Fairly Odd Parents: TFG

[berober04]

...I'm gonna give it a shot, so here it goes:

This is Fairly Odd Parents: The Forum Game and the objective is to be the last godchild standing! To do this, you're going to be duelling with other godchilds and their fairies in a magical duel of cool!

These are the rules:

How to play

*Each godchild has a set amount of HP (200*Number of godchildren)
*You are allowed to make 1 wish per turn to target 1 Godchild
*Technically it can be played from 2 players up

Winning

*For your wish to count, it has to follow the rules you'll see later...
*In the first turn, each wish will damage the target by 50*Number of godchildren, the next turn will be 40, then 30, until we stay at 10... HOWEVER:
*To make it interesting, only the coolest wish (as voted by the GM and any other losing godchildren [You can PM the GM with your order and he must take it into consideration, if you wish to challenge this, post here and I'll decide] will get the full 50*Godchildren, if your wish is the second coolest, you get 50/40/etc*(Number of Godchildren -1). So get creative!
*No wishes and you lose 50/40/etc*(Number of Godchildren +1)

The Rules

*Any wish that suggests killing the opponent does not count, Fairies can't kill people, they can only comically hurt them
*If you wish to win/eliminate a godchild, you are automatically disqualified!
*Once again, only one wish on only one target per round, the first wish is always chosen if you post more than one wish and if two targets are in the same wish, the wish is void (you can make another wish if you like though)
*Apart from the above ruling, any arguing with the GM will make your wish this turn void
*If two godchildren both wish against each other, they have the option of cancelling each others wishes out. They both have to agree on it and it only applies to the first two godchildren to do so, use this wisely.

And lastly, good luck!

[berober04]

[Post Reserved for HoF and Godchild statuses]

[Insane]

Sounds fun
*signs up*

[berober04]

Yaay! It's not fail!

[AsterGray]

lolwut?
I sign up.

[berober04]

Aster!

[AsterGray]

Library interwebs ftw. I think this game won't be blocked =^-^=

[berober04]

yaay!

[Kipper]

Oh,Gawd.

I sign up to see if this will be fail or not

[AsteriskRocks]

Alright I'll try it.

[berober04]

Yay, well since 2 people is enough, and we have 4, you decide, how many people should we have?

[Insane]

Give it another couple days with spam advertising, see how many you get.

[berober04]

Good plan

[torchic910]

i sign up

[Turtlicious]

i sign up

[AsterGray]

Oh,Gawd.

I sign up to see if this will be fail or not

NAW U XP

[Kipper]

NAW U XP

You are the one who is the Not You!

[Ishikawa Oshro]

ill sign up ^_^

[Seagull Dien]

awesome, i sign up

[Seagull Dien]

I've got a freak'en good imagination, so prepare too lose!

[WeirdSmells]

I sign up if possible

[berober04]

I've got a freak'en good imagination, so prepare too lose!
It's not about imagination though, it's strategy with imagination

@WS: Sure it is, I'll leave them open until tomorrow...

[AsterGray]

You are the one who is the Not You!

Yo Momma.

[Kipper]

Yo Momma.

:squintyface: Yo Dadda

[Seagull Dien]

When the game starting? Take ur time tho, no rush! or is there

[Kipper]

Should start today I believe.

[berober04]

OK, we'll begin now.

You get a day to come up with cool wishes. Begin

[Kipper]

CKg5ggoqJ0g&

[Ishikawa Oshro]

I wish for a substitute like in the pokemon games to take my place this turn lolz

[WeirdSmells]

I wish for a giant storm cloud to eat kipper

[Seagull Dien]

I wish I had a time machine! Now i use the time machine to bring back a dinosaur to our

time, dress up the dinosaur as me, ask Kipper to play card games with me, while Kipper

uses his deck i give the dinosaur the dino Rage structure deck! the Dinosaur defeats

Kipper and he goes home crying so hard that his eyes hurt making him lose 50 hp!


(that made perfect sense!)

[Kipper]

I wish for Jesus to come from the sky and swing his Jebus hammer to strike Seagull Dien across the head sending him flying all the way to France where the cheese eating surrender monkeys throw blocks of mozzarella at him and pelt him with Eiffel Tower trinkets.His skull then shatters and he drowns in his own brain fluids when the Dark Master Zork comes flying in and send's his willie to shoot him multiple times with fireballs. But a kind doctor saves him and stiches up his head and then stabs Seagull with a knife because the doctor was a double agent.
However a non-double agent docter comes in and saves Seagull but then stabs him because he got too annoying. However he lives another day.

( This would totally work on Happy Tree Friends)

PS: I have issues don't I?

[Seagull Dien]

I hope berober04 is french!

[AsterGray]

ahaha...no.

also I wish for it to rain candy.
blackpool hard rock candy.
I don't care who it hits.
:P

[Turtlicious]

I wish that siegden had 6 billion woolong bounty on his head and manfaye incapacitated him out of sheer creepiness

[AsterGray]

ARE WE GOING TO GET A TURN END SOON >:V

[Insane]

I wish...

for the opening theme and titles to play over and over again, getting higher each time until Turt can't take it anymore...
And then I wish to hit him with a hammer...

[berober04]

Yeah, I was just waiting for a few more wishes that were relevant...

So Turn end Now

[berober04]

Insane - 9/10 for a clever wish and a funny resolution (a rubber hammer i hope)
Turt - 8/10 for the fact that Manfaye IS creepy
Aster - 0/10 for target fail
Kipper - -1/10 for Zorc
Seagull - 5/10 for the dinosaur
WeirdSmells - 4/10 for 'lol it ate kipper'

So, this is how the points break down:

500 Points lost:
Asterisk
Ishi
450 Points lost:
Turtlicious
600 Points lost:
Seagull
650 Points lost:
Kipper
750 Points lost:
Torchic
--

Health List:

1800:
Insane
Aster
WeirdSmells
1350:
Turtlicious
1300:
Asterisk
1200:
Seagull
1150:
Kipper
1050:
Torchic

--
Turn GO!

[Insane]

Aster; WS, you up for an alliance?

[AsterGray]

Why not ^_^

[berober04]

Hrm... now I'm thinking whether or not to allow chains, so all 3 of you can be allies... nahh

[berober04]

Actually, while this is going on, I'll explain how it'll go down. You wish against each other and I'll ask if you want to ally, both agree and I'll post the confirmation. If there are 2 potential allies then I'll ask both people

[Turtlicious]

I wish torchic was forced to watch carmeldansen for thirty hours straight eventually when its ears start bleeding it attracts killer land sharks who nibble on its giblets

[WeirdSmells]

I'll join up guys.

[Kipper]

I get -1 cause I mentioned Zorc? Whatever...

Hmmmmm,

I wish Torchic got an extreme paper cut from reading all 102 issues of"Pretty Princess Monthly". Oh and then WS farts.

[Kipper]

ehh, Turn end?

[Seagull Dien]

I wish Kipper would have extreme bad luck cause he won't trade me his trident dragion (seriously kipper gimy that card!)

[Kipper]

I wish Kipper would have extreme bad luck cause he won't trade me his trident dragion (seriously kipper gimy that card!)

:squintyface:

[Seagull Dien]

apple juice

[torchic910]

i wish a fat nub fell right on kipper and he gave his trident dragon to seagull

dont worry hes kk

[WeirdSmells]

And I have a darkblood (half vampire/half werewolf) rip out Kipper's juggular multiple times

[Kipper]

And I have a darkblood (half vampire/half werewolf) rip out Kipper's juggular multiple times

I complain that would kill me.

[Kipper]

That's it, I'm PMing Bero for a Turn end

[AsterGray]

I wish for random golden sparkles to hit kipper...

[Seagull Dien]

i wants turn end soon

[Kipper]

i wants turn end soon

As do I

[Seagull Dien]

i wish a fat nub fell right on kipper and he gave his trident dragon to seagull

dont worry hes kk

I like torchic's wish cause kipper can't fall on himself!

*crowd* "oooohhhh!"

And i like the part with me getting the trident dragon

[Kipper]

:squintyface:

[AsterGray]

Hrm.......
how many people have actionated?

[berober04]

like I care anymore

[AsterGray]

Lazy.
*adds the game to Berober's pile of dead games, never to return*

[berober04]

Lazy.
*adds the game to Berober's pile of dead games, never to return*
:thatface:

[AsterGray]

:thatface:

how many does that make now? 5....6?