THE RPG GAME

[WeirdSmells]

Yeah, this is it so...join

[Turtlicious]

you forgot poll!

and I sign up!

[BeforeBirthday]

Stripper poll.

[BeforeBirthday]

And I sign up. (no shit)

[Turtlicious]

k so we need a time period and also a universe!

(like fma or something)

[WeirdSmells]

Nah, I'm doing this a bit differently.

[BeforeBirthday]

This shall be fun, shall it not?

[Turtlicious]

yep!

I'd prefer to do it like the last one though...

also sorry i didn't know you guys were trying to end it...

My character will die at the end of every game period

[WeirdSmells]

Well it will, but last round was a bit...hectic. A GM won't change anyone's actions, he/she would just organize and make unbiased desicions.

[sajeev50]

I sign up?

[WeirdSmells]

Cool. This will basically be an RP with a GM. Controlled Madness so to speak

[BeforeBirthday]

May Jah bless you wit' da tings an' de stuff.

[WeirdSmells]

So does anyone want to be GM?

[BeforeBirthday]

Jah want de competin' right?

[BeforeBirthday]

We be makin' de forum game, breddah!

[WeirdSmells]

Dude, cut the shit

[BeforeBirthday]

I be de stereotype of de rasta mon, mon!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

I... sign up... I guess... Wheres the sign up list?

[WeirdSmells]

Hey, ninja, vote

[Loki_42]

I'll Join

[gwtyler1985]

i'm in.

[LordZorc]

I'm game.

[3xplosive ducky]

I'm here to sign up and...no, just to sign up.
Maybe vote after....maybe vollunteer to be GM instead if anyone can explain it to me >.>

[WeirdSmells]

Okay, ducky, you can GM. Just takes people's actions and put them in cohesive results and make desicions like does this guy's plan work or does this guy die.

[3xplosive ducky]

......Do i keep track of life and stuff? or are we not doing that?
And considering me....I'll probably leave more then half the stuff to dice rolls.
But otherwise, sounds good.

[BeforeBirthday]

No, we won't be tracking life. And dice rolls are probably the best way to decide this. I'm already glad he picked you.

[WeirdSmells]

New Round of voting!

Future or Present?
Mystery or Action?

[BeforeBirthday]

Future
Mystery

[Ishikawa Oshro]

I guess ill sign up bwahahahaha gm

[Fat1Fared]

I sign up, though no idea what doing

[WeirdSmells]

Sign Ups Closed... I guess. Ducky can choose when to start the FUTURE ACTION GAME!


Character Sign Up Sheet
____________________
Name:
Age:
Description (Physical):
Personality:
A small bio:
Equipment:
Picture (optional):

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

How far in the future does this take place?

[WeirdSmells]

2146

[gwtyler1985]

Name: Cyrus Jackson
Age: 23
Description (Physical): Tall and lanky, always wears short hair up and back. wears shades, t-shirt, jeans, light weight grav boots, black leather jacket with 6 pockets outside and in.
Personality: Cocky, quick witted, and always calculating to his advantage, this hombre knows when to hold, when to fold, and when to run like hell.
A small bio: As a child on Earth, Cyrus grew up with western stories. Once he turned eighteen, he shipped out to become the best cowboy of the newer world. Now he goes from colony to colony, doing odd jobs and hustling money by getting people to bet on trick shots. He's never missed a shot and never lost a fight (he has run from a few, though).
Equipment: 1 swiss army knife (blade broken removed), one box of bullets (100 left), two antique six shot revolvers (lovingly maintained), one box of matches (30 left), one passport (fresh from the black market), 1 adjustable crescent wrench, 1 pair of grav boots (newer model, customized for strong attraction or repulsion for up to 4 inches. customized spur switches on heels), 3,000 shares (rich guy, wrong place, right time, too drunk)

Foreshadowing: Though usually good natured, Cyrus can become jumpy when he hears about certain subjects. Some have found that some words and names can catch his attention when spoken once. Others have found that they can catch a bullet if they're spoken twice.

[3xplosive ducky]

Whoa...Um, Well Super Happy fun Action Future Game can start in like....a day or two?
So everyone can make there characters..if people need more time let me know, or if everyones done early, the fun can begin.

*fingers crossed I don't manage to screw up.*

btw, i love the eqiupment on cyrus
Swiss army knife, six shot revolvers, Grav boots.
XD

[WeirdSmells]

Name: Asher Allen

Age: 46

Description (Physical): A tall, buff, african american man. Wears a black and red special forces jacket, without the sleeves and a pair of sunglasses

Personality: Doesn't speak much, but when he does he is passionate and assertive, and he is a born leader

A small bio: After the death of his brother to a crime group, Asher joined the anti-gang special taskforce. Using his natural strength and talents to his advantage his quickly rose the ranks, but was eventually dishonorably discharged after an un-authorized raid on an organized crime boss's safe house, leading to any evidence in the bulding to be destroyed and multiple unnecissary casualities.

Equipment: A 30mm pistol (lol overkill), two 10mm pistols, a shotgun, a sniper rifle, an AK-47, a jetpack, an assortment of explosives, poison gas, and a gasmask and a good amount of shares (shares are future money)

Picture (optional): To come later, maybe

[3xplosive ducky]

Question, where does he keep all of this stuff?
Pistol, Pistol, Pistol, Shotgun, Ak, Sniper, Explosoves, Poison gas, Jetpack

*Pistol Holsters*
*Shotgun, Sniper, Ak47 on back....but Jetpack is there?*

[WeirdSmells]

Question, where does he keep all of this stuff?
Pistol, Pistol, Pistol, Shotgun, Ak, Sniper, Explosoves, Poison gas, Jetpack

*Pistol Holsters*
*Shotgun, Sniper, Ak47 on back....but Jetpack is there?*

This is the future, mind you. I obviously keep all of this except for my three pistols and the jet pack in a briefcase

[3xplosive ducky]

Ohhh Sorry *facepalm* How could i be so stupid....I appologise....It's been a while since I've been in the future, and i left my briefcase behind *sniffle* I will come back for you one day.....

[BeforeBirthday]

Name: Miryoku Akshi Tenuma
Age: 16
Description (Physical): As one of the only half-human, half-demons in history, Miryoku often sticks out like a sore thumb with his maroon skin and pointed tail. His left canine has grown to a fang in recent years and he likes to wear a trench coat over his T-shirt and jeans. He also wears glasses and has black eyes with red irises and no pupils.
Personality: Amiable and friendly, but deeply distrusting of others, particularly humans.
A small bio: Growing up without parents, Miryoku learned to fend for himself and gained a swift wit. Accompanied by his tendency to speak his mind, he has gotten himself into his fair share of trouble. About 50,000 shares of trouble.
Equipment: A small satchel that holds:
-Specially made MREs that other species "should best not sample".
-A small tube of water.
-1,000 shares
However, that is not the extent of his equipment. We mustn't forget what he actually has equipped.
-Hoverskates (like the ones Shadow the Hedgehog has)
-His clothes (no shit)
-Custom-made blaster. HC12KVPDF series, more commonly referred to as the "Big Daddy". It fires searing hot bolts of plasma that are lethal to anything they can hit.
http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/BeforeBirthday/Miryoku.jpg?t=1279907553
http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af217/BeforeBirthday/BigDaddy.jpg?t=1279907867
Minus the stand, of course.

[Ishikawa Oshro]

Name: Mr X
Age: ???
Description (Physical): Mr X is a tall, well built, strong jaw structured man. His looks seem to indicate that he may have been a pretty boy in his youth with how well kempt he keeps himself. His hair is dark brown looking a bit on the black side. He wears a coat and a nice fedora hat to conceal the upper most of his face. He appears to be very lingual in his speech seeing as he has been able to negotiate deal breakers with 16 countries speaking to them in their own native language. He wears a typical future funk t-shirt and some cargo pants that hint that he may be on the young side. His shoes are very decked out and appear to have more than what meets the eye to them. Similiar to the AT types the G-men wore in air gear.

Personality: Mr X is a man of buisness abd orto not say to much not wanting to leak any unneeded info out to outsiders. He is a stealthy man prefering to work alone and to get things done quick and effeciently. Some mistake him for an assasin in the way he goes about his work. He also appears to touch his lower leg randomly at times. This movement has not been explained fully yet.

A small bio: Unknown

Equipment: (will fill in later)

Picture (optional):

[Turtlicious]

Name: Richard aka Dick
Age: somewhere in the thousands by now
Bio:
An undead warlock who willfully sows destruction without any provocation whatsoever. He is depicted as manipulative, powerful, physically strong, exceedingly evil and childish. Richard's magical ability is practically limitless as he has only been bested magically once to date and that was against an entire company of battle mages and judging by the destruction caused by this battle it wasn't all one way. But, he has been defeated on numerous occasions, proving that he is easy to beat at times. Richard is very sensitive about his less-than-threatening name and reacts aggressively to his nickname - "Dick", although he has used it himself on occasion. His companions often react mildly to his frequently psychopathic activities. His titles include Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance (nominated by himself on a whim), and Mistress of Magma (gained by killing the former holder of the title)
Due to being undead, Richard can sustain normally serious injuries without dying or experiencing pain. He is also surprisingly lightweight, Richard may also possess a wide variety of beings using a ruby amulet.
Richard also has the capacity to perform uncharacteristically good deeds, but has to look around to make sure no one is watching.He has also saved the life of a small boy for no good reason.

Equipment: Cloak of darkness and numerous magic Items, also a supply of grenades RPG's and lots of weapons of mass destruction kept in Hammer Space (discovered 2112) and a ruby amulet!. Also he owns a Hover car hummer because screw the enviroment!

Picture (optional):http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/745/118/n44730342104_5269.jpg

[gwtyler1985]

This is actually sounding kind of fun. however, i am a little confused about the false leg and suitcase...

OH!!! i bet it's like one of those bottomless bags like in that one disney movie!

i'm also worried that there's going to be a god fight.

[Turtlicious]

Mary poppins?

[gwtyler1985]

that's the one

[Turtlicious]

:biggrin:

[gwtyler1985]

we need a semi sentient android with an advanced physics engine.

with a flawed logic matrix and social structural AI. that runs on hydrogen fuel cells.

[Turtlicious]

-.-

[gwtyler1985]

what? this is a future based action game. we need a robot.

[Turtlicious]

I know

[gwtyler1985]

then why did you make that face?

[Turtlicious]

ehhh...

semi sentient android is just wrong because androids are human bot hybrid so will have to be fully sentient

or I'm an idiot being to lazy tosee if I'm reffering to a cyborg or ndroid

[gwtyler1985]

actually, an android is technically human in form only. and that's an incredibly loose fit.

if it has any human parts, however, it's technically a cyborg.

[Turtlicious]

nevermind then....

[Turtlicious]

wrong thread?

[gwtyler1985]

wait... never mind. that's a horrible idea. androids and robots are infinitely more vulnerable because they'd break down if they ever accidentally caught windows vista.

even more so if it's turtle.

[Turtlicious]

....

I'm deeply offended and will make sure to punish you once the game starts!

[gwtyler1985]

dude, if you were an AI with a flawed logic matrix (that said, you being you except being a robot), do you think that you would really be able to keep yourself in your own body wand not go networking? and do you really think that the AVG for Vista would be enough to handle future viruses?

[Turtlicious]

no

I don't even think I could stop my self from murdering the lot of you!

[gwtyler1985]

that's why the robot would be a bad idea. i'm sorry i even suggested it. please stick with the zombie warlock, as a zombie warlock has less of a chance of turning into a hijacked robot.

[Turtlicious]

I will do that!

he's not a zombie He just lives for ever!

[gwtyler1985]

but you said he was undead. and since he does not need to draw on the life of others or any force of nature to sustain him, he is a zombie or ghoul. and another thing. the undead most certainly do not live forever. they are highly dependent on their environment being generally stable, their source of energy being plentiful, and a lack of people coming along to kill them.

in your case as a zombie, you just need to stay hydrated or you'll crumble to dust. that's pretty much how zombies and mummies die naturally. you'll want to dress in layers, since as you have no sweat glands, ultraviolet radiation will cause the moisture in your system to evaporate quicker.

oh, and avoid getting shot multiple times and being severely dismembered. that would also be pretty bad.

[Turtlicious]

Undead Warlock

thats what the ruby is for!

I think of everything ^,^

[gwtyler1985]

The ruby is what's sustaining you? I thought that it was for manipulating people... well, i guess you could use it to manipulate your corpse of a body, but...

ah, heck. i'm just gonna chalk this one up to GCAR'S IRON BOUND LAW OF FORUM GAME LOGIC

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

we need a semi sentient android with an advanced physics engine.

with a flawed logic matrix and social structural AI. that runs on hydrogen fuel cells.

That would be me (How did u know I was gonna do that?) except im not retarded

[gwtyler1985]

I honestly didn't know that's what you were doing. Though if you were going to be an android, I would suggest having the physics engine and a modular memory memory with a remote debugging and system maintenance package. that would leave certain functions inoperable when contracting a virus, but it would make it manageable and easy to fix as long as you have your remote package.

and the advanced physics engine would also be a plus. it automatically calculated force and trajectory of objects by sight, allowing you to repeat stunts that you've seen and aim with a higher chance of success.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

:V I'm gonna be mostly human

[gwtyler1985]

so... a cyborg then? you really have to be specific. there's a world of difference. like we went over earlier, if you're part human, you're not really a robot or an android. you're a cyborg.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

He will have robotic limbs because all the bones in his arms and legs were broken beyond repair for whatever reason I please :V

[gwtyler1985]

well, that's a cyborg. anything that has biological and artificial components is a cyborg.
if it's completely artificial with the basic form of a person, that's an android.
if it's full bio, then i can't help you if you don't know what that is.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Need a name... hmmm :/

[gwtyler1985]

well, since you're a cyborg and not a robot, why not just have a normal name? and an interesting backstory for how your arms where destroyed beyond repair, even with the advanced medical technology of the future.

[Turtlicious]

lol

GW you over think things

[gwtyler1985]

no, it's really important. details are always important. and even if not all of them need to come out right away, i would think that someone having mechanical arms or being a robot is something that would be important. that's kind of why we had that character creation template in the first place.

[Turtlicious]

oh well here is something my character is famous for!

http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0084.gif

[Turtlicious]

in case you needed more!

http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0114.gif

[gwtyler1985]

turtle, shoving you into deep space as soon as the game starts would normally start to sound good right about now, but if i were to be responsible for you ending up stuck to someone else, i'd never be able to forgive myself. plus, from what i've seen, you're not really that dangerous. you just like to talk. a lot. about killing people.

[Turtlicious]

well yeah but I follow through see?

http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0123.gif
http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0028.gif

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Need an accident that could cause u to brake all the bones in ur arms and legs without killing u...

[Turtlicious]

http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0144.gif

Last one this is Richard in a very good mood!

you guys want me on your side!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Need an accident that could cause u to brake all the bones in ur arms and legs without killing u...

...

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Forget it, he got hit by a truck :V

[Turtlicious]

Undead The ruby on me is my power!

[gwtyler1985]

how about it being the result of an encounter with someone else? that way, you could have a cool mysterious backstory that erupts when you feel like it and you can have all four arms and legs broken or torn off.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

how about it being the result of an encounter with someone else? that way, you could have a cool mysterious backstory that erupts when you feel like it and you can have all four arms and legs broken or torn off.

torn off :O wouldnt he bleed to death

[Turtlicious]

ehh then we can graft some like mechanical ones? I'm not gonna get hit by a truck

and I'm on your guys side!!!!

[Turtlicious]

torn off :O wouldnt he bleed to death

UNDEAD!!!!

[Turtlicious]

http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0133.gif
http://cdn.lfgcomic.com/comics/lfg0134.gif

[gwtyler1985]

we're not talking about you!!! and anyway, they could be burnt off. that would leave the limbs gone and would have cauterized the wounds so they would not have died of blood loss.

[Turtlicious]

oh sorry...

actually if it was a car accident then you could say an explosion left 3rd degree burns on 76 percent of your body cauterizing your wounds ^.^

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

It wasn't a car accident :/ Writing mysterious backstory now

BTW they got beat for half an hour with a bat :D

[gwtyler1985]

or, since this is set in the future, you could say that you were just really unlucky in war or in a workshop or something.

[Turtlicious]

true that

Like my character has just always existed and never had a problem till whatever is happening

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Longest backstory I've ever written

[gwtyler1985]

this ought to be good. i'm looking forward to seeing what you've come up with for your equipment.

[Turtlicious]

When do we start?

i've already got a good half pager going!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Need name of a fake anti terrorism group :V

[gwtyler1985]

we start when more people get in.

and try an acronym that spells out a word. that's always worked well for marvel.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

we start when more people get in.

and try an acronym that spells out a word. that's always worked well for marvel.

Thats what I need help with :V

[gwtyler1985]

try F.E.A.R. that ususally works out well.

or if you want something less cliche, try C.O.U.G.A.R.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

LOL

All I can come up with is A.R.T (Anti-terrorism Response Team)

[gwtyler1985]

that works. just go with that.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Name: Edward Blake "EB"
Age: 26
Description: Short black spiky hair, white skin, robotic arms and legs, black eyes.
Personality: Friendly, grateful, heroic, may lose control when he's pissed off.

Bio:Even with all the technological advances which made life much easier, Edward preferred to stay active (which is why he was one of the few kids in his school who wasn't overweight). His dream was to become a professional baseball player, but at the age of 21, when he was walking towards his house at night, his path was blocked by a mysterious clocked man. "Your becoming quite the problem for me, I can't have that." The man pulled out a bat and proceeded to beat his limbs ti'l they were completely broken. The people could hear him scream from their homes but were too afraid to do anything. "That should do it" said the man before leaving. He was in the hospital by morning, but his bones were shattered beyond repair. But, given the technology, they were able to replace his arms and legs with robotic substitutes though they were not as efficient. During his stay at the hospital a man in a black suit approached him. He told him he was from an anti-terrorism group called A.R.T and they have been watching him for a while. "What good can I do to anyone now?" The man made him an offer. Upgrading his robotic substitutes to the point where they're even better than his original limbs in exchange for him joining them. He accepted.

Equipment: Enhanced indestructible robotic limbs (Arms capable of punching through walls and legs capable of jumping up to 20 feet), portable bullet shield on his belt (cause thats were all portable bullet shields go), 2 Desert Eagles, A.R.T credit card.

(I would add more equipment, but I cant think of any right now so I'll add them later on in the form of upgrades, if needed :D )

[gwtyler1985]

well... it's something. i guess it's good for now.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

:O a little part of me just died inside after hearing that comment

[gwtyler1985]

well sorry, but i did expect a little more... and why desert eagles? it's not like they don't make other guns... i guess i was just spoiled on cyborgs by victor stone...

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Cause Desert Eagles are awesome >.<

[BeforeBirthday]

They fire bullets that are roughly the weight of a small dog. Anything that can do that is automatically awesome.

[Turtlicious]

what anout C.E.L.L

[Fat1Fared]

Name: Ivonic Zizzo
Age: 26
Description (Physical): Human, gray eyes, brown hair, white, no facial hair,
Personality: loner, manuipative, smart and emotionless psycho, lacks faith in anything
A small bio: Began life as hunter with his uncle, but soon became bored of killing things which could not kill him, so became a human hunter instead, when this didn't defeat his lust for danger, he started hunting only most dangerous and feared monsters of deep space, meaning his abilities are at the best they can be, despite having no actual superpowers, however when he called up to assissnate an undead creature, everyone has to wonder if mission will be last?
Equipment: Gray kaiki gear, and body armor, single handed ninja blade, basic hunting equipment, carbon rifle, pistrol, jet pack.
Picture (optional):

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww8/fat1fared/mG.jpg

(basically like this guys, only less gay home made computer looking and with small jet pack lol, but couldn't find better picture and besides everyone played MGS4 and knows what these guys actually look like)

PS as bounty hunter/merc, I am up for sell, if anyone needs an extra gun

[Turtlicious]

looks like a wimp...you know comparitively ^.^

[Fat1Fared]

looks like a wimp...you know comparitively ^.^

indeed, well we will see when I am putting a bullet in your brain ^_- (a proper picture of them, makes them look lot cooler)

[Turtlicious]

Hah

you should probably check out pages 2 and 3 before threatening me...

[Turtlicious]

-fwoosh-

I'm bored and want to kill someone...

FAT GET OVER HERE!

[WeirdSmells]

Stop Spamming please

[gwtyler1985]

i agree with EFBB and fared
1. stop spamming those comics. we've all seen how your character is an ego obsessed zombie that can't accomplish a task without first trying to show off. you don't need to keep showing us.

2. beware the ides of fared.

[WeirdSmells]

1. stop spamming those comics. we've all seen how your character is an ego obsessed zombie that can't accomplish a task without first trying to show off. you don't need to keep showing us

:squintyface: Richard is awesome. But yeah stop posting them here

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

2. beware the ides of fared.
They are almost as dangerous as yours and Aves :D

[gwtyler1985]

very well said. Fared, Ave, and I are all quite... threatening in games. There's a score of other people who are just as threatening, but we are the most visibly insane/devious/"creative". we like to show it and we do it well.

[WeirdSmells]

very well said. Fared, Ave, and I are all quite... threatening in games. There's a score of other people who are just as threatening, but we are the most visibly insane/devious/"creative". we like to show it and we do it well.

I am usually too "creative" to be succesful. Except for that time where I had bone powers.

[BeforeBirthday]

DEAR GOD WHEN WILL THIS START?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

When 3xplosiveducky wants too :V

[BeforeBirthday]

Son of a bitch.

[Loki_42]

Name: Scott McKing
Age: 25
Description: Ginger Hair, Grey Eyes, Scarf.
Personality: Quiet, but can sometimes get incredibly excited, especially when flying.

Bio:For all his life, he wanted to fly and become a pilot. He had always had the strange ability to understand and navigate through the vast distances of space, even without aid from navigation equipment. However, in his early teens, the "gift" awoke inside him, and he awoke to discover his family dead. He knows he couldn't have done it, but when the government came and found a dead family and a burgeoning psychic, they said that this sort of thing happens all the time. Rather than go peacefully with them, Scott decided to flee, and find the real murderers.

Equipment: 1,000 shares, Cargo Ship, Blaster Pistol, Flash-Bang Grenades(10), Aviators Costume, Disguise Kit.

[3xplosive ducky]

What is a start?
Why does it happen now?
...unless I am supposed to write an intro, which I can drop here if need be.

Turn start will be a while, i appernlty got busy which i was not expecting >.<

[WeirdSmells]

Yep, just write an intro and make something for us to do.

[3xplosive ducky]

All right....Might be a little bit then....*meditative trance.*

[gwtyler1985]

actually, if you want, you can start out the same way as a lot of text games: make it dark, but have the other senses make the setting.

then again, if you do that, some people will probably complain...

[Turtlicious]

yes write an intro!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Update:

Equipment:
A.R.T credit card, auto targeting sunglasses (they send messages to his arms so they shoot hostiles automatically), 2 stun grenades.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Name: Scott McKing
Age: 25
Description: Ginger Hair, Grey Eyes, Scarf.
Personality: Quiet, but can sometimes get incredibly excited, especially when flying.

Bio:For all his life, he wanted to fly and become a pilot. He had always had the strange ability to understand and navigate through the vast distances of space, even without aid from navigation equipment. However, in his early teens, the "gift" awoke inside him, and he awoke to discover his family dead. He knows he couldn't have done it, but when the government came and found a dead family and a burgeoning psychic, they said that this sort of thing happens all the time. Rather than go peacefully with them, Scott decided to flee, and find the real murderers.

Equipment: 1,000 shares, Cargo Ship, Blaster Pistol, Flash-Bang Grenades(10), Aviators Costume, Disguise Kit.

Nice bio

[gwtyler1985]

thank you for the cliche of using an auto targeting system. now turtle isn't the only one that the rest of us want to mess with.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

:bearface:

[3xplosive ducky]

Because of things that happened today I couldn't go super fast happy intro go now. >.>
So I will have it tomorow, I'm sorry for this, and this amazing first time GM'ing and already being behind >.>

[BeforeBirthday]

If you don't mind, I'd be happy to write the intro.

[3xplosive ducky]

well, i'm writing individual intros that lead to pretty much an opening... and i have more then half done. So if you Realllly want it done right this instant, i guess you could, but i should be done in a little while.

[Turtlicious]

little while like 1 hour?

or little while like 1 day?

[3xplosive ducky]

little like an hour, cuz i just need two more things then im done. ^_^

[Turtlicious]

oh....COOL^,^

[BeforeBirthday]

Oh, okay then. I can totally wait.

[Turtlicious]

me too

[3xplosive ducky]

(Loki ,Ninja, Turtle, BeyondBirthday)

The sirens blaze as the unnatural calm night is disturbed by the loud shriek
"sigh, he wasn't very usefull"
Scott mummbles as he kicks the lifeless body over.
The TV flickers, "Come down to 12 Jacquelin street, It will be the night to die for. Warning, ..." The Tv cuts out as the sirens grow louder.
"Well, why not."
After throwing on a very simple disguise, Scott leaves to this mysterious place.


"Congratulations Edward!"
"Nice job Blake"
"How did you take down the 17 of them?"
Randomly heard from the lesser in command as Edward walks in from stoping a thermo nuclear winter, again.
"Do you think they will ever go for anything different?"
Edward questioned
"I doubt it, they have been doing this for many years."
Sergent Lodin spoke quickly
"But you should get some rest, you deserve some."
"Fine, alright, let me know if anything comes up though"
As Edward walks into his room, he notices his tv is left on. Going to turn it on, it flashes to black and red screen"Come down to 12 Jacquelin street, It will be the night to die for. Warning, entry fee is..." The Tv turns black.
"That...Was odd."


Cars are in flame as the hover hummer flys by them all.
"That was fun...not fun enough" Richard says with lack of entusiasm"
Sirens begin to blaze behind him as he is chased by 5 Police cars.
"Fun!"
Richard turns on his radio, and starts causing distortions infront of the police cars in rhythm to the song.
As one car remains and narrowly avoids being impaled with the ground beneth it, it swerves out of the way of a grenade, he hits into a wall and his siren lets out one final loud screech.
"Ahhh, fun. Now where am I?" As Dick looks around, he notices someone walking through a gated fence into what looks like an abbonded carnival.
"...well I've killed 9 people in the past hour, why not go for an even 10!"


"Tell me more about your gang, where is your hideout!?"
Ashen holds up a scruffy looking guy by his neck 3 feet off the ground.
"I..I Don't Know man, they would kill me!"
"I'll kill you."
"I d" His head jerks back and his eyes glowly slightly black "12 Jacquelin street, only for tonight, come now" An unatural smile goes across the gangsters face.
"now if you don't mind" The gang member snaps his neck in Ashens hand.
"What the hell was that about?"

[3xplosive ducky]

(Gwtyler, Weird Smells, Fared ,Ishi)

"Thats Bull! You didn't make that, it was just a trick!"
Cyrus just tilts his hat down "It was real, now pay up."
"No, I will not! That was pure bull S..."
Cyrus puts a revolver to the mans head. "I'm very accurate, especially at close range"
Everyone else in the bar look at them, and most leave, while 3 stay behind.
"Friends of yours?" Cyrus asks
The three stand up and pull out there guns on Cyrus.
"I just, want my money"
One of the men shoot at Cyrus, as he moves and throws the angry better in front of the bullet, shoots one of the men while taking out his other revolver then shooting the other two simultaneously.
"...Just wanted my m" The Tv in the corner flickers on
"Come down to.." Cyrus quickly reacts and shoots the tv.
"Oh, just a "
The broken screen continues to glow.
"....12 Jacquelin street, It will be the night to die for. Warning, don't shoot the tv next time."
"That...That can't be right."


Miryoku walks down the crowded street, avoiding the glares and glances from the people at him, he walks towards the allyway where he can just relax for a while. "Hey! Whatt ar youu doin, freak!" A drunken idiot yells out as he stumbles closer to Miryoku
"Nothing, and if you know whats good for you, neither are you" Miryoku flashes him a quick smile.
"HEy, Dont you tell me!" The drunkard pulls out a knife and slashes at Miryoku, Miryoku just moves out of the way and elbows the man in the spine hard enough to knock him unconscience.
"People really need to stop being so, Stupid."
A dark aura goes around the unconscience body as he gets up and laughs
"I agree, So how bout you come down to 12 Jacquelin street, It will be the night to die for" The body lunges at Miryoku and Miryoku decapitates the man.
The head continues.
"Hahaha, you will fit in perfectly." the body turns back to the pale lifless form
"That...didn't seem right."


"So he is here. Who picks Jaquelin street as a hideout." Ivonic speaks under hsi breath as he walks through the gates
"Welcome, the first of our guests."
The speaker system proclaims as Ivonic walks through the gates.
"Wtf does that mean, you were expecting me? and other bounty hunters? Well why don't you just come out and fight!"
"All in good time. Hahahahahaha" The clocks on the nearby walls all explode into blue flames.
"Very impresive" Ivonic says sarcasticly and slighlty annoyed.
"You ain't seen nothing yet."


Mr.X Stands on a nearby rooftop looking at the gate and the people walking through them.
"So..This is how it is..."
(yes i know least amount of descrip, but hey, i know nothing bout this guy :P)

and i guess you guys can start now ^.^

[Turtlicious]

Richard follows the man when he hears the P.A. without thinking he blasts it "Oooops that probably wasn't what I was supposed to do" He walks in farther "Excuse me owner of this establishment I have a complaint..." he walks to a BBQ and lights it He then pulls out what is in-mistakably a baby Torso "Your Baby Back Ribs stand is closed oh well..."

Richard decides to summon a giant Head hopefully to stir up trouble "everybody get your baby back ribs now with a hundred percent more baby!"

[gwtyler1985]

that was very good for your first time, ducky. a few basic text errors here and there, but the intro in itself was excellent. if i had to say anything, i'd suggest that you don't rush yourself, set a deadline for everyone else, and, while i'm not saying to do it right now, flesh out the story later on when you're more used to writing. you may also want to keep up with everyone's inventory for accuracy's sake, but if you want, i'll help with that.

as for Cyrus...

Knowing that the patrons and owner of the bar would soon return, he hastily sets up the room as he takes the the dead men's wallets and leaves a little something for the owner. When said owner returns, he finds that all of the hard shares in his register are gone, along with a bottle of Jack. On the counter, he finds three wallets full of ID and credit info and a note that reads "Put it on our tab".

Six blocks away, Cyrus has just left his favorite pawn shop/supplier/bookie. He whistled to himself in between chuggs from the bottle as he mused over the 2300 shares he received from the dead men and their valuables and the 1000 share bet that his bookie's favorite team would lose right before the championship game. As he strolled, a thought struck him. He didn't know if it was his euphoria from the money or the influence of his drink, but he remembered the strange television and decided to follow the erethreal orders it gave. He made an about face towards Jaquelin when he ran into someone rather.... odd.

[WeirdSmells]

Asher dropped the dead gangster and sits down on a curb. He sighed to himself and debated the probability of Jaquelin street being a trap. That smile he thought to himself. He'd seen it before, Gangs having safety measures against torture, but the smile. That was new. That was different. He wondered what was going to happen at Jaquelin street and couldn't help but smile slightly. On his way to Jaquelin street he passed by an oddly dressed man. "What's with that get-up?" Asher asked the man "I'm a cowboy." answered Cyrus

[gwtyler1985]

thank you for playing along. this should be interesting.

[Turtlicious]

Is the carnival 12 Jacquelin street?

[gwtyler1985]

actually, since this game has a GM, will that mean that ducky will be writing the bulk of what's going on, or will we be doing most of the writing?

[WeirdSmells]

It depends on what Ducky decides. Most likely, we will do most of the writing with him making large events and tough desicions

[Turtlicious]

I thought it was his job to make sure there are no plot holes and we don't kill each other?

[WeirdSmells]

Well that too.

[Turtlicious]

Right but I thought we wrote the story and he was a referee

[WeirdSmells]

Yeah, but he also gives us the plot and settles arguments

[Turtlicious]

Is the carnival 12 Jacquelin street?

^this?

[WeirdSmells]

I believe so

[gwtyler1985]

hey turtle, why don't you come down too? i need someone there to make me look less like someone EFBB wants to "question" and even less like a bounty.

[Turtlicious]

hey turtle, why don't you come down too? i need someone there to make me look less like someone EFBB wants to "question" and even less like a bounty.

Did you not see the baby back rib floating head?

I'm already there!

waiting

[Turtlicious]

you know for someone to make so I can continue the story!

[gwtyler1985]

well, everyone else who decides to go there should be there when ducky continues writing the plot. anyone not going there, however, is just going to make things harder for ducky, as he will have to make a sub plot just for them and tie it together with the main plot or with another sub plot.

[Turtlicious]

I thought he was ref only?

[Loki_42]

Scott finally reaches 12 Jacquelin Street and briefly takes in the surroundings. Not trusting the surroundings one bit, he prepares his array of mental abilities, and shouts, "What's going on here?"

[gwtyler1985]

think of it this way. when everyone gets to the target location, what happens then? do you know?

[ChaosVincent1]

I shall sign up if I still can.

[Turtlicious]

Yeah we make it up ^,^

[3xplosive ducky]

Is the carnival 12 Jacquelin street?
Yes
I shall sign up if I still can.
Sure.

And i really don't know what my role is :/

[WeirdSmells]

Yeah, but he also gives us the plot and settles arguments

I thought it was his job to make sure we don't kill each other?

This

[Turtlicious]

Me and GW are trying to figure that out *sigh*

we have different Ideas the thing is that GW thinks you should be a critical part of the game

But, I believe you should be a passive observer that just fixes minor things So that the game can move quickly I would like a vote on that...

GW?

[Turtlicious]

you should also have a character so that you can partake in the fun

[WeirdSmells]

Me and GW are trying to figure that out *sigh*

we have different Ideas the thing is that GW thinks you should be a critical part of the game

But, I believe you should be a passive observer that just fixes minor things So that the game can move quickly I would like a vote on that...

GW?

I also believe the GM should have a large part

[0mnislash17]

The problem with GM's having their own characters is that they can tend to get biased towards themselves.

[Turtlicious]

right but the gm shouldn't take over the stroy but just let it unfold and take part in it!

[WeirdSmells]

The GM doesn't take over the story. He just starts scenarios, and then we do things and he adds new scenarios, NPCs and the like.

[Turtlicious]

oh...

[gwtyler1985]

The GM is in charge of creating the setting as we move through it. it's like he's telling the story while we're making it interesting.

[WeirdSmells]

What GW said

[Turtlicious]

Great now I'm confused

do we have to wait for gm before our next part of the story or not?

[WeirdSmells]

Not fo some people (the ones not yet at the carnival)

[gwtyler1985]

pretty much for now.

[Turtlicious]

I hate that...

[WeirdSmells]

"So, you were told to go to 12 Jaquelin street too?" Asher asked Cyrus. "Darn tootin. That's where the carnival is going on right?" Cyrus retorted. "I don't pay attention to those things." the two men turned a corner to see a gigantic carnival the size of a city (in the future, everythings bigger) football fields filled with rides. "But it it's a little hard to miss." They both walk into the carnival.

[gwtyler1985]

darn tootin? i'm not sure what you're thinking of when you think westerns, but i was thinking more of a clint eastwood thing. or at least lee marvin. not john wayne

[WeirdSmells]

But but he's a cowboy

[gwtyler1985]

still, "darn tootin"? out of all of the many different sources on cowboys that i have at my disposal, the only ones that have "darn tootin" anywhere are john wayne movies and incredibly bad historical actors that won't at life in the 1800's field trip sites that some elementary schools go to in the fall.

cowboys saying darn tootin... next you'll be saying that most of texas is like el paso and that everyone that goes to a rodeo goes for the cattle.

other than that, very nice.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Edward laid down on his bed, trying to get some rest, but he couldn't just ignore that creepy announcement. He sighed got off the bed and headed for Jacquelin Street. On his way he saw 2 guys heading inside the carnival. He quietly followed them inside, hiding in the shadows.

[Fat1Fared]

not sure what doing, so ask BB smells for alliance and then pull out gun/sword and head into base, if see other real players, ask alliance, but defend as needed, if see bots, then defend as needed

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

... this isn't HaV :V

[Turtlicious]

no it's not fat its a story game...

tell a story..

just have it coincide with our stories

like the evil council warroom

[BeforeBirthday]

Miryoku walked steadily into the carnival, hoping no one was looking to capture him as some sort of sideshow.
"Hello, ther-" Miryoku whipped around and fired towards the very edge of the figure, a shot that would normally scare anyone off. "Well, I s'pose we're both lucky that missed, else my partner here woulda let loose on you."
"And I still might, unless you give me a damn good reason not to."
"It's all right." Miryoku raised his hands as he said "Can you tell me who invited you here?"
"Who said we were invited?"
"I was invited here, so I wanted to see if you were here for the same reason I am."
"And what, may I say, is that reason?"
"I am here because some creepy dude told me to be."
"Yeah, us too. All we got was a place and time."
"Same here. I sure hope that dude doesn't pit us all against each other in some sort of Battle Royale thing."
YES I DO.
"My name is Miryoku." he extended his clawed hand. "Would you care to tell me yours?"

[WeirdSmells]

"I'm Asher. This is Cyrus."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Edward stood behind some carnival stands observing the scene. After he heard the others say that they were invited there too, he stood out of the shadows. A shot flew past his face. "You really should be more careful with that" said Edward. "Who are you?" asked Miryoku. "My names Edward, I was invited here too".

[gwtyler1985]

"Alright boys, let's start off answering some questions. First off, why do you have a tail, and what happened to your arms?" Cyrus queried. Quite offended by this, Miryoku also starts out with "While we're on the subject of questions, have you ever heard of this wonderful new thing called 'tact'?" "Right. This coming from the guy who just fired a shot at my head." "Point taken."

[Turtlicious]

"Holy Crap... people." Everyone was alarmed at the site of Richard appearing suddenly dressed as though he belonged in a rennasaince fair he stood out the most. "you guys are boring I'm like this close to killing all of you for the hell of it" Cyrus stared at him, "this close man this close... Anywho did anybody see a shadowy figure maybe running like someone killed his parents? no? are you going to speak or am I stuck here with a bunch of mutes?"

[WeirdSmells]

"This guy is pissing me off." said Asher with agreements from the rest of the group."Well screw you..." said Richard.

[Turtlicious]

"oh my sweet bones you can talk does this mean someone will live through the night?" Richard eyeballed Asher "I know its the future but I think you should be wearing THIS!" a green glow floated around asher when suddenly he was in a pink dress with a bonnet, "now susan see if you can get one of those boys to invite you to the ball..."

[WeirdSmells]

Dude, you aren't even acting like Richard. You're just being purposely annoying.

[Turtlicious]

Dude, you aren't even acting like Richard. You're just being purposely annoying.

...I'm trying I'm still getting the hang of it and it seems most of the time he is purpousefully annoying

[Turtlicious]

"...Oh right I was supposed to be helping or something..." poofs the dress away

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

While Asher and Richard where arguing, they failed to notice everyone else had left to go deeper inside the carnival.

[WeirdSmells]

"Well fuck. See what you've done." Asher runs off and catches up to the group leaving Richard alone. "I don't like them." Richard said before fwooshing over

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

We need a plot push from ducky :V

[Turtlicious]

"Hey where are you guys going? Cause I heard someone mumble something burning the place down... I didn't catch their name... we may never know who did it... It was me"

[gwtyler1985]

This was getting old quick. If someone didn't do something to keep the peace, a fight was definitely going to break out. "In the interest of keeping the peace, which I'd like to point out isn't my job, I'd like to suggest that we all share a little bit about ourselves. Since we've already heard from our smelly hooded honcho over here, I guess I'll go next. The name's Cyrus. I'm a gambling gunman from down by Goliad. These are my partners, Smith and Wesson, and I suggest that you don't get to know them any better than that. I'm a nice guy who likes to take things as they come, but to tell the truth, this posse is a bit much to take. So who's next?"

[Turtlicious]

"I have killed god's you should watch your insults before I forget we're on the same side..."

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

EB was really getting pissed off now.

[WeirdSmells]

"I'm Asher. As long as you haven't done anything illegal we shouldn't have any problems." Richard, Miryoku, and Ivonic looked around nervously.

[Turtlicious]

"Is eating babies illegal?"

[3xplosive ducky]

*I'll drop by probably late tonight or ealry tomorow with a plot push, but for now, I'm just relaxing and thinking*
And i'm pretty sure eating babies is illiegal >.<

[gwtyler1985]

"Well, seeing as gamblin and owning a set of fire arms ain't illegal here, I don't think we have a problem."

[Turtlicious]

"... want some baby back ribs? now made with 100% baby... come on asher nothin like some cannibalism to start the night"

[Loki_42]

Scott McKing finally decides to step out of the shadows and say " I'm Scott McKing, Someone killed my parents and I have a ship."

[WeirdSmells]

"Not one for words, are you?" Asher asked, ironically

[BeforeBirthday]

"Titties! Sorry about that." Asher apologized for his sudden outburst.
"Do you have Tourette's or something?"
"No. I just like titties."

[gwtyler1985]

Asher points his gun at Richard. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." What did I do?" "You're responsible for that little exchange just now." Richard steps back, astonished. "What makes you think I did it?" Noone said anything. they just continued to stare at Richard. "Okay, I did it." "Well if that ain't the biggest Surprise we've had all day." Cyrus chimed. However, at that moment, a familiar voice rang out, saying "Oh, I wouldn't say that.."

[WeirdSmells]

"DUN DUN DUN!" Miryoku shouted out.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

We definitely can't continue anymore without the GM :/

[gwtyler1985]

Well, I got bored of walking and talking, so now I'm making him give us a plot. Otherwise, the game is shut off and we begin again with a new GM, and possibly a new setting.

Either that, or we will get a new GM and the game will resume.

[3xplosive ducky]

Well sorry, My life got Messed up today soorry i couldn't instantly relise that gming was my main priority, ill have it done soon then ffs

[gwtyler1985]

I'm sorry if I offended you, but the GM, the Game Master, is the biggest part of the game. Without him, the game has no boundaries and no structure. Anyone claiming that title has to be responsible enough to commit to running the game. Because if there is no game master, there is no rules, no order, and in this case, no common opponent. without a game master running things, the game soon falls into infighting and chaos as all of the players fight over how things are done. This is why the players can NEVER have complete control. Why else would game engines exist?

PS. I hope you will forgive me for being a bit firm. Lately we have a problem with GMs running away without appointing someone else or promising to continue the story while undermining our confidence in them.

[3xplosive ducky]

"Is that Jeffrey Hursdun?"
Stiding in the middle of the group
"Yes, it is I, the great Actor/Martial Artist/Mentalist/Arsoni.."
"BOOORRRRIIINNGGGGG. never heard of you." Richard exclaimed
"...Repoman, Taxodermist, and Guitarist" Jefery finished oblivious to richard.
"So, your the reason we are here." Asher Concluded
"No, no hes not, I know the thing thats called us here."
"Oh, But DO YOU" Echoing voice across the grounds.
The dead baby Richard was carrying twithces and jumps away from the group
"Hey, I was gonna Eat That!!....Well...i guess its still alirght raw"
"Welcome, the first of the attractions, The Rancor! " The baby anounced in the same voice as it transformed into this.
http://www.joysf.com/files/attach/images/3192259/425/822/003/Mutant_rancor.JPG
"Interesting, this reminds me of the time.." Jeffery began
"Not the Time for Flashbacks!" Cyrus interupts him
"By the end of this, their will only be 2 left, and they will join me." The voice echoed
"Now, my minion, ATTACK"

The group stare at their first real challenge. Will they all survive? *Turn Start*

(and before one of you (cough, turtle, cough) try and act like they kill it in one move...I might start introducing random kills each update, and they might begin with that person ^_^ that is all)

[gwtyler1985]

Very good, ducky. Very strong follow through. And I especially like the threat.

[WeirdSmells]

Well fuck. Who here can fight?" Everyone raises their hands. "Okay then, Ivonic, Miryoku, surround that thing and keep it distracted." Asher instructed the group. "Who died and made you leader?" Miryoku responded. "This isn't the time for this.Don't die! Richard, fwoosh up and see if you can take that thing down while it's distracted. I'll take Cyrus and Edward, we'll try to drop that ferris wheel on it." Asher points at the Ferris Wheel and then runs off.

[BeforeBirthday]

Miryoku dashed around the monster and periodically shot it with his gun, which managed to hurt it enough to piss it off and distract it from its imminent (and likely horribly painful) death.

[Loki_42]

Scott pulled out his blaster pistol and placed a well aimed shot on the creatures body. He then mind-lifted a car and threw it at the thing.

[Turtlicious]

Richard is impaled on one of the creatures claws immediately "well fuck-nuggets this is uncalled for!" Richard Goes Fwoosh and burns off one of the creatures arms melting it he then grabs the arm and turns it into a nice turban. "anyone like my new hat?" the creature screamed in pain "Shut up you I'm showing off my new hat!"

[gwtyler1985]

Here's something that's rather interesting. This is the part where actions speak louder than words and where the GM decides (in a fair and impartial manner, of course) which actions get their say.

Upon arriving at the ferris wheel, they find a serious, yet expected problem. "Damn! This thing's bolted down!" Asher exclaimed. "No... really?" chimed Cyrus, fulfilling his need to smart off. After that, the gunman bent down to examine the metal work and the bolts and think of a way to get the wheel off of them. "Ok, I've got a plan. It would be a lot simpler if we could lure it in front of the wheel so we could roll over it, but we can't do that and it wouldn't stay long enough. Like Asher said, we're going to have to topple the whole thing." "And how do you suppose we do that?!" Blake shouted. "Well, have either of you got anything that can make a big bang?" "About 5 pound of C4, 12 grenades, a shotgun, and 4 pounds of symtex." "... That'll do Asher. That'll do. We'll probably only need about 2 pounds of that C4 spread out between the supports on our side. Blake and I will handle that while you blow off some of the bolts on the supports on the opposite side." And so they set to work. About 6 minutes later, a loud shout came out and called "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" After seeing that no one was running after that, they decided to use a more universally understood warning. "We're gonna drop the wheel! Haul ass or kiss it goodbye!"

[Turtlicious]

"You guys better not let me get blasted or I swear when I reform Your ass is so dead" says richard as he runs with his new arm turban

[WeirdSmells]

"That explosion would have been alot cooler if we had 5 pounds instead of 2." Asher told Cyrus

[gwtyler1985]

"We don't need a cool explosion. We needed to weaken one side of the structure while the other side breaks from the strain. I think we've more than accomplished that with large chunks of the beams broken and twisted. Now we better get to gettin the hell out, cause when that thing touches down... well, have you ever seen 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly'?" "No," replied Asher. "Well let's just say that if we don't get away, you probably never will."

[Turtlicious]

"SONuvaBIT-" Richard was caught by the rolling ferris wheel and was being spun the whole time exhausting his massive repitoire of explatives

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Blake laughed and watched as the ferris wheel hit the evil baby.

[Turtlicious]

a "random" fire ball smacked blake in the face

"OOOoooPPss SSSSssssoooOOORRrrreeeEEE"

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

"SUCK IT!"

[Turtlicious]

"HAHAHAHAahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAhahahhahahaha"

[gwtyler1985]

You guys do know that the person who gets final say on all of these actions is the GM, right? another one of his duties is to determine whether our attempted actions are successful and contribute to the game. If they are not successful, then the action fails, and if they are not contributory, then the person who made it is fail.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Probably better that way

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

*shots Dick in the knee caps*

[Turtlicious]

how im in a ferris wheel!

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Awesome aim :b

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

...

[WeirdSmells]

Ninja don't double post or spam.

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Ninja don't double post or spam.

:rensasscon:

[Turtlicious]

This is why I prefered the "No GM" way...

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

NO! If we didn't have a GM then chaos would ensue and we'd be fighting crotch monsters or something weird like that

[Turtlicious]

Did we fight crotch monsters last game?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

No, its just something I remember from X-Play

[Turtlicious]

lol

crotch monsters...

Also was it ever esplained why we are fighting a rancor?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Also was it ever esplained why we are fighting a rancor?


"Welcome, the first of the attractions, The Rancor! " The baby anounced in the same voice as it transformed into this.
http://www.joysf.com/files/attach/images/3192259/425/822/003/Mutant_rancor.JPG

This

[gwtyler1985]

You know, it never really was explained, but i think we were too busy not getting picked up and eaten.

[Turtlicious]

whatever as long as I get to keep my fashionable arm turban!!1!