Xanadu's NEW Wacky Anime Review

[Xanadu]

If you caught it before, you have an idea of the weird (often perverted) anime's I watch

So I have learned a few more cleaver jokes and am better with paint lol
so I present the first anime to be reviewed
I am gonna do this differently, as its so short
episode 1 first, then 2+3.

http://www.imattidel93.com/site/images/stories/anime/splashscreens/l_splashscreen-resort-boin.jpg

This anime has no plot, the 3 episodes don't really seem to link together (the 2nd and 3rd one sort of do, but neither do with the 1st).
For everything that is silly and weird about this anime, it does have the best music I have ever heard in an anime. I think they put most of their thought into the music.
Its about a young man named "Daisuke" who is avoiding his grandmother (whom we never see) to go to the beach and...look at girls.
And that is when we meet Nao and Mitsugu, two girls who are in love with him...and I am not exactly sure why.
And they proceed to start arguing about him...


http://www.imgplace.com/img153/4885/12pillows.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg153/4885/12pillows.png)
oh no...stop...yes this is not where I want to be...

Anyways the girls are thrilled, and decide to go on the beach, where we cut to a maid cafe called "Toriton".
There we meet Mayaka, Daisuke's cousin (though she calls him onii-chan, which I thought means brother...)

http://www.imgplace.com/img405/8739/64thatsmymanbitch.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg405/8739/64thatsmymanbitch.png)

So as soon as the girls find out she is Daisuke's cousin they become more passive

http://www.imgplace.com/img405/7671/60hotlol.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg405/7671/60hotlol.png)

Anyways while telling Mitsugu about her he says this;
http://www.imgplace.com/img405/1540/39classy.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg405/1540/39classy.png)
classy dude, real classy
We also meet Momo, who can't walk with dishes to save her life...ever
Its her running gag.
http://www.imgplace.com/img405/9648/44ahhh.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg405/9648/44ahhh.png)

So later that night, Nao somehow sneaks up on his balcony and scares the living shit out of him, why?
WELL...
Afternoon Delight of course! (Well evening delight, but still!)
He is quite shocked how she climbed up, like 4 stories.
But Daisuke is a gentlemen and offers her a beer, but she doesn't want a beer!
So in traditional idiot anime male way of behaving, he asks what she's doing, and she is rather upfront with it.
http://www.imgplace.com/img266/9892/88what.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg266/9892/88what.png)

What? makes sense to me.

So she calls his hands perverted (whatever) and states the obvious
http://www.imgplace.com/img153/9305/21budumtsst.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg153/9305/21budumtsst.png)

The art for the sex scene's is weird, like the size of her boobs and what not, at first they seem to be big, but when she takes off her shirt they grow like 2 extra sizes.
Can women do that?!
And just as they are about to...you know climax, the cockblocker known as Mitsugu knocks on the door...
They are silent, praying she goes away...and she does...hmm
That was easy, but oh no, Mitsugu knows!
Some people...
Nao affirms that women eating hot dogs is sexy, commenting Daisuke's looks yummy too, his reply
"don't bite me, even if you're wrong!"

touche!

More sex, Nao calls it "service" (service means you pay! GET OUT OF THERE!!)
Then they do it against the window...believe me, that would suck for the poor bastard who has to windex that!
Then who shows up on the belcony, Mitsugu!! With a really angry look on her face.
http://www.imgplace.com/img153/5332/82ohmyfuck.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg153/5332/82ohmyfuck.png)
bitch is gonna kill somebody!
What happens next is the funniest expression I've ever seen in anime!
http://www.imgplace.com/img266/1405/48ohmy.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg266/1405/48ohmy.png)

Next Scene!
Mitsugu and Daisuke...
on a boat mother fucker!
http://thequickanddirtydirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/on-a-boat.jpg
Daisuke does what I've done at every party I've ever been to, lean on something and hit the booze.
http://www.imgplace.com/img137/8881/90enjoying.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg137/8881/90enjoying.png)

oh yeah, he looks soooo happy right now

So Mitsugu is still mad at Nao for doing Daisuke, and promps to do the only logical thing!
Do him herself!
Silly dialong, Daisuke claims his hands are moving on their own (yeah right) and my hands are just writing this on their own.
It must have been so hard for him to grab her boobs...that have the consistency of silly putty...okay...

She comments its embarrassing that he said she smelled good, but she is fucking him on the deck, Titanic style. Yeah she has her priorities straight.
On a good note, I could totally make a rap video out of this!
Don't worry baby I double bagged it!

So after the sex scene it cuts to Daisuke, Mitsugu, Nao, Mayaka and Momo walking in a garden.
Okay, I know someone is gonna do it here...but who?!
As Nao and Mitsugu hold Daisuke and argue over him, Mayaka is sad that her and Momo have been "forgotten" Momo, blissfully unaware.
Daisuke tries to get them to stop, telling them to enjoy nature, but Nao is unimpressed with flowers and grass (as she puts it).
All is not lost however as they find banana's! (No that's not an innuendo, they find real banana's and decide to eat them...cause theft isn't a crime?)
So as the others run after her, Momo trips and an eerie shadow looms over her...
Its...
http://www.imgplace.com/img137/9630/72ohgod.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg137/9630/72ohgod.png)
with tentacles...

Oh god...
this can't go where I think it's going, yes it is...
So Momo has been eaten by the giant fucking flower who wants, what else, to have sex with her.
http://115.124.110.108/forum/uploads/monthly_02_2010/post-82-126592790552.jpg

Her response to this...
"what is this, some sort of test"
Oh my god! Seriously?!
I'd believe "is this some sort of test" if you were...
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AloFnQnK3lTRWM:http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh265/BonePalace7/chuck-norris.jpg&t=1
AAA-CHUCK NORRRISSSS!!!
But no its not a test...and Momo realizes this isn't a flower.
Well if a 50 foot plant-thing that eats me, ties me up with tentacles and tries to rape me isn't a flower, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS!!!

After the plant "finishes" Momo says the dumbest thing I have ever heard her say (and believe me, thats not easy)
"what if I get pregnant"
Don't worry honey, the plant got a vasectomy 3 years ago, you're good.
So it spits her out and walks, or should I say dances, away.
When the others find her, Momo is fully clothed, and is completely fine, seems it was all a dream...OR WAS IT!?
Momo seems to think something's up, but she did fall so hard she lost consciousness...maybe you should get that girl to a hospital?
She could be pregnant with plant babies.

So, another scene switch, my god we're going nowhere to nowhere so fast aren't we.
Daisuke is in a hot tub, and by now its completely predictable.
Nao and Mitsugu arrive, inform Daisuke of the fact it's a mixed bath, and he replies with
http://www.imgplace.com/img137/2933/20nice.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg137/2933/20nice.png)
wow...I don't know whether to hi five you or kick you in the balls, oh well.
They have a threesome, assuring they are the "big breasted girls" he should be looking out for.

Back, to the beach, cause this show only likes to change scenes for sex scenes. Daisuke is, watching women play sports, cause, he doesn't get enough already?
Oh well, some rich fuck tries to rape Nao, but not before Daisuke hears her say she loves him.
http://www.imgplace.com/img266/3171/85daterapeface.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg266/3171/85daterapeface.png)
He does have rape face doesn't he.

Nao cries out for help, and out of nowhere;
http://www.imgplace.com/img266/4695/65pwned1.th.png (http://www.imgplace.com/viewimg266/4695/65pwned1.png)
PWNED!!!
He just roundhoused that guy in the face!

Then they do it and...she tells him she loves him, and he...actually says he loves her too.
And that's it.
I was actually surprised by that ending

[ggbhtg]

LOL I see you're heavily influenced by the NC! That's not a bad thing!
I actually saw this series last month.

That 640X480 stuff at the bottom of the images is annoying, though.

[Xanadu]

yeah, I didn't think it would transfer over, but it has so I'll have to put the subs below the pictures

I won't be like the Nostalgia Critic, I just always wanted to do that

and what did you think of Resort Boin?

[ggbhtg]

yeah, I didn't think it would transfer over, but it has so I'll have to put the subs below the pictures

I won't be like the Nostalgia Critic, I just always wanted to do that

and what did you think of Resort Boin?

I'm not an avid hentai watcher, and I didn't put much thought into watching it before/after but........I'd recommend watching it.

[Xanadu]

what I need is an opening greeting, and perhaps a closer
and definitely a logo of sorts (which, being me will have a doll in it)

[ggbhtg]

sounds good. now to escape this thread unnoticed

[PoisonXLilly]

Wait......WHAT is it called?

[Xanadu]

Resort Boin

[ggbhtg]

do La Blue Girl next because ninjas.

[Xanadu]

real ninja's or "Naruto" ninja's?

[ggbhtg]

real ninja's or "Naruto" ninja's?

a bit of both plus some smex

[Xanadu]

perfect!!

[ggbhtg]

It's a pretty memorable series and just to let you know, there's three series.

La Blue Girl Do this one.
Lady Blue
La Blue Girl Returns

It's a bit hard finding subbed eps, but they do exist.

[Insane]

Really happy to read these again :)

[Xanadu]

I know where to find them lol
I am glad people enjoy these, down the line I will do a few other non porn anime's, like Higurashi, La Blue Girl and Rozen Maiden
(I might go so far as do a video review of that one, adding in my own dolls to make it more in depth)

[ggbhtg]

oops, La Blue Girl is a hentai.

[Xanadu]

oh...well so is a lot of the others I plan, I was gonna review Venus 5 but, there is a gross scene in there I'd rather not talk about

[ggbhtg]

luckily you're typing not talking, so tell :thatface:

[yamiangie]

have you thought about starting a blog?

[Xanadu]

a tentacle demon woman has oral sex with a talking cat

yes but...I donno
blog is so emo

[ggbhtg]

........*is unfazed* I've proobably seen worse.

[Xanadu]

oh so have I lol
but its something I'd like to do at least once, see if it catches on
as I said, I like to think of myself as the Nostalgia Critic of porn
in the sense I review nostalgic porn not the humour (though I do enjoy his jokes-as seen)
don't worry I am not stealing his jokes

[animex75]

well...at least he's not an ass like the dude from Sex Warrior Pudding was....

[Xanadu]

oohh man that was hilarious, that is gonna be up there for anime's to review!
so far I have the fallowing planned, if anyone knows anything good, do let me know!
Higurashi
Rozen Maiden
Sex Warrior Pudding (all new redo!)
La Blue Girl
Dragon Pink
Dragonball GT
Beat Angel Escalayer
Dream Note

I shudder at the last one

[animex75]

oh God, you're doing Sex Warrior Pudding again? as if i didn't hate that guy enough for sleeping with everyone in town....i look forward to your next one though

[ggbhtg]

he never finished that series.

[Xanadu]

if I like the script enough
but if you got some recommendations I'd love to hear it

[Xanadu]

he never finished.

I did but they had to be deleted lol

[ggbhtg]

I think I heard you say you'd do a NSFW version, too?

[animex75]

i thought it was just moved to the 18+ section

[Xanadu]

yes but I deleted them before it went there, complications-I would have been banned

yes but I am gonna focus on this one cause it attracts a wider audience

[animex75]

ah

[Xanadu]

so do you have any recommendations?

[animex75]

your list looks good to me

[Xanadu]

alright then
prepare for humour and possible joke theft lol

[animex75]

alright, and i'll let you know if i come up with anything else

[Xanadu]

sounds good, episode 2-3 will be up tomorrow

[ggbhtg]

lol try posting it on the TGWTG blogs. You could be the anime version of Benzaie's GameFap! :p

[Xanadu]

not a bad idea, can you give me a link?

[ggbhtg]

you just sign up to tgwtg.com and make your own.

[Xanadu]

I see...and people's incentive to seek out this blog is...?

[ggbhtg]

I'm.....not sure. I just heard that's how some of the people got started.

[TheOcean]

*cough*bible black*cough*

[Xanadu]

I could give it a try, wouldn't hurt any

[roxasabridged]

You should review School Days.

[Xanadu]

whats it about?
(when requesting me to review something give me a brief synopsis so I can judge if its wacky)

[roxasabridged]

Well, it's about a guy who falls in love with a girl in his school, then with another girl, then proceeds to have sex with any girl he sees while the first two slowly go crazy and ends with... well a 'nice boat'.

I guess the protagonist is a bit like that guy from Sex Warrior Pudding, only much worse.

[0mnislash17]

That anime was abysmal...avoid it Xanaduuuuuuuu Dx.

[animex75]

...i tell you right now, i am gonna hate that character soooooooooooooooo much

[Fat1Fared]

can others post reviews here????

-Also School days is one my anime society always take mick out of, never watched it as doesn't sound like my thing

[Xanadu]

no this is XANADU'S THREAD (eg me :P)
well the worse the better, I hated Cosplay Sex Machine and you know I am gonna tear it a new one!

[Xanadu]

I had to go to the fabric store so was gone, and need to sleep early due to work tomorrow so the rest of Resort Boin will be postponed until tomorrow

[JesusRocks]

I always lol epicly at Xanadu's reviews XD

[Xanadu]

I've had a lot of computer problems so Resort Boin is going slowly (it doesn't help that episode 2 is pure shit!) lol

[ggbhtg]

WHERE'S THE NEW EPISODE, LK? KROZE? XANADU? Lol, it's fine.

[Xanadu]

you son of a bitch!!
what shall I review next? Resort Boin 2-3 will get done, hopefully tomorrow, but who knows
I did watch Clones of Bruce Lee, so I am a tad burnt out

[ggbhtg]

Bible Black could be your "Batman & Robin", so that should be put off for a while (unfortunately).

Since you asked, the one I suggested: La Blue Girl

[Xanadu]

Bible Black could be your "Batman & Robin", so that should be put off for a while (unfortunately).

Since you asked, the one I suggested: La Blue Girl

is there a bat credit card or something in Bible Black??!?!?

[ggbhtg]

is there a bat credit card or something in Bible Black??!?!?

Uh...."No". It's "not" like I've "ever watched this series". I'm "underage". :8V:
I mean it should be the one everyone remembers- er but I wouldn't watch it. Nor have I ever watched a hentai. <_< >_>

[Xanadu]

wuss, underage pretty much guarantee's the watching of porn
you think I waited until I was 18?
fuck no!

[ggbhtg]

wuss, underage pretty much guarantee's the watching of porn
you think I waited until I was 18?
fuck no!

....But I'm a good boy... *is sad*



LOL Dumbass I hope you're not serious!

At least 7 years and counting!

[Xanadu]

so how is Bible Black bad?

[TheOcean]

eh, depends on how you look at it. Futa, main character who is so hopelessly an a-hole he'll do whatever the evil lady tells him to "because he's in love" and has pity sex with his teacher who was just tortured and raped, in the dub there is dirty talk that would make a sailor blush....

[ggbhtg]

I've never watched the horrible dub. Subs all the way.

[Xanadu]

there's a dub?!?!? oh fuck I am so there!

[animex75]

careful, most dubs suck

[Xanadu]

and that is exactly the sort of stuff I want to review

[ggbhtg]

New series title: Dumb Dubs?

[animex75]

4Kids One Piece wins

[ggbhtg]

YES

[Xanadu]

I have wanted to tear the shit out of that one

[animex75]

i'll be sure to notify your family of your untimely death, then

[Xanadu]

lol thanks :P

[Xanadu]

Hello all once again, Resort Boin is mind numbingly boring, and I really don't wanna fucking watch it right now.
So i decided to take a break and watch something good, my favorite movie of ALL TIME!!
That's right,
http://livingincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heavy-metal-450.jpg

Most people have never actually heard of this movie, and its a shame, though it has gained more attention since it was spoofed on an episode of South Park
(and it was quite like that, the constant violence, nudity and big named rock songs interladen throughout).
The soundtrack was more successful then the movie, with names like Journey, Black Sabbath, Devo and Blue Oyster Cult, and actors such as John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, and Harold Ramis (all of whom were on a Canadian TV show called SCTV in the 70's, and going on to bigger roles (John Candy also stars in another of my favorite movies, "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and of course Harold Remis was in Ghostbusters 1 and 2).
The movie was released in 1982, and is Canadian, believe it or not.

So lets dive in to one of the best animated movies (in my opinion) Heavy Metal...

So the movie begins with a Space Shuttle Looming overhead after we see a green orb flying threw the sky.
The bottom of the Shuttle opens and we see a corvette lower out and fly down to earth
http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/H/HMetal/flyingcar.jpg
Radar-radar-radar
Rider!!

Sorry...
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot03l.jpg

The truck lands and drives threw the desert to a house, where the man gets a weird looking briefcase and goes inside, and is greeted by his daughter.
Curious she asks what he brought back, and he opens the case to show her...a glowing green orb.
So the orb begins to glow and the guy melts, its pretty funny and then grows and starts talking.
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/loc-nar%20image.jpg
It tells her it is going to tell of what it has done in the past before it kills her, then we cut to our first story.

Our first story is about a man named harry Canyon who lives in New York in 2033, which as my brother pointed out, still has the World Trade Center.
Another reason when you see the "future" in movies and even in the present its totally wrong.
Anyways, Harry is a cab driver, and he doesn't much like his situation in life.
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/heavymetal06.jpg
After avoiding a robbery, by shooting a guy with a laser that vaporizes him, we see a bunch of commotion by a museum, where a man falls dead on the stairs. A woman runs out and he tells her to "run" and she does, being chased by these 3 soon after.
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/heavymetal04.jpg
She runs into the street were Harry stops, letting her in and driving off.
Trying to go to the police (but in the future they're completely useless) he takes her to his house after she, somehow, passes out in his cab.
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/heavymetal05.jpg
They talk about why her father was killed (the loc-nar-eg green orb telling this story), have sex, the next morning she's gone. and the cops ask about her, Harry denies everything.
After getting a call to meet her at the Statue of Liberty
http://i.somethingawful.com/rompit/zombienation/lib.gif
she tells him the lumpy guy wants to buy the loc nar, and she even offers to split it.
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot05l.jpg
They go, get the cash and she tries to kill him, getting vaporized by the taxi laser.
Oh and the lumpy guy tries to touch the loc nar and he dies too...
Then it flies away into our next segment...

We see our protagonist for this segment, Dan, who finds the loc nar and is fucking with stuff to study weather or something.
So short time later, science strikes and he is sucked into a weird void, into a world that's like Conan the Barbarian on acid, where he isn't a skinny little white kid, but a Mr. T, clone (minus the hair and chains).
We see a naked woman being sacrificed to Uhluhtc (I'm dead serious) so Mr. T clone (Den) jumps in to save her.
He does, and she repays him with sexual favours.
Then they're interrupted by weird ape people, and lead to a really gay guy who (off screen) imprisoned the lady in a stasis/snow white thing.
Den tries to shoot him but, bullets don't affect him...
I wasn't impressed, and I don't really think Den really was, fuck I'd be impressed if he was...
http://666kb.com/i/bajuzd16xfwmwpkh5.jpg
sorry I do love that joke... Hey doesn't Harry sorta look like Chuck? I donno he sorta does to me...moving on.
So Den is blackmailed into stealing the loc nar from the large chested queen (who also never wears a shirt). So they go into caverns where Den wanders into the Queen's chambers and feels her up by mistake in the dark.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uZMPVFAFJD8/SZM_aMK37HI/AAAAAAAAAm4/CkBd7jNXDzA/s320/den.jpg
She originally tells the guards to kill him but agrees to let him live if she "satisfies her"
...What?! Makes sense to me.
The alarm is raised when her guards are attacked by the solders, the sissy guy also showing up to sacrifice the girl at the pool again to Uhluhtc, He and the queen have a sissy fight and are somehow sent to where Den came from.
But he doesn't care, and flies with his lady love off into the acid sky.
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot06l.jpg
The loc-nar goes up into the sky and we go into the next segment.

Our next segment is called Captain Sternn and Hanover Fiste, and has no nudity so I can actually show you it!!
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot07l.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE3J27ApS_8
It lets you see more into the movie, and this is one of my favorites (and one of 3 clips I will show you, the other two are the next 2-one was taken out from the movie)
http://wiki.badmovies.de/images/e/ef/Heavymetal2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CW5iuzp1bHM/TEoR8zQ6x4I/AAAAAAAADpw/zYqGp6RpwJg/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-23-17h07m34s41.png
HULK SMASH!!!
And no I have no idea why part of the space station collapses in space...

The next one-was removed from the movie, I am not exactly sure why, but has no dialog-watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miar5eKG4uY

We go into our next segment called B-17, about, well a WW2 Bomber, and what the loc-nar does to it.
It's pretty fuckin' cool!
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot08l.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRaMaydobt8&feature=related
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WwYEvGG47lHRUM:http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/spacemonkey_fg/More%20Random%20Pics/Heavy10.jpg&t=1
I am so sick of these mother fuckin' zombies on my mother fuckin' plane!

Next Segment, and probably most iconic.
We see a man going to the pentagon to explain several mutations that have been occurring the past few weeks, when a space ship looms overhead and a tube smashes threw the building and kidnaps him and a secretary who had the loc nar in her necklace (causing him to go ape shit)
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot09l.jpg
He's actually a robot, and is broken in the transport, much to the dismay of robot John Candy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HyuSVxtHGSI/SXm-s16cU_I/AAAAAAAABUU/wA13uE-lGWc/s400/heavy_metal5.jpg
He leads her away to make her a drink, causing the two hippie aliens to get "bummed out' (she being the first earth chick they've seen in 10 years and "he's gonna make a play for her")
The aliens try to cheer up, one asking if they have any "plutonian nyborg" left, one produces a weird vacuum and it pours lines of white powder on the floor, and yes-this happens;
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CW5iuzp1bHM/TEoRo8HzaOI/AAAAAAAADpY/L1VPMVorewc/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-23-17h47m22s110.png
NOSE DIVE

We get to see a rather trippy video of explosions, lights, stars and I swear I saw the USS Enterprise in there!

http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot10l.jpg
Wow...good Nyborg...
They land the ship, stoned out of their minds and we switch to our next segment, the last one.
It begins with a bunch of miners watching the loc nar crashing into a mountain and then erupts with green ooze, consuming them all, for some reason, turning them evil and making them attack some random future town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWAVI4x3bIo

They kill everyone...
http://www.heavymetalmagazinefanpage.com/hmshot11l.jpg
Our, silent heroine shows up and discovers everyone is slaughtered. She goes to dress very slowly in a spring, weird thing, and sets off.
http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/55/70/3557001.jpg
Going to a sleezy bar, she learns where the mutants are, and we see Devo (or what I always imagined Devo looked like when I was a kid)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CW5iuzp1bHM/TEoSUrCTMHI/AAAAAAAADqI/fw9xdLwXv5E/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-23-17h32m32s169.png
She kills a few guys who want to, I assume rape her by decapitating them, and sets out again, unfortunately is captured and beaten up. Taarna escapes and sets out to fight the leader!
http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/heavymetal18.jpg
But the weird bird thing from Yor Hunter from the Future helps out and Taarna puts a saw right in the fucker's neck!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:kHta018ZDkOa8M:http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/641/taarna.jpg&t=1
ooh you do not get much more owned then that!
The mutants walk silently away and Taarna prepares to destroy the Loc nar...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CW5iuzp1bHM/TEoSl_WIWuI/AAAAAAAADqg/JhJ0UB_Ph34/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-07-23-17h38m15s10.png
HE MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

The loc nar is destroyed and...somehow dies in our present too, as we find out the little girl is one of Taarna's race and this is why the loc nar wanted her dead.
But its too late and we see the house explode and the girl somehow walk away-and she even gets her own "beast of the night"
though she won't ride it like this I bet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvicLz4wLn8

Oh well...
So that's Heavy Metal...
http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/1203MajorBoobage1.jpg

I just couldn't stay away, god damn your rockin' tits!

yes I am aware there is another Heavy Metal movie, and, to be honest, it wasn't that bad.
Didn't hold a candle to the original but it wasn't that bad.
http://www.psychospider.co.uk/2009/SeptemberPics/heavymetal.jpg
Jeez she looks more 80s then the 80s Heavy Metal...
http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/27479.png
(funny thing, if anyone knows the once modeling now warhammer catalog, magazine, "White Dwarf" that picture appeared on the cover).

[animex75]

"Uhluhtc"
ya, REAL original

and i didn't recognize this until you had the pic from the South Park parody

[TitanAura]

....ok.... somehow this flew under my radar for a couple of weeks without me knowing about it.... my stance is unchanged. This is still barely anything resembling a review rather than just a monologue describing your experience while jerking off that incidentally involves anime (or heavy metal which was the closest thing to real porn pre-internet teens could get).

[killshot]

This is your favorite movie? Seriously? I forgot about this movie, but I do remember seeing it once. It was one of the most boring things I've ever seen. The animation is ugly and the story makes no sense. What exactly did you find appealing about it?

[Xanadu]

....ok.... somehow this flew under my radar for a couple of weeks without me knowing about it.... my stance is unchanged. This is still barely anything resembling a review rather than just a monologue describing your experience while jerking off that incidentally involves anime (or heavy metal which was the closest thing to real porn pre-internet teens could get).

and...you were so insulted by my bad "reviews" you just had to say something!
good job, you've accomplished nothing

[Xanadu]

This is your favorite movie? Seriously? I forgot about this movie, but I do remember seeing it once. It was one of the most boring things I've ever seen. The animation is ugly and the story makes no sense. What exactly did you find appealing about it?

when you eat something called "pot brownies" the movie makes a lot of sense