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05-15-2009
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Its hard being an 80's Supervillain
Kroze (3:27:11 PM): And I just figured out that the G.I. Joe movie isn't a G.I. Joe movie at all
Erin (3:27:23 PM): Oh? Erin (3:27:30 PM): What is it? Kroze (3:27:52 PM): Its actually a The Centurions movie with all the characters having Joe names Erin (3:27:59 PM): aha Kroze (3:28:06 PM): New Cobra Commander is totally Dr. Terror Kroze (3:28:26 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5168yjG3Qw Kroze (3:29:32 PM): http://www.bamkapow.com/bk_images/20...mmander-01.jpg Erin (3:31:32 PM): I do see the resemblence Kroze (3:31:43 PM): The power suits Kroze (3:31:53 PM): "What do they enhance?" "You" Kroze (3:32:35 PM): Cobra never has a body count Kroze (3:32:39 PM): But in this movie they do Erin (3:32:50 PM): Hmm Kroze (3:38:16 PM): I am glad to see I am not just imagining this out of my love for The Centurions Kroze (3:38:49 PM): I'M NOT MAD!! Erin (3:38:59 PM): Honestly, I don't know either franchise well enough to say for sure Erin (3:39:17 PM): so my opinion on the matter isn't exactly informed Kroze (3:39:45 PM): Quiet you! Your job just like every other 80's villain sidekick is to just nod your head and agree! Erin (3:39:59 PM): oh Erin (3:40:00 PM): yes Kroze (3:40:03 PM): And then hunt down my enemies no matter how many times you get blown up or defeted Erin (3:40:05 PM): of course Erin (3:40:19 PM): and I will be blown up and defeated quite a bit Kroze (3:41:03 PM): YES! YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! Kroze (3:41:30 PM): Soon my master plan will be complete and the world leaders will be helpless to stop me! Erin (3:42:07 PM): Hopefully we have to face a good team of heroes Erin (3:42:16 PM): and not be taken down by some lame hero Kroze (3:42:43 PM): Oh, don't worry... I've gone through all the applicants Erin (3:43:09 PM): so wait Erin (3:43:21 PM): are you the main villain in a show about heroes Erin (3:43:30 PM): or the protagonist in a show about villains? Kroze (3:43:46 PM): That was never made clear to me actually Erin (3:44:03 PM): well, how often does the camera crew come around? Kroze (3:44:20 PM): Once every 10 or so minutes Kroze (3:44:33 PM): About Erin (3:44:33 PM): hmm Erin (3:44:43 PM): and is that once a week? Erin (3:44:46 PM): or more? Erin (3:45:01 PM): and how long do they stay? Kroze (3:45:24 PM): More than once a week? are you MAD?? I couldn't have them seeing all my evil dastardly schemes at once Erin (3:45:31 PM): ok Erin (3:45:43 PM): we're the antagonists then Kroze (3:46:21 PM): THat wording was not used in my contract Erin (3:46:40 PM): how does the contract read? Erin (3:46:54 PM): wait... what is the duration of the contract? Erin (3:47:06 PM): and does it have a hench clause? Kroze (3:47:24 PM): Of course it has a hench clause Kroze (3:47:40 PM): You think I, the great Kroze, would get a contract without one? Erin (3:48:04 PM): well, you know those Saturday Morning Producer types Kroze (3:48:07 PM): *Kroze hits Erin over head with whatever object is lying around for his incompetence* Erin (3:48:16 PM): *ow* Erin (3:48:22 PM): sorry bos Erin (3:48:23 PM): s Erin (3:48:24 PM): boss Erin (3:48:29 PM): sorry boss Kroze (3:49:08 PM): I know what I am doing here! They promised me to be the lead.... lead villain... but thats still the lead Kroze (3:49:20 PM): Right?!??!? Erin (3:49:24 PM): well Erin (3:49:30 PM): theoretically Erin (3:50:00 PM): it could be they replace you with a bigger and badder villain at the beginning of next season Erin (3:50:26 PM): and just because you're the lead villain, doesn't mean you'll appear in every episode Erin (3:50:36 PM): they could have side stories Kroze (3:50:38 PM): Nonsense! Who could be a bigger or badder villain then I? Erin (3:50:43 PM): or other, minor mischeif makers Erin (3:50:53 PM): well, there's Bad Horse Kroze (3:50:53 PM): For I am KROZE THE GREAT! Kroze (3:51:00 PM): Oh no, not Bad Horse Kroze (3:51:03 PM): He's legend Erin (3:51:19 PM): and that is an extreme example Erin (3:51:58 PM): they could just make up some extreme example Erin (3:52:05 PM): and bring an alien or demigod in Kroze (3:52:11 PM): Wait, if I get replaced does that mean I can be killed? Erin (3:52:22 PM): not necessarily Erin (3:52:31 PM): you could become a minion for the new villain Kroze (3:52:32 PM): Or even WORSE, this new more powerful villain's lackey! Kroze (3:52:37 PM): NO! Erin (3:52:37 PM): yeah Kroze (3:52:50 PM): That can't be! Erin (3:52:56 PM): it would be horrible Erin (3:53:28 PM): I'd have my contract lawyer review the agreement ASAP Kroze (3:53:48 PM): But.... I have already signed it! Kroze (3:53:56 PM): This is most troubling Erin (3:54:06 PM): It might not be set in stone... yet Kroze (3:54:11 PM): So we have a single season to dispose of these meddling heroes? Erin (3:54:25 PM): it looks like it Erin (3:54:33 PM): I have some ideas for how to do that Kroze (3:55:12 PM): THEN WE MUST MAKE ALL OF OUR PLANS OVERLY EXTRAVAGANT AND OVER COMPLICATED IN ORDER TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LACK OF TIME! Erin (3:55:24 PM): no, no Erin (3:55:35 PM): that is actually the exact wrong way of doing things Erin (3:55:38 PM): simple is better Erin (3:55:42 PM): simple and ruthless Kroze (3:56:00 PM): Silence! I am the main villain here! I am not gone yet! Erin (3:56:08 PM): you know how the schedule next week says we are going to be kidnapping their junior member? Kroze (3:56:14 PM): Yes? Erin (3:56:18 PM): how about, once we have them captured Erin (3:56:23 PM): we just kill her? Kroze (3:56:27 PM): He has a pet parrot Kroze (3:56:39 PM): The parrot would cry at the loss of his master Erin (3:56:46 PM): exactly Erin (3:56:52 PM): we can get the parrot too Kroze (3:57:08 PM): But the damn parrot always manages to escape Kroze (3:57:15 PM): And warn the rest of the team about the trap Erin (3:57:38 PM): that is why we have to kill that annoying kid sooner than later Erin (3:57:54 PM): that way, they come seeking revenge Erin (3:57:58 PM): not rescue Kroze (3:58:03 PM): But if the annoying kid is dead, then they will just thank us for killing their most annoying member Erin (3:58:11 PM): and we can take advantage of their rage Kroze (3:58:12 PM): Since they couldn't do it themselves Kroze (3:58:20 PM): Since they ARE the "good guys" Erin (3:58:30 PM): well, that would throw a shoe in the gears Kroze (3:58:36 PM): But you know secretly deep down they all hate that little brat Kroze (3:58:51 PM): Always getting captured Erin (3:58:57 PM): wait Erin (3:59:01 PM): I have another idea Kroze (3:59:06 PM): Do tell Erin (3:59:29 PM): instead of becoming a lackey for the bigger badder villain next season Erin (3:59:33 PM): we could turn good Erin (3:59:44 PM): you know, team up against the bigger threat Erin (3:59:51 PM): and then once he is out of the way... Erin (3:59:55 PM): BAM Kroze (3:59:56 PM): And then once that bigger threat is gone we turn on them? Erin (3:59:58 PM): backstab Erin (4:00:03 PM): yes... Kroze (4:00:06 PM): I LIKE! Erin (4:00:17 PM): They will never see it coming Kroze (4:00:36 PM): And we will get all the expensive equipment and henchmen of this bigger badder villain Kroze (4:00:42 PM): THus making us more powerful Erin (4:00:48 PM): yes Kroze (4:00:52 PM): And unstoppable Erin (4:00:58 PM): indeed Kroze (4:01:01 PM): I am glad I thought of this great plan! Erin (4:01:16 PM): you are truly brilliant boss Kroze (4:01:26 PM): I surprise even myself sometimes Erin (4:01:39 PM): the whole team is glad we're on your side Erin (4:01:55 PM): except for Jim in maintanence Erin (4:02:02 PM): I don't trust him Kroze (4:02:10 PM): You better be glad I allow you all to stick around and feed off my evilness and awesomeness Kroze (4:02:19 PM): Well then we feed Jim to the sharks Kroze (4:03:03 PM): Lesson 1 in evil school... if there is a problem, feed said problem to sharks Erin (4:03:23 PM): I'm not sure that will work, sir Erin (4:03:29 PM): Jim is our Shark Feeder Erin (4:03:43 PM): The Sharks like him Kroze (4:03:56 PM): Oh... then that is a problem indeed Kroze (4:04:56 PM): Then I must come up with a better idea on how to dispose of this "Jim" Kroze (4:05:13 PM): Speaking of... who hired this "Jim"? Can we kill him too? Erin (4:05:22 PM): oh no Erin (4:05:32 PM): he was hired by Pam in HR Erin (4:05:47 PM): you know *Pam* Erin (4:05:59 PM): we can't dispose of her yet Erin (4:06:12 PM): we could get hit with a harassment suit Kroze (4:06:42 PM): Oh yes... Pam... I have always feared that one day she would turn on us Erin (4:06:53 PM): she seems loyal still Erin (4:07:02 PM): In fact Erin (4:07:12 PM): I'm sure she would take care of the Jim situation Erin (4:07:16 PM): if you asked her Kroze (4:07:29 PM): I DO NOT ASK PEOPLE TO DO THINGS! I have others do it for me! Erin (4:07:46 PM): well, you could order her Erin (4:07:55 PM): or I could do it Kroze (4:07:59 PM): YES! Kroze (4:08:13 PM): I order you to order her to do it under penalty of DEATH Erin (4:08:23 PM): Alright, I'll send her a memo Erin (4:08:42 PM): ok Erin (4:08:45 PM): memo sent Erin (4:08:57 PM): I'm sure she'll get back to me soon Kroze (4:09:27 PM): Did you use one of those cute "from the desk of KROZE THE GRAND DESTROYER WHO WILL BRING ABOUT THE FALL OF CIVILIZATION!!!" pieces of paper that I ordered awhile back? Erin (4:09:39 PM): yes Kroze (4:09:46 PM): They were such a good deal how could I NOT get them? Erin (4:09:52 PM): I used the DESTROYER stationary Kroze (4:10:09 PM): Very good Hatch Kroze (4:10:14 PM): There may be hope for you yet Erin (4:10:35 PM): ok Erin (4:10:40 PM): Pam just replied Erin (4:10:48 PM): she's on it Kroze (4:11:41 PM): Goooooooooooood... and now that a day's work has been successfuly completed, I will sit here upon my throne looking menacing and cursing those meddling do-gooders Erin (4:11:41 PM): she's going to get Tom and Phillip from R+D to rig the coffee machine in the break room to spit boiling acidic coffee all over Jim when he goes on break at 1:20 Kroze (4:11:52 PM): Excellent! Very EVIL! Kroze (4:12:03 PM): She gets a promotion for that Kroze (4:12:16 PM): Why don't you ever come up with any very evil ideas like that? Erin (4:12:38 PM): I like to leave the especially evil thinking up to you sir Erin (4:12:46 PM): my ideas pale in comparisson Kroze (4:13:04 PM): Ah, you are correct in that respect.. Kroze (4:13:18 PM): So very evil I am Erin (4:14:53 PM): I have a new plot to forward on to you sir Erin (4:15:03 PM): some new technology with some real promise for evil Erin (4:15:06 PM): http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20...FyYXNpdGljZmxp Erin (4:15:51 PM): looks like the foundation for a controlled zombification scheme Erin (4:16:12 PM): Should I give R+D the go-ahead? Kroze (4:16:23 PM): YES! Something those fools will never be able to stop! A neverending horde of zombies! Kroze (4:16:47 PM): But wait, what if the zombies turn on us? Erin (4:17:11 PM): they won't, sir Erin (4:17:21 PM): the zombies themselves are harmless minions Kroze (4:17:32 PM): Oh right! Erin (4:17:33 PM): and we can control the flies used to spread the virus Kroze (4:17:40 PM): Genius! Erin (4:17:53 PM): Another great idea on your part sir Kroze (4:18:01 PM): How stupid of you for ever thinking that they would ever turn on us! Erin (4:18:13 PM): I'm sorry for doubting you Kroze (4:19:52 PM): You better be! If only you weren't as stupid as you are! Then maybe you could be able to competently capture those heroes who are a constant pain in my backside! Erin (4:20:18 PM): I try my best, please have pity boss Erin (4:20:23 PM): one moment Erin (4:20:31 PM): we have a situation in the break room Erin (4:20:38 PM): I'll be right back Kroze (4:20:42 PM): Kay Erin (4:23:30 PM): good news, sir Erin (4:23:33 PM): Jim is dead Erin (4:24:07 PM): and we managed to put out the resulting fire with minimum casualties Kroze (4:24:18 PM): Good good... and that is the way I solve all of our problems around here! Kroze (4:24:24 PM): WITH MY GIANT IRON FIST Erin (4:26:44 PM): your iron fist gleams evilly in the afternoon sun, sir Kroze (4:26:56 PM): Gleaming with EVIL! Kroze (4:27:01 PM): Muahahahahahahahhahahaha! Erin (4:27:42 PM): your laugh sounds horrible sir Erin (4:27:48 PM): have you been working on it? Kroze (4:28:26 PM): Very much so my highly incapable friend! Glad you have noticed! 
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#6
05-16-2009
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>_> That was actually awesome...
and would be even moreso if Kroze didn't actually think this about himself... instead, it's just sad >_>
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#7
05-17-2009
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Sir, I appologize for intruding, but I heard you had an opening for a job as a shark feeder? If it's all right with you, I'd like to apply for the post.
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#8
05-18-2009
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I wonder if Kroze has seen the new GI Joe animated movie on adultswim.com If not he should. I think he'd be pleased with how it turned out.
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#9
05-18-2009
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What really bugged me in that was Warren Ellis's treatment of Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Also, not sure how to feel about Spike/Wolverine voicing Duke. The movie was just okay overall... Ellis went a TAD bit overboard in the battle sequences.
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#10
05-19-2009
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I thought that voice sounded familiar though. I must say though, the part that made me laugh was the part where[ the kid goes up to sabotage the satallite things. I don't mind things being far fetched but that seemed to be a little much. ]
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#11
05-19-2009
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At least, so is what I hear from avid fans anyway..... (and after a quick scan of Wiki... <.<)
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#12
05-19-2009
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