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"Now hand over the sacred card Dr.Jones, and nobody will have to play Magic the Gathering."

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'> Madness?

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley8.png'> THIS-IS-4KIDZ !!!!

"Guard's, seize Mokuba, for he ignored my ingenius caption from the last contest."

Ishizu: Damn... so this is what happens when you break into Fort Knox.

We win! Cause we don't have invisible guns!

Ishizu tries to find a new way around the credit crunch by hiring redundant workers to get as much money as possible from banks.

first post, hurray for you. everybody dance. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley4.png'>

Stairs: Everyone's looking away... I'm so lonely... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

Ishizu: "I can predict the future and I predict you are about to die"

Kaiba: "Thats hardly a prediction, you are one ordering me to be shot" <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>

We also have an invisable tank!

Foreshadowing

The scene just moments before Marik's hilarious practical joke, to put a large target on is sister's back, turned ugly...

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Ishizu: So you're going to shoot me. So I take this to assume you will not accept a compensation?
Gun Man: No! We have our orders!
Ishizu: Not even if I have... front row tickets to Avenue Q London?
Gun Man: O.O Okay well... just this once

But there are no such things as girls?! Only girly men?!

Don't you read Villains weekly?

Dr. Livingston, I presume?

Never underestimate a woman during her "Time Of The Month".

XD

THAT'S why she placed her hands there?!

OH NOES CENSOR!!!

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This is what happens when you borrow a card off of Ishizu and never planning to give it back...

The side of Ishizu 4kids never wanted you to see...

Now...PICK THE WINNER BEFORE YOU GO INTO PUBERTY-MODE!!!!! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>

Gunman: Okay, Mrs. Ishtar, now walk foreward ten paces. Good. Now kneal down and put your face to the ground, hands on your head. If you so much as twitch a finger, we'll shoot before you can even say "God Cards"!
Gunman 2: Score! We finally got our hands on the un-censored version of YuGiOh!!!


Why Ishizu is the keeper of the un-censored version of YuGiOh is anyone's guess! You'd think they would have learned their lesson after entrusting her with the God Cards! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

"Ms. Ishtar! We've found more relics from the tomb. We believe they date back to an era of happiness and fun, before 4kids arrived."

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I wanted to go for something humorous, but the longer I edited the more I got saddened by the paradox that a lot of people think that peace can only be achieved through war. Sorry. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

And so Ishiz was executed for betraying her country via firing squad. Her last words were *censor due to Jinzo rule*. The government claimed she took her own life for a Klondike Bar.

Going some where Mr. Bond, I think not.