What is the weirdest anime/manga "ship?"

[Chiru]

We all know fangirls are a strange species of the human variety who enjoy putting two unrelated fictional characters together in a fantasized relationship:

But what is the weirdest "ship" or "pairing" you've ever heard of?

1) Ditto and chewing gum (I actually think this works)
2) Any Shipping Involving Pokeality/Bestiality (How does that work?)
3) Priest Seto and Seto Kaiba (Isn't that like doing it with yourself?)
4) Gary Oak and himself (..........................)

The last two I'm not sure if they're official, but have heard of.

[KlawedFlaw]

Gary Oak and his hands. It exists. I'd so do fanart of this just for lulz, no I wouldn't upload it onto a site, because GaryXHis hands is too awesome for the internet to see visually.