Attention duelists! My hair Game

[Skoringo]

This game is called "The Hair Guy (AKA Kemo) Game." Inspired by more Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged games on the forums and even the Hair Guy himslef Kemo, this one is fun and simple!

The rules:
1. Start a sentence off with "Attention duelists! My hair" and put in your own joke.
2. They can not be jokes already made in Yu-Gi-Oh! Abbriged. Thiss may be the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abriged forums but originality is the main point of the game.
3. NO SPAMING OR FLAMING!!!!!

K I'll start: Attention duelists! My hair has fallen and it can not get up!

[Slick-Rob]

Attention duelists! My hair saw a fish! Kick its ass!

[MrsSallyBakura]

Attention duelists! My hair should be writing an English paper!

[Turtlicious]

attention deulists my hair gives me super strength

[SargeantMajorKururu]

Love it SlickRob. Nice FourStar reference.

Attention Duelists! My hair....um....my hair.....uh...........:thatface:

[Xats]

attention duelists! My hair can't beat shoot the bullet D:

[TerribleMasterUrd]

Attention Duelists! My hair is telling me that it want a new style

[MrsSallyBakura]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to fix the thread title!

[Litzana]

Attention Duelists! My hair is rejecting you!

[ocg-master]

Attention Duelist! My hair is failing German and it's very sad. :smiley3:

[Xats]

Attention Duelist! My hear !hcivdnas stae taht yps a si

[kammie]

Attention Duelists! My hair wants to be with you! ALWAYS!

[Tsurugikage]

Attention duelist My hair gives me confidence

[Xats]

Attention Duelist! My hair !uoy batskcab ot gniog s'taht yps a yllautca si

[kammie]

Attention Duelists! My hair is having sex with my voice! ...Awkward...

[Xats]

Attention Duelists! My hair has started smoking, making it's vocie sound like naruto!
"Belive it!"

[gwtyler1985]

Attention Duelists! My hair is having a cherry coke! It's tasty!

[KakashiFTW]

Attention Duelist! My hair is playing a childrens' card game! And it's winning!

[KakashiFTW]

Attention Duelist! My hair wants some of that cherry coke! It's thirsty!

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention duliest, my hair got shaved off! :(

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to think of it's own abbriged series but sadly is experiancing an idea block.

[Slick-Rob]

Attention duelists! My hair knows what you did last summer. (You disgust me.)

[gwtyler1985]

ATTENTION DUELISTS!! My hair is beating up kakashiftw for trying to steal our coke!

[CELTIC]

Attention Duelists! my hair is made of solid gold

[LIMEYGIRL93]

Attention Duelists! My hair is better than paris hilton!

[CELTIC]

Attention Duelists! my hair is needing cut

[Tsurugikage]

Attention duelist My hair is attacking your weakspot for massive damage

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention dullest my hair just died

[sajeev50]

Attention duelists! My hair are belong to us.

[Turtlicious]

attention deulists my hair has that new pedobear smell

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attetion duelist my hair grew wings and flew away

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists my hair thinks Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 0 is the best Yu-Gi-Oh! ever

[Slick-Rob]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to have sex with you!

[ChaosVincent1]

ATTENTION DUELISTS! My hair wants to kill someone!

[Kani]

Attention Duelists! My hair cant believe it's not butter!

[ChaosVincent1]

Attention duelists. My hair is afraid of aging.

[Angel27]

Attention Duelists! My hair should be doing homework.

[gwtyler1985]

Attention Duelists! My hair thinks that these jokes are more situational and that noone's going to come up with a good one that makes sense on this thread! Hy hair also likes bubble gum! It's chewy!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Attenton Duelist! My hair is hungry, make my hair brownies!

[Evil Zeno]

Attention Duelists! My Hair Has Turned Emo

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair had an affair with someone else, and now im going to kill it....buzz....****....this looks horrible.

[90HeroMAXD]

Attention Duelists my hair is saying to look at the direction it is pointing at....made you look.

[Turtlicious]

Attention duelists my hair is bored ENTERTAIN IT!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair gives me the power to be a rock and roll god!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair can stop people from dying from cancer.........by killing them.

[RoZo]

Attention duelists! My hair is being sued and its only response is :objection:

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention duliest my hair speaks spanish

[Roseleaf]

Attention duealists: I just saved loads of money on my car insurance! (I cant remember if LK's made that joke or not)

[Skoringo]

Attention duealists: I just saved loads of money on my car insurance! (I cant remember if LK's made that joke or not)
Dude you forgot the my hair part! But no he didnt make that joke yet. O well....

Attention Duelists! My hair weeps for Shawn Michaels retirment

[RoZo]

Dude you forgot the my hair part! But no he didnt make that joke yet. O well....

Attention Duelists! My hair weeps for Shawn Michaels retirment
Attention Duelists, my hair couldn't decide between HBK or The Undertaker, so it just yelled out "GO JERICHO"

RIP HBK's Wrestling Carrer

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair just go high on weed and is trying to eat me.

[Skoringo]

Attention Duelists! My hair is now a memeber of the famous gang the tunnel snakes

[RenaRyuuguThePyscho]

Attention duelists! My hair says The bar is a fail!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair is now wanted in 20 countries for murder, rape, grand larceny, arson, and excessive diarrhea.

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention duelist my hair is in love with Keira's icon...damn

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair wants to listen to Miley Cyrus but I want to listen to Breaking Benjamin, and my hair has a gun......HELP ME!!

[TheOcean]

Attention Duelists! My hair is going to bed, in a stylish sleeping cap.

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair lost a recent hair off with Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bo and Yugi

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair got upset and locked itself in my room but it closed the door on me and im stuck between the door.....I can't feel my legs....

[jerakats]

Attention Duelists! My hair has the ability to shoot laser beams!

[Litzana]

Attention Duelists! My hair just had gay sex with Yugi's hair!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair dose not know where the beef is.

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair's name is Dante and....its an alcoholic.........not

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair has the power to kill pedo bear before he gets to the children I use my child grabing class skills on

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair got its identity stolen.....by me

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention dulest my hair is raping you

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair is bored. ENTERTAIN IT!!!!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair was Jack the Ripper.

[Skoringo]

Attention Duelists! My hair is being raped by Pedo Bear

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair pissed itself while watching Gabriel Iglesias....I did too

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair and I beleive making an original abridged series is extremly dificult

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention duelist my hair is going to star in the next lady gaga video

[marjoh3]

Attention duelists! My hair challenge you to a children's card game on motorcycles.

[RoZo]

Attention duelists! My hair is looking for the One Piece, WHERE IS THE ONE PIECE!!!

[MarikIshtarismine]

Attention duelists! My hair can screw the rules!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair is suicidal, so its going to watch High School Musical.

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair cant beleive it's not butter

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair is spiky.....i think it has a boner....

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Attention Duelist my hairs power level is over 9000

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair wet the bed....not me...

[UNofFangirls]

Attention duelists! My hair is disappoint!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair says that this forum game is win!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair thanks you for the coplement (U know cause I made the game ROFL)

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists!! My hair keeps beating me at Guitar Hero.

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair loves listening to ACDC!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair declares war against the world.

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair is going to help NytmareChaos!

[TheOcean]

Attention duelists! My hair has to grocery shop because boys are dumb!

[LordZorc]

*points out that he is a boy and took offence to that comment*

Attention duelists! My hair is going to play the Nintendo Wii!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelist! My hair is addicted to Skillet.

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair is amazing is it not!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair just shot Elmo......ok...it was me...

[Skoringo]

Attention Duelists! My hair is the one thing that can not be dried by the amazing Sham-WOW!

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair was featured on America's Most Wanted, congratulate it or it will kill more PUPPIES!!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair likes dead puppies!

[M.P.]

Attention duelists! My hair is kira!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to tell you that it is L!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! One of my hair's joikes was just stolen

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair wishes to apoligize!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair says it was not you but M.P.! My hair also did not mean to cause confusion

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair now feels silly!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair says there is no need to feel silly

[NytmareChaos]

Attention Duelists! My hair wants to sell its soul for cookies.

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair almost has aquired a series it can abridge

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair has two series that it wants to do, but they have yet to turn into anime!

(BTW Skoringo, what series are you thinking of...)

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair has two series that it wants to do, but they have yet to turn into anime!

(BTW Skoringo, what series are you thinking of...)
I am goiung to choose one of these 10 possibilities:
1. Legend of Mystic Ninja
2. Super Sentai
3. Jubei Chan
4. F-Zero
5. Eyesheild 21
6. D.I.C.E
7. Chuck Norris and the Karate Komandos
8. Pokemon Chronicles
9. EX Driver
10. Kekkaishi

What is your abridged series?


Back to the game: Attention Duelists! My hair belives my abridged series (when I choose it and complete it) will be on a level of epic awesomness that is imesurable!!!

[marjoh3]

Attention duelists! my hair is going to the Childgrabbing University.

[LordZorc]

The series I'm considering are:
Bakuman (Which is not to be confused with a series of a similar name of which I can't bear to say) and ULTIMO.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakuman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ULTIMO

Attention duelists! my hair is having fun playing Final Fantasy XIII!

[Skoringo]

Attentions Duelists! My hair has finaly decided to eat my hand. IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!

[Keiralovesbakura]

Attention Duelist my hair just got banned

[Tsurugikage]

Attention Duelist my hair just mad an abridged series!

[Skoringo]

Attention Duelist my hair just mad an abridged series!

Really? What is it. Cause I'm plannin mine out?

Attention Duelists! My hair has finaly picked an anime series to abridge!

[Tsurugikage]

Attention duelist My hair is playing a childrens card game......on motor bikes!!!

[Syth]

Attention duelists! My hair shot the sheriff but forgot to shoot the deputy!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair didn't start the fire! It's been burnin since the worlds been turnin! by "it" I mean the fire. Not my hair

[bakurafangirl91]

Attencion duelists!!! My hair is having fun in this forum!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair is collecting much needed data

[Ichooseyoucardgame]

Attention duelists! My hair is saying he did not have sexual relations with that woman

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair is smexy is it not?

[Ichooseyoucardgame]

Attention duelists! My hair says it is NOT

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair thinks your hair is "hair-endous"!:thatface:

[jmemmerson]

Attention duelists! My hair just divided by zero! Oh shi-

or

Attention duelists! My hair is telling me to say Candlejack! I don't know wh

[ChaosVincent1]

ATTENTION DUELISTS! ........... I forgot what my hair wants me to say.

[Dynomit272]

Attention duelists! My hair is posting on this thread to join in with the community!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair's alter ego is Freakazoid. Don't tell anyone!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair is a big Star Wars fan!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair hates Star Trek.

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair loves V for Vendetta!

[Skoringo]

Attention Duelists! My hair's storys are on... SHUT UP So my hair can enjoy them

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair is running out of things to say... In America...

[Skoringo]

Attention duelsists! My hair is feeling dicouraged about my future and getting to college and graduating high school

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair is sad that this game died!

[M.P.]

Attention duelists! My hair is on motorcycles!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! I wonder how many of you are actually duelists!

[TheOcean]

Attention Duelists! My hair wants to buy a vowel!

[Gamemaster300]

Attention dulists, i can't belive i participated in this game

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair wants to ride a motorcycle

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! I have one!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair says you have to say "my hair" as well!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair needs to be washed right now

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention Duelists! My hair has just been in a shower

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair will glomp you all!
(4,444th post!)

[SMGstring]

Attention duelists! My hair is more important to the plot than Bakura!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention Duelists! I have to do an assignment now!

[TillymintKaiba]

Attention duelists! My hair is being annoyingly loud today!

[FluffyFTW]

Attention duelists! My hair has an itch!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair needs to be styled right now

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair is wet at the moment!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair said that Jaden's hair is a kuriboh!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! I agree!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair wants to marry Jaden's Kuriboh hair!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair is taking child-grabbing lessons!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is being assaulted!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair needs to be cleaned!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is falling!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair is informing you all have failed your exams!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is you teacher!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention Duelists! My hair is a bird!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair uses Loreal, because its worth it! xD

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair is hardly surprised!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair says "Kill your family! Kill your family!"

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair is informing you to obey my hair!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair said that you wouldn't have the guts!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair thinks your hair looks like a Kuriboh!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair says 'DOES NOT!'

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair says "Does too!"

[Dalord]

Attention Duelists! My hair Is a Lethal Weapon!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair will unleash child-grabbing powers if you don't stop bickering!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair says that your hair is no match against it!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair will assault you!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is fighting against your hair!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair was nonexistent about 2 years ago!
(NoSrsly)

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is smooth and silky!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair informs you it's time to die!

[3xplosive ducky]

Attention duelists! My hair is made of cotton candy!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair has candy!

[RyouBakura98]

attention duelists, my hair is in love with Michael Jackson

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair congragulates you on your first post!

[M.P.]

Attention duelists! My hair is planning to take over the world

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair exists~!

[LordZorc]

Attention duelists! My hair has to swim today!

[ladykaiba419]

Attention duelist! My hair is going to drown you!

[Draconia Dominus]

Attention duelists! My hair gives me power to defy the rules of the internet!

[Skoringo]

Attention duelists! My hair has the power to make people loos the internet!

[jfrindler28]

Attention Duelists! My hair hates all of you!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair gives me the power to become invisible.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Attention, duelists! My hair apparently makes me look fluffy.

[TheConFusedOnE]

Attention, duelists! My hair wants to take the blue pill.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair knows karate!

[Cardmon]

Attention, duelists! My hair doesn't know if this is already said but this game is fun!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair doesn't know if this is already said but this game is fun!
Attention, duelists! My hair agrees with this statement. :)

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to destroy Rebecca Black.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair hates Justin Bieber!

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Attention duelists! My hair is killing gladiators. Are you not entertained?

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is crying over watching Puzzleshipping videos. :')

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair gives me the power to summon lightning. :D

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to eat a cookie.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Attention, duelists! My hair is jealous of Yami's pointy hair!

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair wants to date Yami's hair.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair wants a cup of coffee.

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair is playing YuGiOh Online!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair likes to sing!

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Attention, duelists! My hair wants Marik to leave me alone!

[Cardmon]

Attention, duelists! My hair is posting to this game again!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair supports thiefshipping! :)

[Cardmon]

Attention, duelists! My hair supporsts Psychoshipping!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair thinks Twilight sucks! :)

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Attention, duelists! My hair thinks Twilight sucks! :)

Attention, duelists! My hair agrees with this statement

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair likes Mudkips.

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Attention duelists! My hair is expecting a few days and a few posts to change my details. I mean its.

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is visiting colleges this weekend

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair is a yuri fanboy!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is in high school!

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Attention duelists! My hair now is an official member!

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair hates Twitter!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair thinks Facebook sucks! :/

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My mullet thinks Twitter is a waste of time! :P

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is feeling sleepy.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair gives me the power to copy Bandit Keith's catchphrase.

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is going to watch Yugioh.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention duelists! My mullet thinks Twitter is a waste of time! :P
Attention, duelists! My hair agrees with this statement. :)

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is having a mrathon of Yugioh

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is watching the new episode of YGOTAS over again.

[Cardmon]

Attention, duelists! My hair has absolutely nothing interesting to say.

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Attention duelists. My hair is all happy because Semisoma TheAzureCrow replied to something she said on YouTube (even if it was to say nothing at all).

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair loves the sound of Akiza's voice in the 5D's one-shot parody! I guess you could say it gives me a.....HAIR-TRIGGER down there.

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is playing Pokemon White.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention duelists! My hair is playing Pokemon White.

Attention, duelists! My hair is playing Pokemon Black (I don't have White). :)

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair has both Pokemon Black and White.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention duelists! My hair has both Pokemon Black and White.
Attention, duelists! My hair thinks you are lucky! -_-

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair has to go to the bathroom.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is eating some chocolate! :)

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is eating a hot dog.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is bored. :/

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is watching season 2 of Yugioh.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is watching Japanese Yu-gi-oh episodes! :3

[Cardmon]

Attention, duelists! My hair just finished Yu-Gi-Oh! manga!

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair is drinking coffee.

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is sad cuz it's raining outside.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair has a pet goldfish. :/

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair has a pet bunny. <3

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Attention duelists! My hair wants Marik to return the book he stole from me

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair supports thiefshipping. :)

[Yamiluver01]

Attention, duelists! My hair supports thiefshipping. :)

Attention duelists! My hair is supporting it too.

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair is making Mac & Cheese for dinner.

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair is doing nothing.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention duelists! My hair is doing nothing.

Attention, duelists! My hair is doing the same thing!

[Yamiluver01]

Attention duelists! My hair doesn't feel well.

[WolfSpirit456]

Attention, duelists! My hair likes pudding!

Attention duelists! My hair doesn't feel well.
Hope you feel better. :)

[DTM88]

Attention duelists! My hair just mowed the lawn! My hair is crying (literally)!