Meet Your Staff: JesusRocks
 

So, now I have power... I thought I'd make one of these...

So... QUESTIONS <-- ASK THEM

Also... I wish to beat Darkarcher's post count >_>

*Kicks in the head*

Unorthodox, but I like your style...

It's an EdBat greeting. Be glad you weren't greeted by Dix. MAGfest saw a lot of foot-in-crotch if your name is Kroze.

Haha XD

The EdBat greeting is just fine ^_^

>_> *curls up in pain*

Aww, don't be that way. *pats on the head*

Anyway, I gotta get goin' to an interview now!

See you later, JR!

there i posted

I have a question-Why are you so awesome?

i have not a question, but a kitty

I have a riddle:
What cheese is made backwards?

Poast.

As of now I have no questions.

What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungee cord?

Can you list all the imaginary numbers there are?

DarthWario: Awesomeness is subjective...
DarthWario: eseehC
Seraphim: Slingshot
AsteriskRocks: No. I can't do maths... to me, imaginary numbers sounds like utter stupidity in its highest form.

Wrong, it was edam

Bah... I don't like Edam anyway...

Now you have another reason to dislike it.

What is your username?
Is your username JesusRocks?
Is JesusRocks your username?
If I said your username was JesusRocks, would I be correct?
JesusRocks is your username, is it not?

YOU MUST TELL THEMS ABOUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE, YG117, WHO IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY, AND THAT YOU DON'T MIND SHARING HER WITH [^_^], EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALY DOMINATES YOU IN MAKING CHILDRENZ.

:D

Awww, I thoght you might have seen the film "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist". The answer was MY ASS. Nyeeeeeeeeh he-heh

Your modship is shiny
BUT MY HAND IS SHINIER STILL!

...bad mental image just arrived...

Posted, are you happy now?

*Turns to audience*
"That's we have time for on retarded questions, visit next more for MOAR!"

Who am I?

I'm Spiderman...

You're my lackey :V

GET TO WORK!

If you win and go on to represent England in the Miss Universe pageant, how would you
describe your country to your roommate who probably has never been here before?

Ye-yes, mas'stah

- It sucks wet ass.