Abridged quote fight

[Gamemaster300]

just an idea. for all i know it might fail miserably. anyway the idea is that everyone sais things about each other using ygotas or any other abridged series quotes. it is supposed to be friendly. Since i can't think of anything else, when there are no more quotes you can reuse them, just don't be to repitisous. keep in mind you can use stuff from other abridged serieses as well not just ygotas. Since it is a fight, if a quote has a name in it you can insert someone elses name after the quote, this will tell others who the quote is really refuring to, however keep any name originally in the quote, in the quote.

Also you can alter a quote slightly to fix the new context, just include the real wording of the quote somewhere.

Also, as a side note, if a quote is unushual or perhaps not as well known it might help to put where it is from by it, that is up to that person to decide.

One more rule, only one quote per post.

I'll start.

"You can't beat me because I'm an American"

[Skoringo]

"My voice knows kung fu!"

[FirePixie109]

"My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"

[ichiyama22]

"It is heavily implied that I am being punched!"

[Angel27]

"Yeah, well at least i'm not adopted!"

[Skoringo]

"Attention duelists! My hair will huff and my hair will puff and my hair will blow your house in!"

[ichiyama22]

"That gives me rage of the Brooklyn variety!"

[Skoringo]

"This calls for some suprise buttsecks!"

[ichiyama22]

"But I don't wanna be a furry..."

[Skoringo]

"We can still beat the crap out of you"

[ichiyama22]

"There wasn't a single word in that sentence that didn't make me wanna kick your ass."

[ChaosVincent1]

Attention Duelists! My hair is definitely NOT leading you into a trap.

[ichiyama22]

Listen, if you talk about your hair one more time, I'm gonna shave it off

[Gamemaster300]

“it is heavily implied that i am punching you”

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"You won't like me when I'm angry, hulk smash"

[Gamemaster300]

“this reminds me of my favorite movie, peral harber, those japenease basterds got what was comming to them, in america”

[LordZorc]

"Uh, boss, you do realize we're not actually in America, right?"

[Gamemaster300]

“every country in the world belongs to americe” (at least its slightly different from ygotas)

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"I couldn't hear u, I was too busy being american"

[LordZorc]

"Lemme guess, 'In America', right?"

[Gamemaster300]

“i wasn't gonna say that.......in america”

[LordZorc]

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!"

[Gamemaster300]

“put up you fucking dukes bitch, because you are going down, kaiba corp style”

[LordZorc]

"Yeah, well I'm Knuckles the Echidna!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"You don't stand a ghost of a chance"

[LordZorc]

"How many times are you going to use that line?!"

[Gamemaster300]

“ignooooorrrrrrr meeeeeee”

[LordZorc]

"I don't know which Marik I despise more..."

[Gamemaster300]

“use the keltic gardian ibo”

[LordZorc]

"F#@$ THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Wait a minute did u just summon a bunch of monster's in one turn?

[Gamemaster300]

“this can't be happenning, in america”

[LordZorc]

"Shut up! Shut the f#@$ up!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"It's funny because wang mean's penis"

[Gamemaster300]

“i pledge of alegence to your death, you sorry excuse of an american”

[LordZorc]

"That's fine so long as nobody looks at my crotch."

[Gamemaster300]

“hay yugi, whats that thing?”

[LordZorc]

"Oooooh, I'm a ghost..."

[Gamemaster300]

“if your a ghost then i'm straight”

[LordZorc]

"What'cha talkin' 'bout Pegasus?"

[FirePixie109]

"Good thing I'm a cartoon"

[Gamemaster300]

“its raping time”

[LordZorc]

"REJECTED"

[Gamemaster300]

“my breasts are in danger”

[LordZorc]

"That's what you get for being a girl. With girly parts."

[Gamemaster300]

“when i win this dule, it will prove that women are equil to men”
(by the way, i haven't figured out what to do when we run out of quotes, since its just the 2 of us, lets break for a bit, only refuring to me and zorc)

[LordZorc]

"BLASPHAMY!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Shut up you Marry Sue"

[LordZorc]

"Silence slave! Or do you want me to yank on your leash again?"

[Gamemaster300]

“honestly, this is exactly why i hate blond people”
oh yea, i updated the rules zorc

[LordZorc]

"Uh, whoops vagina?"

[Gamemaster300]

“screw the vagins i have a vagina”

[LordZorc]

"Holy Ra! Real vaginas!"

[Gamemaster300]

“i kidnapped your vagina” zorc

[LordZorc]

"Wait my vagina's been injured, so you're going to steal my vagina and play vagina with your arch-vagina?"

[Gamemaster300]

“shut up and dule my vagina”

[Skoringo]

" Hey my vagina's missing!"

[LordZorc]

"KAIBA TOOK IT!"

[TheOcean]

"well it looks like my opponent's decided to concede, they're must have realized that it was pointless to meet me on the field of battle!"

[LordZorc]

"I'm going to beat you Johnny Steps if my name isn't Yugi Motou, which it isn't!"

[TheOcean]

"I've taken over this woman's body to save us all, and I don't mind at saying it feels bloody great!"

[LordZorc]

"Stop being so British!"

[Gamemaster300]

“i'm not british, i'm just gay”

[LordZorc]

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."

[Skoringo]

"Oh stop it! no ones going to believe you! Tristian dosn't count!

[LordZorc]

"Don't be hatin' on my black face, yo!"

[Skoringo]

"I summon the unstopible force that is... THE GUMMY BEARS!"

[LordZorc]

"Say hi to the gummy bears from me!"

[Skoringo]

"Could I get a hug?"

[LordZorc]

"I'm not going to hug you."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"I still think you should hug him"

[Skoringo]

"Huuuuuuuuug."

[LordZorc]

"I'M NOT BLOODY HUGGING HIM!"

[Skoringo]

"Fine don't hug me. I t makes little difference."

[LordZorc]

"Seriously, one tracked mind..."

[Skoringo]

"Did you just say 69?"

[LordZorc]

"WHAT I SAID WAS NOTHING LIKE THOSE WORDS!"

[Gamemaster300]

“oh, i get it, he was implying you wanted me to sleep with you”

[Skoringo]

"Did you buy the whiped cream for later?"

[Gamemaster300]

“if you promis to rid my land of the jew, i will show you where it is hidden”

[Skoringo]

" Can't you see I am feeling distinctly unfabulous?"

[Gamemaster300]

“i can sence you comming kaiba boy, and when you get hear i'm going to spice up your life” skoringo

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Now how about I smother you'r naked body in whip cream and then lick it off"

[Gamemaster300]

“are you comming on to me??”

[Skoringo]

"Oh nonsense, Kaiba boy. What would give you that imprresion? now how about a kiss?"

[Gamemaster300]

“there, you just did it again”

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Did what?"

[Gamemaster300]

“never mind”

[Skoringo]

"Oooohoooohooo If I weren't so verry camp I'd probably make a credible villan."

[musigal]

look, pal, just because I inhabit the body of a teenage boy doesn't mean I'm a..."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Braiiiins"

[LordZorc]

"Yeah, okay shut up."

[Gamemaster300]

"its time for zambie boy to sing the american national anthom.....in america"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"You're not even wearing a flag on ur head"

[Gamemaster300]

"hay, thats my joke, it only works when i say..."

[DarkSunDuelist]

"in America!!"

[Gamemaster300]

"aaaahahhahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh........in america"

[LordZorc]

"Fighting you is like playing the Nintendo Wii, it got boring after five minutes."

[Gamemaster300]

"i sure hope we don't encounter any more entrusive sub-plots"

[LordZorc]

"Did someone say 'entrusive sub-plot'?"

[Gamemaster300]

"son of a bitch"

[LordZorc]

"I'm sorry, did you say 'furry'?"

[Gamemaster300]

"nea, go yif yourself"

[LordZorc]

"Hey, that word belongs to America! Only Americans can use it!"

[DarkSunDuelist]

"Try speaking American...it's the only language I know!!"

[LordZorc]

"...In America..."

[DarkSunDuelist]

"That guy sure talks about America alot..."

[LordZorc]

"Man that guy sure likes talking about his hair..."

[DarkSunDuelist]

"In Canada..."

[Gamemaster300]

"yes, he seems like a big bold jerk"

[LordZorc]

"yes, he seems like a big bald jerk"
Fix'd

"Yes, I, Marik Ishtar, am a big bald jerk!"

[DarkSunDuelist]

"On the moon, Card Games last for 4 million years each."

[LordZorc]

"Don't call us, we'll call you... FROM SPACE!!!"

[Kani]

BURN THE WITCH!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Tristan doesnt count"

[Gamemaster300]

"your making me sexy, you wont like me when i'm sexy"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Its the witch!"

[Gamemaster300]

"it finally happened, i killed a man with my breasts"

[LordZorc]

"Honestly whore-biscit the whole world doesn't revolve around your boobs!"

[Gamemaster300]

"no way, how can i possibly win w/out these magnifisent breasts"

[LordZorc]

"What ever you do, don't look at her breasts!"

[Skoringo]

"Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his penis, Don't look at his- AAAAAHHHH! I' looked."

[LordZorc]

"Oh poopy!"

[Skoringo]

'That's right Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance."

[LordZorc]

"Your genericness knows no bounds!"

[Skoringo]

"I'm the god damn Kaiba man"

[LordZorc]

"I'm the ghost of Seto Kaiba!"

[Skoringo]

"Attention duelists. My hair is haunting you."

[LordZorc]

"Get the f#@$ out of my mansion!"

[Skoringo]

"THen quit being a little bitch."

[musigal]

"that's what she said."melvin says it at one point ^ ^

[Skoringo]

"I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child, I will have to..."

[LordZorc]

"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"

[Skoringo]

"I better lay off the drugs."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Kaiba, u must not attack with Obelisk the Tormentor. The future depends on it... and so does the past"

[Gamemaster300]

"then how the hell do i beat ishizu?"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Nothings impossible with the power of friendship"

[Gamemaster300]

"have fun stairing at a guy in a comma"

[Skoringo]

"Allow me to bamboozle your mind with cryptic nonsense that won't pay off for about 5 seasons."

[Gamemaster300]

"Ha Ha Ha, distroy you all.....i mean hellow"

[Skoringo]

"Allow me to just say Homina Homina Homina"

[Gamemaster300]

"even in hell, every one stairs at the hotness that is duke develen"

[Skoringo]

" So beutiful. Musnt look away. Should have sent a poet

[Gamemaster300]

"Pegasus was my idol, i tried my whole like to be just as mesculen as he is"

[Skoringo]

"Yeah that would explain alot"

[Gamemaster300]

"but then you beat him a card game and he dropped off the face of the earth"

[Skoringo]

" Look just shut the *EFF* up ok?"

[Gamemaster300]

"hellow everybody, i am extremely indifferent"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Yes I, Marik Ishtar am a nobhead"

[Gamemaster300]

"i command you to stop agreeing with me"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"What is it with u and gay clowns?

[Gamemaster300]

"this gives me afeminate fury"

[Skoringo]

"Bitch I'll scratch your eyes out!"

[LordZorc]

"Back off bitch, he's mine!"

[Gamemaster300]

"I can't help it if the ladies like to play with my dice"

[LordZorc]

"Cha, like I was the only one thinking it!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"That would explain alot"

[Kani]

"It's alright, as long as noone is looking at my crotch."

[marjoh3]

"look at the size of that thing, it makes Kaiba's ego look positively minuscule."

[Gamemaster300]

"thats where your wrong wieler there is no building large enouph to do that" swap out building with nothing. (i might change a rule about that problem)

[Gamemaster300]

heads up, added rule

[LordZorc]

"Except maybe for Kuriboh..."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Talk to the hand"

[LordZorc]

"Talk to my Vagina!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

*Sorry Lordzorc but you'r vagina is in another castle"

[LordZorc]

"Now, doctor Scuzbucket, see what one of my famous hugs feel like!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Please stop stabbing me Im going to die"

[LordZorc]

"I think you pierced my lungs there."

[Skoringo]

"Quick! Someone fetch a bed pan!"

[xsinvurt]

"I think you pierced my lungs there."

He did not know who he was F!!king with!!

[Skoringo]

"It's time to duel!"

[xsinvurt]

"It's time to duel!"

did your balls just drop in the Last 5 seconds what the hell just happened to your Voice?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Hey Weevil check it out, my dinosaurs horny"

[xsinvurt]

Hooray for Censorship!!

[LordZorc]

"DOWN WITH DISNEY, ALL HAIL 4KIDS!!!"

[xsinvurt]

oh look a pair of Gaint floating Chesticules

[LordZorc]

"You'll get sucked right in!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Im pouting"

[LordZorc]

"Epic pouting manuever!"

[xsinvurt]

you have to Act like a total Spaz thats why I am so good at it

[LordZorc]

"Hey, stop developing your character!"

[xsinvurt]

Yugi I think I'm Pregnant!

[LordZorc]

"And Yami's the father!"

[xsinvurt]

they never told you about your Father?
they told me enough they told me you killed him
No my Hair is your Father!
No thats not true thats impossible

[Gamemaster300]

“i'm inside your tv kidnapping your gradndpa”

[Skoringo]

Unhand him you namless henchmen

[xsinvurt]

Stop or will we Shoot you with are Invisible Guns

[Skoringo]

You'll never take me alive!

[xsinvurt]

Foolish Fool!

[LordZorc]

"I AM KIRA, I mean Marik."

[xsinvurt]

TAH TAH MAH MAH MAH BAH BAH WAH WAH WAH ZAH ZAH VAH VAH VAH Take off his Leather Pants Gah Gah Rah Rah Rah Nah Nah Flah Flah Flah La La CHAR CHAR CHAR I like these Silly Noises

[LordZorc]

"SHUT UP, I AM LADY GAGA!!!"

[xsinvurt]

Can't Beat my Can't Beat my no you can't beat my Leather Shoes!!

[Gamemaster300]

“i'm to ritch to die”

[LordZorc]

"MIND CRUSH!"

[xsinvurt]

The Rules have just been Screwed!!

[Gamemaster300]

“did i just kill a gay clown??”

[xsinvurt]

we will DOOOO him! on Motorcycles!!

[Gamemaster300]

“i came to this city to play a card game”

[ichiyama22]

This looks like a job for Innefectual Minor Character-Guy!

[Skoringo]

This looks like a job for Limey man

[ichiyama22]

To the Mokubamobile!

[Skoringo]

I wonder how that milkshake was - There isnt a Mokubamobile!

[ichiyama22]

Mokuba, say something!

[Skoringo]

I'm wet in more ways than one

[ichiyama22]

Quiet you! Do you want the aliens to probe your anus?

[Skoringo]

I am having the cuncousions nowz...

[xsinvurt]

I am the Mother Flipping King of Games!!!

[Headcase]

I'M AN ASTRONAUT!

[Skoringo]

"I'm not gay. I'm just British."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Im not british, I'm just gay"

[xsinvurt]

F!!king Birds!!!

[Skoringo]

"I'm pouting!"

[Gamemaster300]

"epic pouting menuver"

[ichiyama22]

Duke Devlin always rises to the occasion...

[Gamemaster300]

"step right up and i will reveal your future......in america"

[ichiyama22]

Nyeh?

[Skoringo]

That sound right there.

[ichiyama22]

But I don't hear anything, nyeh.

[Gamemaster300]

"shut up you offensive steriotype"

[Skoringo]

"Oh come now binky boy. Don't bel like that."

[Gamemaster300]

"it was probably this little jew boy, he must be hiding his horns inderneath all that hair"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Well it could be worse, you could be acting like Bruno"

[Gamemaster300]

"high five"

[Skoringo]

"NO thanks"

[Gamemaster300]

"If i don't win this card game i'll kill myself"

[Skoringo]

"Oh no what would we ever do without you?"

[Gamemaster300]

"its time for my favorite shakprear quote, alas poor yoric, i knew him.....in america"

[xsinvurt]

Can I have a Hug

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"A hug? Sure I dont see why not"

[xsinvurt]

So wait you don't have nintendo?
No yugi
Your soul is Lame!

[Gamemaster300]

“kill your family, kill your family.........”

[Skoringo]

Get the F**K out of my mansion

[Gamemaster300]

“no, wait my hair wants to marry you”

[Outenkun]

get out of my hotel room!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Rejected"

[Skoringo]

"Wait come back. My hair wants to marry you."

[xsinvurt]

I am going to do my Laundry can I have some Change?

[Skoringo]

" Shut the hell up! It's toime for zombie boy to sing the american national anthem... In America."

[gwtyler1985]

"Hey Skoringo, try threatening to kill yourself, that usually works! Only this time, really do it!"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Shut up you offensive stereotype

[Skoringo]

Shut the hell up little man

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"Well at least I'm not adopted"

[Skoringo]

Shut up Mokuba

[starkoss1]

what is it with you and gay clowns?

[Gamemaster300]

"i've terned mokuba into a monster card, and he doesn't have any attack or defence points"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

By grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Pegasus... except maybe for Mokuba

[Gamemaster300]

"...........but it also has a vagina"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Vagina, VAGINA!!!

[Gamemaster300]

"screw the vagina, i have a vagina"