The Ask Stupid Questions And Get Stupid Answers Thread: Yu-Gi-Oh! Edition.

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

I didn't see a thread like this so I've decided to make one.
Rules:
1. The questions must revolve around any Yu-Gi-Oh! series.
2. Nothing too disgusting or perverted.
3. Anything that isn't part of the question or answer put in parenthesis.
That's it for now.
I'll start it off.

Why do you think Seto Kaiba is the biggest douche in the universe?

[JesusRocks]

Because he's moving game threads to the forum games section


Why doesn't bakura own a purple monkey?

[Light_Kaiba]

Marik was going to get him one for Christmas, but he forgot to feed it so it died in the box. Bakura was slightly amused.

Why did bandit Keith always say, "In America," if his country of origin is Canada?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because at one point in time, Canada and America were united as one >_>

Why is Yugi's hair so freaking odd?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because he stuck a key in a power outlet.

Why does it always looks like Kaiba is aroused?

[Mystical]

Because he is. <.<

Why won't Joey admit his feelings for Seto? :/

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because if he doesnot saying he does like Kaiba the entire universe would explode and everything thats anything would start getting OOC.

Who wold win in a fight Yugi or Jack Atlas(from 5Ds)?

[Light_Kaiba]

Jack, because he can run Yugi over with his D-Wheel.

Why is Yugi a midget?

[TerribleMasterUrd]

because gravity has a grudge against him

how can yami and yugi share one body at a time?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

So Yugi can pretend he knows how to duel.

How much wood can a Yami chuck if a Yami could chuck wood?

[Light_Kaiba]

17! and he'll do it with his hair!

Why doesn't Kaiba realize that it's lame to have a BEWD Jet?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because he likes blue.

Does the attatched picture of Fubuki Tenjoin look disturbing?!?

[LordZorc]

Yes, because it isn't a picture of TRISTAN TIMOTHY TAYLOR!

What would happen if Yubel feel in love with Yusei?

[Light_Kaiba]

She would take control of his closest friend's body and try to seduce him, and maybe even challenge him to a children's card game because that is what Yubel does when 'it' is in love.

What is Yubel's true gender?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Female... with a penis >_>

Where did Joey first find out he was a furry?

[Light_Kaiba]

At an anime convention.

Why was Joey at an anime convention?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because he cosplayed for Sailor Moon <_<

Why did he pick Sailor Moon?

[Light_Kaiba]

Because he wanted to look pretty and prvoe to everyone that he wasn't a furry?

Why didn't the fangirls attack Joey?

[LordZorc]

They got him before the convention.

Why was he with Tristan?

[gwtyler1985]

Tristan was cosplaying as Tuxedo Mask.

Why was Tristan doing that with Joey?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because they're both not gay

Where was Yugi while all this transpired?

[Mystical]

Getting it on talking with Yami...in his mind >.>

Why does Yugi use L'Oreal?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because hes worth it :b

Why is Tristans hair so pointy?

[LordZorc]

Because Kemo is his father.

Why does Kuriboh sound like Action Hotdog?

[ChaosVincent1]

because LK wanted more Perfect Hair Forever references than Marik's bleep and Dartz's new persona and even the change in Raphael's ability to speak.

Why is Pegasus camp?

[Light_Kaiba]

Because he doesn't want people thinking that he's straight.

Why didn't they let Yugi into DisneyLand?

[LordZorc]

Cause he looks like a bondage slave and they didn't want kids to see that.

What is Yugi plus Joey divided by Tristan to the power of Tea?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

The square root of friendship

What does Yugi have under his bed?

[Angel27]

The rule book on how to play a childrens card game.

Why does Tea think that friendship is the best thing in the world?

[LordZorc]

Because she's high.

Why did Tristan kill the dinosaurs 65 million years ago?

[Light_Kaiba]

Because he wanted to be the only organism on the planet with a brain the size of a walnut.

Why hasn't Kaiba died yet?

[Mystical]

Because this isn't a Korean drama >.>

Why does Seto never smile? D:

[Light_Kaiba]

Because he's to rich to smile. He pays people to do it for him.

What would Jack do if Crow crashed his D-Wheel into Yusei's?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Jack would take Crow's D-Wheel like he took the white 'It' from Yusei. Then he he would design it like an 'It'. Then Jack would grab Crow while riding his D-Wheel and throw him off a cliff; then Crow would some how be able to spread his wings and fly away.

What would happen if Yami and Jack were in a happy relationship until Jack runs off with Yubel. Yami, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sho and a brief unhappy affair with Edo, then follows the wise advice of Crow and finds true love with Judai?

[ChaosVincent1]

the world would realize that it's some sex-deprived yaoi fangirl's dream and suddenly snap back to reality.

Why is Krump so obsessed with penguins?

[JesusRocks]

BECAUSE COCKMONGLER

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2OXfW0ILVTgRjM:http://www.hd.chalmers.se/~thriff/dump/cockmongler.png&t=1

Why do Mai's implants taste like banana?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

The doctor was eating a banana during the operation and some of it fell <_<

Why are Tea's breast bouncier in the japanse version?

[Light_Kaiba]

because that is the most action most people that watch Yu-Gi-Oh will ever get. and the animators are perverts

Why does it seem like mostly fangirls like Yu-Gi-Oh?

[JesusRocks]

because that is the most action most people that watch Yu-Gi-Oh will ever get. and the animators are perverts

Why does it seem like mostly fangirls like Yu-Gi-Oh?

Because Yu-Gi-Oh's shit

go figure

...

Why do none of the other characters ever pay any attention to Sai. I mean, he's there in every episode!?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because the sky is tri-colored like Yugi's and Yami's hair.

Why did Bakura chase you with a knife?

[Light_Kaiba]

Becaue I'm a yaoi-fangirl, and he hates Yaoi-fangirls Even ones that don't ship him with Ryou, like myself, I ship him with Marik and Yami

why do people like Yu-Gi-Oh if it's shit?

[DRlol]

because in a few hours the sun will rise

da fuk?

[Light_Kaiba]

eleventy-two to the tenth power.

Who the hell told Kazuki Takahashi that playing Duel Monsters on a motorcycle was cool?

[Mystical]

A bunch of money grabbing corporate suits.

Why is Mokuba's voice really annoying? :3

[Light_Kaiba]

So that he can have Kaiba's undivided attention, but it never really worked out that way.

Why is Kaiba so freakishly tall?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

He uses stilts <_<

Why do Zabuzas milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

[Light_Kaiba]

because they are milkshakes that broke out of milkshake prison, so the boys obviosly wanted an autograph from a criminal milk.

Why does everybody like Bakura if he never really does anything>

[DRlol]

same reason as miley cyrus...
he swallows
If yami yugi had his own show on tgwtg what would he review?

[Light_Kaiba]

Card Games and leather..

Why does Johan have a female voice in the Japanese version?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because thats his dream gender.

What color are Judai's underwear?

[Light_Kaiba]

red with little Johan faces on them.

Why do you care about what color Judai's underwear is?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because the power to Imagine it will heal everyone!

Should we call possessed Johan 'Fanservice' from now on *winkwink*?

[ChaosVincent1]

no, because that title belongs to Mai Valentine's breasts.

Why is everyone in this show a f**king duelist?

[gwtyler1985]

because hot girls like card games in reality too.

why is everyone on this forum a f**king death note game fan?

[Turtlicious]

Because LK actually had an epic battle in which he and face threw over the original owners of these servers. Now Death Note fans are redirected here when trying to find their original spoof site. Face used a hammer LK Used kroze.

Why Am I such a silly billy?

[Mystical]

Because you forgot to wrap your willy........

Why does Mokuba look better as a girl? >.>

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because he was a girl until he got surgery.

Does 'Team Satisfaction' sound wrong or what?

[Light_Kaiba]

No, because they satisfy all the fan's needs;)

Why does everybody like Yusei?

[ChaosVincent1]

because he's now the only duelist for the good guys who can win anymore.

Why is Yusei a crabhead?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because he taste good with butter O_o

When did Naruto have his first cigarette?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because Sasuke forced him to or else he would do the nasty with Naruto.

If you can think a song to describe Jack Atlas what would it be?

[LordZorc]

Pre-Season 1 - Season 1 Jack= "Anywhere but Here" by Rise Against
Not sure what song to use for the rest of the series though...

Why is Team Satisfaction dancing naked at an anime convention?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because they were gonna get drunk but then they got high.

How much are you willling to pay for a real life Yubel?

[Bad Asp]

I don't know... how much ya got?

My question: why hasn't the first Yu-Gi-Oh series been dubbed yet?

[YaoiMeowmaster]

It's too violent for any dubbing series to even attempt to.

Why Yugioh 5D?

[Light_Kaiba]

For the Yusei fanservice, silly.

Why Puzzleshipping and Tendershipping?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

What is that suppoesed to mean?

Why doesn't everybody have a life size poster out of Yami Yugi?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

His leather pants are one of a kind, they cannot be made in any other material :V

Why does Kuribohs deck master special ability involve a rainbow?

[LordZorc]

Because only Kuriboh can make a rainbow look that bad ass.

Why does Yubel look like the love-child of Yami Marik and Yami Bakura?

[Roseleaf]

Because the stork gave them a baby.

(I always thought Yubel looked like a cross between Mariku and Bakura, but everyone said they didn't see how! lol!)

If Rishid had such awesome knife throwing skills in the japanese sub, why doesn't he just take out Jou's eye?

[ChaosVincent1]

because everyone knows that Marik can't throw knives.

Why do the women always lose their importance by the end of the seasons in which they're introduced?

[LordZorc]

Sexism.

Why does Rua/Leo have such an annoying voice in the dub?

[ChaosVincent1]

Because he's the annoying little boy who follows the real heroes around.

How many Celtic Guardians does it take to change a light bulb?

[LordZorc]

42.

How much of Seto Kaiba's money does it take to change a light bulb?

[ChaosVincent1]

One dollar, exactly enough to get some random kid to take care of the job.

When did Yugi duel Rex Raptor?

[Roseleaf]

Some time during Yu-Gi-Oh!

Why is Mariku so undeniably awesome?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Because hes... I have no idea... why does everyone like him so much? *gets shot*

Why is Yugi compared with a baby panda?

[Roseleaf]

idk, did his parents try to eat him? Maybe it's because he's useless. (Pandas are USELESS AND TOO DUMB TO LIVE...AND SO CUUUUUUTE!)

Why is Pegasus so gay?

[caps]

because long hair and using body glitter makes guys gay even if they were straight before said usage of body glitter.

what contains a solid?

[Roseleaf]

a liquid that you threw at a wall (idek)

Why does Bakura have bat ears on his hair?

[TheOcean]

They're handlebars, and have a very important purpose.

Why can't Mai Valentine win a card game?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because apparently she is too distracted by her boobs.

What can contain Seto Kaiba's enormous ego?

[Roseleaf]

to compensate for his tiny penis

why is tendershipping so disgusting?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because it is.

Why is yugi so blind to the fact that tea likes him?

[LordZorc]

Um... Yugi DOES know Tea likes him. If you mean Yami... He's gay.

Why do people have a problem if there favorite Yugioh character is gay?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because they cant accept that fact.

Why can't mokuba ever shutup?

[Annoying Chatbox]

he's a rich brat, what do you expect?

Why is Seto's hair green in Season zero?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because he had too many drugs.

why cant they give seto a girlfriend?(i dont mean priest seto either)

[Annoying Chatbox]

he's too self centered to have a girlfriend

how does yuugi get his hair to stay the way it is?

[MarikBakura]

Lots of hair gel and L'Oréal, cuz he's worth it.

Would you get raped by zorc?

[YamiYugiGirl]

No!

Who would get raped by him?

[DRlol]

statue of liberty, but she likes it rough.

if I go trick or treating in domino city, who would give me the best candy?

[YamiYugiGirl]

yugi. stay away from joey or tristan, they might steal your candy and eat it all.

If you can run into any yugioh character, who would it be?

[Eradicator]

Mako Tsunami just to call him a freaky fish guy and piss him off.

Why does Marik keep the Millinium rod "cleached between his buttoks?"

[LordZorc]

Would you get raped by zorc?

No!

Who would get raped by him?

statue of liberty, but she likes it rough.


:thatface:

Mako Tsunami just to call him a freaky fish guy and piss him off.

Why does Marik keep the Millinium rod "cleached between his buttoks?"

...Do I even need to answer that question?

Will Yugi ever get laid?

[Turtlicious]

Yes but probably by marik...


Is zorc a barbie girl in a barbie world?

[MarikBakura]

We'll never know.

Will marik ever get laid by yugi?

[YamiYugiGirl]

probably not, but atem might.

will bakura ever be a main character?

[DTM88]

Not even when hell freezes over.

Will Seto Kaiba ever get any friends?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Nope.

When will Tea die?

[Roseleaf]

When people decide that there have been enough mary sues

I can has Thief King, plz?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Yes you can.

Why is Seto so mean to Mokuba?

[Turtlicious]

because mokuba touches himself at night. ON KAIBA'S PILLOW!!!

WTF is up with the penguins last ep?

[YamiYugiGirl]

I dont know.. maybe someone has a penguin fetish.

Why can't I think of anymore stupid questions??

[ChaosVincent1]

because you're not trying hard enough.

Why is Yugi's grandfather such a pervert?

[MarikBakura]

because shut up

stop touching mokuba

[DTM88]

No stupid question, so no stupid answer.

Why is LK obsessed with fanfiction?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because he likes reading or writing them.

Why is Leather Pants so damn catchy?

[Annoying Chatbox]

because its lady gaga, what do you expect?

how come nobody but tea has shown any signs of having a cell phone?

[Roseleaf]

because you have to have friends to talk to on a cell phone. or internet access to look at porn.

Why do they disguise japanese porn as graphic novels when everyone knows it's porn?

[YamiYugiGirl]

They think we are stupid.

why cant seto believe anyone when they tell him that he has an ancient past?

[MarikBakura]

Because he doesn't believe in the magic magic magic~!

Do you believe in magic?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Of course I do.

Do you believe that they could make a crazier Seto Kaiba?

[Roseleaf]

yes. They just need to put him back on drugs.

Does Kuriboh's rainbow give it super strength?

[YamiYugiGirl]

probably..

Why cant they think of a better theme song for mokuba?

[DTM88]

Because he's Mokuba.

Speaking of Mokuba, how many times do you think he'll be kidnapped next month?

[YamiYugiGirl]

About 5 million times.

Should Mokuba just get used to the fact that his brother hates him?

[Roseleaf]

you mean he hasn't already?

Why is Yugi so useless?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Because he is a baby panda.

What is the power of the millenium rod?

[MarikBakura]

Well it's like a dick *cough* extension *cough* so...***** ***** **** ******** ******* ****** ******* ** ***** ***** *** ***** *** **** ** *** *

Why does kaiba like unicorns? Too much drugs this time?!

[YamiYugiGirl]

No, I think he really likes them.

How many drugs were kaiba on when he had green hair?

[Roseleaf]

every drug known to men, and several unknown.

why did 4kids cut out all the awesome scences, like Rishid throwing a knife through a snake?

[MarikBakura]

'cuz they don't want him to be bad ass

why did they make the dub voices so retarded in the dubbed version?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because they dont like us..

Is Kaiba the only one that can screw the rules?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Yeah. Does Noah do drugs with Kaiba?

[YaoiMeowmaster]

No, with Mokuba.

Is Psychoshipping overrated.

[YamiYugiGirl]

nope, its awesome

what is the craziest shipping you have ever heard of

[Light_Kaiba]

Tendershipping or puzzleshipping. why does Bakura have so many fangirls?

[Angel27]

because he is a kitty

why does Duke have such annoying theme music?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because he is a kitty

why does Duke have such annoying theme music?

Bakura isnt a cat!

because apparently LK thought sexy back would be a perfect theme for duke.

Why doenst joey have a theme song?

[Angel27]

LK must have thought that his Brooklyn Rage catchphrase was enough for him.

Why does Yami like mind crushing people?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because when he does, it turns him on.

why cant marik admit he's gay?

[Angel27]

because he is so evil he thinks that admitting he's gay will make him less evil.

why does Mokuba always get kidnapped?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because mokuba cant keep himself safe.
why cant seto have someone babysit mokuba?

[Angel27]

because he has far too much money to find someone himself

why do puppies die when Kaiba smiles?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Puppies don't like his smile because he is evil.

Why is Bakura so British?

[WhySoBrittish]

Because his father was a drunk.

Is there anything bigger than Kaiba's ego?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Nope. Nothing is bigger than Seto Kaiba's ego.

Can anyone stop Seto from taking over the entire world?

[WhySoBrittish]

The only thing that can stop Seto from taking over the world is if Zorc destroys it first.

Why doesn't my voice give me super strength?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Because you are not Tristan.

Why is mokuba so short

[WhySoBrittish]

Because if he was tall, it would be much harder to kidnap him.

Why doesn't Tristian have fan girls?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because girls dont like his super strength voice.

what would happen if Bakura was given a main character role?

[WhySoBrittish]

It would be a very cold day in hell.

Why is every YGOTAS villain either gay or sexually ambiguous?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Because thats what the fangirls want.

What would happen if Marik suddenly had all of the fangirls?

[WhySoBrittish]

Then Bakura would have 2 choke a bitch.

why does Noah look like Seto in ssn 0?

[YamiYugiGirl]

because i think they are somewhat related.

Why does Marik have to dress so girly

[WhySoBrittish]

He doesn't HAVE to, he just likes to feel pretty.

What exactly is wankers cramp anyways?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Even that is an answer I don't know. And I'm a huge bakura fangirl.

Why does bakura keep saying buggary

[DTM88]

He desperately wants us to think he's British and not gay.

Who has more fanboys: Tea or Mai?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Tea.

Why is Tea so damn annoying?

[WhySoBrittish]

Because friendship makes her wet, and nobody wants to hear another goddamn friendship speech!

Are Mai's breasts real?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Hell no..
Is yugi's shortness run in the family or something?

[DTM88]

Yup, just look at his Grandpa.

Are all the women that think Mai's breasts are fake jealous?

[YamiYugiGirl]

No..

Why can't they kill off Bakura?

[DTM88]

4kids thought that would be homophobic.

How many fanfics has Tea written about friendship?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Way too many..

Why does Tea need female friends

[WhySoBrittish]

To keep her from being such a whore.

How come Wako's relationship with the ocean didn't work out?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Because she never loved him.

Why do all of the minor charecters piss people off

[Angel27]

Because they stand around and do nothing.

Why does Marik call Bakura "Fluffy"?

[DTM88]

Just look at his hair.

How does Duke Devlin sleep at night?

[LKfan97]

On top of 2 other girls.

Why can't Seto and Yami set aside their freaking differences and be friends???

[Roseleaf]

because lovers can't be friends. They can only hate eachother. And everyone knows Yugi and Seto are lovers.

Why do people insist Bakura tops Mariku?

[Ishikawa Oshro]

because bakura takes male enhancements and gets ripped!

Why does yugi hax

[Roseleaf]

I do not know what you mean, so the only stupid answer I can provide is because pickles.

Why does Mai have such big fake tits?

[DTM88]

Oh come on, they're not fake! I can tell! :thatface:

Don't you want to give Uncle Melvin a hug?

[LKfan97]

Absolutely.

Why can't Yuugi grow up? (I mean, he was even the same height in GX.)

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because once a midet always a midget.

Is GX even worthy enough to have Yugi in it?

[WhySoBrittish]

Actually, Yugi isn't worthy to be in GX because he isn't corny enough, which is saying alot for a guy who uses "the power of friendship" to cure mind control.

Who is sexier, Tristian or Zorc?

[PoisonXLilly]

Zorc.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[yami josh]

To see a card game.

Who would win Joey or Crow?

[Light_Kaiba]

Crow because he looks like a troll.

Judai fused with Yubel or Yusei?

[WhySoBrittish]

Judai fused with Yubel. Yusei is the punk who plays childrens' card games on motorcycles in the forbidden double spin-off.

Why does Zorc's penis have a mouth?

[ChaosVincent1]

Because that's the mouth Zorc uses for devouring souls.

Why is Bandit Keith Canadian?

[DTM88]

He's an outstanding actor who likes to make fun of "Asinine Americans". :biggrin:

Is Tea less annoying with Crump in control?

[Roseleaf]

Way less.

Is Ryou gay or British?

[LKfan97]

That is a classified secret know only to the die-hard YGO fanbase.
(He's British)

Why did Takahashi let 4kids destroy our beloved series?

[masterhater]

Because it's harder to put your pants back on while wearing your shoes.

Why do cat's not leave the area when they fart?

[DTM88]

I guess the same reason as guys.

Here's a stupid question for you.... Could "Uncle Melvin" beat Chuck Norris in a fight?

[ivorywinterdemon]

no cuz he would get distracted by all the hugs

how can i get my boobs to be as big as mai's?

[DTM88]

By not getting plastic surgery and drinking more milk, haha.

Do you now find yourself saying "In America" too often?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Yes and it annoys all canadians or anyone else who isnt from america.

how many times has seto kaiba screwed the rules?

[LordZorc]

Not enough numbers exist to count that high.

How would the series be different if Tristan had the millennium puzzle?

[YamiYugiGirl]

yugi would be a minor character... and bakura would end up best friends with tristan.

what would happen if bakura was the main character?

[LordZorc]

PARTY!

What if Marik was the main character?

[YamiYugiGirl]

The world would come to an end.

What would happen if mokuba got himself into trouble?

[DTM88]

Seto would wag his finger at Mokuba. Then he'll be sorry.

How low would the ratings be if Mokuba was the main character?

[BeforeBirthday]

Lower than they are now.

What would happen if Season Zero wasn't depressingly bad?

[Light_Kaiba]

Then 4Kids might have dubbed it, and it would've been even worse.

Who would win in a fight, a die-hard Pokemon fan or a die-hard Yu-Gi-Oh! fan?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Me. Ka-Chow(YGO Fan, Duh)

What would happen if 5Ds came before Original DM?

[HairSecuritySchool]

Then the whole series would be like the Star Wars Saga. Modern tech in prequel, more archaic tech in sequel.

What would happen if Melvin discovered Limit Breaks and Materia?

[Light_Kaiba]

The world would come to an abrupt end. Violently.

How long has Yami been taking Ballet?

[HairSecuritySchool]

Long before Judai. His talents would make Judai look like he has one severed left stump.

What if Golbez decided to team up with the Mullet Guy and Mokuba?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

There would be total chaos in that case.

What would happen if people liked 5Ds?

[Light_Kaiba]

Then the people who created Pokemon would be pissed and try to assasinate the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh for being successful.

Why do most of your questions revolve around 5D's?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because I feel like bashing 5Ds right now.

What would you do if you walked in your cousin's room only to find a holein the butt on their life size poster of Yami Yugi?

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Run, just GET OUT OF THERE NOW!

What would happen if Yugi had to duel against his hair?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

He'd loose and his hair would be the next main character of YGO instead of Jaden, causing more fans to like the show.

What would you do if you went to work or school and saw that everyone had Kuriboh hairaka Jaden's hair?

[LKfan97]

I would scream and get my hair done like Yuugi's.

Melvin for President?

[LordZorc]

YES!

Tristan for president?

[DTM88]

I'd rather vote for George W. Bush.

What is the longest time Tea has gone without mentioning friendship?

[LKfan97]

-2 seconds.

Zorc for President? (I vote yes btw)

[ChaosVincent1]

He's running against Sin so it'll be a tough race.

How would Ryu and Ken fare in the Yugioh universe?

[LordZorc]

They'd fail.

What would happen if Seto Kaiba, Manjoume-Sanda, and Jack Atlas threw a party?

[ChaosVincent1]

No building could handle the combined mass of their egos!

What would happen if a yugioh protagonist successfully hooked up with a woman?

[HairSecuritySchool]

Then a lot of shippings would be pointless.
What would happen if The Joker (From the original Batman animated series, and in Arkham Asylum) teamed up with Weevil Underwood, Atem (Season 0), the Arbiter, and Gordon Freeman (from Half-Life) to save the world from imminent destruction?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

They would make the destruction worse.

What would happen if they bashed people with their duel disks in Yu-Gi-Oh!?

[Light_Kaiba]

Then people would die in the show more often.

what would happen if Barkura, Johan Andersen, and Yusei Fudo threw a party?

I picked the tree guys throught all 3 series' that have the most fangirls. I'm one of those fangirls because I adore Johan!

[LKfan97]

Blood, confetti, and cake would be everywhere.


How much better would the Twilight series be if Yami mind crushed the hell out Bella?

[ChaosVincent1]

Not as good as it would have be if he gets rid of the sparkling vampires.

Divine (the Arcadia Movement bastard), Marik, and Saiou are standing around and you have a gun with two bullets. Who would you shoot?

[LordZorc]

Divine. Divine. Di-FUCKING-vine!!! (I'd shoot him twice)

What if Tristan could asexually reproduce?

[LKfan97]

The human race would be full of idiots who like TeamFourStar. Or the ultimate Tristan takeover. One or the other.

If you had to be raped by one of the Yu-Gi-Oh! guys, who would it be? YMarik, YBakura, Season 0 Atem?

[LordZorc]

O_o ...That's my answer...

What type of furry would Joey marry?

[LKfan97]

I would go with a bunny. That seems to fit for me.


If you were given a Evil Council position, what would be your first idea that you would pitch to get rid of Yugi Muoto?

[HairSecuritySchool]

Hire Ezio (with Dan Green's voice) to break the Millennium Puzzle. What? He'd be assassinating Atem without using any downright violence. (Except the abuse of ancient Egyptian party games).

Now, what if the entire Yu-Gi-Oh Series (Seasons 0-5 of the Original, GX, and 5D's) were all dubbed, using original English dub voice actors and actresses, by the company that owns the rights to the manga, VIZ Media?

[LKfan97]

We all would probably be able to tolerate the show a tad bit more.

Would you watch the show if everybody was their opposite gender? (And wore shorter outfits?)

[YamiYugiGirl]

yes, because it would be funny to see seto kaiba as a girl..

Would you watch the show if they got rid of Tea or Joey?

[LKfan97]

Joey...no. Tea...it's fifty fifty because she has a lot of bad shit happens to her so who would be around to take all the bad shit from everyone else?

Would you watch the show if every guy was anything but straight?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Yes.. because it would be funny to name all of the shippings that would be there..

What would you all be doing right now if YGOTAS wasn't created?

[HairSecuritySchool]

Bashing my head in at the sheer asshattery of the English Dub. "Send you to the stars"? More like "banish you to the Shadow Realm" and "I'll send you into a coma or kill you with my magical powers... I mean, with the Shadow Games."
Now, what if someone made a Yu-Gi-Oh! first-person shooter, using the cards as guns or shuriken?

[LordZorc]

It'd suck.

What if Marik bought said video game?

[YamiYugiGirl]

Marik would be hopelessly addicted to the game.

What if Marik finally admitted he was gay?

[LKfan97]

Every YGO guy would make a move on him.

What would happen if it was Poker instead of Duel Monsters?

[ivorywinterdemon]

YGO would be alot more popular!

What if shadow games were replaced with strip poker?

[LKfan97]

I would be re-watching the old eps where the shadow realm used to be. (You wouldn't get me off the computer.

What if Takahashi randomly came on TV and decided to give the YGO franchise away in a raffle?

[ivorywinterdemon]

i would win!

what if everyone suddenly got boobs as big as Mai's?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

We'd have to drag the extra wieght.

Why would a person think the world revolves around Yu-Gi-Oh! and card games?
Just curious because this person I know thinks that.

[LKfan97]

Because they just didn't grow up with anything else but Yu-Gi-Oh! and card games.
That was quality TV for them.

What if we all could've participated in the Battle City Tournament?

[Light_Kaiba]

Then Mai wouldn't have made it to the finals because she can't win a duel to save her life.

Why does Jack's D-Wheel look like an it from South Park?

[ivorywinterdemon]

because he secretly wanted something up his *beep*

Doesn't 5D sound like a bra size? Cuz i sure as hell does to me!

[Light_Kaiba]

Yes, because it's probably Aki's bra size.

Why are all the Yu-Gi-Oh! males(DM, 5D's, and especially GX) so stereotypicaly homosexual?

[LKfan97]

They wanted to give us subtle hints about the upcoming Big Gay Rights thing that has been going on. (They weren't so subtle)

If every meaningful character in the YGO franchise was paired with their Yami, what do you think would happen?

[Mystical]

Incest. Or divide by 0.

Why is Atem/Yugi considered blonde?

[LKfan97]

I don't think so.

What would happen if they never released the 10th anniversary movie?
(Which BTW, The American release and re-release in Japan is Feb. 26th, 2011)

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

We'd all die of lack of movies about children's cardgames.
(How do you know the release date?)

Does Yusei bailar La Bamba?

[LKfan97]

I wouldn't know if he did. But if he did, I'd die of laughter.
(OH and my lj community on YGO tells me all the things I need to know, and they just happened to post the movie premiere date. XD Yeah)

What if someone decided to make a series on youtube with a Harry Potter and YGO crossover plot? Would you watch it?

[Light_Kaiba]

If that were to happen, hardcore fans might get extremely pissed, and yes, I would watch it. Also, it would give people the excuse to create a KaibaxDraco shipping.

Why does everyone insist on pairing Judai Yuki off with every character known to man?
(Seriously, Judai is paired of with everyone)

[LordZorc]

Cause he's bisexual, so he could paired up with anyone and it could make sense.

Why doesn't Tristan/Honda get paired up with more people?

[LKfan97]

Because no character even in AU would let themselves be paired with Tristan. (Also, we can't let him breed. Ah, obligatory abridged quote.)

Why can't all the YGO characters just get along?

[DTM88]

Because this isn't Disney.

Why does Seto insist on flying a jet shaped like a dragon?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

Because he has a hard on for dragons, and he wants people to know he's a stupid douche that spends his money on stuff like that.

What would happen if 4Kids started to referance YGOTAS in their dubbing?
I've seen a dubbed 5Ds episode I dont wanna go back on.

[LKfan97]

I would totally watch their dubs then.

What if 4kids took over the disney channel and brain washed all the new children of this world with sappy, unrealistic, pathetic dubs?

[Light_Kaiba]

Then the army of 4Kids would be created, and they would all be trained to become Death Eaters and serve tea and cookies to Lord Voldemort.

If Judai takes ballet, what does Yusei do for fun?
BTW buttsex on motorcycles is out of the question

[LordZorc]

Audition for musicals.

What if Yubel and Yami Marik had a child?

[iJaden-Eph-Aster]

I'ma answer that with a question, How do you think Placido was made?

What would happen if you went to the movie theatres to watch the 10th anneversary movie and instead of the movie they showed Barney the Dinosaur?

[LordZorc]

BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you think Yami Marik reacted to the death of Little Foot's mother in the Land Before Time?

[LKfan97]

He destroyed the entire theater with one little hug.

What if the 10th anniversary movie never existed?

[luvyugiandyami]

people wouldnt know that card games have been saving the world for 10 years. with one duel at a time.
does yugi like tea or yami better? o_0

[LordZorc]

Duke.

Did Yami Marik frame O.J.?

[luvyugiandyami]

yes. b/c melvin is pure evil. cause you cant spell melvin w/o evil.

if you were to go on a date with a character with a yugioh character, who would it be??

[LordZorc]

If we're including 5D's, I'd say Aki. If not... I'm not sure actually...

Who should Bakura marry?