

id die

what if you spoke another language?

[Umbrella Man]

I would learn English

What if you were related to the Jonas Brothers?

[animex75]

id kill them and myself

what if you could rule a country? which would you choose?

[Umbrella Man]

I would rule Russia.

What if you were pregnant? (even if you are a guy)

[animex75]

id wonder how the hell tht can happen to me (since imma guy)

what if you had a life?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be alive(like I am now)

What if your parents tried to kill you?

[wazza2k9]

i'd run away

what if ygotas was never created?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be sad...

What if Brooke Shields stabbed you?

[animex75]

id stab back

what if the internet nvr existed?

[wazza2k9]

then i wouldn't be posting this. what if you knew who i was?

[Umbrella Man]

I would keep it a secret.

What if you woke up next to Britney Spears?

[wazza2k9]

i'd shit myself.

what if you shit yourself?

[animex75]

i wouldnt

what if i found the button for the nuke arsenal?

[Umbrella Man]

You would die.

What if you were poisoned by a kid?

[animex75]

id kill the kid

what if you wanted to get more of a life?

[wazza2k9]

i'd probably die. (after beating him shitless)

what if you where in school in pe and you were naked?

[Umbrella Man]

I would put clothes on.

What if you were found dead?

[animex75]

id stop faking

what if this forum died?

[wazza2k9]

i'd stay still 'cos i'm dead.

what if you were in school, doing pe and everyone but yourself was naked?

[Umbrella Man]

I would hide from the obese kids.

What if your account was terminated?

[animex75]

id make another

what if you responded to my other posts?

[wazza2k9]

i'd scream at the pc and randomly try and shove a remote crontrol up my arse

what if your mom was a hooker?

[Umbrella Man]

I would freak out and wonder why she also works at a school cafeteria...

What if you were shoved in a pool of green paint?

[animex75]

id close my eyes and mouth

what if you had a choice of killing a friend or saving an enemy's life?

[Umbrella Man]

Saving enemie's life.

Die from fire or suffocation?

[animex75]

fire

burn the school down, or save the life of a loved one?

[Umbrella Man]

Burn the school down

What if you lived woth zebras?

[animex75]

id eat them

what if you died right now?

[Umbrella Man]

I would be dead

What if you were on Hannah Montana?

[animex75]

id kill meself

what if you were dating her?

[Umbrella Man]

I would get into movies by using her then break up

What if you met a NINJA!

[Serial Ulyssicider]

I'd probably be richer than I am

What if you won the lottery, and were then hounded relentlessly by friends and family?

[animex75]

it tell'm to go fuck themselves, this is 4 my college

what if you had a choice of deportation or life in prison?

[Umbrella Man]

Deportation

What if you were strapped to the top of a bus?

[animex75]

id enjoy the ride

what if you found a Death Note?

[Umbrella Man]

I would leave it there.

What if your mom pole-dancing?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd die

Waht if you woke to find you and Zak Efron holding each other naked in the same bed?

[animex75]

id kill him and meself

what if i changed my avvie within the hour?

[Umbrella Man]

I would hardly notice.

What if you were basejumping and your parachute failed?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd eat Tar toast

What if you met Trevor Moore

[animex75]

i wouldnt care (dunno who tht is)

what is you had a geass?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'D CONTROL THE WORLD

What if someone offered you tar toast

[Serial Ulyssicider]

I would refuse

What if you woke up and realised that your entire life was a waste of time?

[animex75]

id take out my frustration on the 1st idiot 2 piss me off

what if ya got in a fight w/ a black belt on 3 martial arts?

[Umbrella Man]

Epicly fail

What if you lived in Russia?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd run away with Russians ninjas

What if you buit into blueberry pie and there was poo and maggots inside instead

[Umbrella Man]

I would ask for my money back.

What if there were NO ninjas?

[animex75]

then pirates would rule the world

what if i told you tht you dont hav a choice but to join us?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd sob uncontrollably

What if PC's didn't exsist

[Umbrella Man]

I would make one.

What if there was no letter e?

[Serial Ulyssicider]

thn I would probably not notic.

What if someone wiped your computer?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'D JIZZLE ALL UP IN THEIR FACE

What if blood tasted like watered down koolaid

[animex75]

id probably not drink it anyways

what if i had a giant mecha?

[Umbrella Man]

I would break it

Wat if you had God powers?

[animex75]

yall would be suffering right now outta boredom

what if you cared?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I punish everyone

What if a crazy psycho bitch came to your door

[Umbrella Man]

I hope the one I know doesn't... But if it happens, 911!

What if you fell into an abyss?

[animex75]

id get more bored

what if ya actually had somethin to do?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd do it

What if you ate pop & drank spaghetti

[Umbrella Man]

I would throw up.

What if you saw a UFO?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd jack it

What if amefica aplohded

[Ductape]

I'd take a picture.

What if Barney took over the world?

[animex75]

id be the 1st assassin 2 show up

what if you were the opposite sex?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Life would be easier

What fi fruit was bad

[Umbrella Man]

I would deal with it.

What if you were arrested for looking funny?

[Ductape]

I'd plead guilty.

What if I kicked your dog?

[Umbrella Man]

I don't have one

What if I kicked your face?

[Ductape]

I'd shoot you with a beretta.

What if Michael Jackson came back to life?

[animex75]

id put him back in tht hole

what if you had a day to live?

[Umbrella Man]

I would blow all of my money

What if MJ was behind you?

[Ductape]

I would shoot him with a beretta.

What if MJ raped you?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd shoot hom with an mp-40

What if you ran out of bullets?

[animex75]

id use teh gun as a club

what if you cared?

[Ductape]

There'd be something seriously wrong.

What if Barney showed up and started singing "I Love You"?

[animex75]

id mutilate him

what if you had a life?

[Umbrella Man]

I wouldn't be dead

What if you had an awful hangover?

[Ductape]

I'd take some advil and sleep.

What if you didn't remember what happened in Vegas?

[animex75]

it stays in vegas

what if i stopped ninjaing yall?

[Ductape]

I'd be happy.

What if ninjas ruled the world?

[animex75]

pirates would go extinct

what if we stopped referencing internet stuff for 5 mins?

[Umbrella Man]

i'd be reffering o other stuff like...

What if you ruled narnia???

[Ductape]

the world would end.

What if I popped up and smacked you?

[animex75]

id kill you

what if this site died?

[Ductape]

I'd go to sleep.

What if I actually caught up on sleep?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd not really notice

What if you walked on a rainbow?

[animex75]

id put down the acid

what if YGO:TAS nvr existed?

[Ductape]

Your world would end?

What if Johnny Depp never existed?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd be sad

What if you were assulted while walking downtown?

[Ductape]

I'd be bothered.

What if you had scissors for hands?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd be mad (edward scisorhands!)

What if you met Johnny Depp?

[Ductape]

I'd faint.

What if you married Johnny Depp?

[animex75]

i wouldnt (imma guy, a STRAIGHT guy)

what if you managed to spend a week away frm here?

[Ductape]

I'd go insane.

What if this site didn't exist?

[Umbrella Man]

I'd be mad (how many times has that question been asked?)

What if you lost your arm?

[animex75]

id grow another

what if these forums died for a month?

[Ductape]

I'd lose more sleep.

What if you died tomorrow?

[animex75]

id go ta hell

what if you had a DN?

[Ductape]

I'd die?

What if you could fly?

[Umbrella Man]

I wouldn't

What if you could walk on water?

[animex75]

id be Jesus

what if there was a point to this game?

[Ductape]

I'd fail.

What if you were Criss Angel?

[animex75]

id be kool

what if i decided not to kill you?

[Ductape]

I'd be happy.

What if I did kill you?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd be disappointed probably

What if you found out you had school tommorrow?

[animex75]

id kill some1 (wow, you were WAY behind blu)

what if people checked ALL the posts b4 posting?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd give up playing this game

What if you were a super slow typer?

[Ductape]

You'd never get to post.

What if I licked your nose?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd be turned on, jk
I'd probably just smell what you had for dnner

What if we ran out of "what if's"?

[animex75]

this thread would die

what if i actually had 2 think b4 typin these?

[Ductape]

Your head would hurt.

What if the sun plummeted into the earth?

[animex75]

well, since the sun's bigger.....

what if i thought b4 posting?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd be surprised

What if Little Kuriboh joined us in this forum game?

[animex75]

tht would be kool

what if you people looked @ my posts?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd point out that we did and that our timing isjust off

What if leet was a language?

[Ductape]

I'd learn it.

What if Micheal Jackson was your facebook creeper?

[animex75]

id get a facebook so i can kill him again

what if i typed slower?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd leave

What if I left?

[Ductape]

I wouldn't notice.

What if I threw a dart at your head?

[animex75]

id duck and snap your neck

what if i typed even FASTER?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd go all " o.O "

What if ... brain freeze?

[Ductape]

O.O oh no!

What if there were no such thing as brain freezes?

[Bluespirit0000]

O.O my research is all for naught

What if the Jonas Brothers stopped by your house for directions?

[animex75]

they wouldnt leave....alive

what if i didnt take my avvies so seriously?

[Ductape]

You'd be seriously ill.

What if the Jonas Brothers didn't exist?

[Bluespirit0000]

Another band of brothers would have been formed by Disney

What if Disney stopped after 2001?

[animex75]

ida been happy

what if i didnt take my avvie seriously?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd not really care about it.

What if you were the last person to post here tonight?

[animex75]

i wouldnt be surprised

what if you DIDNT hav insomnia?

[Bluespirit0000]

I'd sleep

What if there was suddenly a dance party at your house?

[animex75]

id ask haruhi if she's behind it

what if i hadnt met Haruhi?

[Bluespirit0000]

Then you'd be bored again

What if your avatar made you fall asleep?

[animex75]

id be asleep alot

what if i actually took a day off?

[Bluespirit0000]

I wouldn't notice

What if I left right now?
(BTW, goodnight. bye)

[animex75]

night

what if i was right bout being last 2 post here for the night?

[0mnislash17]

Then I'd be proving you wrong, just like this.

What if I decided to let animex75 have the last post anyways?

[animex75]

ida gotten a 1st

what if there were others playing?

[0mnislash17]

I'd hope they'd stop lurking and post.

What if....Peter Griffin lost to The Chicken?

[animex75]

then id laugh and be surprised

what if Misa and Near killed each other?

[0mnislash17]

Then the game would probably be a draw... unless Mikami and Mello are allowed to be chosen.

What if I chose you as Near?

[animex75]

theyd probably guess tht move

what if Mikami and Mello killed each other?

[0mnislash17]

Game would be a draw for sure.

What if I had a coke in a glass bottle just now?

[animex75]

itd keep ya awake

what if i got a HoF for somethin this round? (if all Kiras and Ls killed each other, guaranteed HoF)

[0mnislash17]

I'd be surprised as it's hard to do that with your role.

What if you changed your profile to Near to throw people off?

[animex75]

itd be funny

what if i went to L nxt time i got bored of the profile?

[0mnislash17]

I'd hope it would be to show your support to the L-Squad in DN this round or next.

What if you had actually countered the Super Vote?

[animex75]

ida laughed

what if i decide i like Kira team better?

[0mnislash17]

I would hope you at least remained loyal for the rest of this round.

What if I fell asleep at the keyboard?

[animex75]

tht would be funny

what if i said i always stay loyal to my current team as long as im on it

[M.P.]

You would be right

What if you could go back in time and kill Hitler? Would you do so? (Take in mind who could rise to power in his place, because it could always be someone worse).

[Umbrella Man]

I probably wouldn't take the chance. I wouldn't want something worse to happen.

What if you became the leader of your country?

[M.P.]

I would try my best to get it out of the shithole it's in right now (Spain's pretty much affected the most by the financial crisis).

What if Queen never existed?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd live in space

What if sex didnt exist?

[animex75]

id be bored

wat if you were intangible?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd eat pie

What if you were a mod?

[animex75]

id hav some fun -evil laugh-

what if you had an abridged series, which would it be?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Chobits Abridged :D

What if everyone on YGOTAS.com was a mod

[Umbrella Man]

I would be a mod

What if you got banned for an unknown reason

[animex75]

id complain

what if we (the fans) banded together?

[Umbrella Man]

I would wonder why we did

What is you were frozen into plastic?

[niknnik]

I wouldn't do much, cause, you know... I couldn't.

What if you saw a suicidal squirrel jump off a building?

[Umbrella Man]

I would watch it fall

What if you were hit by a car?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

I'd get hit

What if butter tasted like fish

[animex75]

id hate butter

what if everything you saw was an illusion and that you are being used as a power source by robots?

[SSY]

I wouldn't be bothered.
What would you do if you were a robot?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Take over the world

What if the Trix Rabbit came to your door with a pistol

[animex75]

id give him the damn cereal

what if Haruhi kidnapped you?

[SSY]

I would call the police.
What if Haruhi knew santoryuu?

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

The world would explode into asphalt

What if the world exploded into asphalt?

[0mnislash17]

Then the world would be asphalt.

What if the world wasn't full of questions?

[Umbrella Man]

It would be full of questionless answers

What if someone stole your non-existant tank?

[SSY]

I would kill them.
What if that actually happened to me?

[Umbrella Man]

I would have a fake tank

What if you woke up in the middle of the road?

[SSY]

I would go back to sleep.
What if Naruto fought Luffy?

[M.P.]

It would be a tough battle

What if I got a crowbar and knocked you out?

[Serial Ulyssicider]

I would sue...:thatface:

What if Light Yagami and Lelouch played a game of chess against each other?

[animex75]

we'd get something better

what if people cared?

EDIT: found it!