#2281
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in your pants. xC they bite.
I found a nickle under my..... |
#2282
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eyelid, i was soo happy
NO, Look out for that.... |
#2283
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Demon goose!!!
Don't tease the... |
#2284
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cow with super herpes.
Its a bird! Its a plane! Its... |
#2285
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SuperAID's! Sexually Transmitting diseases everywhere! :D
Fat people will... |
#2286
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Keel over from fattie foods (all out of ideas)
MY hand is going to... |
#2287
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reach into my pants and grab my... ummm.... zipper? x3
I will be famous for.... |
#2288
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single-handedly bringing humanity to its golden age while subjugating it beneath my godlike powers.
I need to dance so bad that I... |
#2289
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ate three squirrels to freak out any near by DJ's
there is something in the |
#2290
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fridge
This is.... |
#2291
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a giant octopus, it's name is Fred, say hi to Fred
Oh, i know you, your.... |
#2292
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in love with a fictional character and have not yet recieved treatment.
When I shower... |
#2293
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...a random person in the world dies.
There are those days when... |
#2294
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I'm all alone, except for the city I live in, the city she loves me, as lonely as I am, together we cry.
I hope that isn't.... |
#2295
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... my cosplay in the washing machine
Sometimes, muffins take |
#2296
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...weeks to develop a mind of their own
When the cicadas cry... |
#2297
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i die inside
A, A is for... |
#2298
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...acid trip
Has it ever crossed your mind that... |
#2299
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bob the builder is funny
dude the fly is this room is |
#2300
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the fact that im using is to much in this sentance
Penguins will one day |
#2301
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live in peacefully as swimming birds in the Arctic
speaker will have the same power levels as |
#2302
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a fish out of water
My power level is over.... |
#2303
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3, ha sucks to be you
In January we used |
#2304
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magic lemons to shovel snow.
I feel like a.... |
#2305
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woman
omg the fishes are |
#2306
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riding that panda bear thats on a unicycle.
I can't live without my... |
#2307
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heart, seriously I can't, I'll die, give it back.
In times of trouble |
#2308
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eating a burger in front of a homeless man always makes me feel good.
To kill a wanker you must....... |
#2309
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have a stomach that can take cleaning up both kind of liquid that are going to come out of him
jesus was a |
#2310
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man... apparently
You never know what you'll get... |
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