Three Word Story

[Jman102]

Simple.

I'll start off a story with three words, then you continue with 3 words, then the next guy does, etc.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

One day a...

(Yay for cliché story openers!)

[banditFrog]

a boy began

[jakeismydog]

to eat a

[SoshiKitai]

peanut butter hotdog

[Jman102]

then he barfed...

[banditFrog]

and liked it!

[Jman102]

Then an angel...

[banditFrog]

told him to

[jakeismydog]

marry a horse

[banditFrog]

and then go

[Jman102]

IGNORE THIS POST

[jakeismydog]

home and drink...

[Jman102]

a cold bottle...

[banditFrog]

of milk that

[Jman102]

was in a...

[Jman102]

IGNORE THIS POST

[jakeismydog]

tube of cold

[Jman102]

hairspray until it...

[jakeismydog]

exploded in his

[Yushimi]

exploded in his

[banditFrog]

house that went

[Yushimi]

BOOM BOOM BOOM D<

...?

[jakeismydog]

And then he

[HeavyDDR]

found a razor...

[jakeismydog]

and he didn't

[crazyboutcena54]

cut his wrist

[banditFrog]

so he didn't

[noobsauce]

off his arm

[crazyboutcena54]

but he did

[jakeismydog]

cut the cheese

[crazyboutcena54]

and it smelled

[Yushimi]

Only not really.

[jakeismydog]

It smelled like....

[Spontania]

michael jackson's @$$

[crazyboutcena54]

and it looked

[Spontania]

like chocolate pudding

[Yushimi]

but was white.

[crazyboutcena54]

and it tasted

[jakeismydog]

as bad as

[crazyboutcena54]

a rotten chocolate....

[Yushimi]

Then a fairy-

[jakeismydog]

granted him a

[crazyboutcena54]

very pointy stick

[jakeismydog]

that he dulled

[crazyboutcena54]

then he poked

[HeavyDDR]

at the fairy.

[jakeismydog]

It then died

[crazyboutcena54]

then he went...

[Egyptianeye]

to see the

[crazyboutcena54]

giant chocolate dragon!

[Egyptianeye]

who ate him

[crazyboutcena54]

in a dream

[Egyptianeye]

and gave him...

[crazyboutcena54]

a big weggie!

[Egyptianeye]

He screamed loudly

[crazyboutcena54]

and he cried

[Egyptianeye]

"He ate my--"

[crazyboutcena54]

damn cocoa puffs!

[Egyptianeye]

I will avenge...

[crazyboutcena54]

MY F*ing PUFFS!"

[Egyptianeye]

"Yaaa!' he cried

[jakeismydog]

He then yelled....

[Egyptianeye]

"give me cookies!"

[jakeismydog]

buy there were

[Egyptianeye]

giant hairy balls!

[jakeismydog]

then he fainted

[LadyVailen]

on levitating sheep....

[jakeismydog]

after taking a....

[Yushimi]

child grabbing class.

[LadyVailen]

which resulted in

[jakeismydog]

three missing persons

[knightsintodreams]

near the Alamo

[jakeismydog]

because of a

[lizzyboo]

said child grabber

[jakeismydog]

he stepped on

[lizzyboo]

a rusty nail

[LadyVailen]

which was infected

[lizzyboo]

with hepatitis B

[jakeismydog]

Then he did

[lizzyboo]

a triple sow-cow

[RollingBox]

and touched himself

[jakeismydog]

until he cried

[RollingBox]

and slept peacefully.

[mangalink]

on a barbeque

[RollingBox]

He then awoke

[mangalink]

and saw a

[RollingBox]

tutu wearing gorillia

[mangalink]

playing Donkey Kong

[SpiritBoy]

And holding a

[RollingBox]

golden banana thong

[mangalink]

in his mouth

[RollingBox]

he then threw

[SpiritBoy]

Out his hand

[mangalink]

at a woman

[RollingBox]

who raped him

[mangalink]

with her fatrolls

[RollingBox]

and her mohawk

[mangalink]

had 3 tenticles

[RollingBox]

(tentacles :D )

he remembered that

[mangalink]

(hehe, my bad XD)

he was late

[mangalink]

for the toilet

[SjoerdWillem]

because of the

[mangalink]

cat-turds in his

[Egyptianeye]

black bean soup!

[jakeismydog]

Tomatoes came and

[Egyptianeye]

started to sing

[jakeismydog]

about the way

[Egyptianeye]

that the boy

[jakeismydog]

made him a

[banditFrog]

A sandwich with

[jakeismydog]

meat and pudding

[banditFrog]

Ignore this post and go on with story
This story doesn't make any sense! Its one extremely long sentence that doesn't go anywhere! And I was hoping to get it published.

[Egyptianeye]

on peanut butter!

[jakeismydog]

Then Chuck Norris

[mangalink]

said: "I dislike..."

[jakeismydog]

your hairy ballz

[mangalink]

with sushi arms

[Egyptianeye]

and flying monkeys!

[jakeismydog]

and your YouTube.com....

[mangalink]

is made of

[Egyptianeye]

pierced body parts

[jakeismydog]

and turd flinging

[Egyptianeye]

angry villagers who

[jakeismydog]

ate pumpkin pie

[Egyptianeye]

and saw dead

[mangalink]

brains, talking to

[Egyptianeye]

things like leaves!!!!!!

[crazyboutcena54]

and they sneezed

[mangalink]

creating a vortex

[banditFrog]

that sucked them

[LazySlacker]

into a cave

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

where they found

[WrongImpression]

a place called

[LazySlacker]

the boring village

[crazyboutcena54]

where he met

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

A monkey named

[WrongImpression]

Bananas. He liked

[KuribohChick]

to sing with

[WrongImpression]

his mom's old

[Spontania]

american idol tapes.

[Palis]

But then he

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

pulled a gun

[Palis]

on his mom

[banditFrog]

and threatened to

[NoName]

To put a

[starky]

penny in the

[mangalink]

Nose of his

[batsuangel13]

Puppy, which went

[mangalink]

suicidal, and molested

[batsuangel13]

a cow who

[mangalink]

is called Moomoo

[Mana]

and likes eating

[mangalink]

Shakespeare stories, bacause

[WrongImpression]

they taste like

[mangalink]

cathairs and cucumbers

[Mana]

and smell like

[crazyboutcena54]

lavender scented armpits

[EternalTears]

But gives him

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

the ability to

[crazyboutcena54]

kill all the

[mangalink]

Bakura-haters in one

[Johnny]

shot. But his

[batsuangel13]

Lama took over

[crazyboutcena54]

and kicked him

[batsuangel13]

til his ears

[starky]

popped off on

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

to a truck

[batsuangel13]

and danced the

[mangalink]

Maniac, when suddenly

[batsuangel13]

in America, a

[starky]

goat eats a

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

potato, but then

[starky]

pukes out its

[Xarg]

ear because it

[starky]

fell in love

[Xarg]

with an angry

[lexusowner2k7]

troll who liked

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

to pick his

[starky]

amrpits with a

[KuribohChick]

sharp pointy stick.

[crazyboutcena54]

until they would

[mangalink]

explode like a

[batsuangel13]

penguin on some

[mangalink]

saturday-night disco dancefloor

[ShadowMike07]

while trying to

[batsuangel13]

tie his shoes

[mangalink]

with his eyelashes

[yoeivil3r]

so he never

[mangalink]

had to drink

[WrongImpression]

orange juice flavored

[mangalink]

post office workers

[starky]

named weevil and

[mangalink]

bankmanagers drinking tea

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

upside-down under the

[batsuangel13]

merry go round

[Xarg]

that was very

[MenosGrandeKuriboh]

ugly because the

[Jilk]

scooter boy gang

[ilanwolf]

had a dog

[mangalink]

called John Simm

[Mana]

who liked to

[mangalink]

play the badguy

[Jilk]

and rape children

[Xarg]

at night because

[mangalink]

the sun gave

[LazySlacker]

him skin cancer

[mangalink]

which is bad

[Xarg]

because he had

[Mana]

and dress like

[mangalink]

a Bakura fan

[ilanwolf]

and needed help

[batsuangel13]

from a super

[mangalink]

special awesome burger

[ilanwolf]

with green olives

[mangalink]

which could speak

[batsuangel13]

Latin until the

[ilanwolf]

heavans rained down

[batsuangel13]

and the elephants

[LazySlacker]

ravaged the Earth

[Mana]

and raved jupiter

[mangalink]

because the tea

[Mana]

tasted like cheese

[mangalink]

which is bad O_o

[leonhart321]

as the tea

[mangalink]

was a monster

[Mana]

called George who

[ilanwolf]

helped the Nazis

[leonhart321]

overthrow the leader

[Mana]

and bring destruction

[mangalink]

to his nose

[Mana]

and his teeth

[mangalink]

were purple and

[LazySlacker]

covered with marmalade

[leonhart321]

and raspberry jam

[ilanwolf]

which clashed with

[leonhart321]

his pink spotted

[Mana]

underpants decorated with

[batsuangel13]

purple pickle onions

[leonhart321]

in a fishmonger's

[zmagik]

house he did

[RollingBox]

dance with a

[Osiris6000]

gleeful manner until

[RollingBox]

a can of

[leonhart321]

uncooked shrimp got

[mangalink]

wings and flew

[batsuangel13]

off to Nebraska

[mangalink]

but was killed

[leonhart321]

while gambling against

[mangalink]

Captain Jack Harkness

[mangalink]

Grrrrr double post -_-U