The Mock Game

[bakurachick]

Here's how it works:

First poster posts something to mock.
Second poster mocks it and posts something for the next poster to mock.
Try not to get in fangirl/boy fights about Twilight and such.

Start:

Disney

[animex75]

Disney rapes stuff worse than 4Kids could ever hope to, you want bullshit? let Disney do the editing...not to mention the subliminal messages and blanketed racism (ex. the crow in Dumbo name Jim, as in the Jim Crowe Laws)

the BAR

[Dalord]

the BAR takes longer every week. plus there are no real drinks just pretend tea.

Panties!

[Turtlicious]

Disney: where racism goes to hide

Long examples list

"In this forgotten Mickey Mouse book from 1948, Mickey gets a crate full of West African bananas, and finds an African inside instead! Ha!" The savage soon is confused by Mickey's human lifestyle and commits acts of random violence.
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/thursracist2.jpg
Lesson Learned:
"What's the deal with Africans? If they're not trying to eat it or throw a spear at it, they're worshiping it as a some sort of tribal deity, am I right?"
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/thursracist4.jpgThe book compiles almost every offensive preconception of Africa lurking in the American subconscious.http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/thursracist3.jpg
Some choice quotes:

"Well, well." Mickey laughed ... "So I'm supposed to be your governess and nursemaid, and you can't even talk!"

"Let me see. A genuine African native," Mickey murmured. "Perhaps I should start showing him off."

Perhaps the most depressing part is that this was somebody's idea of tolerance, back in the ideallic '40s:

"Poor little guy! He just makes mistakes. He doesn't know any better. I'll just have to be patient and teach him the right way to do things," said Mickey.


Also Fug that noise

TWILIGHT!!!!

[animex75]

(turt, you got ninja'd...big time >_>)

[Turtlicious]

...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU~

[animex75]

just edit it >_>

[Dalord]

PANTIES!

[Turtlicious]

Dalord wears them

that should be enough...

TWILIGHT

[animex75]

sparkle fairies. 'nuff said

hentai

[ClumsyCake]

Mean's "Pervert" in Japanese.

WATER

[animex75]

that stuff is annoying, good thing we don't need it to survive :V

vbulletin

[ClumsyCake]

The most crappiest forum software to use.

HARRY POTTER

[Dalord]

kid with small penis! plus someone ruined the ending for it!~

Taco bell

[gwtyler1985]

Yo quiero shut the hell up.

FOX

[animex75]

they are a disgrace to the Republican Party, they need to get their damn facts straight before putting stuff in their stories

this game

[gwtyler1985]

You wanna make fun of stuff? What did stuff every do to you?! STUFF IS AWESOME!!!!

Invader Zim

[animex75]

the time slot that we got it for here sucked, i never got to watch it cuz i was never home

yourself

[gwtyler1985]

I COMPLAIN AND YELL TOO MUCH!!!!!

Deliverance

[berober04]

I mock your deliverance

Annoying Word Games in the Forum Games Forum

[animex75]

they can be a pain in the ass, especially when someone kills the game because they say a word that nobody understands

this game

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Is just a retarded way of raising your post count, its not even that fun

Pizza

[animex75]

there is no real point in making the stuff, you get the same stuff from a sub sandwich with tomato sauce in it

fast food

[JesusRocks]

Substandard food for substandard people

Kroze Forums

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

FAIL, enough said

Churros

[gwtyler1985]

honestly, there are so many things that i could mock about those that i can't mention on this forum for fear of being permabanned.

Cops. the TV show or the annoying bike riding dwarfs. take your pick.

[animex75]

the cops are never around when you need them, i see people running lights and nearly causing crashes all the time and no cops are ever around

school

[ggbhtg]

School is BORING even if it is important.

Sonic the Hedgehog

[ClumsyCake]

A fast blue ball...

KITTENS

[animex75]

they're just too cute

people

[ClumsyCake]

Bow down to me, because of how awesome i can be.

ICE

[animex75]

fuck ice, the only place it belongs is on the poles

movies

[ClumsyCake]

There is so many shit movies out that it's hard to find any good ones.

SWIMMING

[animex75]

it's boring as hell, you might as well just be taking a bath in chlorinated water

big cities

[ClumsyCake]

Lovely to look at and be in, But you wouldn't wanna live there.

ASIANS

[JesusRocks]

North Korea, 'nuff said

The Game

[animex75]

it seems boring as hell and not worth the time

pop music

[JesusRocks]

Goes to show that the collective IQ of the majority of the world is less than that of a toenail clipping

Vests

[ClumsyCake]

Some may find it cool, while others think it's unappealing. But one may want too look at the knee high baggy jeans as being ridiculous.

MTV

[animex75]

it's fucking retarded, all i ever see in there is pop; PLAY METAL, GODDAMMIT

rap

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

I dont even consider it music

South Park

[Face]

Completely different from earlier seasons, they hardly ever do anything with some characters now like jimbo.

Naruto Uzumaki

[animex75]

he's just a damn godmodder at this point, not to mention Sai's bashing his penis size may just be justified based on the fact that all these power-ups can be seen as compensation

The Last Airbender movie

[ClumsyCake]

Is just like the DragonBall Z movie, it's Utter shit.

POP MUSIC

[animex75]

shit doesn't even describe it, it doesn't deserve to be called music because it takes 0 talent; they don't play instruments and a good bit of them edit their voices (not to mention rarely singing live)

the kids growing up now

[ClumsyCake]

Will have to face that face crap we went though, only differences is that they will think the xbox/ps2 is 'old school.'

HAIR

[animex75]

it itches like fucking crazy when cut

boring threads

[ClumsyCake]

The only cure for a boring thread is to get me to post in it,...Because i'm awesome

DIRT

[animex75]

it's the mark of an asshole in an election to go collecting something to make the opponent look bad by twisting the facts

politicians

[gwtyler1985]

They smoke, they drink, they sleep with interns, let's give it up for the idiots who meet to run this country into the ground over half a trillion dollars at a time!

Star Trek the Next Generation. Yeah, let's get some trekkie bashing in here.

[JesusRocks]

First season's slow pacing makes it suck ass. AND most of the crap that goes on in the franchise as a whole relegates it to soft sci-fi. I mean come on, how hard is it to apply realistic physics to starships? Babylon 5 did it! How hard is it to make the silence of a vacuum interesting? Dead Space did it!

Steve Jobs

[ggbhtg]

Thinks he can own the smartphone industry without giving people what they want. AMONG OTHER THINGS.


Doctor Who ........(Wait whaaat?)

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Who?

Bubble gum

[Angel27]

Pointless, it loses its taste quickly and gets stuck to your face when the bubble bursts.

ice cream

[Face]

I scream, you scream, we all scream when read the fat content on the nutrition label.

traps

[animex75]

(i lol'd)
they're annoying as hell, especially the less obvious ones (luckily, the one around here was obviously a guy)

MSN

[bakurachick]

the connection sucks half the time.

Summer

[animex75]

it's too damn hot and too damn humid around here in the summer

the planet

[Face]

God damn spider assassins

pokemon

[Seagull Dien]

it's getting unorignal and digimon's better!

Sonic the hedgehog

[EZE]

His new games are worthless.

Frosty the snowman

[animex75]

what kind of stupid story involves a snowman, anyways? he melts and they thought this was a good idea to make?

Mario

[ClumsyCake]

A role model for kids! And remember kids, jump on turtles and eat mushrooms.

PANCAKES

[animex75]

what is the point of those things? they're just cakes without the icing and only a fraction of an inch thick

hamburgers

[PegasusJCrawford]

http://www.thewordmonster.com/images/David-Hasselhoff-drunk.jpg

ear lobe.

[ggbhtg]

It's mostly useless.

Smores

[ClumsyCake]

Graham cracker, Marshmallow, Broken Hershey Chocolate bar, combine can make the most messiest treat for a camp out. And i never had a Smore in my life.

RIPPED UP JEANS

[Face]

Fake ripped up jeans available for tons of money in designer stores.

hipsters

[TheOcean]

Hipsters are ruined confused people. They don't know what they want to be but they know they're not good-looking or interesting enough to be popular, so they try to meld into any crowd that will accept them and call their social awkwardness "the irony of today's society." Or at least they would if they were half as intelligent as they think they are. Also they ruined most chances glasses girls have of being cool, because someone along the way decided girls with glasses = hipster. Now all we have is the sexy librarian. *sadness* I think I went a little overboard.

Communists.

[JesusRocks]

Freakin' commies. Even their dictators FAIL at communism.

Your mum

[animex75]

she's short and got enough medical problems to need a shopping bag full of pills to keep her healthy

Nickelodeon

[CrazyBoutAtemu!]

My Brother Told Me Yesterday That One of his Friends Totured Him I Asked Him How The Only Thing He Said was "Nickelodeon..."

South Park

[animex75]

it's a pit of racism and offensive to just about everyone there is, i'm surprised the creators haven't been killed yet

Family Guy

[DRlol]

stealing from the homeless! have you no shame?!?!?!
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/17494-family-guy-response

snorlax

[gwtyler1985]

what?! your just gonna sit there for eight months out of the year? well no wonder you weigh over half a ton! GET OUT AND RUN, YOU FATTY!!

the economy

[Turtlicious]

Hey bitch...

spend some monayz!!!!

women

[Face]

Hey bitch...

don't spend my monayz!!!!

subways

[Turtlicious]

(just lol dude)

Ok so I pay for a random stranger to dry hump me in a crowded metal tincan of death

is that the idea?

Harry Potter

[gwtyler1985]

i'm a wizard. i have a broom. but i'm also a teenager, which makes this book essentially the same as the twilight series only with more awkwardness, and less fur and teeth.

turtle and face and please let me do the next one too.

[Turtlicious]

Only if you bendover and call me daddy

GWtyler

[gwtyler1985]

That sadistic maniac?! Why if I ever meet that demented nutcase, I'm going to have to beat the living crap out of him! HE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF AND IT'S DRIVING EVERYONE CRAZY!!!!

Obama

[ggbhtg]

DAMN IT WHY WON'T YOU BE A BETTER PRESIDENT AND SOLVE OF MY PROBLEMS FOR ME!

Health Care

[animex75]

if you're too lazy to get a damn job, you don't deserve it...it's a different thing if you're physically incapable of working

this year

[ChaosVincent1]

2010! The year the tinfoil hat suddenly becomes popular! DAMN GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES! :V

William Shatner

[ggbhtg]

Why...........doeshe.....talklikethis? Also Star Trek was YEARS AGO. Do something else already!

Star Wars (Oh, where to begin?)

[Face]

woah woah woah now hold on a minute.... Shatner HAS been doing other things! He starred on Boston Legal and was awesome, and now he's starring in another TV show this fall

[ggbhtg]

woah woah woah now hold on a minute.... Shatner HAS been doing other things! He starred on Boston Legal and was awesome, and now he's starring in another TV show this fall

Sorry, it started to seem like we were supposed to overexaggerate the mocking a bit. Shatner is eternally awesome. Oh, and I knew about Boston Legal and I love those PriceLine commercials.

[ClumsyCake]

I'm awesome.



DIGIMON

[ggbhtg]

2 great seasons that got FUCKING RETCONNED in the 3rd, 4th fixed what wasn't broken and broke it, 5th.............FUCK SAVERS, and who's watching Xros Wars? Seriously, who cares? Oh and of course it shouldn't even try to keep up with Pokemon.

Pokemon

[animex75]

it's repetitive as hell, GET SOME NEW PLOT IDEAS, FUCKTARDS

dubbed anime

[animex75]

and a more powerful ally

[Seagull Dien]

2 great seasons that got FUCKING RETCONNED in the 3rd, 4th fixed what wasn't broken and broke it, 5th.............FUCK SAVERS, and who's watching Xros Wars? Seriously, who cares? Oh and of course it shouldn't even try to keep up with Pokemon.

You sir! Just made a powerfull enemy:rageface:

(Sorry :l I posted, saw I made a new page, since I didn't have anything to bash pokemon i deleted this message, Animex with his crazy typign skills saw this and respond, so i decided to post this again '-_-)

[animex75]

just so they can see what they're supposed to mock
it's repetitive as hell, GET SOME NEW PLOT IDEAS, FUCKTARDS

dubbed anime

[bakurachick]

it mocks the original japanese version with horrible voice actors 80% of the time.

Dora the explorer

[gwtyler1985]

Come on! Let's do something and earn less than if we let someone from green peace do it.

and to get the one by seagull dein, How the hell does he do that? It's like he's the ultimate typing ninja who's only purpose in life is sniping out the next word, rant or comment before anyone has time to get there. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? and better yet, how do you always have the time to do that? you even ninja'd me and baku while i was typing this.

Al Gore

[animex75]

he's an idiot, what else is there to say?

i'm a fast typer, what can i say?

Bill Clinton

[gwtyler1985]

I would get both of those in one shot, but then that would be unpleasant.

In order to get people to stop bad mouthing him in congress, they wired the podiums to deliver powerful electric shocks in response to the phrase "big thighed, golf cheating cigar pervert".

i'm a fast typer, what can i say?
i'm truly sorry gents, but you will always remember this as the day you almost out typed captian animex

jonny depp

[animex75]

i lol'd
he has some of THE most fucked up roles i've ever seen in the world of Hollywood

Avatar (the movie, not The Last Airbender)

[gwtyler1985]

i'll give you both without making a smurfs reference.

this is why people and plants can't be together. you'll end up with babies that are seven feet tall and blue. would you really wish that on them?! YOU"RE A HORRIBLE PARENT!!!

and as for The Last Airbender, what the hell was that idiot thinking? rehashing the original content so the meaningless scenes were there and the integral scenes were missing? the worst part was that he didn't really change anything. he just put his own demented adaptation up there on screen after removing everything that was actually good about it! Shyamalllamalan really just needs to stop making movies. just because you wet yourself when darth vader said he was luke's father doesn't make you a director. it makes you a fanboy. so.... WE WERE WATCHING FAN FICTION!!!!!

while we're on that, fan fics.

[animex75]

most of them are shit; the people who write them tend to not know how to fucking write, the "plot" is worse than anything 4Kids has made most of the time, they change the characters to make them nothing like the canon characters, and more that i don't have the time to mention

American public schools

[bakurachick]

they suck. what else is there to say?

YGO:TASyes i went there :p

[animex75]

the site is dying and LK's been too busy to make more episodes and the site is dying because the series is slowing

4chan

[gwtyler1985]

Everyone's favorite site for cartoon jailbait.

iphones

[ChaosVincent1]

Hey, look! I just got a beer pong app! Now I can play beer pong without getting drunk!

The Scout Yes, from TF2

[ggbhtg]

I apologize in advance for anything I say here. I'm overexaggerating most of my "mocks".

[ChaosVincent1]

All right, I'll mock the scout FOR all you idiots!

May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout. Rainbows make me cry!

Google

[animex75]

it's evil, trust me (http://www.cracked.com/article_18540_5-reasons-you-should-be-scared-google.html)

Apple

[DRlol]

the least original fruit on earth.
also steve jobs sucks

pizza hut

[animex75]

their "thick" crust is as thin as the ones you can pop in the oven

Walmart

[ChaosVincent1]

The bane of small-town specialty shops. They decide where to move in, then kill off the small business in the process.

Naruto

[Turtlicious]

Where to begin

oh wait I'm a ninja So as a stealthy assasin I will wear bright fuggin orange and my freinds will also wear bright pink and green know why?

cuz WE ARE FUCKING RETARDED

YU-Yu- Hakusho

[animex75]

the ending was shit and the end of the arc that the show got dropped in was bullshit godmodding

Bleach

[gwtyler1985]

I don't feel like being original today, so I'll turf this to Lanipator. Oh Lani?

I liked that show better when it was called Yu Yu Hakusho. And I liked that show better when it was called DRAGON BALL Z!!!

thanks Lani.

Samurai Jack. I want to see who dares.

[animex75]

idiots on Cartoon Network don't know a good show when they see one, that show was awesome even in its boring moments and yet those dipshits saw fit to cut it for crap that's not anywhere near boring let alone awesome

Shaman King

[gwtyler1985]

what the hell? all the stupid tournaments for a stupid withdrawal? and no fight with the giant bad guy?! WHAT KIND OF SHONEN IS THIS?!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE SICK OBSESSION WITH THE SHORT KID?!!!

Invader Zim

[Turtlicious]

I am screaming and speaking in a funny voice in lieu of actual comedy

TMNT (the newest one)

[animex75]

dubbed by 4Kids, 'nuff said

the ORIGINAL TMNT

[Turtlicious]

...
So yeah I'm a talking brain with NO back story

we just all assume that's cool...

YEAH NO FUG YOU DUDE YOU NEED A BACKSTORY TO BE A TALKING BRAIN!!!!

[ggbhtg]

since chronic masturbator over here forgot to give a new topic, I'm jumping in

G4 (The channel, of course)

[ClumsyCake]

G4tv is pretty much starting to turn into Mtv aka shit television. They use to have some awesome shows back then on G4tv but sut them off making room for shit that we dont need. all in all, get ready to say your peace to g4tv because it turns into a MTV clone.


THE FRENCH LANGUAGE

[JesusRocks]

It's French. 'nuff said.

The letter W

[animex75]

it's a pain in the ass when learning German to remember that it's pronounced like a V, the V as an F, and the F as an F

the internet

[Turtlicious]

The Internet: Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI Agents (Like Keanu Reaves)

Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina)

[DRlol]

talking to your cat is never a good sign...

kenny from southpark

[ggbhtg]

Are you gonna stay dead or alive?

CHOOSE, DAMN IT!

Tekken

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Fighting animals... WTF?!
Yoshimitsu should have stayed in Soul Calibur!

aglets

[ChaosVincent1]

do you really need those things to lace up a shoe?

Sumo wrestling

[ggbhtg]

Encouraging people to be overwight? Whyyyyy?

Street Fighter

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Has a sumo wrestler which encourages people to be overweight 0_O

marshmallows

[PegasusJCrawford]

You dont even taste that good, and you're unpleasent and sticky, and I leave you in room temperature places all of you stick together in the bag! So what good are you!? D:<

Frozen yogurt

[ggbhtg]

You'll never be as good as ice cream. NEVERRRRRRR.

Chocolate (*Awaits Spongebob reference*)

[animex75]

that shit melts under the slightest temperatures and gets ruined because of that

Cookies

[gwtyler1985]

YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE BLUE MONSTER"S LIFE!!! He was FINE before get got hooked on those!

John Cleese

[ChaosVincent1]

Fetch him a cup of tea. NOW!

John Madden

[ChaosVincent1]

Now look at how the blockers create this huge hole for the halfback to run through. BOOM! I could drive a truck through it. Hey, you know me! I like using the telestrator!

Bakugan

[animex75]

Yu-Gi-Oh got Marbles pregnant while it was still married to Magic: The Gathering and isn't paying child support

Bigfoot

[ClumsyCake]

Billy: Ah think Ah've got a Adea Bubba, Ah gonna put this gorilla shoot on me, an you take duh picthuree of me. Allright?

YANKS

[ChaosVincent1]

Would you happen to be referring to the baseball team in New York with a bottomless payroll? Yeah, they're overrated because they buy off the good players from the teams who can't afford as much.

Gimli

[WeirdSmells]

Man, that guy at the super market looked like gimli on a motorcycle

Doctor

[ChaosVincent1]

It costs an arm and a leg for medical treatment, much like learning alchemy.

George Lucas

[gwtyler1985]

if you touch a single one of your movies again, i on behalf of the nerds of the world have been authorized to inform you that we will build our own death star and fire upon any theater that shows the edited versions, your house, and anywhere we think you might be.

90's american boy bands

[animex75]

they sucked, they were annoying, and worst off they made people think pop was a good genre

people who think violent video games make people more violent (which the FBI proved false)

[DRlol]

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/blogpics/jack_thompson.jpg
violence on tv, in the news, on the street, in school... nope, can't find any reason for my son to start shooting people... oh wait, a videogame called "Hello Kitty Happy Party Pals", this must be it!

the number 8.

[gwtyler1985]

who the hell said vertically tangent circles where so great? i happen to like horizontally tangent circles. those are much more... well, everything.

time lords

[ClumsyCake]

Dr. Who and his time traveling phone booth, in which he saves the earth or humans from evil baddies. But if i was a time lord, i would be pulling pranks or doing whatever i like.

BREAST IMPLANTS

[animex75]

they're lies, you should be happy with how God made you :squintyface:

people

[gwtyler1985]

what a retarded bunch of thoughtless bastard coated bastards with bastard filling and a little bastard cherry on top. you make me sick.

gwtyler (yes, i know it was done, but I'm the one who sniped it. now start mocking me already)

[JesusRocks]

Creative, Unique, Nice, Talented

Law and Order

[ggbhtg]

How the HELL does the ORIGINAL series get canceled but not the spin-offs?!

Torchwood (speaking of spin-offs)

[ChaosVincent1]

Oh, look, Dr. Who's obscure spinoff that I don't really care about.

Spawn Campers

[ChaosVincent1]

GODDAMMIT I JUST LEFT THE SPAWN! HEY! MEDIC! UBER ME AFTER I RESPAWN SO I CAN CLEAR THESE CAMPERS!

Norio Wakamoto

[YaoiMeowmaster]

No one knows what that is. Therefore it sucks.

Mokuba.

[ggbhtg]

SHUT. THE F*CK. UP. MOKUBA. Also, were you even around in the final two seasons?

[YaoiMeowmaster]

I mock the invisible thing.

( He was too busy messing with Rebecca ::3: )

Kuriboh.

[ggbhtg]

It's so useless, the writers felt forced to make it useful in the anime.

(oops forgot last time)

Ranma 1/2 (Mock this series I don't watch!)

[YaoiMeowmaster]

WHAT IS THIS. THROW WATER ON A GUY TO MAKE HIM A GIRL. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY HAD SEX THEN FELL INTO A POOL?

Or what if he was having sex as a girl and then hot water was poured on him? :8V:

Inuyasha. (Same writer. lolololol )

[ggbhtg]

(That'd be lulz)

Did anything happen in that series? EVER?

Inuyasha (AGAIN!)

[YaoiMeowmaster]

HOW MANY WHITE HAIRED PEOPLE ARE CRAMMED INTO THIS SHOW. :|

Sailor Moon./

[ggbhtg]

All those girls in skirts and I bet there wasn't one panty shot ever. BTW, who were the villians? I ferget.

[YaoiMeowmaster]

((lol some kind of queen and her underlings). AND I MOCK AN INVISIBLE THING AGAIN. ::3:

Ed Edd and Eddy.

[ggbhtg]

(FRAK. again?)

They get their asses handed to them all the time and yet they survive? They're suddenly all friends in the movie finale? WTF! and where are the PARENTS?! Aren't there any other people in this city?! and WHAT IS UNDER DOUBLE D'S HAT I WANNA KNOW THEY NEVER TOLD ME I HATE THEM!!!!!!

Powerpuff Girls (I rememba'd dis tiem!)

[YaoiMeowmaster]

(Platinum Blonde Hair)

THEY ARE LIKE TWO heads tall GOING AROUND IN TINY DRESSES WHEN THEY HAVE NO NECKS KICKING MONSTER ASS AND ALWAYS GETTING IN MOST TROUBLE FROM A MONKEY WITH A BIG BRAIN.

Cartoon Network.

[ChaosVincent1]

No one knows what that is. Therefore it sucks.

Nobody? You must not have heard his voice yet. It is very distinctive.

What? You cancel good shows like Teen Titans for this nightmare fuel? You underestimate just how many kids could be scared by Flapjack and Chowder.

Yuffie Kisaragi (Hopefully, some of you would know who she is.)

[Bad Asp]

Five of the toughest bosses in Final Fantasy VII are the ones she has to fight ALL BY HERSELF. Without anyone to help her. Oh well, bitch took the party's Materia, so she gotta pay for it.

Facebook

[ChaosVincent1]

All sorts of apps they could be using to make money, instead, they get it from advertising and selling the info you give them.

Shinji Ikari

[animex75]

he was nothing but a pussy that bitched about everything and went emo because he's a little bitch

trolls

[bakurachick]

they are ugly.

Misa Amane

[animex75]

obsessive, annoying, psychotic, need i go on?

Near

[TheOcean]

Most boring manga character ever.

Chicken

[gwtyler1985]

that show sucked ass. you know why? BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY SHOWS THE BETTER PART OF THE CHARACTERS SUCKING ASS!!! and what the hell is with the red guy?!!

dexter's lab

[Turtlicious]

Dee Dee get out of my labora- no shut the fuck up you could build fucking robots you should have killed teh bitch really and buried her in a deep grave and then mind fucked the parents for giving birth to retard...

and then buried deep as well


4-chan.org/b/

[gwtyler1985]

4chan. homepage for people with one big arm.

yakov smirnoff

[animex75]

the jokes don't take any real talent

The Godfather

[gwtyler1985]

which one?

[animex75]

movies

[gwtyler1985]

i know, but which movie? there were three of them unless they've decided to make a horrible fourth.

[ggbhtg]

(Y'all took too long)
OH MY GOD PART 3 WAS BAD ENOUGH, MAKE A FOURTH AND I WILL END YOU HOLLYWOOD.

ggbhtg (Getting mocked on my birthday? What the fuc-)

[Turtlicious]

I'm sorry emasculinity went out with the 90's grow a pair

Turtlicious

[ggbhtg]

Yep, that sounds about right.

[gwtyler1985]

since ggbhtg didn't say much...

YOU SORRY SACK OF CRAP!!! I've seen ass worms with more back bone than you!! now drop and give me fifty, then get back to your sorry excuse for a life!!

... wait, that's not mocking.. that's motivation: marine strength. oh well, same difference.

furries.

[ChaosVincent1]

It's rather disturbing how these people find anthromorphic beings to be more sexually attractive than humans. Basically, these are the kinds of people you're more likely to catch going after a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.

P.E.T.A.

[gwtyler1985]

Just as disturbing as furries, but with a much greater intensity. These are the people who consider animal life to be so sacred that any one of them would gladly lay down their lives and the lives of others in order to make them more comfortable. However, if you were to try to ignore their antics, they would only hunt you down and make you listen to their depraved ranting about animal rights. You know what I think of your animal rights?

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/mcdonalds1.jpg

people who talk way too loud about things they have no idea what they're talking about.

[caps]

just like the damn commies

chuck norris

[Andrules]

chuck norris does't pay his bills he just sends pics to the government of himself crouching, ready to pounce.

disney

[caps]

people are so annoying

disney
(was i just snubbed?:smiley6:is it really THAT impossible to make fun of chuck norris?

[gwtyler1985]

Ah Disney, where musical theater goes to die.

On that note, antisemetism.

[YaoiMeowmaster]

Let's wipe out a race we feel inferior to!

my hair.

[animex75]

never seen it, not to mention that the TAS references get old after a while if that's what you're going for

Kim Jong Il

[Turtlicious]

Hey I is a short man who has turned himself into a luaghing stock by OVERindulingon american alcohol and porn look at me I can't run a country

President Obama

(oooooh RAH I went therez!)

[ChaosVincent1]

He got into office by playing the race card, and now he doesn't have any idea what to do. Good job all you idiots who fell for his use of the race card. All he did was make things worse.

Jabba the Hutt

[animex75]

only thing i've seen fatter is Peter Griffin, and he's also the only thing stupider than Jabba

Anti-Spiral

[ChaosVincent1]

We hold off the spiral nemesis the only way we know how... by killing off any other spiral race we can find.

L. Ron Hubbard (The guy who founded Scientology)

[Turtlicious]

HEY IMMA STEAL EVERYONES MONEY AND PRETEND I BELIEVE IN AIEN JIZZZ OR SOME SHIT

Warcraft 3

[ChaosVincent1]

yet another way to make sure you don't have a life.

fanfiction.net

[gwtyler1985]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

the force.

[ChaosVincent1]

a bacteria in your blood is responsible for your powers. What now?

Hotel Mario

[ggbhtg]

The really sad part about it that shitty game is that if Nintendo were actually involved, it would've been a best seller. Even if Mario really was running a hotel.

Adult Swim

[gwtyler1985]

I know I've done this joke before, but where FOX shows go to die.

FOX

[ggbhtg]

Where shows go to die. :thatface:
I mean it's already obvious no one watches Fox on Fridays, yet that's where they keep sticking the good shows. They also pull that crap on Sundays (Sons of Tucson, anyone? Never watched, but still).

Traffic lights (I don't know, just roll with it)

[CrazyBoutAtemu!]

May Thing Can Be Done at Traffic Lights Including Crashes

Umm...Bleach

[animex75]

that has got to be THE slowest series i've ever read

Naruto

[Turtlicious]

...

YOU ARE A NINJA...

YOU WHERE BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE

DIE!

Sonic The hedgehog's Tails

[Annoying Chatbox]

wtf why is sonics "bff" a mutated fox? and how come when he fly's around they don't get all tangled up?

Yu-Gi-Oh Cosplayers

[animex75]

they are usually fail, though i've seen some good ones, since they can't copy the hair

cults

[PegasusJCrawford]

(is a yugioh cosplayer ;-; )

Watch anything Oprah has done about Polygamists, that should cover it.


Oprah.

[animex75]

it's about time she's going off the air, she's not anywhere near as good as people make her out to be
(hey, i said MOST)

mice

[ChaosVincent1]

Ah, the miniature version of a rat! VERMIN I SAY! VERMIN! ALL OF THEM! THEY CARRY THE PLAGUE LIKE THE RATS THEY IMPERSONATE!

Bad voice acting

[Annoying Chatbox]

it makes me go on murderous rampages. why cant they figure out they suck?

Lady Gaga (go to town, guys)

[animex75]

like all pop stars, she sucks; her 'talent' is nothing but bullshit and she's an attention whore just like all other pop stars

politicians

[ChaosVincent1]

Effectively dodging questions and lying, then getting away with it. Ah, the political system.

Trick-or-treating

[ggbhtg]

mmmmmm razor blades. NUFF SAID.

McDonald's

[Turtlicious]

Mmmm... Cancer cows.

Your mother

[gwtyler1985]

she's like old milk. white and chunky.

turtle.

[Annoying Chatbox]

too slow to have any real purpose

school

[ChaosVincent1]

boring...........as.........hell. Beuller..... Beuller....... Beuller...... Beuller...... Beuller..... Beuller....... Beuller...... Beuller...... Beuller..... Beuller....... Beuller...... Beuller......

Navi

[gwtyler1985]

Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID FAIRY!!!! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU"RE GOING TO SAY!!!!

highschool

[Turtlicious]

Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID FAIRY!!!! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU"RE GOING TO SAY!!!!

GWtyler1985

[gwtyler1985]

GOD DAMMIT, NOT THIS GUY AGAIN!!! How many times have I told him to shut the hell up?! NO ONE GIVES A DAMN, YOU OVERZEALOUS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

monkeys

[animex75]

they think they're so smart with their little tools and playful behavior, but i know the truth, i know they're plotting to take over the world

rednecks

[Turtlicious]

Nothin says lovin like cuzzin fukin
Macs

[Annoying Chatbox]

the ones ive used have more problems than a PC

Libraries

[ChaosVincent1]

boring, uninteresting books flooding the shelves.

Dungeons and Dragons

[Turtlicious]

Ok where is my dungeon and where is the dragons?

my group just has me run through a forest until I get ass raped by some random trap he just made up...

Blitz ball as a weapon

[ChaosVincent1]

Although Wakka likes to throw it, it does more damage when Tidus kicks it. Although it is as improbable as a soccer ball or a football.

Beast Wars

[WhySoBrittish]

Best/Worst names ever ex: Waspinator
Watch out! You don't want 2 be Waspinated!


squirrels

[Turtlicious]

...

Squirrels are nuts...

squirrels like nuts...

FUCK SQUIRRELS

Lady Ga-Ga

[PegasusJCrawford]

For future reference, Lady Gaga has been said at least 10 times now.
Just another gay herding woman, selling herself with the platform of "love me because I'm weird, JUST LIKE YOU" So sick of hearing about her, even in here.

Soap Opras

[animex75]

do those things even have a coherent plot? every time i'm passing through while my grandmother is watching one i could swear every damn scene ends in a cliff-hanger, that is really fucking annoying

Cartoon Network

[ggbhtg]

Where are the cartoons? NUFF SAID.

Nickelodeon

[Turtlicious]

Dude If I see one more episode of Drake & Josh or Icarly

I'm gonna kill that bitch...

Hentai

[ggbhtg]

How the HELL can you CENSOR porn?! It's PORN!

Rivers

[Turtlicious]

What the fuck are you?

A really big stream wanting to become a lake or ocean at the end of your journey

"ooh I'm a river don't wade in me till you know how strong my current"

pussy...

Perverts

[ggbhtg]

So inappropiate.....you shame humanity

Carpets

[ChaosVincent1]

Oh, look, a warm floor that pet hair likes to cling to.

Turn A Gundam

[Turtlicious]

...
....
.....
....
...

ok so seriously!? does anyone know what this is?

Kira

[animex75]

well he seems to have killed this thread along with the criminals in the area

this game

[ChaosVincent1]

It sucks. That's all there is to it.

Ginjou Kuugo (AKA ramen guy)

[ggbhtg]

YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE AIZEN. GIVE UP.

Spinzaku

[leonhart321]

The hell is that rubbish?

Low fat, low sugar, full flavour chocolate chipo cookies baked by the respective person's mother

[ChaosVincent1]

full flavor my ass!

Ikumi Unagiya

[ggbhtg]

(Spinzaku is a Code Geass meme from the 2nd season premiere where the character Suzaku jumps at another character and does a highly impossible spin kick, knocking them down. It's even more ridiculous seeing how the other character didn't seem to think of moving out the way or shooting him while he was airborne.)

How dare you..exist! Ichigo should be working with Urahara!

Salt

[dancing_llama]

Salt kills innocent snails and slugs when it is poured on them. It's also pretty bad for you..but THINK OF THE SNAILS!

Dial-up Internet

[ChaosVincent1]

It's............... about............... as............... slow............... as............... a............... level............... 1............... slowpoke.

Sake

[animex75]

ah the classic drink of old, perverted Japanese men...i'm just wondering who thought to leave their rice to rot and then drink it

humanity

[ChaosVincent1]

Humankind has gone insane. At the rate Humans are going insane, we'd be lucky to get to July 2012.

Hangovers

[dancing_llama]

Are horrible and include vomiting...though do make for interesting movies..

Printers

[ggbhtg]

bV0M9_NwMHY

^ this.

Nintendo Wii

[dancing_llama]

Loses it's novelty after the first few days/weeks, and ends up being locked in a cupboard while you sit in your money-less-ness

Skype

[bakurachick]

its just wants to be like msn but its not

gargoyle

[animex75]

they're supposed to repel evil, but all they do is make children crap themselves

new Batman cartoons