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10-02-2010
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Xanadu's NEW Wacky Anime Review
If you caught it before, you have an idea of the weird (often perverted) anime's I watch
So I have learned a few more cleaver jokes and am better with paint lol so I present the first anime to be reviewed I am gonna do this differently, as its so short episode 1 first, then 2+3. This anime has no plot, the 3 episodes don't really seem to link together (the 2nd and 3rd one sort of do, but neither do with the 1st). For everything that is silly and weird about this anime, it does have the best music I have ever heard in an anime. I think they put most of their thought into the music. Its about a young man named "Daisuke" who is avoiding his grandmother (whom we never see) to go to the beach and...look at girls. And that is when we meet Nao and Mitsugu, two girls who are in love with him...and I am not exactly sure why. And they proceed to start arguing about him... Anyways the girls are thrilled, and decide to go on the beach, where we cut to a maid cafe called "Toriton". There we meet Mayaka, Daisuke's cousin (though she calls him onii-chan, which I thought means brother...) So as soon as the girls find out she is Daisuke's cousin they become more passive Anyways while telling Mitsugu about her he says this;  classy dude, real classy We also meet Momo, who can't walk with dishes to save her life...ever Its her running gag.  So later that night, Nao somehow sneaks up on his balcony and scares the living shit out of him, why? WELL... Afternoon Delight of course! (Well evening delight, but still!) He is quite shocked how she climbed up, like 4 stories. But Daisuke is a gentlemen and offers her a beer, but she doesn't want a beer! So in traditional idiot anime male way of behaving, he asks what she's doing, and she is rather upfront with it.  What? makes sense to me. So she calls his hands perverted (whatever) and states the obvious  The art for the sex scene's is weird, like the size of her boobs and what not, at first they seem to be big, but when she takes off her shirt they grow like 2 extra sizes. Can women do that?! And just as they are about to...you know climax, the cockblocker known as Mitsugu knocks on the door... They are silent, praying she goes away...and she does...hmm That was easy, but oh no, Mitsugu knows! Some people... Nao affirms that women eating hot dogs is sexy, commenting Daisuke's looks yummy too, his reply "don't bite me, even if you're wrong!" touche! More sex, Nao calls it "service" (service means you pay! GET OUT OF THERE!!) Then they do it against the window...believe me, that would suck for the poor bastard who has to windex that! Then who shows up on the belcony, Mitsugu!! With a really angry look on her face.  bitch is gonna kill somebody! What happens next is the funniest expression I've ever seen in anime!  Next Scene! Mitsugu and Daisuke... Daisuke does what I've done at every party I've ever been to, lean on something and hit the booze.  oh yeah, he looks soooo happy right now So Mitsugu is still mad at Nao for doing Daisuke, and promps to do the only logical thing! Do him herself! Silly dialong, Daisuke claims his hands are moving on their own (yeah right) and my hands are just writing this on their own. It must have been so hard for him to grab her boobs...that have the consistency of silly putty...okay... She comments its embarrassing that he said she smelled good, but she is fucking him on the deck, Titanic style. Yeah she has her priorities straight. On a good note, I could totally make a rap video out of this! Don't worry baby I double bagged it! So after the sex scene it cuts to Daisuke, Mitsugu, Nao, Mayaka and Momo walking in a garden. Okay, I know someone is gonna do it here...but who?! As Nao and Mitsugu hold Daisuke and argue over him, Mayaka is sad that her and Momo have been "forgotten" Momo, blissfully unaware. Daisuke tries to get them to stop, telling them to enjoy nature, but Nao is unimpressed with flowers and grass (as she puts it). All is not lost however as they find banana's! (No that's not an innuendo, they find real banana's and decide to eat them...cause theft isn't a crime?) So as the others run after her, Momo trips and an eerie shadow looms over her... Its... Oh god... this can't go where I think it's going, yes it is... So Momo has been eaten by the giant fucking flower who wants, what else, to have sex with her. Her response to this... "what is this, some sort of test" Oh my god! Seriously?! I'd believe "is this some sort of test" if you were... But no its not a test...and Momo realizes this isn't a flower. Well if a 50 foot plant-thing that eats me, ties me up with tentacles and tries to rape me isn't a flower, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS!!! After the plant "finishes" Momo says the dumbest thing I have ever heard her say (and believe me, thats not easy) "what if I get pregnant" Don't worry honey, the plant got a vasectomy 3 years ago, you're good. So it spits her out and walks, or should I say dances, away. When the others find her, Momo is fully clothed, and is completely fine, seems it was all a dream...OR WAS IT!? Momo seems to think something's up, but she did fall so hard she lost consciousness...maybe you should get that girl to a hospital? She could be pregnant with plant babies. So, another scene switch, my god we're going nowhere to nowhere so fast aren't we. Daisuke is in a hot tub, and by now its completely predictable. Nao and Mitsugu arrive, inform Daisuke of the fact it's a mixed bath, and he replies with  wow...I don't know whether to hi five you or kick you in the balls, oh well. They have a threesome, assuring they are the "big breasted girls" he should be looking out for. Back, to the beach, cause this show only likes to change scenes for sex scenes. Daisuke is, watching women play sports, cause, he doesn't get enough already? Oh well, some rich fuck tries to rape Nao, but not before Daisuke hears her say she loves him.  He does have rape face doesn't he. Nao cries out for help, and out of nowhere;  PWNED!!! He just roundhoused that guy in the face! Then they do it and...she tells him she loves him, and he...actually says he loves her too. And that's it. I was actually surprised by that ending Last edited by Xanadu; 10-03-2010 at 07:33 PM. 
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10-02-2010
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LOL I see you're heavily influenced by the NC! That's not a bad thing!
[ I actually saw this series last month. ] That 640X480 stuff at the bottom of the images is annoying, though.
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10-02-2010
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yeah, I didn't think it would transfer over, but it has so I'll have to put the subs below the pictures
I won't be like the Nostalgia Critic, I just always wanted to do that and what did you think of Resort Boin?
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#4
10-02-2010
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#7
10-03-2010
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Wait......WHAT is it called?
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10-03-2010
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It's a pretty memorable series and just to let you know, there's three series.
La Blue Girl Do this one. Lady Blue La Blue Girl Returns It's a bit hard finding subbed eps, but they do exist.
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#15
10-03-2010
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I know where to find them lol
I am glad people enjoy these, down the line I will do a few other non porn anime's, like Higurashi, La Blue Girl and Rozen Maiden (I might go so far as do a video review of that one, adding in my own dolls to make it more in depth)
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10-03-2010
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oh so have I lol
but its something I'd like to do at least once, see if it catches on as I said, I like to think of myself as the Nostalgia Critic of porn in the sense I review nostalgic porn not the humour (though I do enjoy his jokes-as seen) don't worry I am not stealing his jokes
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10-03-2010
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oohh man that was hilarious, that is gonna be up there for anime's to review!
so far I have the fallowing planned, if anyone knows anything good, do let me know! Higurashi Rozen Maiden Sex Warrior Pudding (all new redo!) La Blue Girl Dragon Pink Dragonball GT Beat Angel Escalayer Dream Note I shudder at the last one
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10-03-2010
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oh God, you're doing Sex Warrior Pudding again? as if i didn't hate that guy enough for sleeping with everyone in town....i look forward to your next one though
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