TPishek

Yes. Now I haz you pinned to the ground. :V

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It's really all your doing.
*Licks your neck*

Daahh! I was consoling you!

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>:V Well that's IT! If I get slapped when I'm nice, AND slapped when I'm not...I might as well not be nice and have more fun.

*Glomps you*

*Pats your back*

There there, no need to cry. :V

Don't cry, TPishek!

*Wipes away those crabby tears*

Derrrr, but my precious logic!

I have a wife. She's not going to say anything. You have a husband who WILL say something. Therefore by default I am able to flirt with you! :V

*Licks your face*

:O
>:V
Jackster! Leave my wife alone!

...?
o^o

Maybe so. But it's my logic and I'm sticking to it!

*Kisses your cheek*

It's only fair!
You married+ me married= No one's married= flirting. :V

So since we're even....Icalldibsonflirtingwithyou. :V