PSI Corruption! The Wish changed form!

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. Instead you have a cavity that requires a root canal.

I wish I had a tube of toothpaste.

[Lerena]

Granted, but you have a canker sore so it hurts to brush your teeth.

I wish I knew what I was doing. =P

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but also have a whole gallon of orange juice that you have to drink with the taste of toothpaste still in your mouth.
EDIT: Dang, ninja'd! Granted, but nobody else does.

I wish someone would eat the rest of my birthday cake before I make myself sick on it. X_x

[Lerena]

Granted, but you still get sick.

I wish I had some crackers.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but they have no salt in them whatsoever.

I wish I had cool socks.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but they are too cold to wear.

I wish I I don'r have to water my mom's garden.

[Lerena]

Granted, but now you have to water your grandfather's garden.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[miniroxasabridged]

Granted but you choose not to

I wish i had a cool car

[Lerena]

Granted, but it has beer in it and you get caught getting drunk while driving.

I wish i didn't have the hiccups.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but the cure is to be scared, and you get scared so bad you have a heart attack.

I wish my fingers were warm.

[Lerena]

Granted, but now they're hot instead of warm.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[lilliejean]

Granted, you are now energetic in your procrastinating (I think you can conjugate procrastinator)

I wish I could go to a large bookshop/ music store

[KawaitaSakebi]

(I read that wrong at first... <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> But yeah, it's a verb.)
Granted, and you save up plenty of money before you go. Sadly, you're mugged on the way there.

I wish I had a magic ring.

[lilliejean]

Granted but you now have to find a volcano for it before it destroys the world

I wish the bus arrived on time

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's the wrong bus.

I wish I had a staff. Not magic. Just normal.

[lilliejean]

Granted, it's completely normal, but it just irritates you because you have nowhere to put it, and then the dog goes off with it

I wish for a surprise

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you're pregnant. O_o

I wish I was less evil. heeheehee...

[lilliejean]

Granted, but someone still wants to throw you into a volcano

I wish for a dragonfly

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it can breathe fire. And doesn't like you.

I wish I had more water.

[Lerena]

Granted, but your water is composed of mainly dog spit.
[s]That was disgusting...[/s]

I wish I had a cookie :D

[roxasabridged]

Granted, but it was a fortune cookie. With a bad fortune.

I wish the Computer program Visual Basic didn't suck.

[DarkSunDuelist]

Granted. Now your computer sucks.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Lerena]

Granted, but it's really really slow.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but you never wake up. MUAHAHA!

I wish I could do a convincing evil laugh. >_>

[ggbhtg]

Granted but you lose your voice after halfway doing it... HAW HAW!

I wish my Nelson voice was better...

[lilliejean]

Granted but it's a forum (or space if you prefer) so no one can hear you.

I wish I didn't blush so easily

[Lerena]

Granted, but now you kill people and get arrested.

I wish I had more dreams of Marik.

[s]Yes, I know I had a wish about him like 2 pages ago or something, but get off my case.[/s]

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but in them he hates you.

I wish my room was clean. >.>

[Lerena]

[s]He'd probably hate me even if it wasn't a dream. I'm just evil and forceful >=D I'd MAKE him be around me.[/s]

Granted, but now you have nothing in your room.

I wish I could stop laughing at things that aren't funny.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but now you laugh at nothing at all. As in, you never laugh.

I wish I laughed more often.