The Q&A thread

[M.P.]

OK...here's how it goes: 1 person asks a question (not a yes/no or a 'what do you think of...' question) and after a few responses, the person who asked the question will choose the favourite answer and then the person after the previous asker will ask another question with which he must decide a victor, etc. Try to answer in the most creative way possible. This is pretty much a caption contest but with questions. It'll be pretty much like this:

P1: How do you get to Sesame Street?

*after some posts*

P1: (certain person) wins

P2: What if this thread never existed.

And the thread goes on...

[M.P.]

I'll start: If you could take three things to an island with you (only three things), which would you choose and why?

[HolyShadow]

A television (Without a power source)
A power source (Without a television)
Several domesticated sea turtles whose only talent is to sing in a lovely a capella group

[musigal]

a piece of plastic to help distill the water (if you don't know, don't ask. or do, if you are really curious)
a pair of rabbits of opposite sex
My boyfriend

(this is assuming that the island is desert island aka no food, water, etc)