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We need 10cc's of penis jokes, stat!
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Only 10cc's jeez, what are you looking for a Naruto sized penis or something?
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Sounds like you'd have a real heart-on for it.
Why, what ever do you mean? Do me a favor and start thinking that I'll win the lottery |
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I am proud
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Please, that's Korea
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#98
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It does when it involves knowing how much of a dirtbag your brother is, even when your parents miss it until it's too late.
DON'T DO IT! THE OTHER ADULTS DISABLED THE UNDO BUTTON! Is there a penis lottery? Ever since the group I run became popular, i've had people say that a lot when I comment on their posts. |
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soooo who would like to kidnap me, force me to be their roommate and pay rent utilities etc. while I try to pay off my debts/save up
I know it's a very tempting offer. plus I come with 2 cats and a red eared slider |
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You run a group? Not to mention an extensive wiener collection |
#101
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Yeah, a facebook group. 2000 members and growing. At an event a couple weeks ago I had a couple guys stop me mid-game to take a selfie with me. It's so bizzare... |
#102
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pretty sweet
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#103
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what's the group about?
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#104
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Airsoft, believe it or not. Specifically 'Airsoft Heresy', the act of doing stupid tactical shit to guns of all types, and generally having a good laugh about it.
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I misread that as 'Airsoft Hersey' and was envisioning guns shooting chocolate pellets
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#106
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Unfortunately I donated that to the National Weiner Museum of Weiner Art
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#107
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Can't have pets of the furred persuasion in my apartment complex, sorry.
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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SUCH A THING D:
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#109
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The university of new mexico. Trust me I'd have a dog otherwise (it seems I have become highly allergic to cats in the last few years).
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Solution! Shave them!
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how can you go on living?! not that i'm complaining, but still
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What joy would there be in a life without cats? Get a hairless cat! Pretend you're Dr Evil!
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pretend?
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I pet the cats in pet stores, then immediately wash my hands. I miss my cats so much, but I know that my aunt takes good care of them and I am much healthier without them.
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I'mnot bald enough to be Dr. Evil. |
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yet
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#116
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Just think: You'll be able to knit them sweaters and costumes!
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making cats wear sweaters and costumes is probably one of the most entertaining things in the world
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lol i don't knit. Cross stitch, embroidery, quilting, even a small dabbling into crochet i can do, but knit I cannot seem to twist my head around. That said I could still make them costumes.
true dat |
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