What would 4kids do?

[Keiralovesbakura]

Have you noticed 4kids changes everything? Even the stuff that dosen't need to be censored like the sign on Amy Rose's house from Sonix goes blank nwhen 4kids edits it. So this is how you play:

Someone says a random anime or object and the person below has to explain how 4kids would edit it.

Example:

Person 1: Sailor Moon
Person 2: There would be no romance or transformation or fighting, it would just be girls wlking and talking in school
Person 3: Bras
Person 4: Girls have wear an undershirt even if their boobs are the size of Tsunade's

I'll start

Mac computers

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Screenflow would be banned because some people use sexy-looking Skype avatars.

[HolyShadow]

Chopsticks.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

They could be used as weapons so you have to use a spoon to eat rice (and other foods that you eat with chopsticks) instead

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

internet :V

[Clank4Prez]

their heads would explode

[HolyShadow]

4kids

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

They would change the 4 to for because they think it would encourage kids to use numbers to shorten words.

[0mnislash17]

religeon.

[Roseleaf]

They would replace the words 'god/s' with 'destiny' and 'heart of the cards'

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Short skirts :V

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

You have to wear shorts under them

[OhMaliciousMe]

Kuroshitsuji [the anime Black Butler]

[HolyShadow]

Mispronunciation.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Lucky Star

[OhMaliciousMe]

Assassin's Creed

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

It would be reduced to being given the lowest ESRB rating (also...weren't you supposed to say something about Lucky Star?)

[OhMaliciousMe]

[I posted at the same time as you did sooo I'mma post about Lucky Star]
Their names would be Americanized and they would attend an American school, with Konata's obsession being cartoons instead of anime

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Dragons (also...yay for posting at the same time!! XD)

[OhMaliciousMe]

[XD we're epic!]
they'd breathe out rainbows and happiness instead of FIRE

[gwtyler1985]

Rurouni Kenshin.

[OhMaliciousMe]

Instead of Kenshin having a scar, it would be face paint

[HairSecuritySchool]

Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, and Hetalia

[Roseleaf]

Well, I've never seen the first two, but Hetalia, they would not have wars, they would have 'debates' and all guns would be replaced with Herr Stick's cousins.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Hairdryers (because that's the only thing that came to mind)

[ChaosVincent1]

hairdryers? I didn't realize hair fetishes were THAT common. I don't see anything that's associated too much with sex, violence, or drugs unless you count thrown hairdryers, in which case, they would replace the painful thrown object with a pillow.

Might as well hit the two that roseleaf missed:
*blood will be edited out, the entire hot springs episode would be cut, dead characters will be sent to a parallel world, Yoko's chest would get reduced to a B-cup and her bikini top will be replaced with a tank top, Kiyoh would also get a breast reduction. Leeron will be a woman. But at least they would try to get DAN GREEN to voice Kamina shouting, "BECAUSE WE'RE TEAM CRIMSON!"
*Clothes added to those shots with the weapons, Patty's chest will be reduced to being equal to Liz's, Blair will wear clothes at all times... and cut her down to a C-cup while they're at it.

And to make this closer to the standard formula for games like this:
GaoGaiGar

[KawaiKitty]

O_O...

Vampire Knight, Blood the Last Vampire, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, (show not comic), and True Blood.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

They hire Stephanie Meyer to rewrite the scripts

[gwtyler1985]

"History of the World Part I" and "Life of Brian"

See if you can't get everything.

[Xanadu]

cannibal holocaust

[ChaosVincent1]

I believe that's a gore-fest or a hentai, so I assume they would have less than one half hour left of footage they would be able to leave in. The short, renamed "Disappearances", will be one short released online.

Will someone PLEASE at least attempt to tell me what 4kids would do about GaoGaiGar?

[gwtyler1985]

They would make the aliens chibis, make them not at all parasitic, take out all forms of blood and gore, put the setting in California, and all of the mechs would have big anime human eyes like in Gundam SD.

Now someone please do "History of the World Part 1" or "Life of Brian."


... And then do the other one.

[ChaosVincent1]

I've seen most of History of the World Part 1... They would probably realize that with all the time they cut out, they wouldn't have anything cohesive enough to keep even after combining it with Life Of Brian. Yeah, it's nigh impossible to edit stuff in and out of live-action works without it being plainly obvious.

Those Who Hunt Elves.

[gwtyler1985]

First of all, they'd air that abomination anyway.

Second of all, they'd make Ritsuko into a princess with a wand, they'd replace the tank with a volkswagon beatle, they'd make the premise behind the series finding parts of a spell imprinted on people's hands, they'd make it so that all they had to do was ASK, and they'd make Junpei into a singer instead of a big martial arts guy.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Legend of Zelda: The Four Swords (The manga not the video game).

[Keiralovesbakura]

They'd get rid of the swords and violence.

[gwtyler1985]

Dragonball GT. There is only one correct answer for this.

[Keiralovesbakura]

No Ryoshi or perverted jokes.

Here's a good one panties.

[HawkyTehKitty]

Change them to bloomers.

[thecattygrl]

This forum game.

[HawkyTehKitty]

Change it to the card game.

[gwtyler1985]

Really? I thought they'd air it as is.

Yugioh TCG. How would they make it worse?

[HawkyTehKitty]

By overthrowing the already complicated r00L b00kz because they think we are st00pid.... -_____- They would replace it with a children's picture book.

(i hope you know i had no idea what to write to that.... i just typed what came to mind XD)

Here's one-- Yaoi

[thecattygrl]

Wouldnt exsist

(I think I hear Fangirls dying in the distance...).

[HawkyTehKitty]

(Ohohoho~? XD)

How about.....

Jersey Shore?

[KawaiKitty]

their minds would melt and then be eaten by the mystical Roc.


Dan Green's Hentai

[gwtyler1985]

They would take out everything except for Dan Green's normal lines and then put those in an episode of Sonic X to piss me off.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4. I will probably hate whoever answers.

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

No explosions (I dunno)

MMORPGs

[HawkyTehKitty]

They would make the chat like the ones on stupid kid sites--You have to pick out the words from a list.

Theme Parks

[thecattygrl]

They'd become funtional buildings such as schools and hospitals.

deviantart

[Keiralovesbakura]

it only shows pics of the winx club and yugioh instead of everything else.

My username

[zsil]

You can't have love, it would be a strong sence of 'like' and you can't say bakura...or they'll sue!

Disney channel?? (not that could compete with disney!!!!)

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

You said the forbidden word! You're fired

Theatre

[getsuga tenshou]

It would turn into a sonicx filler about skits...

What about kenpachi (from bleach and sorry if spelling is off.)

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

They'd tone down his character to almost nothing (example: giving him a less harmful weapon like a bubble wand to replace his sword)

Kingdom hearts (Axel in particular. I wanna see what they'd do to my favorite character)

[ChaosVincent1]

Well, Axel's wheels wouldn't have blades on them and all of his attacks will be fire because we can't have blood, now. Getting rid of fire? They let charizard burn Ash frequently. The heartless wouldn't be heartless, and the entire series would be toned down until they get an E rating or an ec rating.

Brook (from One Piece)

[FluffyPillow]

Well they only show him as a human being, and he hasn't got a stick/katana it's a baguette, his accent is a french one and he never eat a devils fruit (that doesn't exist because of the word devil) and he only sings Disney songs!

Avatar the last airbender (the real life movie)...

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

The actors would be replaced with CGI humans. Other than that they can't make it worse than it already is.

Portal and Portal 2

[FluffyPillow]

they change the portal gun into a real one....wait what???

Tomb Raider

[zsil]

Tomb raider??? Do you really think they would allow that to remain in existance?

Here's one....Call of Duty

[Ebilkittyprincess28]

Guns become water squirters

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