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Old 10-16-2009
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Hey there all my loyal fans!

*crickets chirping*

Er... um... Hello all Yu-Gi-Oh: Abridged worshipers?

*Huge applause*

Well now... that's MUCH better!
Big things have been in the works here for some time and now is the time to let the cat out of the bag!
Not that I would ever stuff a poor little kitty into a bag or anything... well, maybe if it was a catgirl or a furry... but that's another story!

At the end of this month, big thing are going down up in Dearborn, Michigan!
Like what you ask? Well my dear currently uninformed and possibly insane reader, THAR BE CONVENTIONS HAPPENING OVER THAR! YARRRR!!
Youmacon happening on October 29th through Nov 1st has decided to have one very British and non Joss Whedon lover who abridges a certain Japanese animated show about teenagers with crazy hair playing a childrens card game (No, not THAT show.. the other one...) and his ever so sexy and possibly omnipotent helper as guests to their stunning and ever growing convention!
That's RIGHT!
Both LittleKuriboh, who is being flown all the way over from the land of the British and I will be going to Youmacon as guests! So please won't you all come and join us? There will be punch and pie!

Okay, so I lied about the punch and pie but I swear its gonna be a kickass time!
Especially since we are premiering episodes 43 AND 44 of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series there! (DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!)
And if that isn't enough to sell you on it then maybe THIS will...
Also invited as guests are the members of a certain OTHER Abridged Series team made up of four head members who love to sit around and play with their ballz all day long!

So what are you waiting for? JOOOOOOOOIIIINNNNN USSSSSSS!!!!

Also in upcoming convention news,
Next weekend on the 23rd through the 25th is a brand new gaming convention called GameX in Oaks, PA that I shall be attending along with several awesome friends of mine in helping run several things there... such as possibly a YGO:TAS panel! So if you are around I would encourage you all to show up and join in on the fun!

And now for something COMPLETELY different...

Many of you all have been asking for new shirt designs in the store for the past year...
Well folks! Its that time again!
No... not the time where I dress in drag and do the hula...
IT'S TIME FOR NEW SHIRTS ON SHARKROBOT.COM!

First we have a pair of shirts that go very well together and people have been asking for due to loving each of the respective characters they go with....

Tristan's "MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!" shirt:


Hair Guy's "ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR GIVES ME THE POWER TO DEFY GRAVITY!!" shirt:


Next we have yet another character who hasn't gotten any shirt love yet so far...

Duke Devlin's "Sexy" shirt:


Following that up we have a new one for all of those of you who have always wanted to have a Millennium Item without all the nasty side effects like going power hungry and evil or ending up with two souls, one guy...

Bakura's "Millennium Gaydar" shirt:


And finally, just because we have had SOOOOOO many request for this girls only shirt to make a return (And you girls BETTER buy it this time or else no complaining when its gone again! ;P), completely redesigned...

Mai's "My Breasts Challenge You To A Duel!" shirt:


All 5 of those new shirts are up now on our Store for Preorder along with a completely new set of buttons to go along with them coming soon so check em out!

We WILL have these new shirts at both GameX and Youmacon in these following weeks but no promises that all of the above shirts will be there... so plan wisely!

And now it seems as though I am coming to the end of this news post, I must reveal to you all the thing that was alluded to in the title of this post....

WARNING!

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AWAY!

I CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CONTINUE ALONG ANY FURTHER!

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WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!?!?!?
YOU MUST WANT TO SEE THIS YOU SICKO!
FINE THEN!
THAT'S IT!
IT'S TIME!

BEHOLD!!!!!



I warned ya!
;P

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P.P.S. Suck it Mantis!