EDIT: I hereby surrender my DUTY to change the thread title frequently in pursuit of half-a-lulz. If any staff members are up for the power abuse, go ahead and take over.


Make a Wish, and the next poster Grants it, but in addition to granting it, corrupts it so it goes horribly wrong. Just like a Genie. After that, they just add in thier own wish.

Maruna: I wish the fake LittleKuribohs would all die.

UnIcOrN MaStEr69er: Granted, but you realize that you were a Little Kuriboh imposter yourself.

I wish I would make a friend before I die

And it just continues on like that. Any questions? No, Didn't think so. Now Start.

I Wish I was a Bannana.

granted, but all the monkeys try to eat you at once and you get squashed :)

I wish for some snickerdoodles.

Granted, but you become alergic to them.

I wish theey would release the tape of Steve Irwin's death to the public.

granted, but it's so horrible that you have nighmares for a year and his family are so cross they go on a rampage.

I wish I had a pikachu.

granted, but it dosen't obey you.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

granted, but it was a crap wish anyway

I wish that Mana would wish for something.

(oops)
granted- but she posts it a post late (the horror)

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, but you lose your fingers after you play.
I wish I didn't have to deal with little kids day after day.

Granted, but dealing with little kids hour after hour isn't going to be any better.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you only get to ride an aeroplane.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but the IRS will reclaim all of it - with interest.

I wish I had icecream.

Granted, but it's Chocolate with Chocolate chips, Chocolate Sprinkles, Hot fudge, and Chocolate milk poured on top. Muahaha, how evil am I?

I wish Season two of 'The Venture Brothers' didn't suck.

Granted, but just wait until you see what they do to Season three.

Yay! Chocolate! ^_^ I wish I had mint to go with my chocolate!

Granted, but you get every Junior Mint in the world, and you're attacked by every single person that likes them. And seriously, It's delicious mint candy covered in a chocolate shell. Who doesn't love that?

I wish Who Wants to Be a Millionaire would return to primetime.

Granted, but their budget's a little tight so they've changed the title to "Who Wants to be Fifty Cents Richer."

Junior mint heaven - but I wish I had a bat to beat away all the attackers!

Granted, but it flies away. >__>

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome that everyone wants to be me.

Grant... Oh, wait, you never were that awesome. My bad.

I wish youtube would stop banning anime.

Granted, but they start IP banning the people who watch it instead.

I wish Hayou would stop making jokes about me that aren't funny. (Saying I Never was that Awesome)

Granted, but only jokes that aren't funny to Hayou will count.

I wish Maruna's ego was smaller. *whistles innocently*

Granted, but it gets so small that I can't corrupt this wish.

I Wish I had a some Chile.

Granted, but you also inherit the Chile national debt. Have fun with your new country.

I wish the tooth fairy left $100 a tooth.

granted, but only when she takes your adult teeth. and dentures caust $10,000

i wish i could read minds

Granted, but everyone can hear your thoughts, too.

I wish I had a computer with unlimited memory.

Granted, but you become a vegetable, and can never move or speak again.

I Wish Hayou realized that I already own a country, and HE just expanded my Empire.

granted, but then he takes over and rules over them instead

i wish i could always be happy with my life

Granted, but your life will end in three... two... one...

I wish Maruna would stop calling me a 'he!'