Caption Contest #4
 

Okay, so last week's Caption Contest provided so much wit and hilarity that I can't even pick a winner.

Oh, who am I kidding? You guys are as unfunny as always! Heck, you guys make Kroze look like Adam Sandler. Wait... No, that was always the case. So anyway, here's the outcome.

The winning caption for last week was by a certain BekBoo20, and goes a little something like this:

"To see more of Tea's work, visit CosplayDeviants.com."

Well, it's not The Aristocrats, but it'll have to do.

Runners-up were Overdrive and AngelResc. They share joint third place. And they'll like it.

Here's the picture for this week's contest - aka the final contest before we take a week off to pick a SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME VICTOR!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/474/mantiscaption.png

Huh. A giant mantis. Sure are a lot of controversial things that could be said about that. Probably. I dunno.

And just a reminder of the rules:

Captions cannot be longer than 100 words in length. Multiple captions can be written. No direct quotes or references to my series, i.e. don't just take one of my lines and slap it on the picture. Photoshopped entries are exempt from consideration, though they might get an honorable mention. Also, don't just photoshop the text ONTO the image. It's pointless, you can just as easily write the text in a post. Any questions, see BirdeWilliams or myself.

And don't forget to check out somatosensation's blip channel for all your YGOTAS convention video update thingies!

Yugi: Y'know, its kind of hard to be afraid when you've got a face like that. I mean, look at your head right now! It looks like you've got a mouth considering of a single line, and a nose that covers your entire face. It's just plain ridiculous!

Running! What a surprising plot twist!

Yugi's first experiments in Voraphilia didn't exactly go to plan...

Run! It's the 4Kids edit of a giant mantis!

The mantis had mistaken Yugi for one of its brethren - an unfortunate consequence of having such bulbous eyes.

(Yes, I'm enough of a perfectionist that I returned to my post after 19 hours to change 'side-effect' to 'consequence'. I sure hope this doesn't come back to bite me.)

I told you already, I'm not joining The Church of Scientology!

I don't care what you guys say, Sonic 4 is just Sonic 1 with uglier designs!

yugi:stop chasing me im not a baby panda

Would it have been to much to ask to bring some fucking bug repellent?

Yugi: Where is the pharaoh when you need him?
Yami: I bet Yugi is having a really fun time compared to this rootrape I am receiving


Entry number two

Baby Pandas are full of vitamin Y!

Yugi: Ahh! This is the scariest thing that's ever happened to me! Someone switched out my duel disk for this piece of crap on my arm. Really, what the hell is it?

"I already told you, I don't know who took your kirby!"

Yugi: Hmm..... this seems very familiar....
Yami: That grin looks like the one last night I had while you were aslee....... oh, nevermind.
Yugi: Wait..... WHAT!?

After playing too much Pokemon SoulSilver, Yugi finds out having a real Scyther following him about wherever he goes isn't all it's cracked up to be...

Bugs Life 2 sequel

Weevil: Now this is my kind of movie hehehe.

"This is the last time I bring Honey to a picnic!"

See kids, this is what happens when you repeatedly quote Yugioh TAS quotes in a Caption Contest.

"Wait! I know it's natural instinct for you after mating, but please don't eat my head!"

My Entry
 

Why would i love my life, my life is average.....f**k my life.

AAAH i already told you i have nothing to do with GX of 5D......DONT KILL ME

That mantis looks like vegeta.....except its a mantis.

when I compared this peice of crap on my arm to something from Metroid i didnt expect the producers to take me seriously.....wheres my agent???

What a twist!

-5 seconds ago -

Its eating him and now its gonna eat meeeee

1. Yugi: I KNEW Weevil was a were-bug

2. Yugi: Oh no! Where's Godzilla when you need him!?

3. Yugi: I knew going to monster island for vacation was a bad idea!

4. Weevil laughed as his newest henchman chased yugi mouto, it's menacing smile signifying his doom.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/474/mantiscaption.png

Entry 1: "Dammit, Jeff Goldblum! I am NOT going to be a part of your movie's sequel!"

Entry 2: Yugi realized he probably should have explained to Mantis that, while he did look like a panda on occassion, he was not Po the Kung-Fu Panda.

Yugi: I've heard of Snake Way, but this is just ridiculous!

or

Yugi: Dammit, Joey, now is not the time!

or

Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/474/mantiscaption.png

Entry #1:Tonight on When Capsule Monster's Attack!

Entry #2: look, I'm sorry you haven't been winning any caption contests. It's not my fault. Take it up with LittleKuriboh.

In the wild, Female Praying Mantises will go for any species of male, ready to bite off the head of it's "mate".

The porcupine hair is no match for the Praying Mantis.

As Yugi has found out, JRPG random encounters are not all they cracked up to be.

Don't run away from the Smiling Mantis! It wants to hug you!