Shirt Idea

[Bobcat]

Hey, here's one. "Everything I Need to Know I Learned from the Abridged Series."
1) Hair has magical powers; it can grant super strength and defy gravity.
2) Child grabbing classes are a waste of time.
3) Breasts are no match for a deep voice.
4) Yami looks damn good in a tutu.
5) Ancient Egyptians used lasers
6) Only adults can win at children's card games.
7) Gay people like to hibernate in caves.
Those were all the ones I could think of.

[Aria]

so...all of those would go on the shirt?

[Bobcat]

Right. It's based on those posters, "Everything I know in life I learned in kindergarten."

[Majick]

Number 3? Was it a deep voice or a big chin?

[Bobcat]

Might have been the chin. I couldn't recall.

[uberpwn3d]

yeah it was the chin

[Bariyou]

8) Those who have money may screw the rules
9) Shut up and duel me!
10) Rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law
11) You're not a ghost. No e'ffing way.
12) All plot lines make a lot more sense in the original manga

We could go up to twenty, and then start weeding some out. The original line could go on the front, with the list on the back. Also, we need a few more Mai, Joey, Grandpa and Rebecca quotes.

[Majick]

13) Playing a card game is a lot like making love.

[Bobcat]

14) Americans always wear sunglasses.
15) If somebody is knocked down, you should check his pulse.
16) Teddy bears are evil.
17) If you lose, but you could have won, then by default you win.

[Majick]

18) Only Americans can say America and American.

[Bitter]

18. Emo strategies pay off.
19. Throwing a harpoon isn't always the best way to get someone's attention.
20. Being Seto Kaiba's little brother means you control who lives and who dies.
21. Disguising yourself as a bee does NOT help you to win.
22. Fangirls ruin everything.
23. Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
24. You can't fix all your problems by mind crushing people.
25. Never leave your beaver exposed.

Sorry, I'm skipping 20 and saying we roll to 25 for now. There are just so many good lessons!

[Bakurakrazie]

XD Two shirts, then? Or smaller print . . .

26) Rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law
27) Shut up, Mokuba.

[Bobcat]

Heh.
This shirt needs to be made.

[sonicherosfan]

28. You can learn l33t hackzorz skills from watching old episodes of Star Trek. (At least, I think that's what it said)
29. The only way to solve all of real life's real problems is cards froma children's card game,
30. You don't stand a ghost of a chance. (Sorry, I couldn't resist x3)

Y'know, this would make one SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME poster, come to think. xD But a shirt would be just as pwning. :3

[TPMX]

31) Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic.
32) Kaiba needs to get laid.
33) The loot system sucks.

Ditto on the poster.

[Ben]

Get to 50, and this shirt is made.

[TPMX]

Worship....

34) Super special awesome stopped being funny 10 episodes ago.
35) Pochohantes (sp) lives in India.

[megamn17]

36) Borat is actually from Egypt
37) People go to Egypt when their grieving (sp)
38) Most anime plotlines sound like bad fanfics
39) Cheap parlor tricks are extremely errotic
(If thats not appropriate...)
39) Teddy Bears can be possesed
40) I learned how to delete files that would otherwise be taking up space

[sonicherosfan]

41. Card Games is what Christmas is all about.
42. Standing up dramatically at the same time solves almost everything.

Okay, so I'm not so sure about number 37; I bet if we reworded it, it would make more sense.

<span style='color:darkgreen;'>Fixed numbering. - Ben</span>

[sonicherosfan]

** whoops, meant 41 & 42. My apologies. (I was an idiot and forgot to click "submit". My brain doesn't work in the summer. xP)

[TPMX]

39) is 31). So we're on 42?

43) Guns=bad. Crossdressing princesses=good.
44) I'm secretly a furry.
45) BRAINS!

[sonicherosfan]

Like I said, i forgot to press "submit". I had it in the box and stuffs, but WUTEV.

Less than ten away! WOO~

46. Everything in life is always thousands of miles away.
47. Nothing is ever your fault; it's all the writing staff's fault

[Ben]

By the way, I just need to check, does anyone object to me stealing using your list submissions on the shirt?

[sonicherosfan]

48. When you're voiced by Dan Green, you can do whatever you want.

Alright, I'll give others a chance now. x3

[sonicherosfan]

Nope, no problem with me.
(if my replies are slow, I apologize; at this moment, I'm watching YGO: TAS right now. That should be enough of an excuse, right? x3)

[megamn17]

49) Youtube can't stop a really popular series!
one more!

[TPMX]

I don't mind that much, I'll feel super special awesome about it! I can say "I helped made a T-shirt and I didn't even get a lousy T-shirt!"

50!) Always wear a condom when playing card games!

[sonicherosfan]

My parents would FLIP and do a couple of cartwheels if they saw that #50 on my shirt. o_O

How about "Card Games are the Meaning of Life"?

[TPMX]

lol, Or maybe "You feel deep shame after reading this entire shirt."

And we had "Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic" twice, not like your parents won't flip after the rest. lol

[megamn17]

Hey Ben do we have ourselves a shirt? Please...

[Ben]

Yes, this shirt will be born into the world soon.

[Bobcat]

I have no objections to my suggestions being used. Though I think we had a couple of duplicates, and a couple of them weren't really phrased as "lessons." So emergency backup lessons!

51) Voices grant superpowers.
52) Do what the man in your head tells you to do. (Abridged Movie refference, might need rephrasing).
53) Somebody who would leave you broke and homeless is a good role model for children.

[TPMX]

They really aren't lessons, just things you've learned. One more backup.

54) Gambling is good for you.

[Bobcat]

That's just perfect. Wish I'd thought of it.
And what I meant was that Shut Up, Mokuba is funny, but it isn't really a thing you learn.

[Aria]

you could rephrase it as "tell mokuba to shut up."

[Bobcat]

Or "Little brothers are to be seen and not heard."

[Aria]

i like that too, that's pretty cool. i could apply that to my OWN brother...

[TPMX]

That should definitely be on the shirt.

[artemismaiden]

More backup lessons (just in case): stealing makes everything better
people will believe you if you swear on the life of your pink shirt
in my country you would be stoned to death for your insolence
must. risk. life. for cards
Disneyworld is too much fun to destroy. Destroy EuroDisney instead.
You're going to die. Then you'll be dead. Because I killed you.
There's nothing more powerful than invisible guns.
Card games are the answer to all life's problems
If Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees got married and had a baby, Bakura's ring would be
the baby.
I think the last thing should be: and the only thing I know for certain in this world is
that there's a strange man living inside my head that tells me to do things
All right thanks for listening to my suggestions! I hope you can use a few of them :) This shirt is going to rock! Choose wisely Ben...

[sonicherosfan]

I'll go for artemismaiden's final suggestion. That would be one snazzy ending. :-)

[artemismaiden]

*Blush* Gee thanks ;-)

[sonicherosfan]

Heh, any time. :D

[chimera17]

Another one.

"You can survive anything if you're the main character."

[Bitter]

Wow. I'm excited about this t-shirt! Please feel free to use our suggestions, Ben!

[sonicherosfan]

"You can survive anything if you're the main character."
That one should be on there no matter what.

[TPMX]

I came up with a new one.

"In case of emergency, drink your own urine."

That could be a shirt all by itself!

[bowen13]

"I'm so tired
I could poo blood"

[Bobcat]

We ought to slow down on the suggestions. If Ben is already working on it, we don't want to overwhelm him.

[TPMX]

Yeah, but it's not like we're forcing them on him, we're just giving him more ammo, cause some shots may be duds. [/gun reference]

[Bitter]

Couldn't resist submitting two more...just in case:
~The greatest American hero of all time is Hulk Hogan.
~FANSERVICE!


Ben, could you please make this t-shirt in women's sizes as well? As I am a woman...with girly parts.

[Elt]

55) I swear it on the life of my pink shirt (on a pink shirt)

[averageperson]

a shirt saying- "Yugi-licious"

[TPMX]

Focus on the topic, thank you.

I'm not sure about 55, cause it's not something you learn and rephrasing seems just kinda odd.

[Ellethefair]

I like, 'Shut up and Duel Me"
I made up one!!!
"Shut up Mokuba!"

[enjoi7ca]

The Romans played Pokemon
Binky-Boy

[Awesomeness101]

Screw the rules I have money and Screw the money I have rules should be right next to each other.

[Bobcat]

So is there any new progress on the shirt, Ben?

[kbinferno]

Ancient Egyptians used lasers
Gay people like to hibernate in caves.
Rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law
If somebody is knocked down, you should check his pulse.
Teddy bears are evil.
Throwing a harpoon isn't always the best way to get someone's attention.
Fangirls ruin everything.
Never leave your beaver exposed.
You can learn l33t hackzorz skills from watching old episodes of Star Trek.
I'm secretly a furry.
it's always the writing staff's fault


Those were my favorites, which are the ones that can be placed on a shirt sucessfully and not give hints to you playing/watching YGO. Thus, creating a shirt that can be an "inside" joke to you and your TAS friends, and also score points with females. Cause everyone loves the list shirts.

Also, this can be a shirt of its own:
Front: and the only thing I know for certain in this world is
Back: that there's a strange man living inside my head that tells me to do things

Seems like the cliche emo shirt front, with the off-guard catch on the back.

[animerika]

Even though a "villain" dies in a series doesn't mean he can't come back for a few minutes in the movie

Yugioh/Duel Monsters portrayed in anime makes no sense at all

Spiked breastplates spiked at certain places is a 4kids no no

Tea is saving her self for Yami marriage

It's okay to forgive 5 men who tried to kill you as long as you don't play their video games

VCRs can steal your souls

Always take advantage of your best friend's blind sister

Duke Devlin brings sexy back

I'm so late, but I just wanted to post a few, and overall this is a fun topic to post in, it should turn into a thread game or something IMO

[kbinferno]

I like the "Always take advantage of your best friend's blind sister" one. That should be added to my list ^_^

[Ben]

Gah, my Photoshop is being screwy. This may take a while. In the meantime, if anyone else has Photoshop and wants a stab at it, the PSD template files are on the http://printfection.com site.

[Bobcat]

I'd be glad too... if I owned Photoshop.
Somebody please help! This shirt rocks too much not to see the light of day!

[Bobcat]

This shirt shall not die! Has anybody with photoshop looked into it yet?

[Brett]

for the girls they should have the duke devlin heart thing
and how you can't stare directly at them
for guys they should have the this is a girl i would want to play cards
with and when i say play cards i mean have sex

[Kirocuto]

sorry for being late but

#???:People play card games in hell.

[KaitouYahiko]

I have photoshop if you would like me to try it?
I recently got it so I don't really know how to use it.

Edit: Yep I have no idea what I'm doing. I think it's to long. (don't know if this link will work but...)
http://www.printfection.com/customer/product_detail.php?productid=1287172
But if you look at it it's not really read able.

[Bobcat]

The link doesn't work. But hey, anyone wants to take a stab at this, they're more than welcome.
It's times like this I REALLY wish I had photoshop.

[KaitouYahiko]

Didn't think the link would work....But hey I tried.

[valnn]

Screw the rules I have a T-shirt

[zethos20]

Bullying is just wrong but destroying peoples minds with your hand is A-OK

I think that is perfect and I have no objections to it being used

[Chac]

what about: If you really wish to know you have to talk to the hand

and that one could be a shirt on his own:
I just killed a gay clown

[Chac]

one more idea:
on the front:
Screw the money, I have rules...wait let me try that again
and on the back:
Screw the rules, I have money!

[MorganXII]

holy S*** on a F****** sandwich, oh man i died the first time i heard that i effing died laughing

[MorganXII]

I can do whatever i want, im voiced by DAN GREEN!

[hellbear66]

I propose a big poster with 101 life lessons from YGO Abridged.
I'd purchase two: one for my wall, and another for my door. And three more for my two sisters and my best friend. Whoever made this a poster could get rich, FAST. If they include good lessons with good phrasing, at least.
Sometime I have to make an organized list of the best lessons on here, and number them.


And a few of my own, some just better phrasing, some original lessons, some versions of quotes that SHOULD count as lessons and might if they were just rephrased a bit, some are facts that could count if your standards are low, and some are just statements that should be on there. Without further ado, I give you Life Lessons from YGOTAS:

*Cursed videotapes are all the rage!
*Having money means screwing the rules. ALTERNATE: Having money screws everything.
*Your mother plays card games in hell!
*I need to go sandpaper my throat.
*Americans never take off their sunglasses.
*You did NOT just dis my catchphrase!
*Yami DOES smoke marijuana- and it's GOOD STUFF.
*"Play card games with" means "have sex with".
*Bakura's new name is "Chunk".
*By the way, there are no tacos.
*There are no girls in Yu-Gi-Oh, just extremely girly men.
*And Marik Ishtar is the girliest. ALTERNATIVE: Maxamillian Pegasus is the girliest.
*Nobody liked season four.
*The future is a dark place, full of ripping off The Abridged series and card-game-playing rap artists.
*My voice gives me super strength!
*My hair gives me the ability to defy gravity!
*These aren't the breasts you're looking for.
*Rejected!
*I wasn't going to say that in america.
*I assure you, this is not an elaborate ruse to get my hands on an ancient egyptian artifact. (Or something like that...)
*Giant rocks change your life.
*The Ancient Egyptians used laser beams!
*The Ancient Egyptians played Yugioh!
*The Ancient Romans played Pokemon!
*Teddy bears = dangerous.
*Your enormous breasts are no match for my gigantic chin! (I may have misphrased this one, though.)
*Zorc is that crazy kook destroying the world.
*You do realize, you're paying for this call.
*Sex isn't THAT sexy.
*Burn the witch!
*Tristan is the finest mind of his generation.
*Joey is clearly a role model for children everywhere.
*I'm your inappropriately voiced computer system!
*Mood: Fabulous!
*I can sense you coming. And when you do, I'm going to spice up your life!
*ALWAYS preheat the oven.
*I'm getting chocolate fudge in my eye sockets!
*I'm angry, and now I'm going to tell you why!
*Why on earth would there be evil rings and hobbits on this island?
*It's sort of like that book, lord of the flies.
*The sun will be up in a few hours!
*I was right about the sun!
*I have to go to the bathroom, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it!
*My limey senses are tingling.
*It's Limey-Man! Kicking ass and drinking tea.
*I'm going off to do British things, like drink cups of tea.
*Nobody names a boy Florence.
*Hit the brakes you dumb broad!
*Young siblings should be seen and not heard.
*Money is smexy.
*Women with heart conditions should not look directly at Duke Devlin.
*Neither should women without heart conditions.
*He's very pretty.
*Joey couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag. Neither could Tristan.
*Kaiba's dragon is so big.
*Seto Kaiba has a dragon fetish and sounds like Brock from Pokemon.
*I instantly forgive you.
*Mako's a freaky fish guy! ALTERNATIVE: That Mako guy is a f***ing psycho!
*The ocean says 'Yes'!
*Bakura has been permitted THE friendship.
*Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience.
*The Yu-Gi-Oh show is based on real people and real events. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
*Tristan always gets to be Corey Feldman.

Hope you like mine!

[KingAteam]

I have one!
Where's my F**king Paycheck

[KingAteam]

"L'OREL because I'm worth it"

[Milja92]

Hellbear66 already said this:
Burn The Witch!
I want that on my T-shirt. ^^

[hellbear66]

I'd get that and paint an arrow pointing to my face on it.
Maybe with flames or a stake or something on the back.
Or Tristan's face. ;P