Yo Mama

[NytmareChaos]

This game is relatively simple. All you have to do is score the joke before from 1 to 5, 1 being the lowest. Then post your own Yo Mama joke for the next person.
I'll start.

Yo Mama is so fat her version of Twister has one dot.

[Skoringo]

YES SOMEONE STARTED THIS!!!! I was going to at some point but awesome!!!

Yo mamma's a lamma

[TheOcean]

2

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

[Clank4Prez]

:objection:

I made a thread exactly like this and it was locked. I demand to know the meaning of this. :squintyface:

[MarioMaster3000]

:objection:

I made a thread exactly like this and it was locked. I demand to know the meaning of this. :squintyface:
Your thread was created back in the days where you had to have permission to make a game. That's why it was locked.

Getting back on topic...

@The Ocean: 3

Your mother's so dumb, she smashed clocks to "kill time".

[Velocity]

2

Yo mamma's so dirty... when I went over to her house and asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, spread her legs, and said, "Crabs."

[gwtyler1985]

3

yo mama's like old milk. white & chunky.

[Insane]

-1

Yo Mama's HeavyDDr

[Skoringo]

Yo momma's so fat, she went to in and out burger, ate in, couldn't get out

[RoZo]

Yo mama's so dumb, when the news reporter said "And now we remember about 9/11" she said, "Why we gotta remember about a phone number?"

[Skoringo]

Yo momma's so stupid, for entertainment, she sits on the tv and watches the couch

[RoZo]

Yo mama so ugly, at the strip club, people pay her to keep her clothes on

[Skoringo]

Yo momma's so fat, she steped on the scale and it read: HOLY SHIT! R U SERIOUS? GO ON A DIET BITCH!!!

[NytmareChaos]

3

Yo mama so fat when she texts WTF? she means Wheres The Food?

[Kochiha]

2

Yo mama so dumb she got a prostate exam.

[tsk]

2

Yo mama's so annoying that Naruto couldn't believe it

[CELTIC]

1

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

[RoZo]

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, when she smiled on the street, cars started slowing down.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

3/5

Yo mama's so stupid when she went to Wal-mart she started crawling on the floor looking for low prices

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

3/5

Yo mama's so stupid when she went to Wal-mart she started crawling on the floor looking for low prices

[NytmareChaos]

4

Yo mama so stupid when she was driving to the airport she saw the sign "Airport left" and turned around and went home.

[Ichooseyoucardgame]

4.5
yo momma is so stupid she though yugioh 5D's was gonna be good

[NytmareChaos]

3

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[Skoringo]

We rankin them now or something???

Yo mommas so fat, when someone brings up the word Diet first words out of her mouth are, "What the hell is that."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

[QUOTE=Skoringo;1120534]We rankin them now or something???

Read the rules.

2/5

Yo mama so stupid she tried to spell M & M backwards

[Skoringo]

3/5
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Eminem was a giant m&m and wanted to take a bite out of him

[Turtlicious]

1/5

yo mama's pant size is
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BITCH LOOSE SOME WEIGHT

[Kochiha]

1

Yo mama so skinny she makes concentration camp victims look fat.

[Turtlicious]

1/5 in poor taste...

also my mother was a saint

your mama was uch a slut her indian name is suck for a buck

[Gamemaster300]

yo mama so fat when it's raining out she uses a hghway as a slippenslide.

[Turtlicious]

your mother is a whore...

[Kochiha]

1/5 in poor taste...

Y'mean this whole thing isn't in poor taste? (Concentration camps were a British invention, by the way; they used them to kill off Boers.)

Also, YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v55/Deathscythe87/frenchtaunter.jpg

[Velocity]

1000000000000 :biggrin:

I can't even think of something that can compare to that at the moment.

[Skoringo]

Yo momas a silly sod

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Yo mama so ugly she can only be yo mama

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress everyone shouts out "Hey Kool-Aid!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so stupid she named her house butt and her son crack ,and when she called the cops she said I looked all in my butt but I can't find my crack.

[Skoringo]

Yo mommas so fat and stupid she thought when they invented butterfinger, she was excited for the wrong reason. She thought they were gonna put butter on her fingers yet was still excited for the candy result

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang "a b c d e f g, get your fat ass off of me"

[Skoringo]

Yo mommas so ugly, fat, and stupid she's the one thing chuck noris can't beat

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so old she saw "Passion of the Christ" live

[Skoringo]

Yo mommas so fat she once looked at a box of wheat thins, thought it could make her thin agaoin and said, "Too late for that"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so old when she was a child, rainbows were in black and white.

[Skoringo]

Yo mama's so old, the phrase "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" actually ment that

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said "We can't fix that"

[Ichooseyoucardgame]

yo momma so stupid when she heard of BET she got her gambling book out

[Skoringo]

Yo momma's so fat, bitch hopped in the ocean sang sister sledge with all the whales

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

[Skoringo]

Yo mama's so fat, I proposed to Jaba the Hutt he should date her and he said, "Yeah if I was drunk.

[Angel27]

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout "Taxi!"

[JesusRocks]

Yo mama's so old that when historians talk about 1st century Palestine she says "those were the days"

[RoZo]

Yo mama so fat, she bleeds chocolate milk...

[Angel27]

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

[RoZo]

Yo Mama so fat, she puts Mayonase on her diet pills

[Angel27]

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

[Skoringo]

Yo mama's so ugly, she got in a car wreck, went to the repair shop, mechanic's said "nothing we can do about that". And by that they mean yo mama!

[RoZo]

Yo Mama so dumb, she called the operator to ask what's the number for 911

[LordZorc]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

And watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

[Skoringo]

Yo momma's so dumb, she couldn't spell IQ

[LordZorc]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw a school bus she said "Somebody stop that twinkie!".

[Skoringo]

Yo mama so fat, she ate a ture thuinkin it was a hostess cupcake with no filling

[Angel27]

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

[Skoringo]

TO mama so skinny, I saw her on a help the starving comercial

[NytmareChaos]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.

[Skoringo]

Yom mommas so fat, she died of eating a bus that looked to her like a twinkie

[Angel27]

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

[Skoringo]

Yo mama so white, she picked up a peice of paper and disapeared

[Turtlicious]

Your mother gave me a 2$ blowjob last night...

now for the joke

[Skoringo]

Yo mama so stupid, One guy offered her a BJ and she said, "What about the other letters"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3856109

[Skoringo]

http://www.rombocket.com/VARITY/phoenix_wright_hold_it!.gif
Yo moma so fat, Tristian and his super streinggth giving voice couldn't lifther up!

[marjoh3]

Yo mama so fat she can be seen from the moon.

[Kochiha]

Yo mama so dumb she went to see a 3D movie and asked "Where are the other two?"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3857839

[Skoringo]

O now with sound? Fine. Two can play at this game ninja:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3858365