Somewhere, Kroze Is Failing...
 

Caption Contest #3 is closed. Only one more contest and then we get to spend a week picking a grand spanking winner. What shall they receive? Maybe a genuine Millennium Item of their choosing, or maybe a punch to the teeth from Bill Cosby. Who knows?

While you wait, why not check out some of somatosensation's internet breaking recordings of our convention panels? She has footage from Youmacon and MAGFest up on her blip account, and they're all really cool and insightful and smashing.

I'd post all the videos here but I don't think we have a way of embedding them into posts. Ah well. Go check 'em out!

I'll take that punch in the teeth from bill cosby, please.

Same here

If a Kroze fails in the woods and nobody is there to point it out, does he feel any shame?

Lets send him to one and find out.

Reality bends to point out the fact that he fails, so yes.

I was another camera guy to MAGFest surprisingly enough, though my view was much worse and I didn't catch the VERY beginning, but it's still pretty fair. I just need to post it lol.

But if he fails and everyone likes it, does that make it a win? And it it does, would that mean he fails at failing? Hrmm, but that sounds like another win to me. XD

tis a paradox of failwin


i think it's still a no. reality is only reality when perceived by someone...(gods did i just semi-stick up for Kroze!)

Agreed! XD

That's the best title ever.

Off a cliff or what? If I were me which I am I think I would want to know. If that makes any sense.

Krooze probably failed down the bleachers in his high school when he was a kid

If I win, I would either like the millenium puzzle or millenium rod.

Well I'd want the punch from Bill Cosby personally.

How many people can say they've been punched in the face by Bill Cosby? Not many:thatface:

Well, it would be perceived by Kroze, so...

henceforth the "semi" part :) anyway what was the topic here again?

:objection: How many people can say they own a Millenium Item?

If there is one thing I don't want its more things related to children's card games.

Kroze isn't people, silly.

Obviously Soylent Green is made of Kroze. And I am perfectly fine with that.

I felt so sorry for Kevin @wondercon lol

i might've missed something. who won the caption contest?

because im worth it. kroze isnt

Screw Kroz, the money, and the rules... I gots me an AC-130!:squintyface:

This is Kroze we're talking about. His sense of shame disappeared long ago

I think you're all missing something here, if there is nobody there to point it out, how can we know that it is fail?

I wouldn't want to eat Kroze. I don't think he'd taste so good...:smiley5:

Kroze is failing
All around us
Members posting
Having fun

Its the thread
Full of lack of humour

Caption Contest
Everyone

*Sing to tune of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens*

Because it's Kroze.