Write a letter to an YGOTAS character

[Keiralovesbakura]

Ask any YGOTAS charcter any question or for advice an see what they come up with.

Example:
Person 1: Dear Yugi, where did super speacil awesome come from? from Keiralovesbakura
Person 2: Dear Keiralovesbakura; I thought of it when I came out of my mother's stomache and those were the first words I said. From Yugi

My Turn!

Dear Marik:
What would happen if you did parody of an Adam lambert song?
From Keiralovesbakura

[Roseleaf]

Dear Keiralovesbakura:
The whole population of fangirls around the world would orgasm simultaniously. Even if they weren't watching.
~ Marik Sebastian Ishtar <3

Dear Yami no Marik:
What is your favorite pairing?
~Roseleaf (Kitten)

[Keiralovesbakura]

Dear Kitten,
Me x Yami Bakura. Becuase I like yaoi.
Love
Yami No Marik

Dear Duke,
Where did you get your good looks from?
From Keiralovesbakura

[Roseleaf]

My Sweet Keiralovesbakura,
I trained for years at a presteigious school for sexy bishie, and graduated top of my class. That's not where I got them from, but it was a major enhancement.
Love, Duke Devlin

Dear Rishid,
How many times have you gotten injuried in one of Malik's stupid plots?
Your lone fangirl,
Kitten

[Keiralovesbakura]

Dear Kitten,
Its all a stunt double. I only got stabbed once becuase I rgued with Little Kuriboh. But other than that one time, never!
Rinshid

Dear Ryou,
How do you feel about the you x tea pairings or the the you x your yami pairings?
from, keira

[Roseleaf]

Dear Keira,
While I don't like turning anything down without first having tried it, I can safely say that I've never partaken in this 'yaoi' phenomenon that fangirls seem to enjoy so much...And Tea is....come to think of it, no, I don't like Tea pairings.
~Ryou

Dear Seto
Srsly, you need to get laid.
~Kitten

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear Kitten
F**k off!
~Seto Kaiba

Dear Bandit "Steve" Kieth
We should send a REAL American to deal with you. Someone like Guile should make you go home and be a family man!
~Chaos

[Roseleaf]

Dear Chaos
You only say that because you are un-American! Real American men don't stay with their families- they go to war and drink and have sex with hookers, and don't look at explosions!
~Bandit Keith, in America

Dear Yugi
So if you're not a baby panda, what variety of cute baby thing are you?
Sincerely, Kitten

[Keiralovesbakura]

Dear Kitten:
more like a chibi, not a baby. Sersiouslly i'm 15!
Love,Yugi

Dear Marik:
Are you sure your straight?"
from Keira

[Roseleaf]

Keira:
Who the EFF ever said I was straight....I did? Oh...Then I am completely correct! Yes, I am straight!
~Marik

Dear Rishid:
How the hell do you deal with aforementioned moron?
~Kitten

[luvyugiandyami]

Dear Kittin,
Years of practice
~ Ridish

Dear Yami,
which pairing do you think is most canon?
Lots of love ^^
Massie

[Roseleaf]

Dear Massie,
Kleptoshipping <3
~Yami
PS- YAMI, STOP BEING A SUCKUP. ~Yugi

Dear Bakura,
What was your full name in Egypt?
Kitten

[luvyugiandyami]

Kitten,
My name in Egypt was Akefia the Thief King Kitty. If you laugh, I will throw this knife at you.
Have a good day,
A.T.K.K

Dear Bakura,
What are your opinions on Assassin's Creed?
Lots of love,
Massie

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Massie,
If it has knives, I'm happy.
Bakura

((Greetings, Mokuba
Why do you always get kidnapped?
Anonymous))

[gwtyler1985]

Person with the unpronounceable handle,
Because I set everything up. I stalk them for months, pay everyone off, and then put everything into action. It's what used to be known as "Princess Peach syndrome".
Mokuba

Dear Tea,
Please shut up. We don't care about anything you have ever said.
the people who've seen you outside your one fanservice scene.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Dear people who've seen me outside my one fanservice scene,
You just don't understand the power of friendship!
Tea

Dear Tristan,
What is it, exactly, that gives your voice super strength?
Sally

[luvyugiandyami]

Dear Sally,
its my vocal cords. it seems weird, but it works!
xxooxx
Tristan

Dear Ryou,
What is the nicest comment you have gotten from Yugi?
Lots of Love,
Massie

[gwtyler1985]

Dear Massie,
He said he liked my hair. Coming from him, that has to be a compliment, right?
Fondest wishes,
Ryou Bakura

Dear Mortal I don't give a damn about,
He said he liked my hair. Damn sight better than his.
Please die painfully,
Ryou Bakura

Dear Odion,
Why does every other important character have pointy hair?
Inspector 5

[luvyugiandyami]

Dear Inspector 5,
the creator likes spikey hair. have you seen the Pharaoh's hair?
Odion

Dear Yami,
how the hell can your hair stand up like that? and are you're hair colors natural?
Lots of Love,
Massie

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Massie
Do I really need to make another reference to a certain shampoo brand? And yes, apparently my hair colors are natural.
Yami))

To Rex and/or Weevil
Shut the bloody hell up about the sex jokes!
Bakura

(^ In character)

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear Bakura
Huh huh, you said slut
Rex

Dear Yuma
Hey, do you know of your sister is available?
Chaos

[thecattygrl]

Dear Chaos
EXTREME~!
-Yuma

Dear Seto,
When was the first time you ever screwed the rules?
Thecattygrl

[Yamiluver01]

The day I was born
-Seto Kaiba

Dear Yami,
Where did you learn to use mindcrush powers?
Love, Yamiluver01

[thecattygrl]

Dear Yamiluver01
I developed the skill because nobody would fetch me a nipple.
- Yami

Dear Duke Devlin
Have you ever been suffocated by Fangirls almost to death?
~Thecattygrl

[Mystical]

Dear fangirl,
No.
-Sexy Bitch Duke.

Dear Seto,
Can I have 50$ from you?
-Girl who might help you get laid.

[thecattygrl]

Dear Girl Who Should Shut The Hell Up,
Because I'm the biggest asshole in existence, I'm going to say no.
~Seto Kaiba

Dear Serenity,
Do you ever get tired of Duke and Tristan fighting over you when Bakura's accent is clearly hotter?
~Thecattygrl

[Mystical]

Dear catty,
I'm not into girls.
-Serenity the movie.

Dear Mokuba,
Could you lend me 50$?
-Girl who needs it 'cause Seto is a complete douchebag.

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear girl,
My big brother says I can't lend money out to anyone.
-Mokuba

Dear Yusei
Did you ever run over Yuma?
-Chaos

[Fenrir502]

Dear Chaos,
Indeed I did. He survived, so I had to pay the hospital fee.
Love Yusei.

Brains brains,
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains. Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains?
Brains brains, Brains.

[Mystical]

Dear brains,
Liver.
-Heart and Stroke Association.

Dear Noah,
Why is your hair so rad?
-Green Haired Giant Girl.

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Green Haired Giant Girl
It's cuz i look like Seto from Season 0 OBVIOUSLY.

Dear Joey,
Do ever get tired of saying "Nyeh" and "Brooklyn Rage" all the time?
Yamiluver01 :)

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Yamiluver01
Nyeh?
Joey))

Dear Marik
WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME TO TOUCH YOUR HINEY?!
Bakura

[Mystical]

Dear Bakura,
GET IN MY BED!
-Your Master

Dear Master,
Will I ever be free?
-Slave (Bakura)

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Dear Yugi,
How do you move in those leather pants?
-Me

[Mystical]

Dear ninja,
Read instructions carefully.
-Mystical.

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Yugi,
How does your hair not droop when it gets wet?
-me :)

[Mystical]

Dear me, (wait, what?)
I use L'Oreal. Because I'm worth it.
-Yugi.

Dear Seto,
Can we be super special awesome friends, now?
-Yugi.

[Yamiluver01]

Yugi,
F**K YOU YUGI.
Seto Kaiba

Dear Tristan,
Do you know when the sun will rise next?
-sunlover

[Mystical]

Dear sunlover,
In another few hours.
-Tristan.

Dear Tea,
Are those real?
-Annonymous.

[Yamiluver01]

Dear whoever you are,
Yes those friendships are real.
-Tea

Dear Yami,
Can you dance to "Walk Like an Egyptian"?
- crazed fan-girl

[Mystical]

Dear crazed fan-girl,
I am an Egyptian.
-Yami.

Dear Alex,
Are you a villain?
-Viewer.

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear viewer
I am most certainly not a villain! Why don't you people get that?
-Alex

Dear Hobson
Why haven't I seen you working at KaibaCorp recently?
-Chaos

[Yamiluver01]

Chaos,
Hobson busy on wrestling business

Dear Mokuba,
Do you like to dress up as Pokemon?
- lightning Blitzle

[thecattygrl]

Dear lightning Blitzle,
I do it only to get my big brother's attention.
~Mokuba

Dear Mai,
How much did it cost to get your fake breasts?
- The Paying For Serenity's Operation Foundation

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Op Found.
How many times to I have to tell you people MY BREASTS ARE NOT FAKE!!
-Mai

Dear Melvin,
Why did you invade my dream the other night?
-sleepless girl

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear sleepless girl,
Maybe I wanted you to KILL YOUR FAMILY!
-Melvin

Dear Mako
Was your father just as much of a freaky fish guy as you?
-Chaos

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Chaos
I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY! *throws harpoon at*
-Mako))

Dear Marik
Is your alter ego going to terrorize people yet AGAIN?
-Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Bakura,
SHUT UP KITTY!!
-Marik

Dear Tea,
How many friendship speeches do you have on tab??
-Yamiluver

[OhMaliciousMe]

Dear Yamiluver,
Friendship is what inspires me to make those motivational speeches.
-Tea

Dear Bakura,
Why did you wait like 3 seasons to finally put your plan to kill the pharoah in action, but then completely fail at it when season 5 rolled around?
-Malicious Mariah

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Malicious Mariah
Shush...It's because my fangirls distracted me
-Bakura

((Dear Bandit Keith
Can I get a hug...in America?
-Melvin))

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear Melvin
Of course, if you're an American.
*dies by chainsaw*

Dear Esper Roba do you have a spare baby you could give me?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Yamiluver01]

DEAR BROOKLYN YAOI,
PLEASE TAKE IT!!! HE CAN'T SWING ON THE TRAPEES LIKE WE THOUGHT HE COULD.
-ESPER ROBA

Dear Yami,
Do you think every girl who didn't sleep with you is a lesbian??
-Yamiluver

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear Yamiluver
Of course, you're not suggesting they were virgins, are you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... virgins.
-Yami

Dear Ghost Nappa
What would you do if you found out the rarest pokemon you're looking for is your son?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Brooklyn Yaoi
The Shiny Mokuba is my son?
Ghost Nappa

Dear Yugi
Why do people mistake you for a baby panda?
Random Fangirl))

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Random Fangirl,
It's cuz I like to nibble on bambo when I get nervous and hungry during card games.
-Yugi

Dear Kaiba,
Can I borrow your Blue Eyes White Dragon jet?
-aspiring dragon pilot

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear aspiring dragon pilot
...Wait, what am I doing, I'm far too rich to be answering questions in a forum.
-Kaiba logs out-
Oh, hi. This is Mokuba. You can borrow my brother's jet, but I have to tell you that I left some of my lunch in the back seat from the time I return from the dentist and wasn't feeling very well.

Dear Serenity
Duke, Tristan or... both?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Brooklyn yaoi,
NEITHER!!! WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME THAT
-Serenity

Dear Mokuba,
When was the last time you were kidnapped?
Yamiluver

[HolyShadow]

Dear Yamiluver01,
My brother can't answer at the moment because he's currently kidnapped. Try again when I care enough to rescue him.
-Kaiba

Dear Big Brother,
When are you going to rescue me?
-Mokuba

[Yamiluver01]

SHUT UP MOKUBA!!!
-Kaiba

Dear Yami,
Why do you like to call Bakura a limey?
-BBC fan

[luvyugiandyami]

Dear BBC fan,
Isn't he?
-Yami

Dear Yugi,
Why are you so damn cute?!
-Me

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear you
Erm... thanks *blushes* I guess I just spent too much time with baby pandas and it rubbed in on me.
Yugi

Dear Serenity muffin
Does that mean you don't wanna (physically) love me anymore? *sniff* especially now that Tristan's out of the picture...
Duke

Okay, since I apparently killed the game, I'll try again.
By the way, here's an answer: Duke, it was a one time thing. Don't be so clingy.

Dear Noah, how do you really feel about Mokuba?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Brooklyn yaoi,
We're just brothers. (starts putting hands around Mokuba) Just two small, adorable, caring, loving, soft, cuddly, cute brothers who will destroy Seto Kaiba for stealing him from me.
Noah

Dear Kaiba,
How can you not know the Spongebob Squarepants theme song?
Yamiluver

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear Yamiluver
Because every time Mokuba was watching that thing I was too busy flagging YouTube videos to compens-- Because it's stupid.
Seto Kaiba

Dear Johnson
What do you think of Joey finding you attractive?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Brooklyn Yaoi,
I don't find it surprising. The people just love my lawyer skills and can't get enough of it.
-Johnson

Dear Yami Bakura,
Were you involved with the riots in London?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Quiet, mortal. That's none of your business
Bakura

((Dear Marik
Will you and Bakura ever come up for air? (referring to my avatar)
Ebilkittyprincess))

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Ebil,
We will when we conquer the world and destroy the pharaoh.
Marik

Dear Joey,
When did you get your license?
concerned driver

[Roseleaf]

Dear concerned driver,
nyyyeeeh, I learned in Brooklyn, doesn't everybody?
~Joey

Dear Isis,
If you knew Malik was going to go insane and stabby, why didn't you take him out of the tomb when he was still a somewhat normal human being?
~Kitten
P.S. IF YOU SAY 'BECAUSE SHUT UP', I WON'T THROW A BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON CARD AT YOU, I'LL THROW A BEWD JET AT YOU. :squintyface:

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Kitten,

BECAUSE SHUT......(looks at last line)
My Millenuim Necklace didn't tell me about that last line so I'll say because be quiet.
-Isis

Dear Marik,
How many bottles of spray-on tan do you use on yourself daily?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Yamiluver
EFF YOU! My tan is 100% genuine!
Marik

Dear Yami
Why do you question the Yugiohs slogan?
Ebilkittyprincess))

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Ebil,
Cuz it has Yugi's name in it. It should be my name since I'm the REAL King of Games.
Yami

Dear Duke,
Dungeon Dice Monsters is like Duel Monsters right?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Yamiluver
IT'S NOTHING LIKE DUEL MONSTERS!!!))

Dear Random Fangirl of Duke
When will Duke accept that his game IS just like Duel Monsters
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Bakura,
Duke is AMAZING!!!!! His game has me rolling all over him!!! SQUEEEEEEEEAL!!! Dukey!! <3
(goes on rant about how Duke is amazing)

Dear Bakura,
Can you kill that fangirl for me?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Sorry I'm a little busy with my OWN fangirls *shoves one off of him that's trying to take his shirt off* NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT!
Bakura

((Dear Yugi
Who do you think has more fangirls: Duke or Bakura?
Ebilkittyprincess))

[DTM88]

Dear Ebil,
Sure they both have a lot of fangirls, but can neither of them can beat me in a card game anyway. That's what really counts.
Yugi


Dear Attention Hair Guy!
You look pretty badass, but I bet you suck at children's card games. True?

Dan

[FluffyPillow]

Attantion Duelists and Dan,
My hair thinks that I don't need to play a children's card game to beat the crap out of kids!

Dear Pegasus,
Funny Bunny, O rly?

P. Fluffy

[Yamiluver01]

Dear P. Fluffy
Yes it's quite fabulous. Call me whenever you want to touch it.
Pegasus

Dear Yami,
Can you give me tips on how to keep your hair up like you do?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Yamiluver
Lo'rel...but you'e not worth it. Not yet anyway
Yami))

Dear Melvin
Do you mind hugging this fangirl that's trying to take off my pants?
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Bakura,
If I do then YOU must give me a hug since you didn't give me one before our duel.
Melvin

Dear Yugi,
If you were a Pokemon, what would you be?
Pokefreak

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Pokefreak
Oshawott...since it's the closest to a baby panda
Yugi))

Melvin
You know how I hate your little "deals"...
Bakura

[DTM88]

Bakura,
So.....no deal? Enjoy all the fangirls then, Binky Boy.
Melvin

Dear Seto Kaiba,
Approximately how much money would I need to make before I can start screwing the rules?
Dan

[FluffyPillow]

Start to save money, I will say stop.

Dear Duke,
I saw a picture of you (shipping thread), where you look very pleased, while watching Jou and Yuugi together, wanna join?
P. Fluffy

[Yamiluver01]

((Dear Pokefreak
Oshawott...since it's the closest to a baby panda
Yugi))

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST ANSWER EVER YUGI!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE Oshawott, it's SOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE like you! :smiley1:
*gives Yugi BIIIIIIIG, loving hug*

P. Fluffy,
I saw that same pic and I must say, a blonde and a cray-haired with me would be an AWESOME threesome ;)
Duke

Dear Yami,
Can you top Yugi's choice?
Pokefreak

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Pokefreak,
Samurott because it's Oshawott's badass evolution! :biggrin:

Dear Kaiba,
How big is your ego?
Wolfspirit

[FluffyPillow]

You know the milkyway? Take the distance between the last star of the milkyway and the earth, that's x in our arithmetic, than multiplie x with 10*99. The result will be 1/260 of the amount of my ego. Was that clear enough?

Dear Bakura,
I need more coffee, would you bring me one?
FluffyPillow

[Yamiluver01]

Dear FluffyPillow,
Get it yourself mortal, I'm busy trying to get my fangirls away from me.
Bakura

Dear Tristan,
What if the sun didn't come up in a few hours?
Yamiluver

[Brooklyn yaoi]

Dear Yamiluver
My voice would simple use the Force to make it come up, since apparently Hair guy is my father.
Cody: Tristan, that didn't even make any sense!"
Tristan: If you don't stop bitching I'll break your neck with my mind, Zack!

Dear Yugi
Are you even alive after Joey's friendship pile driver?
Brooklyn yaoi

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Brooklyn yaoi,
All I can remember was passing out after he nailed me in the back. The next thing I knew I was having a duel with the Big 5 but I'm doing fine. (talks while in full body cast)

Dear Yami,
Can we see you dance in a tutu?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Only if you pay me.
Yami

Dear Marik
Mind getting me the fangirl repellant?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
Get it yourself binky boy!!
Marik

Dear Joey
Get the hell outta my city!
Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
Only if you beat me in a children's card game first
....
Oh dammit. Me and my big mouth
Joey

Dear Marik
I can't get it myself because my fangirls are dogpiling on me
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura,
Then how come you can write this letter......
suck the *EFF* on that binky boy!!
Marik

Dear Joey,
I accept.....I summon 3 blue eyes white dragons!!
Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
Unless you bought the keys to the city it's not---oh nevermind. Um by the way you know Yugi would never let you kick me out, right?
Joey

Dear Marik
I don't bloody kn--ACK! -interrupted by two fangirls fighting over the Millennium Ring-
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura,
NOOOOOOO Bakura I love you......I mean I hate everything.....IGNORE ME!!!!!!
Marik

Dear Joey
Screw Yugi I have city keys!!!
Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
You stole those, didn't you?
Joey

Dear Marik
GET THESE BLOODY FANGIRLS AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOL!
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
I got the repelant!!!
Marik

Dear Joey
you know what else I stole...BROOKLYN RAGE!!!
Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
That's copyright infringement, Kaiba!
Joey

Dear Joey
Did I hear you say copyright infringement? -glances in Kaiba's direction-
Johnson

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Johnson,
I'm in the middle of a duel with Kaiba so if you turn into Mai then maybe I can talk to you.
Joey

Dear Yugi,
Did you buy the whipped cream yet?
Yami

[Keiralovesbakura]

Dear Yami,
No! And if i did your not having any.
Yugi

Dear Seto
Will I eer find love?
Keira

[FluffyPillow]

...

Dear god,
Why does so many annonying people are a pain in my butt? Don't they see that I have better things to do than answering their stupid questions! If you're not going to do something against them, I will and I won't be merciful! Muhahaha...
Shut up Mokuba, I'm writing a...oh snap, did I really write this down? Screw this!
Seto freakin' Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
Did you notice that when I said 'copyright infringement' Johnson just randomly appeared? I think he wants a word with you...
Joey

[FluffyPillow]

Dear mutt,
Guess my ego is to big for any religion...Anyway your answer was the proof that god doesn't exsit, well at least no merciful god.
....
(Turns round to Johnson)
Seto: Ah, we meet again... prepare to die!
(Stabs Johnson with a katana)
....
What was the issue again?

[zsil]

Dear Kaiba
WHY THE HELL DID YOU STAB ME....
I'm a holagram remember!!!
Johnson

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Johnson
Apparently super advanced holograms can be hurt.
Kaiba

Dear Marik
The fangirl repellent you gave me isn't working. Are you sure you got the right one?
Bakura

(Side note: The repellent for Bakura's fangirls is Justin Beiber or a picture of Justin Beiber)

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
I thought he was quite repulsive....
try this *hands bakura a picture of krose...*
Marik

Dear kaiba
Well you should know you created it...
Wait that means I'm copyright infrigment.....I hate irony...
Johnson

[FluffyPillow]

Johnson, you and you're dweebs (I should be more creativ) are getting on my nerves and because of that...
(went over to the big red bottom)
I decided to switch off the current...
Good night and my regards to my fuckin' adoptiv father
(pushed the botton and goes to the elevator)
*push the button an let my know
if you're ready for me...LIKE A BOSS*
I just love singing when I'm alone...

Hey Johnson,
are you finally dead?

[zsil]

Dear Kaiba
hahahaha you really think it would be that easy?
We have a back up generator...wait no don't touch tha...
What used to b johnson and is now so much computer jargon

[FluffyPillow]

Muhahahahahaha
And if that would not work...behold my deck of memes!
I would lolcalize the crap out of you, douchebag!!!
See what happend with Lector ^^

Hey Mokuba,
would you ever shut up?
Yours big bro

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Big Bro
No. Because I'm a pedobear...apparently
Mokuba

Dear Marik
HELP!
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Try this (*hands him an invisible gun*)
-Marik

Dear Tea,
Why do you constantly annoy me with your long friendship speeches? -_-
-Yami

[Yamiluver01]

Friendship is the best thing in the world. It's THE FORCE for crying out loud. No evilness can penetrate it and.......(talks more about friendship)

Dear Yami,
I can take care of her for you.
Yamiluver <3

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
That'd be great since Yugi won't let me mind crush her -_-
Yami

Dear Marik
The invisible gun isn't working. I can't believe I'm saying this but...bring out the heavy artillery
Bakura

(Heavy Artillery = Justin Beiber pictures and music)

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Well, if the pictures don't work, here's a knife (*hands him a knife*).
-Marik

Dear Hair Guy,
Why do you always say "Attention, duelists" in every sentence?
-Kaiba

[zsil]

Dear Kaiba
Attention duelists, my hair says its fun...
Hairguy

Dear marik
But what if that doesn't work?
They will rip me to shreds!!!
Bakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *fangirls start to rip him apart...*

[FluffyPillow]

Hey Bakura,
(Marik stands next to Bakura while fangirls try to rip his pants off)
I feel sorry, but I can't help you right now. Ok, I could drop my shirt off and engage attantion, but...
When you're death by fangirls...could I get you're ring?
yours Malik.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
Not. On. Your. Bloody. Life. Marik. -has managed to get free of his fangirls-
Bakura.

Dear Serenity
You still owe me for your driving lessons
Joey

[Yamiluver01]

Serenity,
Well I can't right now since my wallet flew out of the truck when we crashed.
Joey

Dear Yugi,
Why are you so big about me mindcrushing people? I mean it really doesn't hurt them physically.
Yami

Hey! What should I use the AK-47 or the shotgun?

-I would advise you to use the sniper so she won't know who it came from.-

Thanks Yami!!

[FluffyPillow]

Hey Yami,
(Kaiba steps into the...correspondence)
Kaiba: If you ask me I would prefer the AK-100 series, but if your really want fun use the shotgun.
Yuugi: You're talking about that as if you have used them?
(Kaiba shrugs and leaves the conversation)

He really need a therapy!
It can hurt people, perhaps not physically in the anime, but still! Look what you did to Kaiba!
Aibo...

Yuugi,
he was that before...

@Kaiba
thx, I will try the AK 100 series, could you borrow me one?
Yami

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
No you have to buy it.
Kaiba.


Brains brains brains (Dear Bandit Keith)
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains. Brains brains brains brains brains? (Sorry for what we said about Michael Bay. Can we come back now?)
Zombie Boy

[FluffyPillow]

Deearrr Braiiiiiiiiiiiiins guyy,
I am drunnnnnnk annnd nope *hick
iiin cccccccanadaaaaaaaa *hick

Say Yami,
when you go out to kill people with a AK instead of mind crushing them, do you mind if I join? I bring my new 45 automatic with me ^^
Kaiba

[zsil]

Brains brains (Dear bandit keith)
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Dear kaiba
Yami: NO!!! MIND CRUS......
Yugi: Yami stop mind crushing!!!
Yami: You never let me have any fun!!
Love from yugi.......AND YAMI!!!

[FluffyPillow]

Yami,
wanna play CoD MW3 with me, now?
Kaiba

[thecattygrl]

Kaiba
MIND CRUSH!
Yami

Dear Melvin,
Would you be in the mood for a hug?
- A fangirl

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear a fangirl
Yes...yes I would...
Melvin

Dear Tea
Think we could go head to head in DDR sometime? Don't worry I won't be like Johnny Steps.
Ebilkittyprincess

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Ebil,
I guess so as long as you accept the values of friendship and Tristan's beautiful voice.
Tea


-....Dear Yugi,
Please help me out with Yami. He keeps on mindcrushing people.
Yamiluver-

That's because the little twit NEVER let's me have fun.

-Well maybe because when you do that, it causes them to have brain damage. Remember what happened last time at the restaurant.

HAHA that guy never saw it coming.

-And that's why we were banned from going there EVER AGAIN!!-

But you gotta admit it was funny.

-See what I mean.-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Try threatening him with a time-out.
Yugi

Dear Duke
Why won't you let me go out with Joey's hot sister?
Tristan

[Yamiluver01]

Tristan,
I can't help that the ladies love me. Sorry man she wants me not you.
Duke

-Yugi
What if that doesn't work cuz as you can see it really isn't working.-

NO TIME-OUT CAN HOLD ME!!! I'm the king of games; nothing can stop me.

-What if I take your deck away???-

.......crawls to corner

-Oh there we go. Nevermind Yugi. I just answered my own question. So...
Dear Bakura,
Do you have your own theme music for Limey-man?
Yamiluver

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Yamiluver,
Piss off, mortal! I'm not a limey, I'm just gay! -_-
-Bakura

Dear Yami,
Why do you like Mind Crushing people?
-WolfSpirit

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Wolfspirit
Because it's a habit I can't break
Yami

Dear Marik
Stop your bitching! I'm NOT buying you a new motorcycle. It's your own bloody fault for driving it so recklessly and crashing.
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
Oh come on!!! All my friends have motorcycles....What if I beat you in a children's card game, will you get me my motorcy...
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!
Oh shut up jack!!
Marik


Dear Yami
What if we helped you?
Zsil

[Yamiluver01]

-I can answer this one.-

NO!!! This question is for ME. STAY OUT OF IT!!

-Fine then.-

Dear Zsil,
No one is helping me cuz I like to mindcrush people then laugh at their pain and brain damage. HAHAHA. NO ONE CAN STOP MY MINDCRUSHING POWERS!!!

-Except for the girl who is STILL holding onto your deck and can do whatever she wants with it.-

You wouldn't dare.

-Try me, Tutu Wonder.-

I told you to NEVER SAY THOSE NICKNAMES ON THE INTERNET.

-Oops, my bad. I guess I forgot. ;)-

(seething with rage)

-Haha (and yet he looks cute when he's angry).
Dear Marik,
Can you help me get a tan?
Yamiluver

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Yamiluver,
Only if you tell Yami to hand over his Millenium Puzzle!
-Marik

Dear Kaiba,
Why does your smile kill puppies?
-WolfSpirit

[Yamiluver01]

Dear WolfSpirit,
Cuz I'm the Kaibaman.
Kaiba

Dear Kaiba,
Can you please delete those vidoes you took of me falling when rollerblading?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Not on your life!
Kaiba

Dear Marik
If you want a motorcycle so badly, pay to have your old one fixed (if it's even repairable). Also, two things: 1. you're paying me back for your reckless driving fine and 2. GET YOUR ASS INTO THE POLICE STATION THIS INSTANT! You're going to have to take driver's ed whether you like it or not. Or would you rather have your motorcycle license revoked?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura,
Fine but only if you do it with me...
you know that makes me happy......I mean...
IGNORE ME!!!!!!!
marik

Dear Tea
Do you want to go out with the pharaoh again?
Yugi

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yugi
Only if he's willing. He didn't seem too thrilled the last time
Tea

Dear Marik
STOP POKING ME IN THE ARM YOU IDIOT!
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Shut up, Kitty.
-Marik

Dear Kaiba,
Why won't you get me a pet rabbit?
-Mokuba

[FluffyPillow]

tooooo late...

Dear Joey,
It's my catchphrase, wasn't that obvious?
In America...Have I mentioned that America is the greatest country in the world because we've got no health care system like...in Canada.
H. Steve. Keith

Seto's answer is: Shut up Mokuba!

Dear Yami,
you're so moral, but tell me one thing: controlling peopels' minds is bad, but mind crushing is good?
Malik

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Malik,
Yes. Mindcrushing is good.

-How the hell is mindcrushing good!?!?-

Well, it teaches people a lesson and if they did have bad memories they would probably erased.

-Yami that's not the way you teach someone a lesson and how do you know that that happens to them!?!? The last person you mindcrushed, he thought he was a wolf, pulled ALL his clothes off, and went howling out of the store. HOW IS THAT GOOD!?!?-

SILENCE!!!! DON'T MAKE ME USE THE LEASH ON YOU!!!!!

-Oh HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!! That thing is not going on me without a fight.-

Fine. we'll settle this with a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!!!!

-What have I gotten myself into.
Dear Yugi,
Can you help me get out of this?
Yamiluver (worried face)

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Yamiluver,
Just take this (*hands her a Marshmallon card)
See if that does something.
-Yugi

Dear Kaiba,
Why can't I have a Mokuba-mobile? You have a BEWD jet! -_-
-Mokuba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Mokuba
Because you're not rich enough to screw the rules even though you're my brother
Kaiba

Dear Marik
Stop poking me in the arm and pay attention to the driver's ed teacher. I never should have agreed to accompany you...;-_-
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
How many times do I have to say this? SHUT UP, KITTY!!!! -_-
-Marik

Dear Kaiba,
How come you won't let me watch SpongeBob? I like Patrick...
-Mokuba

[FluffyPillow]

Mokuba!
Don't bug me! Or I force you to watch the Last Airbender by M. Night Shyamalan twice!
And now brush your teeth! Bedtime, NOW!

Hey Espa Roba,
do you want my kid brother?
Kaiba

[zsil]

dear Kaiba...
No, WOULD YOU LIKE THIS BABY?
WE DON'T WANT IT ANY MORE!!
espa roba

Dear kaiba
But big brother...
I wanna watch spongebob!!!
Mokuba

[FluffyPillow]

That's it Mokuba, you gone to far!
(Puts him out of the bed)
So you will watch that creepy last airbender movie and you will like it!

But Seto! Why do you punish me? I just want to watch Spongebob, it's not that...

Shut up Mokuba! You don't know what a real punishmet is because you've probably never heard about it! Should I put you on a leash and force you to study day and night while holding a riding corp under your chin?

(Mokuba looks from Seto to the DVD/TV and back to Seto)
I choose the leash...?

Dear Kaiba
Isn't that child abuse?
I guess somebody deserves a mind crush!
Yuugi, may I?
Yami

[zsil]

Dear yami
No, mind crush yourself!!!
from yugi

Dear person inpersonating me!!
Stop trying to get yami to mind crush himself
Is that you Zsil?
yugi

Dear yugi
Yes....
Zsil

Dear kaiba
Attention duelists, aren't you being a bit harsh on your baby brother.....
Hair guy!

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Hair Guy
Well he deserves it
Kaiba

Dear Marik
What have I told you about calling me a kitty? STOP POKING ME YOU IDIOT OR I'LL--*looks up and sees the driver's ed instructor looking at him and pointing towards the door* Now I'm getting thrown out...great...just great
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Do you want me to call you "fluffy" then?
-Marik

Dear Mokuba,
Why won't you shut up?
-Kaiba

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Kaiba
Because I don't want to
-Mokuba

Dear Marik
Sorry I can't seem to answer you because I've been thrown out.
Bakura

((and he slips the letter underneath the door))

[Yamiluver01]

Bakura,
Don't go home. You're my only ride.
Marik

-Dear Yugi or anybody,
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!-

SILENCE!!!! You got drawn into this and you're not getting out of it until the game is over and that will be when I win. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Why don't you give me your neck-size now and admit defeat to me and my leash??

-Yami, you know that I never give up without a fight so BRING IT ON!!!!!-

Alright then. I summon Slifer, the Executive Producer!!

-.......I'm totally screwed. Sombody HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
You're not being a very good friend. It's very important to--*starts a long drawn out friendship speech*
Tea

Dear Marik
I'm not going anywhere. I just can't come back into the classroom until the class is over and while I'm waiting I'm thinking of ways to get back at you for getting me kicked out.
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear yami,
Let me in on the duel with Yamiluver!
Zsil

Dear zsil
Ok, but you won't be able to beat me!!!!
Yami

Dear yami,
Alright, but now I summon SUPER ULTRA CHICKEN!!!!!!
(yeah it turns out I'm a good pick pocket, and marik keeps his best card in his back pocket!!!!!)
Zsil

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Zsil
How is Yami not asleep by now because of my 15 hour long friendship speech?
Tea

Dear Marik
Is that class finished yet?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear tea
no, he's some how resistant
Zsil

Dear bakura
Yes but I failed so i have to take it again...
But don't leave me!!!!
Love from....I mean......this letter gives me effeminate fury!!!!!!
Oh yeah this is marik...

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
How in Zorc's name were you able to steal Mega Ultra Chicken from Marik without me knowing...that's assuming you stole it while he was in the classroom for the driver's ed class.
Bakura

Dear Joey
Can I date your hot sister?
Tristan

[zsil]

Dear Tristan
NO
Joey

Dear Bakura
I didn't, zsil did!!
Yami

Dear bakura
Yeah, come on give me credit!!!!
oh and he shouldn't have left it in his back pocket!!
Zsil

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Zsil and Yami
Well fine I just misread is all. But the door was locked anyway
Bakura

Dear Joey
But...why?
Tristan

[zsil]

Dear tristan
NO!!!!!! BROKLYN RAGE!!!!!!
joey

Dear Bakura
I used the window!!!!!
oh yeah i also used my time bending trumpet to freeze time and take it!!!
Zsil

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
I'm going to the store a few blocks away. I'll come back with some candy if you promise you won't fail the driver's ed class again

Dear Joey
But...why?
Tristan

[Yamiluver01]

(hits Tristan in the face)
cuz that's why

-Dear Zsil,
Thank you for joining in my battle. I'm glad you summoned mega ultra chicken (sorry Marik)-

IDIOTS!!!! Even if it is 2 against one you cannot defeat me. You both will then get the leash and a good spanking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-.......Okay that tears it. Screw this card game, I've got Kyurem.-

HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!

-Well I JUST DID!!!! Kyurem use Blizzard on Slifer. It's super effective! Slifer faints.-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I LOST!!!!

-YES!!!! No leash for me or Zsil :D Never underestimate the power of POKEMON!!!!-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
-is back from the store- I hope you didn't--oh fuck this. You can catch a ride with someone else. Hell, you can WALK for I all I care. I'm going home
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Fine. See you later, fluffy! -_-
-Marik

[zsil]

Dear yami
SUCK ON THAT!!!!!! :P
Zsil

Dear marik
Don't call me FLUFFY!!!!
Bakura

Dear joey
OUCH!!!
Tristan

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
Goddammit...you KNOW how to get to our house Yes, I'm implying that they live together. Just look for the big scary cloud over the roof.
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
Bakura!!! Don't tell the internet that we live together!!!
Marik

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
Oh you silly. The fangirls already know
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
What!!!! When did they find out binky boy!!!
Marik

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
They're fangirls for Zorc's sake. Why WOULDN'T they know?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
Yeah but..........PLAY THE CELTIC GARDIAN YUUUUUGIIIIIII!!!!!
marik...

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
Just shut the bloody hell up about that
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAKURAAAAAAA
PLAY THE CELTIC GARDI....AHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHA I have taken control of marik!!!!
Anyone want a hug? Bakura? Hug?
Marik..../melvin

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Melvin
Why the bloody hell are you here?
Bakura

[Roseleaf]

Bakura,
Why is a simple request for a hug so bad? It's not like I'm a rapist, I just want to stab you! Don't you like that sort of thing?
Melvin

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Melvin
I was only wondering why you decided to just butt into the conversation I was having with Marik
Bakura

[Roseleaf]

Kura-chan-desu-yo (haha.)
I technically am Marik, the real, somuchbetterandsexier Marik, so I can't really butt in on myself.
Oh wait, yes I can. because I'm me.
HUGS, Melvin

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Melvin
Oh hush. And I'm not hugging you.
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

-Dear Bakura,
At least you don't have to deal with Yami mindcrushing people and challenging EVERYONE HE SEES to a children's card game cuz he has to SHOW-OFF.-

But I AM THE KING OF GAMES!!!! I must challenge everyone to show MY POWER!!

-You may be the king of games, but don't forget since you mindcrush everyone I take your deck.-

Damn it. (HAH silly girl. She doesn't even know how I'm going to take back my deck and finally beat her.)
Yugi,
You BETTER NOT tell her what it is or you will get the leash again.
Yami

[zsil]

Dear yami
You know, yugi boy
I can read your mind....wait....
Peageas

Dear Bakura
give me back my millenium eye!
Peageas

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Pegasus
Not on your life...oh wait I killed you didn't I?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
Wait what!!!........


Dear bakura
Hey you can't kill the season 1 villian!!!!!!!
Yami

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
Oh so when YOU kill a gay clown no one cares but when /I/ kill the Season 1 villain, you get on my ass for it. That's a little unfair, don't you think? Besides I stole his Millennium Eye for Zorc's sake. Don't you think he'd bleed to death or die of a broken heart or something?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear bakura
Well....Talk to the hand!
MINDCRU....

Dear yami
YAMI!!!
What have Yamiluver and yugi been telling you about mindcrushing!!!
Zsil

[Yamiluver01]

......They tell me to stop it.

-YES!!!! And you NEVER DO!!!!-

That's cuz I'm the king of games; no one can tell me what to do. Now get on your knees and worship me WOMAN!!!

-I am NOT doing that. You can't make me.-

(We'll just see about that.)

Dear Yugi,
Why does Yami have this creepy smile on his face?
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
I-I...don't really think you want to know that
Yugi

Dear Yamiluver
Don't worship that Egyptian pasty-face (Yes I so went there)! Worship my haircut!
Bakura

[Roseleaf]

Dear Bakura,
Remember that this is a forum game- she might not be the next person to post, and I'm waaay too addicted to forum games to wait for her XD
...newb. *HAULINGASSPLZ*
~Kitten

Dear Rishid,
Can I hug yo-
I MEAN
In your personal opinion, is Malik really in the closet, or is he just metrosexual?
~Kitten

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Kitten,
He would not like to reveal that at this time.
Rishid

-Bakura, I don't worship him. I like him and try to keep him under contorl so he won't mindcrush people all over the place. He needs help even though he acts the way he does.-

Hey Yamiluver, I want to see how long this rope is. Can you help me?

-Hmmmm okay Yami. I'll help. (this is obviously a trick). It's as far as it can go.-

Good now I can do whatever I want with it.

-Yami this is a very poor attempt to get back at me.-

That's what you think.

-What do you.....(gets legs and hands tied up by Bakura, and Yami wraps rope around me). YAMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????-

It's time to show you who's REALLY in charge here. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

-SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
When did I say I wanted a part of this?!
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
You didn't, fluffy. He's probably just trying to annoy you.
-Marik

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
Would you kindly shut up?
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Bakura,
I will help you get back at Marik if you help me get back at Yamiluver.

-HEY!!! You can't bribe him!! (falls off Yami's shoulder) OW!!-

Oops! I dropped you.

-That was on purpose now LET ME GO!!!!-

SHUT UP!!! I'm not even done with you yet.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
Why should I take you up on that offer?
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Cuz you can get away with doing to whatever Marik made you go through, especially the motorcycle incident. I could also make more people worship you and your hair. Just help me with her.

-Do I get any say in this?-

SILENCE!!! (slaps butt) Don't make me do that to you when I haven't even started.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
All that happened with the motorcycle incident was him begging me to come with him to the driver's ed. class and then getting me kicked out because I got annoyed with him poking me. I don't care about that anymore since he seems to have gotten along fine without me. Also I really don't need more rabid fangirls trying to steal my various articles of clothing.
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

I can also prevent that if you help me. Want no more fangirls ripping your clothes off so you go to the store and but more for them to rip?

-Yami, my arms are starting to hurt and I'm hungry. Please untie me.-

YOUR NOT DONE YET!!! More leash whipping for you and then it's time for me to make you forcibly read bad fanfics.

-Please, just let me go. I'm tired and hungry and you take away the keyboard everytime I try to talk with someone.-

That's because you're crying out for help. And I'm here to make you suffer.
Dear anyone,
Want something gone that you're really embarrassed about and wish never happened? I can make that happen if you just help me in torturing this girl here.
Yami

-Don't listen to him. HELP ME!!!!-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
Hmmm...if you give me the Millennium Puzzle I'll help you. If you don't I'll set Yamiluver free and take it by force. I know perfectly well you'll never agree to something like that.
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
If you try to free yamiluver you will have to go through me!!
Zsil

Dear Yamiluver
Yes I am helping yami
Why?
Because with you gone yami and I can take over the world!!!! HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Soon to be Emporer Zsil!!

[Yamiluver01]

-Why Zsil, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

HAHAHAHA Even your own friends are turning against you. Bakura, I need the Puzzle for me to do such things as this but if you want the others I can give them to you.

-No please Bakura help me!-

Shut up you! (slaps) Now that I have an ally, we can do twice the torture. Let's start with your oh-so-valuable Pokemon cards.

-Don't you DARE touch them. I'll break both your legs if you do ANYTHING to them.-

You're not in a position of telling me what to do. Zsil, while I go get them, eat in front of her. I didn't give her anything to eat at all so make her suffer.

-Dear Yugi,
Can't you help me out here?
Yamiluver

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Yamiluver,
I wish I could but Tea's boring me with a friendship speech! *falls asleep*
-Yugi

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
Well when you put it that way...no. I won't take the others unless you give me the Puzzle as well. And I'm not going to help you unless I get the puzzle. Oh and Zsil...I have the perfect way to get past you -pushes Marik in your direction- Babysit HIM
Bakura

((I keep almost typing 'Pizza'))

[Yamiluver01]

-HAH!! Bakura is on my side Yami!!-

Not unless I grab Ebilkittyprincess. (Zsil grabs Ebil with gun in hand and Marik holding onto leg) Help Yamiluver and the girl gets it. Try anything else funny and Yamiluver will get it too. (Yami grabs knife and puts it under Yamiluver's chin) Nothing to do now limey. Now join me or else the girls get it.

-Bakura,
DO SOMETHING THAT WON'T KILL US!!!-

Silence you. Try to talk and I won't be afraid to use this.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
You REALLY don't want me to make me use my secret weapon.
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

-Please use it anyway, Bakura.-

SHUT UP!!! (pushes knife against neck) One more word and you won't be able to speak anymore.

-(gulp)-

Don't forget Bakura. I also have a weapon of my own.
Dear Bakura,
Try to stand up to THIS!!! ULTIMATE MINDCRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-YAMI!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
You've left me with no choice -whistles and a swarm of rabid fangirls appear-
Have fun~
Now if you'll excuse me...
-faints from the mindcrush-
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
Why?
Why not?
I just thought i should join the winning side!!!
Zsil!!!!
P.S oh and I'm a megalomaniac!!

Dear Yami
Oh you did not just mindcrush Bakura!!!
You are gonna pay!!!!!
GO ZSIL1-12 (unless you read the pokemon battle thread that won't make sence!!)
ZSIL1-12 USE FIRE BLAST ON YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours sincerely Zsil

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

((Dear Yami
Yeah you do realize that I can call you out for godmodding, right?
Ebilkitty))

[Yamiluver01]

-YES!!! Thank you guys so much. (finally is free). HAH FINALLY I can move now. I gotta get me some food. (watches fangirls slowly fade away and looks at Yami) Even though you were trying to kill us, I forgive you. I'm not the type to hate people. Hopefully when you wake up, you'll finally realize that you need to control yourself before controlling the power so I'll still hold onto it. (picks Yami up) This one is gonna need lots of recovery and I'll go through it with you every step of the way <3.
Dear Bakura,
Thank you so much for helping me out (even though it isn't in your nature). I hope you make a good recovery and are back on your feet soon. (gives him kiss on check) Only expect that from me this once and only time.
Yamiluver-

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
*cough* *cough*
I did fire blast yami!!!!
Zsil.....

[FluffyPillow]

That thread is in a nutshell!

[Yamiluver01]

Zsil,
Yes you did, which is why I'm now treating his burns and the cuts from the fangirls grabbing at him. But yes you did fire blast him so you were on our side.
Yamiluver

Dear Yugi,
I hope you're helping him inside his head while I'm treating to the wounds out here. Hopefully he'll wake up soon and be alright.
Yamiluver

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
Thank you! :thatface:
Zsil

Dear Yamiluver
Why can't you?
Oh fine....but I am not going to give him a sponge bath!!
Yugi

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
would you mind getting me something for this headache I have? I would but I still can't stand up after that mindcrush from Yami
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Bakura,
Fine fluffy. But you're interuppting my yaoi reading.
Marik

Dear Yugi,
What I meant was try to talk to him inside his head; help him out in their since you 2 are connected like that. You don't need to deal with giving him a bath or treating his wounds cuz that's my work. (Man I wish he would wake up soon).
Yamiluver

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
Fine!!!
But I want to go on a date with tea...only shes lost her voice..... just hate those friendship speeches!!!!!
yugi

Dear Marik
Why are you reading Yaoi???
Bakura

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Bakura
Because I like it, binky boy
Marik

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Marik,
How many bloody times have I told you to not call me 'fluffy' in public?!?!
-Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Bakura,
Lots but I like to make you angry.
Marik

Dear Bakura,
I hope you're feeling better from Yami's mindcrush. He still hasn't waken up yet so I'm just taking care of him out here. Hope someone's taking care of you.
Yamiluver

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
I still have a headache but I'm fine
Bakura

Dear Bakura
I didn't call you "fluffy" I called you "binky boy"!
Marik

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Marik,
Shut your buggering face you buggering bastard! -_-
-Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Bakura
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFL UFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUF FYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFYFLUFFY!!!
FLUFFY Marik FLUFFY

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Bakura
You shut your own buggering face! :tongue:
Marik

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Tristan and Joey,
Can you guys please help me with Yami? I can't be the only person taking care of him (and waiting for him to wake up already).
Yamiluver

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Yamiluver,
Nyeh! Sorry but I'm looking for my accent, also I'm buying more cards for a children's card game.
-Joey

Dear Yamiluver,
MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH! Uh...I mean, yeah sure I'll help.
-Tristan.

[Yamiluver01]

Dear Tristan,
Thanks for helping me. Can you change his bandages? They might be a little bloddy.
Yamiluver

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
BLOOD!!! You didn't say anything about blood....
*que black tristan*
Black Tristan is out!!!!!! Peace!!
Black tristan

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
I could help~~

((Ummm...you might not want him to))

Oh just shut up!
Bakura

[Yamiluver01]

-Dear Bakura,
I think you would most probably kill him and take the Puzzle. Plus, you still need to recover from the mindcrush Yami gave you. Hopefully, Yugi is talking with him in the mind-set.-

(sounds of muffling and moving)

-Hey, is he waking up? (runs to bed)

Uggghhh. (opens eyes) Uhh. Whe-Where am I?

-You're in bed Yami. You've been out for over 4 days. Those fangirls and fire blasts must've really knocked you out. I was worried you weren't gonna wake up.-

Yeah, don't remind me. Man look at these scratches on my....WAHHHHH!!!! WHERE'S MY SHIRT!?!?

-I took it off cuz it was burned and scratched up. I didn't want to put a clean shirt on you cuz of the wounds and scratches. But yeah I've been taking care of you this whole time. I'm so glad you're awake. (gives Yami hug) I was worried you wouldn't wake up. I'm very happy to see you moving again.
Yamiluver-

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yamiluver
Well it seems Bakura's recovered quite a bit while watching me play Bloodlines. Enough to be able to answer the door at least.
Marik

Dear Marik
Can I borrow your dictionary?
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Yami
Do you want to know the real reason she took off your shirt???? O_o
Oh and I sorry for all the fire blasts!!
Zsil

[Yamiluver01]

-Dear Zsil,
It was NOOOOOT because of reasons you think of. I didn't want the blood from his wounds to get on clean clothes. That would just waste laundry. I'm thinking about conserving energy. Helping the environment. (pout)-

Then how come you started to blush once you read the post and why were you crying so much when I woke up???

-.... I don't like you Zsil. -_- -

HAH! So the true nature of Yamiluver is shown. I'm a little surprised at this. Well now that I'm back in I can start tormenting people again (especially Yamiluver).
You guys wanna help me?
Yami

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Yami
No thanks. I'm trying to get Marik to lend me his dictionary
Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
Why the [EFF!] do you need my dictionary?
-Marik

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear Marik
I'm doing a crossword puzzle. A very hard crossword puzzle
Bakura

[zsil]

Dear Yamiluver
I like you!! :thatface:
Zsil

Dear Yami
Its proberly best that i don't join you...It would annoy yamiluver....
Zsil

[Yamiluver01]

-Thank you guys! But now I'm gonna have to deal with him even more than before.-

You people are no fun. I'm gonna go play a card game.

-PLEASE don't mindcrush them. Learn from your mistakes if you don't want that whole episode to happen again.-

Fine. (mumbble)
Dear Yugi,
Wanna play a card game?
Yami

[zsil]

Dear Yami
....How is that possible?
or do you want to skip to the final episode already?
Yugi

[Yamiluver01]

No, not that yet, sheesh. But I'm bored and Yamiluver won't let me mindcrush people, plus I still haven't recovered from those fangirl attacks and those fire blasts (cough Zsil cough).

-Then why don't you look for other things to do besides inflicting pain on other people or making have memory loss.-

Nah, I think I'll just annoy you.

-Grrrrrrr....-
Dear Zsil,
Do you know how much yamiluver likes me?
Yami

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dear anybody
Can I get a hug?
Melvin

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Melvin,
HELL NO!
-Yugi

[angel of darknezz]

Dear Yugi,
Oh, c'mon! It's just a friendly little hug! It will bearly hurt!
- Melvin

Dear Kaiba,
Why is your jacket so badass?
-Tristain Timmothy Taylor

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Melvin,
I don't want cancer!
-Yugi

Dear Tristan Timmothy Taylor,
because it has coattails of doom.
-Kaiba

Dear Hair Guy,
Why do you like to talk about your hair...
-WolfSpirit

[angel of darknezz]

Dear WolfSpirit,
My Hair tells me to...
-Hair Guy

Dear Bandit Keith,
Why do you always talk about America?
- Hair Guy

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Hair Guy,
because I want too!
-Bandit Keith

Dear Odion,
Why do you like the gummy bears?
-Marik

[angel of darknezz]

Dear Marik,
Cause they're ****ing full proof!
-Odion

Dear Marik,
Why do you call me fluffy in public?
-Bakura

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Bakura,
because you won't let me call you "kitty." -_-
-Marik

Dear Jean Claude Magnum,
Why is everybody in your deck a f***ing ninja?
-Yami

[angel of darknezz]

Dear Yami,
They're not ninjas! They're CELEBRITY ninjas!
- Jean Claude Magnum

Dear Mai Valentine,
Will you marry me?
- Jean Claude Magnum

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Jean Claude Magnum,
I'd rather have fake breasts than a fake religion! That means no... :/
-Mai Valentine

Dear Yusei Fudo,
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
-Yami

[angel of darknezz]

Dear Yami,
I CAME!
- Yusei Fudo

Dear Jack Atlas,
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
- Yusei Fudo

[ChaosVincent1]

Dear Bakura,
Because we feel like it.
- Team 4Kids

DEAR HANK,
I THINK I RAN OVER SOME OF YOUR SNAKES!
- JACK ATLAS

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear Jack Atlas,
NO!!! NOT MY PET COBRA CORNELIUS!!!
-Hank

Dear 4Kids,
Why do you want to get us cancelled?
-Bakura

[angel of darknezz]

Dear Bakura,
That's just how evil we are! We make you look like a sissy!
- 4Kids

Dear Jack Atlas,
How did you come up with the phrase, "Card Games On Motorcycles"?
- angel of darknezz

[WolfSpirit456]

Dear angel of darknezz,
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!! :p
-Jack Atlas

Dear Mokuba,
Where is the Mokuba-mobile?
-WolfSpirit