Yami: MY GOD!! Being strangled by a bowl full of jelly? What twisted Christmas-themed villain are we facing this time?!
???: Resistance is futile, mind slaves!!
Kaiba: Marik?
Joey: The Borg??
???: Now, you must do my bidding and star in a sad low budget Christmas movie sequal with me!!!
Yami: Show your face, you coward!
