Every time Seto Kaiba steps on stray cheetos barefoot, his rage pops a glass in the nearby cabinet. Mokuba had to restock within three days, though Seto vacuumed the whole apartment twice, because the stray cheetos that escaped Jaden had since evolved into sentient organisms and actively tried to pursue a better life, until Seto Kaiba just happened to cross the floor at the same time.
Seto just doesn't know when to quit. But at least the television and Jaden's beautiful singing voice was spared, and the fangirls thanked all that was yaoi that he would recover in a month or so. Also, they gladly fed him ice cream in the hospital, while the only one who spoonfed Syrus was Mokuba, and even he only did it out of pity.
Oh well, at least the apartment was more or less free and quiet in the evenings. :D
And really, the doctors would have let it slide if Seto had just left the tv out of the picture; no one would have complained if Jaden's vocal cords had been damaged just a bit.
I'm LOL'in' so damn hard. This is so terrible and yet so hilarious.
Syrus was still heart-broken, despite the icecream, because he just prefers donuts more, though Mokuba was somewhat consoled by the fact that he could a) still chew, b) he could watch Sunday cartoons in the hospital, since the moment Seto tried his Sunday morning kick-a-thon routine, he was thrown out of the hospital. His visitation rights should have been discontinued the moment he tried to choke Jaden on the hospital bed to finish the job, but the doctors were on his side that day. However, destroying a hospital television set was wrong, even in their eyes.
Jaden still didn't care. He had ice cream, after all.
Nah, Jaden's was still okay since his inability to chew solid food gave him an excuse to eat only ice cream for a solid month, which was kind of like Christmas in itself. So, in the end, Jaden's convinced that Seto did something nice for him, and Seto got to spend his entire holiday season dealing with Jaden on an all-sugar diet.
Thank you very much! :D I don't feel left out anymore XD ...Plus Christmas Rage Kaiba is probably an accurate depiction of the holiday preparatory season, and Kaiba in general. XD
...I wonder if he has ever worn a santa hat in his life. Probably when Jaden put one on him while he was sleeping and twittered it. Kaiba broke Syrus's jaw before he managed to crack Jaden's, so everybody's Christmas was ruined.
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