Ways to Kill Someone with Everyday Household Items

[LordMaddie]

How many ways can we think of to kill someone with household items?

EG:

Stab them with a breadknife.

I'm not if this should go in Fourum Games, as it's not really a game, but...

SO ANYHOO, I'll start

1) Put them in the dishwasher

[Insane]

2) Impale them on a toaster.

[CELTIC]

3) Hit them on the head with a hard Plate

[lilliejean]

4) Attack with a freshly boiled kettle of water.

[LordMaddie]

5) Iron their face with a hot iron.

[niknnik]

6) Suck out their brains with a hoover

[LordMaddie]

7) Sellotape their mouth and nose up

[niknnik]

8) Tickle them to death with a feather duster.

[LordMaddie]

9) Make them drink bleach.

[niknnik]

10) Throw oil over them and light a match and throw it at them.

[kyuubikitXD]

11) make them OD on catnip

[niknnik]

12) Push them down stairs.

[LordMaddie]

14) Drown them in the toilet.

[niknnik]

15) Make all the alarms in your house go off and deafen them to death

[LordMaddie]

I don't think that waorks... |You'd need an awfull alot of alarms

16) smash a plate and gut them with a sharp bit.

[kyuubikitXD]

17) tell them the antifreeze is gatorade

[xHannahx]

18) shoot them.... A gun is a household object (Y)

[LordMaddie]

19) Whack them over the head with the TV.

[xHannahx]

20) Tell them there is candy in the plug socket

[LordMaddie]

21) Put their head in the blender

[niknnik]

I have lots of alarms :V

22) Iron them >_>

[LordMaddie]

23) Put them in the oven.

[niknnik]

24) Unleash your pet at them. Even if it's a hamster :V

[Sechmet]

25) Put their head in your aquarium so they'll drown and then the fish will eat their face.

[YoshiYoko]

26) Throw your old fifty pound TV on their chest. :3

[niknnik]

27) Freeze them in the freezer.

[LordMaddie]

28) Cut them up with the scissors.

[niknnik]

29) Drop a cabinet on them.

[xHannahx]

30) force them to watch baby tv for 24 hours

[niknnik]

31) Lawnmower 'em up.

[JesusRocks]

32) Cheese grater their face

[Eia]

33) Tie them to a chair and force them to watch a three-day marathon of Paris Hilton: My BFF

... this sort of counts?

[Ohara]

34) Jam a 300 degrees hair straightener down their throat and stickytape their mouth shut.

[JakatoX]

35) Staple them to Submission!! XD

[niknnik]

36) Force them through the paper shredder

[Titan50]

37) Put their willy in the sink plug

[SSY]

38) Stab them in the eyes with a pen or pencil.

[niknnik]

39) Beat them up with your Wii nunchuck... Oh the irony of beating someone up with an object called a nunchuck

[JesusRocks]

40) Turn on your computer, and show them 4Chan

[YoshiYoko]

41) Tape their eyelids open and make them watch every episode of Monty Python... twice! First at normal speed, then at double speed.

[Clank4Prez]

42) Repeatedly beat their head with a keyboard.

[LordMaddie]

43) Whack them over the head with a rolling-pin

[xHannahx]

44) make 'em into people pie

[niknnik]

45) Bury them alive in your garden.

[YoshiYoko]

46) Play Barry White, then show them pictures of their parents/grandparents. Watch them claw their own brains out.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

47) Strangle them with a phone cord.

[Clank4Prez]

48) Put their head in a microwave and nuke em

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

49) put Mr. Johnson in the garbage disposal and turn it on.

[Abridgedfan101]

(50) Not sure if this actually could work but..

Swallow a couple dozen Sharpie markers?

[redpheonix]

51. suffocation from a walmart plastic bag??

had that one been said

[Spoofs3]

52. Have their wife to bite off their penis :S

[Abridgedfan101]

53. Slit their throat with a children's trading card.

Was that said? Can't remember...

[DarthWario]

54. Hit them repeatedly over the head with a wiimote/360 controller/ps3 controller

55. Smash them over the head with a ps3

[Abridgedfan101]

56. Have someone eat some wires disguised as long twizzlers.

[xHannahx]

57) Deprive them of Yugioh abridged, only supply Naruto abridged!! mwuahaha

[l3o2828]

58) Write theyre name on a suspicious looking NoteBook

[xHannahx]

lol at 58 :D

59) Hang them on the washing line during an electrical storm =)

[YoshiYoko]

60) Just use the damn shotgun or pistols or whatever.

What? It's a household item!

[DarthWario]

61) Make them play Imagine:Babies for 4 hours while a knife rests nearby. They'll do the rest.

[xHannahx]

I did 60 already :D

62) smash a mirror in their face

[YoshiYoko]

63) Electrocute them with a toaster in the bathtub. :3

[Abridgedfan101]

64. Force them to listen to Snow White singing...

I love that Disney movie, but her high-pitched singing drives me bonkers =P

[YoshiYoko]

65. Mix the vodka from the pantry with the pain-killers from your mother's medical cabiner as well as some catnip from the garden. >_>

[Abridgedfan101]

66. Make 'em listen to CDs of friendship speeches.

[YoshiYoko]

67. Make 'em eat paint.

[Abridgedfan101]

68. Whack 'em over the head with a kid's lightsaber (With the thing lit and making slicey sounds =P)

[Ohara]

69. Jam a ninja katana through the tip of their nose.

[LordMaddie]

69. Jam a ninja katana through the tip of their nose.

Is that really an everyday household item?

70) Use a kebab skewer to pick out their brains via their nose.

[Serial Ulyssicider]

Is that really an everyday household item?

70) Use a kebab skewer to pick out their brains via their nose.

What, you don't have one?
Wierd...

71) Decapitate them with a pillow. A very sharp pillow.

[niknnik]

72) Put a used shopping bag over their head and suffocate them.

[LordMaddie]

What

71) Decapitate them with a pillow. A very sharp pillow.

That's just plain stupid.

[Abridgedfan101]

73. Make 'em run with scissors. And then trip 'em.

[niknnik]

74) Use household items to set up your house like the traps from Home Alone, but make all the traps lethal. Mind you half of those were lethal... Who could survive being set on fire and have heavy metal objects hit you in the head?

[LordMaddie]

75) Make them breathe in a load of really hot oil

[niknnik]

76) Lock them in the cupboard under the stairs and starve them.

[LordMaddie]

77) Strangle them with the phone chord

[Insane]

78) Scalp them with a rusty spoon that is stuck in a toaster

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

79) stab out theirs eyes with a plastic spork

[Insane]

80) Bash their head in with a toaster

[Oath]

81) show em the magic "disappearing pencil" trickwhile watchin the dark knight

[Insane]

82) Force-feed then a toaster

[Titan50]

83) Send someone an acid-spraying letter bomb, shave off all your hair, paint your face red and shoot yourself in the head.

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

84) Tell em that getting in the bathtub with a whole buncha electronics strapped to their bodies is the latest fad

[Insane]

85) Cut open their throat using a toaster and stuff it in their gullet

[niknnik]

86) Close the garage door on them and squish them.

[Ohara]

87) Throw a king-sized double bed at them.

[niknnik]

88) Fill up the bath with hot water and cook them

[Insane]

89) Strangle them with a toaster power cord...

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

90) Throw them in the white hot oven & lock them in

[Abridgedfan101]

91. Open a window really wide and tell 'em there's candy right outside it (granted you're on at least the 2nd floor)

[ChaosVincent1]

92) use a power drill on the person's head...

[Insane]

93) Stab them in the eyes with the plug for a toaster


I like toasters

[Serial Ulyssicider]

94) Sharpen your collection of defunct flash drives and throw them like nerdy ninja stars!

You may like toasters, but I love completely harmless items:)

[niknnik]

95) Get a match and light it in front of a deoderant can and create a mini flamethrower. Then burn them. BURRRRN.

[Insane]

96) Stick a fork in a toaster and ram it up the victim's arse.

[Titan50]

97) idk, something involving a toaster

[YoshiYoko]

98) Stick theirfingers in a toaster while they're standing in a bucket of water.

[Ohara]

99) Lock them in a cupboard and refuse to feed them.

[Abridgedfan101]

100. Slit their throat with a letter opener.

[Xanadu]

101 tie them to a tire from the garage thats randomly sitting there and roll them down a steep hill

[Abridgedfan101]

102. Bury them alive in the landscaping.

[Serial Ulyssicider]

103) Drown them with handwashing liquid!
104) ^ ^ ^ dishwashing liquid!

[Abridgedfan101]

105. Shove em in the dryer. And then turn it on.

[Serial Ulyssicider]

106) Garrot them with a novelty stretchy pen.
(admit it, you have one, your parents have one, your siblings have one...even if you do not remember it, you will have one. Trust me, I was pretty fucking surprised.)

[Titan50]

107) LOCK HIM IN THE CELLAR AND FEED HIM PINS

http://16.media.tumblr.com/Hxs1TBsQ4hm1c10ku8qBiT8to1_400.png

[Serial Ulyssicider]

108) Swear them to death with your mouth!

[LordMaddie]

109) Papercut them to death.
110) Spoon out their innards.

[niknnik]

111) Turn on your computer, show them this thread and scare them to death.

[Abridgedfan101]

111) Turn on your computer, show them this thread and scare them to death.

That's a good one...

[JesusRocks]

112)

iR5FXGIpWYM

[Abridgedfan101]

113. Drop all seven Harry Potter books on their head all at once.

[YoshiYoko]

114: Put antifreeze in the Jell-O. ._.

[Abridgedfan101]

115. Toss 'em into a locked garage and turn the car on.

[YoshiYoko]

116) Car battery, jumper cables, bucket of water. I think you can figure out the rest.

[Ohara]

117) Suffocate them with a pillow.

[Abridgedfan101]

117) Suffocate them with a pillow.

I think this has been said already, but I could be wrong. I don't know em all off the top of my head.

[Ohara]

I wouldn't be surprised if it had been. I only check back here once a day.

118) Tie them up and hit them in the back of the head repeatedly with a hammer.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

(these four kind of go together)

119) use a cleaver to chop off their head.

120) Scoop out their brains with a spoon through their neck hole.

121) put a tealight candle in the hole.

122) Set on table

(how to turn a human head into a jack o' lantern)

[Serial Ulyssicider]

123) Melt their face with a guitar solo. And an elaborate device that, whenever you play either a wrong, or right note (depending on your skill level and degree of sadism), tips some highly corrosive acid onto the person's face.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

124) Slice though there stomach with a slap-chop

[darkarcher]

May as well go in forum games.

125) Strangle them with a Sham-wow!

[potatoman4]

126) Spray Kaboom into their drink

[FanMan]

127) Beat them to death with a dictionary.

[potatoman4]

128) Rig a doorknob to electrify someone when they touch it

[FanMan]

129) Drop the computer monitor (the old big fat one) on top of a person's head.
130) Stuff forks and spoons down the person's throat.

[Zairak]

Odd kind of topic...

131) Hide on the roof and drop an X-Box on their skull when they leave the house.
132) Break the gas line on your stove and seal the doors and windows from the outside while they sleep.

[FanMan]

133) Smash a light bulb over somebody's head
134) Print out this thread on a sheet of paper and then start giving the person paper cuts until they bleed to death.

[musigal]

(135) rip up the loose edge of a carpet square and strangle them

[Abridgedfan101]

Poke 'em to death with those pool noodle things.

[musigal]

137) can opener, neck.
that is all I have to say

[M.P.]

138) sharpen toothbrush end as much as you can and stab someone in the neck

[FanMan]

139) Shove batteries down their throats
140) Make them sit in front of the tv until they die of boredom or hunger or from eating self caused by hunger

[AllisonWalker]

141) Stick a curling iron down their throat

[LordMaddie]

142) Force them to consume a lethal amount of wood polish

[musigal]

143) laminate their face

[mystra]

dunno if anyone posted this already or not (not scrolling through 3 pages to finde out) but pulverized glass will be a nice horrid and painfully bloody end

[Koneko-Chan-Nya]

145) Soak their toothbrush in turpentine.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

146) Scratch them with a bloody razor

[M.P.]

147)Cook up oil in a saucepan and throw it all onto someone

[musigal]

148) crush sugary cereals (i.e. cocoa puffs or trix) and force them to inhale the powder through their nose while gagged (so they can't breathe out)

[ChocoChio]

149) get them into a bathtub full of water then drop in the toaster
150) smother them with a pillow
[not sure if these have been said]

[marjoh3]

151) Put the vaccum cleaner in their mouth and suck up their inside.
152) Stick a sharp pen in their nose until it touches the brain.
153) Strangle them with a towel.

[Panikkay]

666) Make them them watch Hannah Montana for the span of 12 hours. They will be long gone by the time you check on them.
154) Shove their head in the toilet and keep it there until they drown.

[GcarOatmealRaisinCookies]

155) shove a oral thermometer in someone's windpipe.
156) change the oral thermometer to a rectal one.

[Panikkay]

157) Smash them in the head with a jar of starberry jam.
158) Strangle them with earbud cords.

[JesusRocks]

159) Pull their eye out with a spoon, grind it to mush, put it in a pointy shaped ice-cube tray, freeze it, take it out, and stab them with it FOR MAXIMUM IRONY

[Panikkay]

160) Jab them in the artery with a pen. It worked for Mikami. On himself.

[Beyond Card Games]

Yeowch......Mikami-san gets 10 points for being creative.

161). Lock them in a cupboard.

[Panikkay]

Poor, poor Mikami x3.

162) Get them drunk. Tell them it's a VERY good idea to pour wine all over themselves. Give them matches, and watch as they set themselves on fire. >:D

[Beyond Card Games]

Mikami was so cool.....

163). Pummel them with a frying pan*

[Panikkay]

Except for the orgasmic scene in the last episode. At least he went out with a "bang" in the anime. In the manga he was just all "ASDFUIEGFSKAGF&^*BSS78V*& UR NAWT GAWD" then he got arrested and died in jail.

164) Sic your rabid cat on them. If they're still not dead, grab a chainsaw after rubbing salt in their wounds >:D

[Beyond Card Games]

That 'orgasmic' scene always manages to make me smile when I probably shouldn't.
Best. Suicide. Ever.

165). Smother them with a pillow.

[Panikkay]

I know xDD
I like the blood splatter on the camera when the blood is spewing everywhere. They never do that in anime >.>

166) Fill a pillowcase with rocks. Proceed to whack them over the head repeatedly.

[Xats]

167) Throws a knife at a cord where a ceiling fan hangs and splatter the victem all over the room

[RenaRyuuguThePyscho]

168)Shove a can of beans in there mouth and then shove it down there throat

[Xats]

Is that really leathal (well depends on if the person chokes at them befor complete devourerment of course)
169) throw a computorscreen (oldermodel) with enough force and/or repitidly to crush the victims skull

[sonic cloud]

hmm i bet i can beat you all with just a spoon fork and a piece of celery also a fridge
170) Beat them with the spoon untill get in the fridge and then plug the fridge in and the use the fork to break the temperature control and finaly leave the celery as a signature to your work.

or you could eat it

[Skoringo]

171) Stuff napkins down there throat untill they suffocate.

[gwtyler1985]

172) slam a door on their limbs until they break and come off and then shove their own hand down their throat.

[Skoringo]

173) Strangle them with curtains

[NytmareChaos]

174) Stab a hole in their throat with a pen and shove a kitty in it and let the cat grow over time and eat its way out.

[Skoringo]

175) Shovew there face in bad kitty litter untill sufocation or something else terible ensues

[gwtyler1985]

176) if they have braces or metal fillings, break the glass on a microwave and point it at them to watch there mouth blow up.

177) if they don't have braces or metal fillings, just bash them over the head with a microwave until you see what grey matter looks like.

[M.P.]

178) Make them swallow poisonous spray deoderant

[Skoringo]

179) Snip brains with hedge clippers

[NytmareChaos]

180) crush their legs between the doors and use screwdriver to stab and pin their arms on the ground. Then slowly cut their organs out with a pair of scissors until they die.

[musigal]

181) tongs.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

There is something very wrong about this thread

[Skoringo]

182) SHove face through the TV

[jfrindler28]

183) forces victim to swallow drain-o

[Skoringo]

184) Drown them in a sink

[FirePixie109]

185) Convince them to get on the roof then pour vinegar in their eyes and then watch in hysterics as they look for a way down and fall off the roof. If you have a bungalow and they're still not dead, jump off the roof and use their body to break your fall.

[M.P.]

186) Call Chuck Norris and ask him to kill them with the room itself

[Skoringo]

187) Beat the shit out of them with gaming concle

[Annoying Chatbox]

188) put em in the drier and set it on high heat and tumble dry

[YamiYugiGirl]

189) Make them eat what they are allergic to

[EZE]

190) blenderize their feet.

[Angel27]

191) drop fridge on their head

[YamiYugiGirl]

192) hurl sledgehammer at them

[caps]

73. Make 'em run with scissors. And then trip 'em.

lol

193) strangle them with a power cord.

194) take a very particular very annoying, earsplitting loud trumpet *cough* open the players mouth very very wide, stick the horn inside, shove it down his through, and blow harder than ever before.

edit: throat, not through

[Angel27]

195) push them in the oven and put it on the highest temperature and cook them alive.

[ladykaiba419]

196) lock them up in the fridge XD

[Angel27]

197) throw them out the bedroom window

[TheOcean]

198) slice someone up with a pizza cutter.

[YamiYugiGirl]

199) Throw knives at them.
Has this been said already?

[Angel27]

200) grate their face off with a cheese grater

[WhySoBrittish]

201) Grab them, then shove a fork in a power outlet. (Kamikaze style!)

[Angel27]

202) Chop their limbs off with a blunt knife

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

203) Run with scissors :V

[Angel27]

204) Drown them in a bucket of bleach

[dancing_llama]

205) Suffocate them with bubble wrap

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

206) Choke them with a milkshake

[dancing_llama]

207) Force-feed them carpet-freshener powder

[3xplosive ducky]

208) Skin them alive with the rough part of matches might need alot of matches

[MigotoHana]

209) throwing a laptop at their head

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

210) Smash their head into a glass table.

[ClumsyCake]

211) With a spoon! Spoon the eyes out, and then spoon the brains

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

212) Repeatedly stab the person with the hook of an ornament.

[dancing_llama]

213) follow them around for the rest of their life repeatedly hitting them with a spoon

[Hobo]

214) Suffocate them with a towel.

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

215) Break a bookshelf on the person's head.

[dancing_llama]

216) Stab them with the base of a computer chair (May require disassembly)

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

217) Cut their head open with a spork.

[dancing_llama]

218) Unplug their internet...THEN CRAM THEIR MODEM DOWN THEIR THROAT!

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

219) Stab their throat with a fork.

[dancing_llama]

220) Disembowel them with a ladle

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

221) Hang them from a ceiling fan and turn it on

[dancing_llama]

222) Throw frisbees at them with blades attatched

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

223) Repeatedly close the microwave on their head

[dancing_llama]

224) Put piranhas in your toilet before flushing their head in it

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

225) Fry them with grease

[dancing_llama]

226) Put them in a rabbit costume and set them free on a shooting range

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

227) Super glue their nostrils shut and super glue their mouth shut too.

[drakebro]

228) Mix Bleach and Ammonia and lock them in the room.

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

229) Stab them with a sewing needle on one on their arteries

[drakebro]

230) break a glass cup over their head and continuously beat them while repeatedly saying "where's my money brian!? huh!? where's my money!?"

[3xplosive ducky]

231) Lock them in a closet with a blade covered rubix's cube. As they get bored and try and solve it, they will cut themselves repeatedly and eventually bleed to death.

[dancing_llama]

232) Mix bleach with their toothpaste/mouthwash and watch them eventually die of poisoning.

[drakebro]

233) Maul them with the bear arms the 2nd ammendment lets us carry.

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

234) Put knives at the bottom of the stairs and then trip them so they will fall hitting each step and if that doesn't kill them then they will bleed to death from getting stabbed by all those knives.

[Angel27]

235) Pour a mixture of bleach and disinfectant over their face when they are asleep and make sure that some goes in their mouth.

[KawaiKitty]

236) tie them up with dental floss in a closet, stuff a sock or two in their mouth and stuff their nose with war plugs and lock them up. no one will ever know. disposal: trash dump in several trash bags.

[Ambey]

Stick a hose in their mouths and turn it on until their stomachs explode.

[KawaiKitty]

238) stick a hose in their mouth, pressurize it and pump gasoline out of somebody's car and watch them die. slowly. hee hee hee.

[MigotoHana]

239) Have them internet chat with KawaiKitty for about an hour allowing her the time to steal their soul, slowly but surely.

[KawaiKitty]

240) steal their soul, no jkjk. I dont do that. do i?

actual 240: Hang them upside down with a rope untill the loss of blood to their feet causes a massive blood clot in the brain and they die of a seres of massive strokes.

[Chimeratech17]

I'm scared that we have a thread like this.

241) Decapitate them with the razor-sharp metal wings of a remote control helicopter.

[IAPuzzleshipper]

242) Set their bed on fire in the middle of the night after turning the smoke alarms off. :D

[Angel27]

243) Cut their throat with a blunt, rusty razor.

[IAPuzzleshipper]

244) Rip their hair out with so much force that they have a brain bloodclot and die.

[Angel27]

245) Make them a milkshake using thick bleach instead of milk

[IAPuzzleshipper]

246) Forcefeed them until they are so traumatized that they never eat again and starve to death.

[Angel27]

247) Staple their tongue to a table and cut off their hands with rusty scissors so they can't remove the staple and starve to death.

[Florence The Thief]

248) strap them down onto a table, put a ball gag in their mouth (so they can't scream) and violently beat them with a meat tenderizer until meat is tender and dead

[MigotoHana]

249) they allow the majority of users who post on this thread to be in their house with a chef knife or cleaver

[Florence The Thief]

250) rip off their leather pants, shove them down their throat and watch them choke on them and die

[MigotoHana]

251) rip off their panties/tighty whities/boxers/watever the heck they are wearing down there, shove them down their throat and watch them choke on them and die

[Florence The Thief]

that's cool.

uh, 260? it's only 251.

[MigotoHana]

252) have them stay up till 1 pm or later playing forums games with him ^ with a computer.

[Florence The Thief]

(I think you mean am not pm)

253) same as #252 exceot switch him with her^

[MigotoHana]

254) take household gun and shoot em

[Florence The Thief]

254) "stab him in the face with a knife"

"I already suggested that, bloody newbie."

lol

[WolfSpirit456]

255) hit them in the head with a pot

[8bitMickey]

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted.


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[Yamiluver01]

256) cut someone with many paper cuts

[WolfSpirit456]

257) stab them with a pencil... XD

[thecattygrl]

Trip 'em down the stairs...

... The legos at the bottom will do the rest.

[WolfSpirit456]

259) stab them with a fork...