In Heaven... In Hell

[HairSecuritySchool]

I wanted to make a game based off of a Halolz joke. To get a visual idea of how this is done, go to http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/05/in-heaven-in-hell/ for more details. But for my version of the game, you say "In Heaven...", followed by very epic video games, public figures, anime series, movies, plays, companies (be they television, anime, movie or video games), and video game systems that were tremendously successful, followed by "In Hell..." and stating similar things that were very much fail. Statements can contradict each other, but they have to do so in a matter that makes sense.

For example:

In Heaven, Havok produces visuals for video games like Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo Reach, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.

In Hell, Havok produces visuals for video games like Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for the PlayStation 2.

[DRlol]

this looks like fun, why didnt anybody reply?

in heaven all video games have soundtrack by crush 40
in hell, all video games have soundtrack by rick astley

[Fenrir502]

In heaven, all games using D&D rulesets are in the isometric perspective, have an amazing storyline/are fun to play and use second edition rules.
In hell, they're all 3rd person, 3.0 based, boring hack & slashes or dungeon crawlers.

[ChaosVincent1]

In heaven: Link doesn't go near your pottery shop.
In hell: Link lives in your pottery shop.

[Roseleaf]

In heaven, I am surrounded by shirtless Yu Gi Oh men ;D
In hell, I'm surrounded by fake breasted women D:

[Turtlicious]

In heaven, I'm at my house
In hell, I'm at your house

[ChaosVincent1]

In Heaven, all dubs are by Viz Media and Manga Entertainment

In Hell, all dubs are by 4Kids and Disney

[DRlol]

In heaven, all abridged series feature littlekuriboh
In hell, all abridged series copy littlekuriboh

[ChaosVincent1]

In heaven: giant robots are powered by fighting spirit and use drills to attack
In hell: Giant robots are powered by souls of the pilots' dead mothers and have creepy spikes on the shoulders.

[HairSecuritySchool]

In heaven, you are always victorious against any opponent in a WWE ring.
In hell, all your opponents look like this:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101214043702/batman/images/7/77/Bane_img.jpg

[SupermewX300]

In heaven, there is Evanna Lynch
In hell, there are people that are not Evanna Lynch

[Roseleaf]

In heaven, there's a spinoff centered around Mariku's quest to finid himself and reunite with his 5 lovers ;D (I have an overactive imagination, so what?)

In hell, Rishid is killed off in the first episode he arrives...OH WAIT...

[Ave]

Well, I've simply got to post this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR8xPC4NEro

[Kuppy]

In heaven all games made by shin megami tensei <3
In hell the new sims 3 game