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Old 04-18-2010
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And from that day Yugi vowed to never perform at the Anger Manegment For Alchoholic Mantis's Club ever again.

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Unfortunately it was at that moment that Yugi figured out that he was not the gingerbread man man and the mantis could catch him no matter how fast he ran, when the Mantis caught up to Yugi he viciously mauled him and that scene has been removed for your viewing pleasure. Next on the Discovery Channel, Mythbusters, who are going to find out why people like Yu-Gi-Oh.

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AHHHHHH!!!!!!
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I HATE THESE CAPTION CONTESTS!
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And Yugi never trolled the TFS forums again.
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I bet this one's gonna win -_-
I'll admit I was tempted. XD
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Is the Bug Catching Contest over already?!

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If Pokemon and people are supposed to be friends, then why is this one trying to bite my f*cking head off?!

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So the ASPCA went to go kick Yugi's ass for disrespecting the hairy ba-I mean, Kuribohs.

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Try not to multipost, guys.

There is an edit button for a reason.
Actually... multiposts ARE okay. LK said so in the original post. It makes things more cluttery, yeah, but it also makes things easier to judge.

Just sayin'.
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Mantis hunts down those who took Team Four Star away from him.
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Mantracker's new technique; release the Mantis and follow the screams.
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Yugi: damn gleeks get strong by the second and he has only been hooked for a week
Mantis: (sings defying gravity and seems to grow larger)
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this is what happens when you pull yugi's chain too tight but jokes on yugi, yami did a body switch because yugi's small.
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Damn it Ling first Four Star now yu-gi-ho what next? Rozen maiden abridged!
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ENTRY
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Yu-Gi-Oh! vs Pokemon vs Starship Troopers. And it is NOT James Cameron's Avatar.
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Where are those cardgames on motorcycles when you need them!?
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Actually... multiposts ARE okay. LK said so in the original post. It makes things more cluttery, yeah, but it also makes things easier to judge.

Just sayin'.
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This week, Yugi Moto is the special guest on: "Fast Animals, Slow Children"
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Due to the shortage of remotely funny suggestions to this week's contest, the YGOTAS team decided to use more... forceful methods of finding people to enter...

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This is why you pay up after losing a Pokemon Battle.
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Yugi: OMG Grandpa lied! "The Deadly Mantis" IS real!

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After today, Yugi Mutou decided never to try S&M again...

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Yugi: OMG Tea what happened to you and why are you smiling?!

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Joey's attempt at changing his fursona to a Mantis ultimately failed, and he ended up scaring all of his friends away...
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If Yugi thought the giant insects were the worst things on Skull Island, wait until the giant gorilla mistakes him for Ann Darrow.
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Beware the tyrannomantis sex, for it will rape you if you look it in the eyes, and there is no escape. Just ask Yugi; he knows.
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Mantis: I just want to Caramelldansen with you!
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Yugi:Hey, I said do you want a peice of MEAT, not a peice of ME!!!
Mantis:Know, but both is soo tempting >:9
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1) The Mantis only had 4 simple words upon seeing the unsuspecting Yugi : Om Nom Nom Nom

2) 'Is it just me ...' Yugi pondered whilst running for his life 'or can anyone else see that that mantis has the expression of a gay clown?

3) Look out Yugi! It's Cheryl Cole and she's after your L'Oreal!
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This one is for JesusRocks. And it's not an entry, just a joke.


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what is this?

O.o
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This one is for JesusRocks. And it's not an entry, just a joke.




XD
So are you saying Kanga is a bug monster or a guy?
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU EITHER WAY?
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Old 04-19-2010
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Entry #1:

GI Joe: You see kids, this is what happens when the P word in an Insect-American neighborhood.
Yugi, Joey, Tea, Tristan, and Bakura: Now we know!
GI Joe: And knowing is half the battle.
Narrator: GI JOE!!!

Entry #2

Yugioh Cr@psule Monsters: The Nipple Monolouges.
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TELL LITTLE KURIBOH I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!... I mean HIM!

*Yugi loves birdiewilliams too but not as much :]*
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Yugi: Goddamn, these new fifth-gen Pokemon suck!

Entry #4:

Yugi: Mom, dad, I forgive you, but I do NOT want to live in a van down by the river! Chris Farley scares me!
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Yugi: Oh my god, it's Psycho Mantis in a bug costume, in a kid show about card games no less! Why didn't we THAT coming?!

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Oh no. They say it's got to go. Go go Godmantis. Woooooooo.
Oh no. There goes Yu-Gi-Oh! Go go Godmantis. Woooooooooo.

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