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Old 04-05-2010
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(In song)
She's back! Just look at that smut!
Magical Tea is more of a slut than the last time,
the last time you saw her!
Know you can see why ...we all pretty much still hate her.
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And on that day Tea became to Airline pilots what Sue Ellen was to Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer...
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Tea: Oh no, lazzers are attacking from all sides. What should I do?!
Staff: Press R or Z twice!
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(In song... again)
Single Female Magician Girl,
Fight'n for her client,
Wear'n sexy mini skirts and be'n self-relient.
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Newcomer: Zero Suit Tea
(Don't worry, she still sucks)
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And as Tea plummets to her death, the only thing that comforts her is that at least she caught her lollipop.
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While flying through the air (somehow) Tea stops abruptly having caught her reflection in the reflective ball on the base of her staff. She is astonished as she realizes just how silly she really looks.
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Somehow the folks at Yu-Gi-Oh manage to make a tennis uniform even more promiscuous...
But really, magic rackets? giant glowing balls? They can't represent ANY game properly!
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And so, Tea flies alone valiantly to defeat the Skammers' fleet of remote controlled Death Stars. She won't be missed.
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Tea: Well, flying on a magic wand still makes more sence than flying on my Doduo >.>
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Tea tests one of the prototype power-ups for New Super Mario Bros. Wii 2... or 3?
The idea is scrapped when it is discovered it has no defence against the returning Coney Island Disco Palace.
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And as the paparazzi's cameras flash to no end, Tea realizes she forgot to wear underwear today.
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And as Timmy Turner's wish comes true, granting everyone on earth the abilities of their Halloween Costumes, Tea wishes she had dressed up as Goku like Joey did.
Tea: We get it Tristan, you can make Spirit Balls. Stop showing off!
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^Is that enough? lol just too much you can do with this one

Last edited by Overdrive; 04-05-2010 at 11:04 AM.