the world will end.

[torchic910]

Think of different ways that the world could end in 2012.

[Insane]

Kipper and Seagull could get a combined IQ higher than that of George W Bush...

[Just a Canadian Eh]

This thread, as Penn and Teller would put it, is bullshit!

A giant cross cuts the earth in two.

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

If all the men in the world became gay >:V

[Seagull Dien]

Kipper gives an atomic fart from eating to many buritos!

[torchic910]

the world spontanisle combasts

[Seagull Dien]

Kipper actually wins a duel, people suprised panick and eventually kill each other, it's pretty brutal. (I got many kipper ones)

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

The sun suddenly becomes a black hole and eats only earth

[Seagull Dien]

aliens from outer space called saiyan use energy balls and blow up the earth.

[torchic910]

all the other planets get jelis of earth and team up and beat up earth

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

:D WIN^

The earth implodes from being fail

[Just a Canadian Eh]

The Freaking outdated Shoop da whoop meme comes and Fires his lazar at us

[torchic910]

some guy makes a really big stinck bomb and wen he sets it off the world explodes

[Just a Canadian Eh]

The giant cock at the end of the newspost comes and eats everybody

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

PFFT

Food comes alivee and eat everything

[Just a Canadian Eh]

PFFT

Food comes alivee and eat everything

Food eats people!

Bush comes back in power.

[Seagull Dien]

giant boger people start sneezing all over the world.

[torchic910]

this fourm gets delted and everyone goes crazy and the world blose up

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Crazy baptist church kills all none Christians.

[Fenrir502]

Byakuya decides to frown just a liiiiiiitle bit more than usual. :D

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Billy Mays comes back and sets the world on fire

[Kipper]

....... Remind me to stay away from here.

On topic, Torchic gets a post count higher that 100.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

3V3R4 b0D4 274T2 733T 2P34K1N6

Edit: Translation: Everybody starts leet speaking

[M.P.]

Mickey Mouse grows twice as big as Godzilla and destroys the world

Mickey Mouse is evil

[berober04]

Mickey Mouse grows twice as big as Godzilla and destroys the world

Mickey Mouse is evil
Epic Mickey not Mickey Mouse, god get with the 2012 programme

[xellos88]

Virtual sex is invented and people stop reproducing, and eating and doing anything else and then humanity dies out

[M.P.]

The world decides, to fix all our problems, that we must eat each other (thatguywiththeglasses reference ftw)

[HolyShadow]

All the dolphins fly into space and space bureaucrats come to blow up the world to make way for a new hyperspace-road.

Don't forget your towel!

[Just a Canadian Eh]

SuperAIDS comes into existence!

[torchic910]

dinasourses come from the center of the earth and eat everything

[Seagull Dien]

A giant goomba jumps on top of all of us.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Giant mushroom sucks up earth!

[M.P.]

A genetically-enhanced giant alien squid will come down to earth and kill us all

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Jesus comes and PWNS us

[Seagull Dien]

hover cat comes for our souls!
http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcomgtto8ncrjrh8sqnx.jpg

[musigal]

giant rocks from outer space smoosh our whole planet and then then its pieces are scattered throughout the universe forever to smash other planets and destroy them

[Seagull Dien]

Giant aliens cut the Earth into little slices, so that they can put it on there earth and pluto sandwhich.

[Kipper]

Long cat gets loooonger.

[DarthWario]

The Vogons finally come and destroy our planet to make way for an inter-stellar bypass.

[torchic910]

desepticons come from space a destory the earth casue they were bored

[Kipper]

My brother uses proper spelling.

[DarthWario]

Cthulu and Satan combine powers to finally unleash their judgement on the Earth. And end up sparing noone.

You could do the same by replacing 'Cthulu and Satan' with 'God'

[musigal]

My brother uses proper spelling.

lol

and also, the sun asplodes *kaplooie!!!!!!!!*

[Kochiha]

Syd Barrett shows us to a better world and we leave this one for dead.

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers became the rulers of the world

[musigal]

purse dogs infect us all with rabies and we all die

[FanMan]

Chuck Norris gets bored with this planet, so he... well, you know the rest.

[LordMaddie]

Turns out the sun is really PAC MAN and he eats all the planets.

Wakka wakka wakka.

[musigal]

the oceans boil and evaporate, creating giant clouds that rain torrentially, destroying everything beneath them

[imphic]

An interstellar highway is made.

[Seagull Dien]

We finally learn the meaning of life and everybody dies of shock!

[Koneko-Chan-Nya]

Everybody starts using DESU at the ends of thier sentencesDESU.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Everybody starts yelling: ITS A TRAP!!!

[torchic910]

desu can never be said again and we all go insane

[Panikkay]

Ichimaru opens his eyes...and keeps them open.

[Mokuba Kaiba's Girl]

Everyone becomes a pokemon

[musigal]

lava

[Koneko-Chan-Nya]

Everyone dies of overdose of glomping by fangirls

[ILoveRyou]

Obama does something extremely irrational and extremely dangerous as a memorabilia to the first black president of the USA.

[Seagull Dien]

we all get flooded by pee!

[Just a Canadian Eh]

The brown noise gets played on an international broadcast by 10000 recorder players.

[DANMAN]

There is a message in the sky everyone can see, and it says:

"Game over!"

Then total darkness.

[Just a Canadian Eh]

We all get into a war over who has the biggest balls of them all.

[Seagull Dien]

I win the war of biggest balls of them all and everybody see's them and says eww and dies!

[musigal]

the earth opens and noxious gases from its interior suffocate us all

[Ohara]

Kroze gets laid.

[Kipper]

This thread is becoming very inappropriate <_<

A virus breaks out and the only cure is the blood of a now extinct animal. It's such poetic justice!

[RenaRyuuguThePyscho]

the worst twilight movie comes out and it so bad that time it self burns up killing every one in a fire of pure hell and doom

[Seagull Dien]

jack atlus actually becomes king of the world!

[M.P.]

*insert government conspiracy here*

[musigal]

severed limbs fall from the sky, crushing thousands

[Kochiha]

People realize that the notion of the world ending in 2012 wasn't true, that the Mayans predicted a change in their calendar structure if the year 2012 came about (and it isn't even the same damn date in any of the Mayan calendars), and that the only people with anything close to an end-of-the-world scenario were the Aztecs and their belief that the sun would stop shining if they didn't keep sacrificing their people, and since the race was destroyed the sun has all the fuel it needs, and as a result of people realizing that all of this is so and that nothing happens in 2012, we all sort of shrug our shoulders and end up inventing faster-than-light travel so that we can conquer numerous planets from the Elder Race, only to have them come back and have this massive battle with us in 2112.

This is the second sentence in this post.

[musigal]

People on internet forums begin to use grammar correctly and consistently.