How would you kill Kroze?!?

[Roseleaf]

(not to be seen as a death threat to Kroze. We will not carry out any of these plans...yet)

So how would you kill Kroze? Post the most gruesome, random, funny, or tragic death you can think of!

I will be giving awards for:

Most gory death
Funniest death
Most random death
Most detailed death
Coolest death
Worst death
Best one line death

Others may be added ;D

Also: When I saw this on another site, alot of people were going 'I dont have a reason to kill him/her' Just make one up! Lets say he killed your beloved pet or hid your fave yaoi/yuri comic.

Also, it doesnt have to be for Kroze. Maybe its just for a random person XD

Frankly, my most gruesome death would be:

Mug them, drag them into a back ally, beat them up a bit, spit on them, cut out their livers and rape them with it, sew it back in, rip out their eyeballs and shove in plastic toys where they used to be, smash their eyeballs on the ground, then saw them in hald and play with them like a puppet and bathe in their blood.

...I think I won gorriest death ;D

[JesusRocks]

One Line Death:

Kroze WINs

[animex75]

nail his fingers to a 2x4 and hang it above his head, cut his stomach open, tie weights to his feet and pull out his entrails (i imagined that he made 4kids the only company in the world that did dubs)

[Basketcat]

Ling Chi.
also translated as the slow process, the lingering death, or death by a thousand cuts, was a form of execution used in China from roughly AD 900 until its abolition in 1905. In this form of execution, the condemned person was killed by using a knife to methodically remove portions of the body over an extended period of time. The term língchí derives from a classical description of ascending a mountain slowly.

Lingchi was reserved for crimes viewed as especially severe, such as treason and killing one's parents. The process involved tying the person to be executed to a wooden frame, usually in a public place. The flesh was then cut from the body in multiple slices in a process that was not specified in detail in Chinese law and therefore most likely varied. In later times, opium was sometimes administered either as an act of mercy or as a way of preventing fainting. The punishment worked on three levels: as a form of public humiliation, as a slow and lingering death, and as a punishment after death.

[Xanadu]

blow up the planet Frieza Style
assuming I had those powers

[animex75]

ah, the death of a thousand cuts, i applaud you

[Basketcat]

ah, the death of a thousand cuts, i applaud you

Hehe, ah the art of torture. ~

[animex75]

mine is more of a nightmare fuel-ish thing....without pulling their guts out it would be a horrific torture

[Basketcat]

Oh, another nice way to kill him would be forced auto cannibalism.

[RenaRyuuguThePyscho]

i would turn him into a ghoul(zombie) and make him my slave

[Roseleaf]

Frankly, my most gruesome death would be:

Mug them, drag them into a back ally, beat them up a bit, spit on them, cut out their livers and rape them with it, sew it back in, rip out their eyeballs and shove in plastic toys where they used to be, smash their eyeballs on the ground, then saw them in hald and play with them like a puppet and bathe in their blood.

...I think I won gorriest death ;DReally? Nobdoy thought this was epically sick?

[Xats]

I'd eat his soul and let him slowly decay from the inside for an eternety

[xHannahx]

show him the world of fanfiction.net :V

[marjoh3]

Lead him to the giant rock from YGOTAS episode 24 and make the rock fall on top of him.

[Fat1Fared]

One Line Death:

Kroze WINs

you know, if you wrote that in a deathnote, he would just die of heart-attack (remember even deathnote cannot do the impossible)

My Kill

-Simple, I would use his sick mind to get him to create a torture device and test it out on him

[Basketcat]

Really? Nobdoy thought this was epically sick?

Nope, sort of amateur, actually. (: ~

[mystra]

cut his skin to ribbons, roll him in salt, wrap him in wet leather and leave him in the sun in the desert.
salt seeps into the wounds, wet leather in the sun will contract and crush all his bones, bones puncture major organs and will suffocate him as well.

this was actually in a book my ex-fiancée had about how to torture someone to death.

[Kochiha]

With science.

[JesusRocks]

Paper-cuts, all over his body. Followed by some blows to the back of the head with several hard-back books.

Then drowned in Vinegar :U

Which would hurt more because of the wounds

[Just a Canadian Eh]

Drown him in 20 meters of stuffed Kirby's.

[Basketcat]

cut his skin to ribbons, roll him in salt, wrap him in wet leather and leave him in the sun in the desert.
salt seeps into the wounds, wet leather in the sun will contract and crush all his bones, bones puncture major organs and will suffocate him as well.

this was actually in a book my ex-fiancée had about how to torture someone to death.

i'm not surprised that they're your ex-fiancée.

[Fat1Fared]

Paper-cuts, all over his body. Followed by some blows to the back of the head with several hard-back books.

Then drowned in Vinegar :U

Which would hurt more because of the wounds

well, if going to do it that way, wouldn't be better to leave him locked in a room with BadWolfTaylor for 24 hours????

[Roseleaf]

show him the world of fanfiction.net :V

Lead him to the giant rock from YGOTAS episode 24 and make the rock fall on top of him.


I think these two win funniest XD

[marjoh3]

I think these two win funniest XD

yay, what's the prize? :thatface:

[Random Fanatic]

Make him listen to Miley Cyrus while watching Care Bears.

[Kipper]

......Negative comment

[Roseleaf]

yay, what's the prize? :thatface:

having a free 'Not losing The Game' pass.

You can think about the game once ance you wont lose

[animex75]

lol

[Kochiha]

I'd tie him down and force him to watch Big Momma's House until insanity sets in, then set him up in a very Clockwork Orange-esque apparatus and force him to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special layered over the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog for forty days and forty nights. Then I'd let him go and watch him jump off a building after killing seventy-four people in an insane fit of rage with a broken lawn chair.

[Roseleaf]

I'd tie him down and force him to watch Big Momma's House until insanity sets in, then set him up in a very Clockwork Orange-esque apparatus and force him to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special layered over the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog for forty days and forty nights. Then I'd let him go and watch him jump off a building after killing seventy-four people in an insane fit of rage with a broken lawn chair.


you win worst death XD (and not bad as in 'your death sucks!' bad as in 'omg that is the worst way to die!)

Even the review of Starwars Holiday Special was just wrong...

[Kochiha]

In my opinion, just saying "with science" was the wittier comment, but this one was definitely pretty nasty. Although I could bring in some Dark Eldar torture methods that involve isolating all of his organs and cutting his flesh into various strips while keeping him awake and alive, but that wouldn't be killing him, would it?

[ChaosVincent1]

death by profit, penguins, justice, machines, and advice

[berober04]

STOP THE INJUSTICE!
We at the 'Former Academic Institute of Liberation' demand you stop mercilessly killing the Kroze's before they become endangered!
In the spirit of protection we at F.A.I.o.L have set up a Kroze Sanctuary where the wild Kroze's will be kept caged away from poachers like you and kept relatively uninteresting by making their lives as average as possible. That'll teach you to kill these Kroze's so mercilessly.

[ChaosVincent1]

DEATH BY BAD PUBLICITY

[Koneko-Chan-Nya]

Glue earphones into his skull and put the Pretty Cure opening song on replay, full blast.

[Issitheus]

STOP THE INJUSTICE!
We at the 'Former Academic Institute of Liberation' demand you stop mercilessly killing the Kroze's before they become endangered!
In the spirit of protection we at F.A.I.o.L have set up a Kroze Sanctuary where the wild Kroze's will be kept caged away from poachers like you and kept relatively uninteresting by making their lives as average as possible. That'll teach you to kill these Kroze's so mercilessly.

Silly institute peoples, there's no reason to protect Kroze. There's only one left, and/so there's no hope that it will ever reproduce. Just let it die out.

[RenaRyuuguThePyscho]

Silly institute peoples, there's no reason to protect Kroze. There's only one left, and/so there's no hope that it will ever reproduce. Just let it die out.

it's self reproducing

[animex75]

force him to listen to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers while watching Twilight and New Moon, all at the same time

[Random Fanatic]

DEATH BY DEATH

[Arkanoodles]

DEATH BY CENSORSHIP.

[The Lord of Change]

YOU CANNOT KILL IT WHICH ETERNAL LIES!

[90HeroMAXD]

Kroze cannot die, Kroze kills you.

[DrunkenShadow]

Kroze fails so hard, not even death will take him.

That is all.

[Turtlicious]

ninja him causing his brain to esplode BOOM!!!!

[Evil Zeno]

-_-

Death by Sky Tv Channels

[gwtyler1985]

i'd clone him and experiment with different ways of killing him, making him watch and experience each clone's death, then have him and the remaining clones fight to the death for my amusement. then when there's only one left, i'd torture him by nearly killing him in every way that i experimented with before having him torn apart, atom by atom, feeling the agony of his body and mind being torn away, and reassembled as a corpse.

[gwtyler1985]

i'd clone him and experiment with different ways of killing him, making him watch and experience each clone's death, then have him and the remaining clones fight to the death for my amusement. then when there's only one left, i'd torture him by nearly killing him in every way that i experimented with before having him torn apart, atom by atom, feeling the agony of his body and mind being torn away, and reassembled as a corpse.

either that or DEATH BY 1000 HOURS OF FORCED CARAMELLDANSEN!!!

[Xats]

either that or DEATH BY 1000 HOURS OF FORCED CARAMELLDANSEN!!!

that's the most evil thing ever, and that nobody actuaqlly knows how to translate "caramell dansen"...

[Litzana]

show him the world of fanfiction.net :V

What's wrong with FF.net?

My death: Swallowed and digested by Kirby. then sliced up using a cheese grater.

[Eia]

This thread frightens me.

[Skoringo]

I would throw him into a world of other internet memes and let them deal with him

[Dalord]

Death by penguin!

[Skoringo]

Death by Pedobear!

[gwtyler1985]

death by having his head stuck in a door and slamming it until the door closes in a pool of blood and brains.

[Skoringo]

Death because hes Kroze!

[gwtyler1985]

DEATH BY GEORGE TAKEI!!!!

[CELTIC]

Death by spam

[KingOfTheRubberDucks]

Death by letting a (brawl taunt) agitated Kirbophober at him

[Katt]

Death by negative reinforcement!

[brooklyn furry]

force him to read endless amounts of bad fan fiction!

[gwtyler1985]

spam commercials for the "Save the Kroze!!" program and let him do the dirty work.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

force him to watch this 9574937499733759373853964991127377637263 times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjbx_-BtP8

[Skoringo]

Death by the summonings and attacks by Obelisk TheTormentor, Slifer The Executive Producer, and Mega Ultra Chicken

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Summon Bahamut

[Turtlicious]

Take off my pants and rape him

[Skoringo]

Shoot him in the .face and call him michael jackson (O too soon)_

[Atemissa]

I would take him to an amusement park and get him on all the rides until hes as dizzy as a druk guy in a backstreet and then carry him over to the haunted house and have him raped by clowns. Afterwards, I would give him a nice bath and a fancy dinner and finally...

I would give him to the boogeyman >:3

[Skoringo]

Make him watch 2 Girls 1 Cup in the style of a clockwork orange (U know the machine set up)